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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

*Claps*

nice

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

Ooh! Ooh! Get it!

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Or is it?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

Loris Karloff in 'The Mummy'

running with a theme?

kingborris

(kingborris, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

Bored with talking about religion and stuff, Pope John Paul II decided to entertain his audience by pulling funny faces.

(firehazard, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

good idea!

woo

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

brill

hahah woosome

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

Isn't he

that catholic bloke?

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

you're thinking of god

(Maels, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)

god

is catholic? i'm not sure about that..

wooyay - and how do you do that stretchy thing?????

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)

Are bears

catholic!?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

Nah

Latter Day Saints

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)

No but,

The pope does shit in the woods!

/repost

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

wahey

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)

I'm frankly flabbergasted

that I got the opportunity to use that pic again. But then, this is b3ta, so I shouldn't be too surprised.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

i'll use the bear phrase again

one day, so be ready to repost ok ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)

hehe

I like pope pics

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)

reeeepost....

sorry

(ed_case, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

I like

that

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christhebarker, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

Nicely done =)

fnord

(LionsPhil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

ain't done one of these yet

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null and void, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

good stuff

dressing up animals is always a winner with me :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

Isn't this.....

Mr David Grohl of Foo Fighters fame???
Startling similarity
Or is it just me?

(tdavidj, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)

you can always tell when he's listening...

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rhuby, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)

i want him

can i have him?

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

he's dead

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

hhhhhhhhhhahahahahha

that made me laff.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

could still have him

dead or not.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

STOP

trying to groom me. Anyway, everyone knows if the dog has been dead for more than a week it will taste shit when u cook it - so no point having it now.

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

Stop being such a scruffy

bastard.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

oww ok

just joshin though ;)

NB drandquinch is not grooming me - twas a private joke people

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)

Even I am worried now.

:(

MB wants to be groomed. MB wants to be groomed. MB wants to be groomed.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)

this dog

is called ugly << how harsh is that?
ps he aint mine

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rhuby, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)

yay!

That, I like.

*sniffle*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

check your mail

there's a cheer up kittie picture

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thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

You poorly

Dr. Phil?

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Bloody Student, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

i dint like the one

of the poor bunny that's about to get chopped into bits in that post down there.

it made i sad.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

Least it's not real. Unlike what

my new flatmates did, which was real and they frightened me.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)

Okay I'll bite

share and scare us all please.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

It will only make Dr phil sadder.

But apparently it is a very good way of fishing for pike.

I knew I should have asked more questions of them.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)

it is real?

It's someone about to cut open a bunny to do research on it. It's real.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)

Real as in you are there and can touch it as opposed to

a computer image. (someone needs to get out more - try San Francisco and the Golden Gate bridge and watch for the sharks jumping at helicopters.)

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)

aww...bless!

on that note...m'off!
taraa a bit!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

cuteness!!!

awwwwwwwww... :)

(Spin Doctor, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)

i clicked on

that :(

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

too.

(Jim, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

three.

(Ellis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)

nice work :)

woo

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

//should have the spelling right now

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EdibleVomit, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

hehehehe

(Spin Doctor, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)

I like it. Wholesome discussion never hurt KNOW one.

spilling good poon2azion and dat bad.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)

Since you mentioned it

Erm - "I'm" "I'd" & "It's"

Sorry, but it's still funny though.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

aaaaaahhhh

but thats not spelling
its punctuation.
lalalala
;)

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EdibleVomit, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)

"you're lucky"

not "your".

ARen't we lovely? Aren't we just SO NICE?? ;)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

That's Aren't

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

That's, 'aren't'.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)

yes

that's what I meant... :-.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)

and it's

I'd

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)

'tis spelling

if you think of it in terms of apostrophe as a universal letter standing in for the abbreviated bit.
No, I've no idea what I'm on about either.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

this is still

funny

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

thatnks

at least someone likes it

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EdibleVomit, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)

I do too

and I said so up there.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

I did.

I forget how fragile you are Mr. Vomit. Tortured soul that you are.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)

ahem

thats doctor please
:)

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EdibleVomit, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)

All the fun of the fair!!

clickness for bigness

prolly my last for today....breath a sigh of relief

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)

haha

nice

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rogan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

but he missed

hitting no hands

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Or is it?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)

nice

wooness

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)

Little help here people...

They have run out of Hummus at my Sainsburys...
www.thomasamerican.com/img/inv/no_pic.gif

(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

like this!

(square bracket)a href="#void(wooyaycam=open('http://www.fucksocks.com/cam/','cantfuckinghummus','toolbar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,menubar=no,status=no,directories=no,location=no,width=320,height=240'))"(squarebracket)Yeah this here(squarebracket)/a(squarebracket)

..but replace where i wrote (square bracket) with an actual bracket... (it wont work on the board!)

hmmmm. and # should read "j a v a s c r i p t : " ...but i think this boards replacing stuff to stop me from screwing wiht it....

(w0bbie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)

fucksocks

after all that effort i think i replied to the wrong post....

who was it who wanted to know how to link to a webcam in a new window???

(w0bbie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)

Post production on Apollo13 was always a larf.

Click for wally
100% Recycled ideas!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

Houston...

...we have a minty problem.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

theres

a hole in the fuel tank!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

Oh dear lord

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

sorry

just trying to be 'original'

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

Stop it

please

*tears rolling down cheek*

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)

Tee minus three, two, one...

... all systems hole?

(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)

One small step for man...

...one giant mint for mankind?

I'll get me coat.

(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)

thats

cool wallpaper
woo

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)

dinner time

clicky piky big
good evening

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

don't chop up the bunny!

*cries*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

ummmmm

I don't think that's a bunny

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

it is...

I see ears...

don't i?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

ah yes

so there are. Thought for a moment it was a kitty.
phew

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

Um,

Sadly Its a Beagle, if it were standing up its ears would flop down, try not to be too upset.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

i think you are right.

That is so horrible.

*cries more*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)

that's nature

red in tooth and claw. and scalpel.

edit: or as spike milligan would say -

This rabbit with eyes full of fevered pus
Is the work of scientific us

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)

its

a cat

(edit)
no I tell a lie it a wabbit

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

With

a cotton tail!

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Artamnesia, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)

hadnt looked
i just did the guys head.

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

Is it a beagle?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

feck!

that's some bad acid...not doing the brown tabs again!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

God thats

really horrible.

((looks away))

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itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

Gladys always liked

...to pop some make up on before going out to dinner.

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itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

Did she have the make-up gun...

...set to whore?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

that's bugging me now

where's that from?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

sounds like buffy

to me.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)

Simpsons

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)

ahhhh

i was thinkign futurama, close enough i guess.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)

thats what i thought

when i checked IMBD as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)

Very reverend or

Right Reverend?

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)

Very Reverend

thank you very much

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

Never heard of a 'Very' reverend.

Must be made up like your qualifications. Might as well add Honourable.

*running and hiding*

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

are you american

or just poorly edumacated.

Clicky here pleb

or click here also peasent

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)

I am a pleasant peasant.

//spazzed back

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

The Simpsons...

...one of Homer's inventions.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

ooh

mega-mind-pisssssss

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)

the

Simpsons

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)

Lacking hummus, kittens and puppies

I've resorted to (yet again) tattying my daughter. Is that bad?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

Cripes!

What are you feeding her?!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

Le piss du mind

est fort ici, non?

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

I think

it's the spinach that did it...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

you bad, bad woman

yoo hay woopla.
edit: sorry about the confusion, it's the light.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

err... I don't think she's a man.

...but Woo Yay nonetheless.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

I'm not

a man at all!

Edit: that's ok, it's an easy mistake to make

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

jesus

what have you been feeding her?

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

Better cut down there, Smokey!

Look - he's taking another puff!

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Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

Hahahahaha!

(Mr Flibble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

It's the simpsons quote that makes it

woo

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

woo

yay ! likes much over here!

(JBoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

New for your PC

and WOO I just got my icon!

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Or is it?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

Why shouldn't you wear Ukranian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

what do you call a russan with 3 balls?

whojanickabolockov

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SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

What do you call a Russian prostitute?

Onya Bakyabitch

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

If you do it in written form

its better to say "Whoja Nickabolokov"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

I thought it was in

Belarus.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

could be...

...I've never been there.

[edit] - no I was right.

www.chernobyl.co.uk/

ner ner ne-ner ner

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

My friend has

it's not very nice there apparantly.
edit: ah, my friend went to belarus, the fall out gets that far i suppose

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

True

I also know a Ukranian guy who was one of the people who travelled with Gorbachev carrying that briefcase.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

My mom's cousin

was the marine who carried the one for Clinton.

They call it the football.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

Why?

Surely it's not very aerodynamic and probably won't take to kindly to being punted 50 yards up a field.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

cos they're American

and everything has to have a sport reference.

The guy with the briefcase is call-signed the quarterback...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

They have a habit...

...of using the name 'Football' for things that obviously are not Football.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

Is he part

of some sort of refund scheme?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

bitchpapa...

...can speak fluent Ukranian.

FACT!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)

thats not wat scares me

it all the testing of bombs that were done in the states and russia, and the fall out from those. there was an article in nation geographic about it last year.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

Hm.

I preferred the original punchline.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

chernobyl friends

chernobyl friends
they hang about
when the lights go out
and gently glow
from head to toe

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

US Army Training gets underway ...

(G-Funk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

Heh heh heh

It's funny
because it's true.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

I was searching for images of canapes before

& came across this one on the US Army's website...

They teach their soldiers to make canapes!

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

The Iraqis must be crapping themselves.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

'Okay, first we hit them with the Canapes and if that doesn't work we've had orders from the President to hit them with any starter or pre-drinks snack we have in our arsenal.
Williams, you make ready with the cheesy pineapple stick bombs and Krakovitch, be prepared to use Prawn Vol-Au-Vents with extreme prejudice'.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

Are they sending in

Buffet the Vampire Slayer then?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

Wahey!

No.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

don't forget

the pretzels

(gee, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

*sings* canapes with magnets...

/iron maiden

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

tee hee

i get that because i am a maiden fan

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SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

yay!

i was hoping someone would :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

i love

maiden

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SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

he he he...

...I decided to relive my youth and play Iron Maiden non stop in the car.

It's great!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

i'm still living my youth

18 and a maiden fan... ahhh... life couldn't be better

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SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

Mr Pedantic says:

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

Mr Pedantic

You certainly know you're shit.

(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)

I hate SMS Installer

That is all I have to say.

except....
I'm off to see Nevermind the Buzzcocks now.

:-(

(Pickled_Herring, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

Thread waste

Might be GC but this icon wars thingy is brill

(gee, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

thats

rather amusing

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huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

it was in the newsletter

and yes, it's great.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

Does anyone think Mark Lamarr is funny in the slightest?

Not I...

([]DOo []DOo, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

He'd be funny

in a blender.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

You don't see that every day.

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

I wish I did,

for it would give me great pleasure indeed.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

If you lived in Wales

you could watch it every week.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

ooh Wales

Mecca of the west.

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

Blimey.

That's fantastic. Definitely front page material, eh everyone?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

Oh bless you!

Ha ha ha!

But I'm not into that anymore, oh no. I just do it for the pleasure.

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

Reverse pyschology

cunning.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

I do it purely for the frontpagers

that's all that matters to me.
;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

Well stick to the format that seems to work

it must be
a) animated
b) an animal

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

/shamless repost

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

See!

told you.

All of you Flash slags. I can't afford it and can't use it. I'm not bitter either.

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

Flash?

nah.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

flash

is rubbish, imageready is much nicer...

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rogan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

It doth

depend on what you're doing.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

I was

going to say that too, but I didn't want to appear too wishy washy on the subject...

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rogan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)

yes.

yes it is.
flash is rubbish for gif files.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

Whhhat -everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Anyway. I'm pants at this but can only stay if I make pictures, so you're just gonna have to put up with my rubbish. I'm very pre-menstrual tadoy, btw.

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)

You do a

cracking job.

Please don't shout at me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

I think

your picture up there is rather good :)

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rogan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

ImageReady!

It's free. If you've got photoshop.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

i've got photoshop

but i haven't got imageready.

although that could be cos it's limited edition 5.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

I've neither

but I am going home now.
See y'all tomorrow afternoon. I've got to sell sewer maps in the morning to a nice lady in Horsham.

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)

What time?

We could have a quick cup of coffee at lunchtime.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)

Front page

slut.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

I'm just a slut.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

how rare!

'giddy up neddy'
'shut up dad i'm going as fast as i can'

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

The censors finally decided..

..that product placement had gone too far.

click for anigif medium linky400kb
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Took me all bloody morning to learn how to use After effects

(ed_case, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

Never have

I been so worried about tampax until now

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

i have just laughed up

some flem.

thank you for that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

cheers,

took to long though.

(ed_case, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

that's really good

excellent woo!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

Flash

would fight the most evil creature from the planet Mongo....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

enough to make you loose

your (Dale) hardon

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

H elooks like he's

just about to bust a crab.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

pun-tastic

mate

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

what?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

I was being

cunning punt, the chap who played Flash in the Blak and White serials was called Buster Crabbe.
He also played Buck Rodgers and was a champion swimmer.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

Blimey.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

dear...thats awful :)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

thats not minging

its actually quite good.
woo

(oh that's Nice, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

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