

Edit: There. Happy now?

..but still surprised me :) Woo!
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Bah.
Other than that, great!
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Other than that, great!

do you think I'll still have to take this nasty exam?
W/Y/H to the pic
/edit I'm off to take said exam...wish me good luck (I need a lot)
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:07,
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W/Y/H to the pic
/edit I'm off to take said exam...wish me good luck (I need a lot)

but I might be able to change the questions a bit ;)
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That's the code word to pass.
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please could you give me an extra 1000 words. I always could talk a lot.
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Of a sort.
That was

First postie
And that was done by hand and all phnar!
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:10,
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That was

First postie
And that was done by hand and all phnar!

well done and welcome!
and woo to kallus for having his camera at the ready to capture that amazing spectacle!
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:11,
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and woo to kallus for having his camera at the ready to capture that amazing spectacle!

who got a giant bubble bobble tatto on their leg.
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bubblebobble joy!
welcome to b3ta, you belong to the kittens now...
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welcome to b3ta, you belong to the kittens now...


Bunch of free loaders! The Uni pays for me to leave my PC on 24/7, and these cheap kittens are just there keeping warm!
Lucky I had no meat for my Thai Green Curry... they made a nice addition to the sauce!
-funkyberry-

How do you know those guys weren't the ones working the thing?
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well yousee, there used to be a hampster in there somewhere, and I left him plugged into the RAM sockets... so I'm not sure really?
I haven't had any problems so far?
When I poo them out, I could always put the poo in my case... so if they end up as ghosts, then they can still feel at home..
The room would smell though?
-funkyberry-
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:08,
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I haven't had any problems so far?
When I poo them out, I could always put the poo in my case... so if they end up as ghosts, then they can still feel at home..
The room would smell though?
-funkyberry-

but I have this thing called a degree to fail... so over the next 5 or 6 weeks I'm going to have to try my hardest to fail this....
After the degree I'll be on here more though...
then my powers will really show!
-funkyberry-
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:15,
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After the degree I'll be on here more though...
then my powers will really show!
-funkyberry-

I regularly find furry things inside my computer too.. but it just ends up being fluff usually =(
I WANNA CPU (cat pampering unit)
*pout*
I must now make with the picturey things to hide my deep inner sadness.
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:05,
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I WANNA CPU (cat pampering unit)
*pout*
I must now make with the picturey things to hide my deep inner sadness.
![Challenge Entry: If Hitler had won the war [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

I'm not gonna sleep tonight.
Sorry.


never let it be said that let a good idea good to waste
(until it's completely run it's course)
b3ta.com/board/1001196
b3ta.com/board/996527

all the soldiers have been issued with novelty gas masks.
that'd be funny :)
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:56,
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that'd be funny :)

that could be stuffed up his trunk
or something....
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:57,
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or something....

all I can think of is hashtables.
Nonetheless, a woo for you!
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:49,
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Nonetheless, a woo for you!

Reminds me of this..(from some meme or other..)

EDIT: And nice cheeky S-Club 7 reference there :)
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:45,
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EDIT: And nice cheeky S-Club 7 reference there :)

for doctored pics.
i dont see why they newspaper is angry. you couldn't tell it was false and it was better than the other two.
woo btw
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:49,
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i dont see why they newspaper is angry. you couldn't tell it was false and it was better than the other two.
woo btw

but "grrr". Opera doesn't like your gif so I opened it in IE.

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It does do that annoying thing when you click
on a link to a gif, but no problems otherwise!
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:11,
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on a link to a gif, but no problems otherwise!

but i'm sure i've seen that cabybara somewhere before....

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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:36,
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wasn't as big as first predicted

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When I worked at Marineland we used to have signs we put on pools when we had them empty for cleaning - "This pool is empty for cleaning porpises"
Some people didn't get it - "hey you've spelt purposes wrong...." Gah!
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Some people didn't get it - "hey you've spelt purposes wrong...." Gah!


far too much Keystone Cops.
(More Humphrey and Duncan. Now includes a wallpaper of both of them especially for Jiva.)

but really they've been watching Benny Hill on Granada Plus
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And you know what? On our cable system, Granada Plus changes to Men & Motors at late nights.
Who knows what they've been watching!
(My Mum found that one out the hard way, apparently; wanted to watch Kojak or something, hit the right numbers, and got a strip show.)
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Who knows what they've been watching!
(My Mum found that one out the hard way, apparently; wanted to watch Kojak or something, hit the right numbers, and got a strip show.)

she said. I wasn't there at the time. Hence the apparently. "Allegedly" sounds too accusatory, and the sentence sounds odd without an additional adjective to affirm the action.
Yay for alliteration!
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46,
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Yay for alliteration!

was her excuse!
Pah!! Dirty pervert mothers!
Oh and don't imagine your mum masturbating.
I TOLD YOU DON'T!
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:39,
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Pah!! Dirty pervert mothers!
Oh and don't imagine your mum masturbating.
I TOLD YOU DON'T!

At the tender age of 16 *cough* I was on the hunt for some batteries, decided to search my mum's room and came across.....it.
It was 12" long
It was pink.
It was nobbled.
It was immasculating.
And as if that wasn't bad enough, it didn't have any batteries in it!
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46,
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It was 12" long
It was pink.
It was nobbled.
It was immasculating.
And as if that wasn't bad enough, it didn't have any batteries in it!

tried it out to see?
/coat
(And that's emasculating. You can't spel.)
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46,
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/coat
(And that's emasculating. You can't spel.)

thank you.
And yay for winking anime woo yays which look strangely disturbing.
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:37,
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And yay for winking anime woo yays which look strangely disturbing.

that Bovine found a link for.
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:42,
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I was gonna ask for a wallpaper of the two of them, but you already did it! Yay to my new WP!
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:53,
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Are there really people out there using H&D as wallpaper?
(thinks)
Anyone want to buy a Humphrey and Duncan mug?
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:59,
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(thinks)
Anyone want to buy a Humphrey and Duncan mug?


clicky for pointlessly huge unoptimised 1.4MB version
not sure this was worth the effort...

and good to see you back round these parts. where you been hiding? i missed your hummusly goodness :)
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:29,
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getting in the way!!! No time to shop :(
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:32,
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and woo for fab shopping of edinb3tan pics... that's a top notch shop :-)
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:34,
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...I'm happy to give you a lift.
I'll be driving anyway as someone has to stay sober and make sure Bitchpapa gets home :)
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:45,
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I'll be driving anyway as someone has to stay sober and make sure Bitchpapa gets home :)

very nice of you and i may well take you up on that... i'm pretty sure i'll be there if i'm about... once i'd stopped feeling like a fool asking random men if they were b3tans it was a fun night :-)
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:01,
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...we could have avoided that altogether.
No matter - all the more fun eh :)
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:03,
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No matter - all the more fun eh :)

i was sooooo relieved when i finally found someone who knew what i was talking about :-)
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:30,
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since you dropped the 'Mr.'
Great pic.
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:35,
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Great pic.

reminds me of the 'Little Che' one someone did a few months ago too
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:19,
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Los Angeles Times photographered fired for photoshopping his images!
Link to story and photos
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:15,
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Link to story and photos

thought it was a bit harsh to sack him, but i suppose they have to be careful
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:19,
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are supposed to find their amazing images rather than make them. It really is a much better picture after the shopping, isn't it?
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:20,
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featuring a newspaper editor and photoshop. he said that the vast majority of all pics in news papers are photoshopped.
this was just after di died i think
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:24,
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this was just after di died i think

from a museum internship I had once (they were going to be thrown away). Most of them are actually touched up with paint and include crop marks. No photo tells the truth.
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:28,
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but the story it tells is rather different to the two original source images
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:25,
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but his changes made the content more dramatic. Suddenly you have gesture and a gun in proximity to a little child...
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:29,
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a lack of kittens in the original, so we fixed it!

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i'm dyslexic, ppl think it's meant to be 'graffiti' or a 'tag'... but no i just cant write straight.
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:10,
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thought for a moment that she was a fan of Dr Phil Kitten
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:12,
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i've only met b3tans in small doses before. i think an enormous room full of them could cause my brain to melt and dribble out my ears
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:28,
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so you've seen the pictures from the first few meetups then...
The earsocks weren't just a fashion accessory.
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:30,
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The earsocks weren't just a fashion accessory.

Dammit, yes trying to promote my band again.. sorry.
stage.vitaminic.co.uk/DPH
Sorry.
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:15,
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stage.vitaminic.co.uk/DPH
Sorry.

of course!
did you watch dogtanian and the three muskerhounds when you were a kid?
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:18,
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did you watch dogtanian and the three muskerhounds when you were a kid?

sinister cat is well represented in there :)
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:31,
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whether she looks more like sinister cat or like me!
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:36,
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He used to be so noble and valiant until she injected him with her cruel ways.
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:40,
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and i'm watching it now. i can't believe i've gone my whole life up until now without seeing it!
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:49,
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had occured to me before, but my brain couldn't handle the possibilty that you wouldn't have seen it...
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:52,
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I haven't been keeping my eye on Sinister Cat lately! He could be (and most likely is) up to all kinds of evil mischief!
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:33,
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i hope someone was there to find out exactly what he's been up to too...
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:40,
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i shall have to rummage through the log of his activities...
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:42,
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that rosbeef is apparently the French derogatory term for English people.
Much like "frogs"
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:01,
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Much like "frogs"


His pet monkey was not , he made a fool of himself at the town meeting .
animated now .
ta 4 help ; )

eep ooooh oh oh o o oooooh o oh o oooh aaaa hah ahaaaaaah EEEEEEk AAAAAAH AHHHhhh ohhooooOOOHhh oh , OH oooo.
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which i suppose is good. still, i laughed and laughed at the text/image combo, even when it was not animated. yay!
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