haha!
serves him right for trying to eat 12 toblerones at once
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Heh.
Damn, your reply was better than the original pic. Ah well, 10 seconds of liquify, can't complain.
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The Best Girlfriend In The World.
Having told my girlfriend that it is National Pie Day I come home from work to a
'Happy Pie Day' card and a selection of sweet and savoury pies.
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'Happy Pie Day' card and a selection of sweet and savoury pies.
I think
that's really sweet! I don't think I've ever done anything like that for anyone...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:00,
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you lucky, lucky
bastard!
(tomorrow is National BJ Day you know)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:01,
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(tomorrow is National BJ Day you know)
Aww. I wish I had a girlfriend like that.
Actually, I wish I had a girlfriend.
*sobs*
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:02,
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*sobs*
that is so cool
is it really pie day today?
cos i've only got pizza...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:02,
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cos i've only got pizza...
' don't need a special day for that.
, but sh'e gonna get real lucky tonight!
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it's not a red cross
but i can't see it.
is it just me?
Edit:aah, very goood.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:56,
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is it just me?
Edit:aah, very goood.
Morning
No, I just happened to be in the right place at the right time, I'm more "training" now but in a big one it's everyone in.....
Related Link: www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2213113a11,00.html
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Related Link: www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2213113a11,00.html
It said 'One' on the font I
googled at the time but I can see the Sky similarity...
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Are we just waiting
for someone to do Comic San(d)s MS now?
or have I spoiled someones fun?
Oh well, I fuck everything up so what do I care...
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or have I spoiled someones fun?
Oh well, I fuck everything up so what do I care...
Sorry
I'm in a bad mood. Maybe I should have kept my big mouth shut.
If only I had thought of that ages ago.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:52,
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If only I had thought of that ages ago.
Sorry guys
this is a happy place, for happy people. I'll be nice from now on...just sorry if I sound sarcastic or moody to any of you...I love you all really.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:54,
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Well you don't say
underlining or italicing do you.
Only jealous cuz I didn't get it first
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:08,
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Only jealous cuz I didn't get it first
My horse is called Simon
NB: I don't actually own a horse. Can't stand the things.
Bloody bad tempered evil animals if you ask me!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:42,
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NB: I don't actually own a horse. Can't stand the things.
Bloody bad tempered evil animals if you ask me!
Woo!
I found my pocket simon the other day. I am now obsessed.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:43,
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I like
the way it regrows.
And the whole pic makes way more sense than "Donnie Darko" which I watched last night...
But then so do most things...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:41,
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And the whole pic makes way more sense than "Donnie Darko" which I watched last night...
But then so do most things...
Donnie Darko is
the second best movie ever (the first being pi)
the woo yay also applies to the picture, of course
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:44,
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the woo yay also applies to the picture, of course
I thought it was bloody good
but it's going to need a few more viewings before I understand wtf happens at the end
edit: mini.demon.co.uk/b3ta/display.cgi?images/ddarko.gif sums it up nicely though...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:46,
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edit: mini.demon.co.uk/b3ta/display.cgi?images/ddarko.gif sums it up nicely though...
if its confusing right now,
try and figure out what the point of the man in the red jogging suit is.
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I figured he was probably important
but my brain is fried enough as it is. I may have to go see it a few more times I think. I'm determined to suss it all out eventually.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:53,
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HELP ME !!!!!!!!
HOW THA HELL DO I PUT PICIS ON THA BOARD HELPPPPP
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:53,
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have a look at the faq
the link is at the top of the page... It's got all sorts of helpfull answers to questions just like that one there!
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Yeah but
it's set out a bit strange...It's confusing if you don't know what you're looking for. I've never really found the FAQ that helpful.
It's not as hard as you think mini. Make a pic (or anim) Upload it (MSN, Lycos, or even your own space if you have that) and then use the HTML tags if you know them. if not, beg for help:)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:07,
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It's not as hard as you think mini. Make a pic (or anim) Upload it (MSN, Lycos, or even your own space if you have that) and then use the HTML tags if you know them. if not, beg for help:)
Best to read..
The FAQ from the link at the top of the page that looks like this
FAQ
Study it well. All words therein are sacred
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:03,
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FAQ
Study it well. All words therein are sacred
another fonty one... say what you see
A well known phrase or saying...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:31,
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So...
how do you blend two objects like that then? Is it exceptionally cunning?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:41,
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not really
I just cut bits out really carefully and feather the edges. I also use the clone tool a lot.
By far the most important bit is to choose pics that go together well; e.g. choose photos shot from a similar angle in similar lighting conditions.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:47,
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By far the most important bit is to choose pics that go together well; e.g. choose photos shot from a similar angle in similar lighting conditions.
Okay, ta.
I'll have a play.
Where did you find a picture of a dildo in the savanna? Err, never mind.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:51,
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Where did you find a picture of a dildo in the savanna? Err, never mind.
One minute of pleasure...BUT
comes with a hell of a bill!
I love pelicans. Just thought I'd add that.
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I love pelicans. Just thought I'd add that.
groan
did anyone see ganags of new york...
i like the way the title sequence is at the end of the film
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:27,
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i like the way the title sequence is at the end of the film
i find myself spotting fonts and stuff
I watched Adaptation - from the writer of Being John Malkovich and directed by Spike Jonze too. It was very odd and it didn't have any fancy fontage credits, just a normal font and the names popping up and disappearing.
I'd reccommend seeing the film if you don't mind a bit of mind twisting.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:29,
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I'd reccommend seeing the film if you don't mind a bit of mind twisting.
"Right now there are hundreds of people outside! (well maybe not that many)"
he screamed as he was being led out.
hahahaha
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:33,
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hahahaha
this better be true
i'm expecting to see the highlights on terrestrial later.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:34,
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it was great
the audience were all very pro Blair though and nobody supported him and only clapped when blair made his 'witty ripostes'.
He's made a BREAKING NEWS banner and i reckon they'll nab him for an interview afterwards maybe.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:36,
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He's made a BREAKING NEWS banner and i reckon they'll nab him for an interview afterwards maybe.
usual setup
then.
I hate that blair wanker.... grumble grumble
and no I didn't vote for him.
Who here did and now feels stupid?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:38,
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I hate that blair wanker.... grumble grumble
and no I didn't vote for him.
Who here did and now feels stupid?
i can understand the people who did
just to stop the toreeez.
I'm not old enough yet, but when i am, (next election)I shall either vote libdem or not at all.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:40,
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I'm not old enough yet, but when i am, (next election)I shall either vote libdem or not at all.
good on ya.
as I have done every time i got to vote.
and no they are not hopeless & won't get in.. thats a stupid attitude that will let this lying tosser back in or those cunts of tories.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:44,
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and no they are not hopeless & won't get in.. thats a stupid attitude that will let this lying tosser back in or those cunts of tories.
I got to vote for the only Independent MP
Blair was struggling. I'd love to see him in a celebrity boxing match with Lionel, Tony would be cowering in the corner getting battered.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:41,
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I'd rather see him go head to head
with Paddy Ashdown. He'd get a right pasting
/me has always voted libdem
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:03,
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/me has always voted libdem
that is a very very good film
makes shite like gangs of new york & Chicago look very bad indeed.
everybody* should watch Adaptation - FACT!
*If they are old enough
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:31,
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everybody* should watch Adaptation - FACT!
*If they are old enough
I really want to see that
Being John Malkovich was one of my favorites.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:31,
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fontspotting
it could be the new craze! "...Although i should point out that it should actually be "typeface", a font being merely the digitised form. As soon as its printed, it becomes type..."
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:36,
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admit it...
you've not done anything to that one have you!
My mate mini looks like timmy mallet .. poor bastard
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:36,
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My mate mini looks like timmy mallet .. poor bastard
well
i did edit the image and apply the neon colours from scratch. does that count as not having done anything to this one?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 23:52,
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i don't know.............
Roland Cock? Nevr heard of 'im...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:30,
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Roland Cock? Nevr heard of 'im...
Spot on.. have a brownie
He is running in the recent election for Hessen, Germany
Fact
clickie
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:36,
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Fact
clickie
Damn
my general knowlage of german politics has fallen behind a little....
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Captain Nostril
I also meant to woo your picture, but I forgot in my haste to enter my long forgotten pic in the competition
so:
sorry!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:47,
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so:
sorry!
whilst googling for images
a site with a picture i found had this brilliant error on it
Cannot Find Smut
Possibly NSFW if your boss is reading over your shoulder
sorry if its a glasscock
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:11,
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Cannot Find Smut
Possibly NSFW if your boss is reading over your shoulder
sorry if its a glasscock
sorry
my bad
just closed the window when the error came up.
Doh! spose i better read it next time
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:15,
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just closed the window when the error came up.
Doh! spose i better read it next time
i made that mistake first time
then i read the top bit properly
and thought hmm never got that b4
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:15,
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and thought hmm never got that b4
hee hee
"then click About Intimacy Equipment to determine what strength genitals you have installed."
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:23,
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it says
the pornography you want cannot be displayed!!
WOO YAY!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:15,
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WOO YAY!
Hiya,
did you see what I did with your picture? Also can i have your e-mail address please for my m3tatweening 3 list.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:15,
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your quite right
it is infinately funnier with that in the background
Woo Yay
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:18,
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Woo Yay
if the part of a boat
that's called a fore castle is shortened to f'castle (and pronounced forksall)
then I demand that Roy Castle be changed to Roy'castle and be pronounced rorksall
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:13,
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then I demand that Roy Castle be changed to Roy'castle and be pronounced rorksall
my flat amte
was siging the tune to those words last night. how very odd for it to crop up twice like that.... :)
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