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# Spike Lee
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# haha!
serves him right for trying to eat 12 toblerones at once
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Heh.
Damn, your reply was better than the original pic. Ah well, 10 seconds of liquify, can't complain.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:04, archived)
# The Best Girlfriend In The World.
Having told my girlfriend that it is National Pie Day I come home from work to a
'Happy Pie Day' card and a selection of sweet and savoury pies.

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# I think
that's really sweet! I don't think I've ever done anything like that for anyone...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# and maybe a lil special pie later??
erhum coat
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# you lucky, lucky
bastard!
(tomorrow is National BJ Day you know)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Aww. I wish I had a girlfriend like that.
Actually, I wish I had a girlfriend.

*sobs*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# that is so cool
is it really pie day today?
cos i've only got pizza...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# sure is
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:04, archived)
# "sing pie songs"
erm... I only know 'sing a song of sixpence'
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# make pie charts
seems a bit dubious.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:10, archived)
# i wish
i could pie
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# yay!
i better go find a pie then...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# yay!
fantastic pie fest!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# That's so nice!
Tell her tommorow is national oral sex day
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:07, archived)
# ' don't need a special day for that.
, but sh'e gonna get real lucky tonight!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Don't eat all the pies at once then!
Save some for afters!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)
# and they say
romance is dead

*cough* Are you, into ... pies?

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Hot apple pies?
Pork Pies?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# That is sooo
sweet! You lucky man.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# the fontz


sorry bout that folks
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
# it's not a red cross
but i can't see it.
is it just me?
Edit:aah, very goood.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)
# nowt
there
ohh there it is
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)
# all I can see is
ahh! s'fixeded now
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# I can see it
and it's good!

GOOD MORNING B3TA
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# morning
any more brave acts of firefightery since last night?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Morning
No, I just happened to be in the right place at the right time, I'm more "training" now but in a big one it's everyone in.....
Related Link: www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2213113a11,00.html
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Heh heh
I like. Cool.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Blast from the past....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# why is one of the fonts
on Sky one?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# It said 'One' on the font I
googled at the time but I can see the Sky similarity...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# font jokes?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# times roman
what do i win?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Are we just waiting
for someone to do Comic San(d)s MS now?

or have I spoiled someones fun?

Oh well, I fuck everything up so what do I care...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)
# shit.
(closes photoshop)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Sorry
I'm in a bad mood. Maybe I should have kept my big mouth shut.

If only I had thought of that ages ago.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Sorry guys
this is a happy place, for happy people. I'll be nice from now on...just sorry if I sound sarcastic or moody to any of you...I love you all really.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
# i prefer...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)
# herb
bull centurion bowling?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# times new roman
bold
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# urm
two thyme, a bull, roman, bowling...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# it's like that fugies record..
"One thyme, two thyme..."
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# thyme buffalo roman tenpin?
?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# times
gnu roman bowling?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# ...bold
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# ahh.. i see
past tense.. doh
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Well you don't say
underlining or italicing do you.

Only jealous cuz I didn't get it first
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# I'm sure its
Herbull summat
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Thymes
Gnu roman bowled
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# That's cute
Like me:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Hmm
Thymes Two Roman?

Oh dear.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# .
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# My horse is called Simon

NB: I don't actually own a horse. Can't stand the things.
Bloody bad tempered evil animals if you ask me!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Woo!
I found my pocket simon the other day. I am now obsessed.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)
# bit thick is he?
woo!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Oh god
that is so bad and so good at the same time :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# a fine name for a horse indeed
woo yay.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Heeeeeeeeeeyyyy!


It's the Frondz!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)
# haha
hahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# haha
he should go on Ready Steady Cook - with Fern Britton :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Now he's just showing off !!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)
# I like
the way it regrows.
And the whole pic makes way more sense than "Donnie Darko" which I watched last night...
But then so do most things...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Donnie Darko is
the second best movie ever (the first being pi)

the woo yay also applies to the picture, of course
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)
# I thought it was bloody good
but it's going to need a few more viewings before I understand wtf happens at the end

edit: mini.demon.co.uk/b3ta/display.cgi?images/ddarko.gif sums it up nicely though...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# if its confusing right now,
try and figure out what the point of the man in the red jogging suit is.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# I figured he was probably important
but my brain is fried enough as it is. I may have to go see it a few more times I think. I'm determined to suss it all out eventually.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# blimey
is he launching war heads?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Rare
punnage :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)
# weeeeeeee!
it stops them going mad in the zoo though.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)
# woo
nice one koit
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Jeremy

Hated being invited to cocktail parties... There was always a catch.

Clickety digitalphotorepresentation for somewhat biggerness
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# ha ha
brilliant
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Heh heh
Poor Jeremy. Das ist wunderbra!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# hurrah
for animals with names.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Pete goes to war


and im off to hell
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# no no
no need for that
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Yes you are. Go to platform
666
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# HELP ME !!!!!!!!
HOW THA HELL DO I PUT PICIS ON THA BOARD HELPPPPP
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# have a look at the faq
the link is at the top of the page... It's got all sorts of helpfull answers to questions just like that one there!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Yeah but
it's set out a bit strange...It's confusing if you don't know what you're looking for. I've never really found the FAQ that helpful.

It's not as hard as you think mini. Make a pic (or anim) Upload it (MSN, Lycos, or even your own space if you have that) and then use the HTML tags if you know them. if not, beg for help:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Best to read..
The FAQ from the link at the top of the page that looks like this
FAQ
Study it well. All words therein are sacred
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# another fonty one... say what you see
A well known phrase or saying...

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)
# You have
no postscript font?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Don't beat the messenger?
or possibly courier?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# you can't beat the system...
/coat
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# don't put all your
monotype corsivas in one basket
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# asereje!
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Don't kill the messenger?

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# is there a font called..
old cunts with sticks?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# not that i'm aware of,
but maybe there should be.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Genetic tinkering by the sex-aid industry
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)
# look at it's pecker!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# its a
phallican :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Is
that from your own personal stash?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# nice - what's this then?

*cough* repost
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)
# haha!
armourdildo!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# So...
how do you blend two objects like that then? Is it exceptionally cunning?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# not really
I just cut bits out really carefully and feather the edges. I also use the clone tool a lot.
By far the most important bit is to choose pics that go together well; e.g. choose photos shot from a similar angle in similar lighting conditions.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Okay, ta.
I'll have a play.

Where did you find a picture of a dildo in the savanna? Err, never mind.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)
# at
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# damnit.
I feel stupid now
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# woo
he is smart!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)
# One minute of pleasure...BUT
comes with a hell of a bill!
I love pelicans. Just thought I'd add that.

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Default font joke
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)
# groan
did anyone see ganags of new york...
i like the way the title sequence is at the end of the film
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)
# i find myself spotting fonts and stuff
I watched Adaptation - from the writer of Being John Malkovich and directed by Spike Jonze too. It was very odd and it didn't have any fancy fontage credits, just a normal font and the names popping up and disappearing.

I'd reccommend seeing the film if you don't mind a bit of mind twisting.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)
# ooh Blair's being heckled at a school
on Sky News
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)
# this ginger kid
won't stop and is being dragged away now
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)
# "Right now there are hundreds of people outside! (well maybe not that many)"
he screamed as he was being led out.
hahahaha
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# this better be true
i'm expecting to see the highlights on terrestrial later.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# it was great
the audience were all very pro Blair though and nobody supported him and only clapped when blair made his 'witty ripostes'.
He's made a BREAKING NEWS banner and i reckon they'll nab him for an interview afterwards maybe.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)
# usual setup
then.

I hate that blair wanker.... grumble grumble

and no I didn't vote for him.

Who here did and now feels stupid?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# i can understand the people who did
just to stop the toreeez.
I'm not old enough yet, but when i am, (next election)I shall either vote libdem or not at all.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# good on ya.
as I have done every time i got to vote.

and no they are not hopeless & won't get in.. thats a stupid attitude that will let this lying tosser back in or those cunts of tories.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)
# I got to vote for the only Independent MP
Blair was struggling. I'd love to see him in a celebrity boxing match with Lionel, Tony would be cowering in the corner getting battered.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# I'd rather see him go head to head
with Paddy Ashdown. He'd get a right pasting
/me has always voted libdem
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# woo yay for opinions
boo nay for his being censored.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)
# teehee
good for them.

Guess they smelled America's God.
/Pinter
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# that is a very very good film
makes shite like gangs of new york & Chicago look very bad indeed.

everybody* should watch Adaptation - FACT!

*If they are old enough
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)
# I really want to see that
Being John Malkovich was one of my favorites.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)
# fontspotting
it could be the new craze! "...Although i should point out that it should actually be "typeface", a font being merely the digitised form. As soon as its printed, it becomes type..."
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)
# a new addition

to my odd-faces neon collection
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)
# admit it...
you've not done anything to that one have you!

My mate mini looks like timmy mallet .. poor bastard
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)
# well
i did edit the image and apply the neon colours from scratch. does that count as not having done anything to this one?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)
# most odd
I like these
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Timmy Mallet is a cunt

FACT
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# lock away your kittens!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)
# AARRGGGHHHH
Run

*says goodbye and runs home for the evening*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)
# bet
it can run faster!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)
# .


First post, be gentle please..

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Polish
Cock?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:22, archived)
# very close.. ;)
i'll give you a hint roland - poland
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)
# ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i don't know.............

Roland Cock? Nevr heard of 'im...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Spot on.. have a brownie
He is running in the recent election for Hessen, Germany

Fact

clickie
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Damn
my general knowlage of german politics has fallen behind a little....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# god save the queen, its a puppet regime

Click image to go large.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)
# another one.

Click to go large
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)
# ooh
simultaneouful
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)
# woo!
both really good
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)
# .
thanks :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Outtake from Life of Brian
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Don't Scratch There!
gonna make it a compo entry then?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Yes
Preview resets that setting, I forgot. Doh!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheer up Brian!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Captain Nostril
I also meant to woo your picture, but I forgot in my haste to enter my long forgotten pic in the competition
so:

sorry!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)
# And a Woo Yay for you too!!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# whilst googling for images
a site with a picture i found had this brilliant error on it
Cannot Find Smut
Possibly NSFW if your boss is reading over your shoulder
sorry if its a glasscock
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)
# can't see anything mate
check your linky
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)
# I think
that's the point

i like.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)
# sorry
my bad

just closed the window when the error came up.

Doh! spose i better read it next time
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)
# ha!
that took me a minute but then I got it. nice job!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)
# read again
CAREFULLY
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)
# i made that mistake first time
then i read the top bit properly
and thought hmm never got that b4
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)
# hee hee
"then click About Intimacy Equipment to determine what strength genitals you have installed."
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)
# it works
aint a picture
Should come up with a error page
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)
# it says
the pornography you want cannot be displayed!!

WOO YAY!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Hiya,
did you see what I did with your picture? Also can i have your e-mail address please for my m3tatweening 3 list.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)
# what picture?
the rabbits?
nope
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)
# here ya go.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)
# your quite right
it is infinately funnier with that in the background
Woo Yay
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)
# most wooyaysome
and extra houpla - I likes that I does..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)
# have you finished
phase two?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)
# nope
just looking ahead :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Quick one - first on buzzers
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Loris McWhirter
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)
# too easy
(or too unoriginal)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)
# loris
McWhurter

[edit] damn b3tan to it (and i spelt it wrong)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:12, archived)
# if the part of a boat
that's called a fore castle is shortened to f'castle (and pronounced forksall)
then I demand that Roy Castle be changed to Roy'castle and be pronounced rorksall
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)
# I don't think
he'll have any objections.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)
# respiration
ooooh! medication.
medication is what I need(ed)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)
# my flat amte
was siging the tune to those words last night. how very odd for it to crop up twice like that.... :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)
# very odd indeed
..strange forces are at work
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)
# However
he may find a use powering a generator...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

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