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# !
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# yes, i can help
she is in a bin bag in the boot of my car
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)
# you're one scary mofo
I may have a job for you - meet me in the Dog and Trouser at 8.15
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)
# meet you and the dog in your trousers?
i'm not that kind of cold blooded axe man
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Oh I'm terribly sorry
I seem to have mistaken you for a professional.

Tsk. Can't get the staff these days.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# were you around the london area
just after new year?

you want bag? please!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# i like bag
plastique?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)
# jack my own thread
any one off to see peter kaye this evening by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# No, but
I'm going to see Ken Dodd on Saturday. Dear God, help me.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:38, archived)
# god can't
help you now, you're doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Your doomed?
Allow me to mock you, please. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# damn you to hell
but the guy is meant to be very blue and rascist....so it won't be all bad!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# you damn me?
i damn you, i damn you to heck!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Be careful M@rkoni
The veins in his head are poping out. Scary beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)
# GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Why does lamb taste so nice ?


EDIT : just received this email......

Hiya,

As those who attended last night's Erasure concert in York will be aware,
Andy has recently developed bronchitis, and following medical advice, the
decision has been made reluctantly to cancel tonight's show at the Derby
Assembly Rooms.

The London Astoria shows are currently still planned to go ahead, and we
are hopeful that the Derby concert will be re-scheduled for May.
..............

I was meant to be going to this Erasure concert this evening !! - Fuckity foo.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:19, archived)
# it doesn't
it tastes of the smell of camel dung
edit: sorry - it's a lovely picture though!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# you are right
lamb is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# unless
you are drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# but that isn't lamb
....it's just "meat"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# liar!
lamb is a sweet delicious meat.

better then pork (except nice cuts of bacon)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)
# well
if you like eating camel dung
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Weren't
expecting that.

Have a woo
a yay
and a ton of hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Because.....
'The cuter the beast.
the more yummy the feast'.

(Cheesequake, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# arf
I shall be tattooing that onto the face of the next vegetarian I meet.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)
# kittens!
Hooray for edible felines!

It explains the gamboling too.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# huzzah for kitten stuffing
and woo yay for koit.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)
# you WANTED to see Erasure?
excuse me for just a second
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
there, now what was that again?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)
# yes
and I am proud of that fact.

They are a group who produce their own work (barring the current album out and the Abba EP) and don't succomb to the shitty stereotype of today's bands.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Everyone is entitled to have a difference in musical taste
but that one is just plain wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# fair play boss man
I shall stick to my stuff however.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# you
are gay, that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Drama
is a great tune.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# correct
excellent tuneage
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# yeh i was waiting
for the punchline of that erasure post, sorry koit but they are a kind of strange choice. v strange.
(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# First the Road system....


Then the sewers?
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# his next trick was good too
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)
# these are very gud
oh yay
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Yes they are.
Better than this which doesn't deserve a thread to itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# good effort
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)
# that's amusing me
my local Caff only gets the Sun, and it's the biggest pile of fucking shite on Earth (ie a quality read) - I think the editor must have burst his trousers with spunk overload when this whole boot/face thing happened.


Edit : what I'm trying to say is that's an ace picture!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Great stuff
I always wanted a kestrel but not that minging lager.
(Alienboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Here's one
(Hope I've not pre-empted anything)

Sorry about the robbery.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Somebody had to do it!..


(sorry for the fuckup earlier, i forgot to switch on the most important bit before saving! ;-)
(SYS64738, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I'm twisted
me likey :)
(allergic to curry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Winter wonderful!
Yay!!
(Chromatically Challenged, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Beautiful ....
.. I'll have 3 please
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# woo
yay and indeed worthy of a big

H O O P L A !
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeece
awwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# how
pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Bloody fantastic
Every time I post it ends up under a cracker.Have a bloody way yay hula hoop or whatever it is........
(rick with the silent P, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Oh
I want one. Or many. Many please.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# On routine practice
Dave and Billy the nude skydivers made their one and only appearance.

Not a repost but a complete rework.
(rick with the silent P, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Even though
I was expecting something like that,
I had to watch it a few times to get the gag!

W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:10, archived)
# tops
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Heh! has THIS been posted before?
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)
# No.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no it hasn't.
(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Dunno
good though
(Feckless Ne'erdowell, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)
# is that...
John Cleese?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# what a find!!!!!!!
and leeched from

www.clintonmomainstreet.com/ itself no less!

w/y/h for stolen pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)
# they
have a website!
(Lurk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Did they make the famous trophy then?
I think we should be told...
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:07, archived)
# I have no idea
(Danski, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Oh god.
You've started a meme there.

MONKEY RACE!
(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:56, archived)
# STARTED?
where have you been...?
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I think
you're bluffing.
(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)
# what, peace demo signs altered?
there was a brilliant one earlier: STOP THIS BLOODY NOISE. I loved that.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I meant
the phrase "please insert the Super Monkeyball Disc".
(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)
# right ho
never mind...
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)
# *blushes*
Second F.P. for me. Yazoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I'm not too sure why that made me
laugh, but it did. Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)
# love it
ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *thud*
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)
# exceptional tangent
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)
# ..
(SF, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)
# spam
triangle
/spam
/edit: needs sound. be of the turning up speaker operation
(the original woodsman, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:52, archived)
# not too
shabby, not to shabby at all....little weeblish tho' you must admit.
(Lurk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)
# don't get me
started on that. :)
(the original woodsman, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)
# why
not?
(Lurk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)
# El Lissitzky
wants his idea back
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)
# good one
woo
(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)
# QUALITY
I really like that
"let's go back and burn down his cottage"
he he he he
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)
# lovely,
what else can be said? its lovely, just lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Ooh, mediapill person
Class website you've got there.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Totally nuts
Hee-hee

Love the crackly sound and deteriorated film...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Heh,
Look at this cheeky Cnut, he was nicking bandwidth from me and I politely left a message asking him to take it the thing he'd nicked down. Scroll down to the the bottom and read up about four posts, he's called Bongo from the Congo.

www.brightonlife.com/forums/read.php?f=1&i=46658&t=46632

made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:52, archived)
# the mans a fool -
also - the dyke bar near the Escape - I think I've been there - wasn't just for the laydees as far as I can recall.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I love it that
he thought it was good enough to post then went all 'mnnyah, don't like it now, mnyah' on me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)
# ooh - just read the
'lives with his parents' bit - missed it before. Harsh words indeed. I would imagine he on the other hand is a sophisticated gentleman. Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I was going to say something
but couldn't be bothered.
I just thought it was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)
# he he, who dun this:?
"bongo from the congo is a wankstain
- from a friend of crap juggler"

p.s. which pic Bovine?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Shut it
you D&Der!

I might have to start looking at that site regularly bongo seems quite amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Heh.
Bongo.

Real name: Mixu Pataleinenn

killer scrabble word
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# plays for
bolton, i believe.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# It was the Advice Baby ones
and the Phwoar bloke as well.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# stuff like that is really hard
I was going to sign up and say somethng too, but it's just never worth it. Where is Gr££dy? He's usually my concience and posts 'don't feed the trolls' just when I'm about to lose it completely.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:12, archived)
# I gave in
and posted something, it was getting on my nerves.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Watch out for albinoblacksheep as well
not only do they show your Flash files on their pages using your bandwidth, but they don't even have an active way to email them to get it off their site. Every time I've tried to email them, I get a delivery failure
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)
# There'sone called
Cigarettes and Lipstick that leach stuff, although its not the website its the people that post there.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)
# i have a clever way to get round this
everything i do is shit; no-one wants to leech it. huzzah for me!

did i mention the leeds bash? i did the flyer...
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)
# quite
I left this for them when they leeched Unchained Bellamy
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)
# That's riiiggghht
you were the one that had emailed me about that! I was gonna make the Flash they're leeching send the user to goatse.cx or something
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)
# my "satin is coming" pic
got posted on loads of messageboards... bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Just a little something from my website (pt II)
okok. click here to read something funny from mah weeby :(
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:52, archived)
# can someone please read this and sumarise it in a word.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)
# sure
here it is: no
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:55, archived)
# well
not one word but
5
fuck off you spamming cunt?

will that do?
and sorry I have not realy read it but please you should know that this is not the place for that sort of thing.
make a nice picture, then put a link to your site underneath and we will visit niceley.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:56, archived)
# sorry :(
you all seamed to like it first time i posted one :(

won't do it again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)
# awww
awww

now i feel guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)
# sorry
I didn't see the first one and we are used to people spaming big bits of text. make nice pictures thats the way.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)
# =/
i've linked it for you, instead ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)
# yay!
thank you, you are very nice realy.
it took me some time to understand some of the web etiquette but it's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)
# yay!
good call, thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Yes,
I'm sorry too, I read it and quite liked it.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Tack-tastic
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:56, archived)
# YEP
Shite
(Feckless Ne'erdowell, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)
# here goes:
nabsinkitold.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)
# spondrific
couldn't flagitate more
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)
# I know I have no room talk
having just posted a talky type thread but.
No one cares.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Nebby - thanks for the post but
as you have a website already, you should use it and just let people go there to read your stuff - not take up load of space here! Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)
# You're so much
nicerer than the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)
# and prettier and
more intelligentier? yay me!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)
# and more
noledgable and brayny and stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)
# yipeeee!
I am de bestest!
Apart from when i get really moody with people, obviosuly
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:10, archived)
# you're never moody
you are love.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)
# We were
just heading down that road, of course
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Yay
on both counts.
Heh, Kerry keeps asking me who I'm emailing and I told her 'oh, just some woman'in a suspicous voice.
She hit me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Is this
tomsk then?
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)
# What,
me or the woman, or Kerry.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Hummus?
I was only replying to one person
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)
# You were hit by
Your *imaginary* girlfriend?
Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Wow
I was just gonna delete the post and beat him with a stick. You're wayyyy nicer than me! I mean that in a good way
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)
# you haven't had much sleep tho
so we'll let you off. And you have a cooler job than I do.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)
# It only seems that way
until you see what they make you wear

NO SLEEP ACTUALLY, BUT I'LL USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO GET BACK INTO PROPER SLEEPING HABITS
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Even MORE Bored.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Sorry, another repost....

and only from yesterday too!
(Chromatically Challenged, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)
# We had this guy at our village fete last spring...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)
# "It's a trap !"
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)
# she's the fastest bird
this side of Newent
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Thats where I live
That is. And I've still never been to the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Glos Boy!
I went there 3 times as a child. And twice as a haddock, but those were strange days.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)
# a
Millenium Falconer?
(Lurk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)
# /arf
Reminds me of the time the bloody great eagle owl some guy was demonstrating at a fete just flew off over a housing estate.

He ended up chasing it through people's gardens and everyone was packing up their stalls by the time he came back with it a hour or so later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Bored.. Again..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Shimon, mutha-fucka
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm. This dog has an amusing nose.

Marsh gas, poodles balls, a hint of The Shamen (pre-Boss Drum) and a final kick of tramp's tongue. Lovely. Sainsbury's. £3.99.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)
# I love you
(I know what you've been watching)

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# haha
I was going to do the ping-pong ball eyes, but I thought they may be mistaken for spong-eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Bob Mortimer: Original Spong
And this week I shall be sampling the right hands of the Didsbury Dog Team
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Haha
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Mmm
Diesel, cats piss on recently mown thistles....
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Brown paper parcels ...
..tied up with string. These are a few of my favourite things

/coat /over hills /away

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Punnage par excellence
(Chromatically Challenged, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:50, archived)
# "hint of The Shamen (pre-Boss Drum) "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Hmmmmummus
Got this in my head this morning, Sara Cox kept saying Matthew Perry over and over again, and i couldn't get it out of my head...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)
# and is that
matt le plank?
edit: oh, and david swimmer...
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)
# well
done that man
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:54, archived)
# woo..
umm pear gogle wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)
# my obsessional hatred of david schwimmer is well documented
so much so, that they've removed his patented 'annoying head movement' from this seasons' credits.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Shit.
As soon as I read that I did the head thing.
I'm off to erase my brain with a mind-rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)
# yay
I got it
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Gotta lay off the LSD...
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)
# doh
someone did that yesterday...

that ones a bit better though :) wyh
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# D'OH



...biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# i feel your pain.
maybe this will help...
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# yup..
that'll do nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)
# no
take more!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)
# not photoshopped

it won a prize or something.
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Wow
a real helicopter made from lego!
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)
# thats lovely
I had one you know, i love lego me.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Lego am the bestest
as all the best people say
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)
# sticklebrick comes in a close 2nd
as for marcarno.. that just sucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# What about
Meccano?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)
# don't change the subject
obz was talking about pasta.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)
# how many hamsters?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Lego
nowadays is rubbish though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)
# DUPLO
(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)
# but meccano rocked
i inherited a very cool meccano crane from my uncle. It was monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)
# but it was much harder to use
and required a skill I have never had.
The ability to keep track of all the small fiddly bits, I was only able to find them using the soles of my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# oof.
just remembered the shear pain of treading on lego bricks with bare feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)
# is macarno a type of pasta?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)
# no it's a type of
mindpiss.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# very very
woo
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)
# you'll like Peter Kay
I saw his show a month or two ago.
Funniest thing I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)
# furtive steal?
damn, wrong comp
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)
# time to drag an oldie out
(blather http://blather.net, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# "No, I'm a sheep, how many more focking times !!??!?!?"
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)
# ha ha haaaa
quality sir.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)
# woo!
I've seen Thor in that position a couple of times
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)
# That comment
worries me
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)
# likes jockeys
does he?
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)
# ehhe
he'll come round after a good whipping.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Looks to me
like he just couldn't take it any more
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)
# woo!


a friends band, album cover!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)
# girls on sheep
didn't Duran Duran do that ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# yay!!
arroooga to the album cover, now someone make that tune!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)

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