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# Bandwagon-mesh


Please excuse me, I don't get out much.
(I helped save b3ta! badbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# lol
excellent top work there
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# teehee
If this wasn't a bandwagon, and it was during the middle of the day, you would be flamed to hell and back. But everyone is nice right now.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Hanging head in shame
I know, i know...the devil made me do it
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
# prolly
cos moat people are drunk... :D
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# i now have a mental image of
moat people...

thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# IF Moat ppl are drunk
then who'll drink the moat?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)
# nah they drank the moat
now they are all lying around in the mud with no way to get out!

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# piss
.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# G'waaaaaaaaan, whatisitwhatisit?! (III)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# cabby road
do i get another book? hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# No,
but if you ask nicely I will sign it with two swear words!

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# ok
as long as you combine them in an apt and original way :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Can't fucking hummus

So I combined a bandwagon and a kitten.


EDIT! Abbey Road
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# good
call
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# tabby road?
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# That
hadn't occured to me.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# heh heh
tabby road - that makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Yeah,
but now I have to throw out the only idea I've had all evening! ;)
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# I'm sorry
I must have contracted subconcious reverse temporal mindpiss...
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Fact:
many of the major scientific discoveries of the previous century have been made simultaneously (in some cases down to the day or even hour) by two individuals or parties working completely independently.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# aka
Great minds think alike (even if some of them aren't conciuosly thinking)

I really didn't think Tabbey road until it was suggested. I just couldn't hummus.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# I thought of Tabby Road
about 30 secs before you posted.

Welcome to the shallow end (notorious for a high concentration of mindpiss).

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:25, archived)
# so, lets get this straight
two people actaully considered doing Tabbey road, but the one who posted it was an innocent bystander with no hummus? Weird...
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:29, archived)
# welcome
to the wonderful world of mindpiss
I'm Leonard Ninmoy...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:38, archived)
# That kitten,
should be singing.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# he is
listen carefully.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:19, archived)
# charles d. cutlery

master of espoonage
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)
# THAT
*points upwards* is the worst bit of punnery I've seen since I started drinking! today.....SF, be ashamed :)

I'm off for zeds now folks. Gnight!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i'll second that!
on all counts.

night witchy, and night all!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# nightnight
witchy bird :)

x
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# i should feel shame
but i'm proud to sink to such depths!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# truly
you pun like a man possessed
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:06, archived)
# hello again :)
is koit still about, i've not seen him...
or, do you have an e-addy for him?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# No,
google 'koit b3ta'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# it's koit
at blueyondurgh
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)
# SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON????
quite apt to see a spoon after a pot noodle :D

FORK FORK FORK FORK FORK FORK
(JadeFalcon, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)
# fork has been abducted by the mysterious P.L.A.T.E.
he'll have to fight Dr. Knife, and his assistant OddShapedThingAtTheBackOfTheDrawer, to get her back. and yes, they probably will, at the end of the film
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# That's hilarious Spacefish
You've got to animate a bit of that!
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# i have a doodle i did yonks ago
i might make it into a gif next week - it has several elements of this thred
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# pr0ng?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:06, archived)
# spoooooooooooooooooooooon
guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrd
!
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
# coo,
you dunt arf pop up unexpectedly! greetings, young fellahmelad!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Never annoy a noodle


Click for bigger version
(JadeFalcon, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Threadjack!
While I was searching on Google for "Pot Noodle" so I could join in, I found this - STRANGE. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Sorry
The file name seemed to suggest

shit, but semi-fast

[EDIT] well, was once I'd read your post, not that the times show it.
(Oracus, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:35, archived)
# locationlocationlocation
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# have pun, will travel
.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Groan.
I hope you're on your way to get your coat.
(Dr Wadd, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)
# magnificent.
i still might have to kill you, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)
# oh dear oh dear.
oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear.

that's quite good. but it's also terrible
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)
# hahah
fuck my hat
very good sir
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# With a username like that
do you even need to take your hat off?
(Dr Wadd, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# scrawn and lard fan
by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# howd you guess
yes sir
will anyone be pissed off if i repost my lord tucan pic from this afternoon,
thought id better ask as people dont like blatant reposts without good reason, or am i being paranoid?
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# just post
a clicky so that those of us that weren't around can spazz....it'll save me hunting for it :)

/digs out copy of 'fuck my hat' jingle
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
# scrawn?
i haven't heard the boy radcliffe called that in yonks!
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)
# yeah, he's been known
as just plain old Mark for a while now,
but you still can't beat em,
i have all 3 albums :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# all the above
plus a CD of Hit The North gubbins.....pity some twat nicked me car when it was full of GYS stuff....anyway, wasn't I off to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# bugger!
p.s. do you like my new faith woo more below? :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
#


*bangs head off desk*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# I first heard that joke on I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again,
Which was broadcast thirty years ago.
It wasn't funny then either.
W/Y/H obviously :)
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# be afraid, be very afraid
i've got worse puns than that one on the back-burner
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# are you really
as old as that?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# No
But I have old tapes given to me. I'm 19 officially, but most of my cultural references are older than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# i like that :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# kyak kyak kyak
i think therefore i canoe
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaahahaha! i like
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Can resist no longer.
(Dr Wadd, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# abbey (as in monks, nuns, church etc.) road
?
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
# hahah
good one son
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# gene-ish

(dagnabbit, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Now that's a religion I could follow.
Church of the Waco Kid
(Dr Wadd, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)
# You mean
The Branch Davidians?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)
# oh yes
no one can drink like the waco kid gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# give my creation
LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] the tragic pugnosed elephant


was going to animate but i just can't be arsed!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# aww,
he just wants to be loved!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)
# oh go on,
make him wiggle a bit or summat
(dagnabbit, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)
# awww
he's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:40, archived)
# aaahhh
poor thing
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# it's tragic enough
as is :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Woo!
Nice shadows and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# aww
so cute and soft looking!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The Lesser-Spotted Hopkin


This is what boredom and insanity combined does.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# that pic is good
but posting .bmps is utter insanity. that pic weighs in at a hefty 226k. as a jpg or gif it could be not much more than 10k. i highly recommend you resave it as jpg or gif, and edit your img src. the dialuppers would thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# me dail-up
that pic doing funny things
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# It's not just the dial-uppers
I'm on a cable line, but the board is getting so big it won't animate any longer.
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# faster! FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# hurry hurry hurry hurry
hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# that's
fuggin woo!

nice one!

but surely she is competing in the long jump?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# maybe
she's training to be a hovering monk?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)
# aren't we all?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# I gave it up
cos I thought they said Hoovering monk
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# now that
i'd like to see!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# hahahaaa
great!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)
# you
can tell how bored I am from this image...

(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Terrifiedasaurus Rex.


It died out quickly
(Harry Monk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)
# ha haa!
ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I love the look on his face!
That's faboo!
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Ha!
He's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# *sqeual*
/runs away
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
# G'wann, whatisitwhatisit? (II)


[edit] first correct answer wins a free book by a questionable author
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)
# No, no
Hannah(by)-Barbara Road
(_, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# haha, nice filename!
wacky road?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Obvious - It's
allrightfuckuthen road. Simple.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# It's
Penelope Pitstop Road...

Wacky Abbey Road?

(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Wacky Road
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)
# it's a beatles joke
try a different avenue
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)
# the penny drops
penny lane :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# we have a winner
look, I'm kind of drunk right now

email me at manic AT bloggerheads DOT com (and send me this link www.b3ta.com/board/720090 ... and your bits and bobs) and I will send you promised book - signed as usual with at least one swear word.

:o)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# sweet
you have mail :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I'm on the kid's computer right now
(very ancient, very slow)

I'll get back to you soon. Do you have a preference of swear word?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)
# all swear words
are acceptable. just surprise me :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# What's the book?
Let the rest of us know what we're missing ...
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
# seek profile
follow link

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Suicidal tendencies built in...

What with them hanging around canals and all. Shame.
My first ever potatoed image, well, image come to think of it
(Oracus, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Aww
and he looks so happy to be doing it too!
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)
# actually, that pic doesn't look
so much like nohands in a binbag, it looks more like drunken northern bastards on a canal boat wearing binbags to keep the rain out during lock openage.
and we have the film to prove it
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Have you never worn,
a bin-bag raincoat?


Deprived!
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Worn it?
We thought we'd invented it :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# go see
www.flong.com/
it's very nice - experimental art stuff.
he did the axis of... thingy www.whitney.org/artport/commissions/codedoc/Levin/axis.html
phone concert dax.aec.at/ram/dialtones.ram
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:28, archived)
# So the tw33n looks good to you,
O Beeb Man?
(_, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)
# yep, just the middle section
to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# will it still be around
for tomorrow? i can't wait! i hope it's not kostyabwoy holding us all up. we're all busy you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# i could do with a keyboard and a comp that won't freeze while i'm doing stuff like saving files
so to encode i'll have to leave it be, prolly over 2hrs each encoding, so i need to do some small trials.
kossy dropped his bomb this evenin aiiight
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)
# can a usb keyboard work in dos?
or while booting? - silly q i know
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# & where can i
get one cheep?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Experimental art is good.
Or it's utter shite.

There never seems to be anything in the middle.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I never heard
how the dialtone concert turned out. Have you?

(and please don't say check the linked ram file, 'cause it isn't working for me!)
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# gandalf the orange

(cheebatv, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)
# lord of the things?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)
# ha
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Well, I would.
No wait, that's the wrong type of thing to admit isn't it...
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Hahaha
eww! Yeuch
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# tee-hee
Seen The Two Towers?

WARNING: The following spazz may ruin a repeat viewing for you:
new window clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)
# stop messing abaaaaaaaaaaaat
.
(Harry Monk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)

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