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# Did I mention he was an award-winning photographer?

Edit: There. Happy now?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Ack!
Timing....
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:11, archived)
# The caption should have given it away...
..but still surprised me :) Woo!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)
# haha
woo!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)
# yes...
...brilliant!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:13, archived)
# yay!

(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:13, archived)
# no he's not!
where's the helicopter?!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)
# It shot itself down
on the way.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:17, archived)
# brilliant.
!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)
# I was just thinking...
'that can't be real, there's no shark!'
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:22, archived)
# that is
like so cool
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:29, archived)
# kzzzzt
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Cool
Wish I could do that. Zzzaaaappp!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:04, archived)
# evenen'ing :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:06, archived)
# good
evening ma'am
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:09, archived)
# blimey!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:13, archived)
# blimey?
'kay
:)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)
# 'lo 'tart
Hows tricks?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:15, archived)
# damn fine : )
u?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Two pictures shopped half way then given up coz they're not working.
Bah.

Other than that, great!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)
# i have that all the time
mate!!!!!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# woo!
stylie! :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:06, archived)
# if i do that to my prof
do you think I'll still have to take this nasty exam?


W/Y/H to the pic

/edit I'm off to take said exam...wish me good luck (I need a lot)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:07, archived)
# I'm afraid so,
but I might be able to change the questions a bit ;)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)
# please?
:D
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:14, archived)
# The 3rd question will need answering by mentioning '4 lemons'
That's the code word to pass.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)
# ta!
lol!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:17, archived)
# evening
please could you give me an extra 1000 words. I always could talk a lot.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Threadjack
Of a sort.
That was

First postie
And that was done by hand and all phnar!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:10, archived)
# bay-eutiful!!
well done and welcome!

and woo to kallus for having his camera at the ready to capture that amazing spectacle!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Nice
Have a Woo! for your Woo...

I love that game :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Thanks you
It's my ever fave game!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:14, archived)
# I met someone online
who got a giant bubble bobble tatto on their leg.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)
# That's the kind of dedication
the game deserves!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Found it
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:27, archived)
# d'you think
he'll regret that when he's older?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:28, archived)
# How could anyone
ever regret such vision?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)
# They'll LOVE him
in 8th Grade
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:35, archived)
# it also has...
a sound track to die for ;)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:21, archived)
# woohoo
bubble bobble is ace

and no crow eaters in site
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Bubble Bobble!
repostie:
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:15, archived)
# WoO!
And welcome!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)
# woo2dawoo
bubblebobble joy!
welcome to b3ta, you belong to the kittens now...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:18, archived)
# I always
have done
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:20, archived)
# I heard a noise in my PC, and look what I found inside!


Bunch of free loaders! The Uni pays for me to leave my PC on 24/7, and these cheap kittens are just there keeping warm!

Lucky I had no meat for my Thai Green Curry... they made a nice addition to the sauce!


-funkyberry-
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Uh Oh
How do you know those guys weren't the ones working the thing?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)
# hmmmm
well yousee, there used to be a hampster in there somewhere, and I left him plugged into the RAM sockets... so I'm not sure really?

I haven't had any problems so far?

When I poo them out, I could always put the poo in my case... so if they end up as ghosts, then they can still feel at home..

The room would smell though?


-funkyberry-
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:08, archived)
# you are
very odd
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Yup
He'll fit in well.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:11, archived)
# well I'll try...
but I have this thing called a degree to fail... so over the next 5 or 6 weeks I'm going to have to try my hardest to fail this....

After the degree I'll be on here more though...

then my powers will really show!


-funkyberry-
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:15, archived)
# powers?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:17, archived)
# haha
I regularly find furry things inside my computer too.. but it just ends up being fluff usually =(

I WANNA CPU (cat pampering unit)

*pout*

I must now make with the picturey things to hide my deep inner sadness.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Calor gas would have new sponsors...

I'm not gonna sleep tonight.
Sorry.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:00, archived)
# getting the band back together

never let it be said that let a good idea good to waste
(until it's completely run it's course)
b3ta.com/board/1001196
b3ta.com/board/996527
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:57, archived)
# is this the first one of spring?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:56, archived)
# the first
cock ooh?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:58, archived)
# The punnage!
It's too much!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:58, archived)
# arf
:)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Don't look at me, don't look at me.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:51, archived)
# It must be a bastard...
...trying to get a gas mask to fit.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:53, archived)
# maybe
all the soldiers have been issued with novelty gas masks.
that'd be funny :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:56, archived)
# maybe they could make some sort of filter
that could be stuffed up his trunk

or something....
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Continuing an anti-matrix theme...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:43, archived)
#
{W O O}
{Y A Y}
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:47, archived)
# I am too much of a geek
all I can think of is hashtables.

Nonetheless, a woo for you!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:49, archived)
# fooled me
reach for the sky!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:41, archived)
# wow!
the Allied Forces really are super powers!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:42, archived)
# blimeh
i think i've just had a woopileptic fit!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:43, archived)
# what a great word
and me too.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Ha ha!! Brill!
Reminds me of this..(from some meme or other..)

EDIT: And nice cheeky S-Club 7 reference there :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:45, archived)
# arf !
:)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:47, archived)
# yay
for doctored pics.

i dont see why they newspaper is angry. you couldn't tell it was false and it was better than the other two.

woo btw
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Woo and yay,
but "grrr". Opera doesn't like your gif so I opened it in IE.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:55, archived)
# that's odd
I'm using opera...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Moi Aussi..
It does do that annoying thing when you click
on a link to a gif, but no problems otherwise!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:11, archived)
# woo!
nice one!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:35, archived)
# most woosome, sir
but i'm sure i've seen that cabybara somewhere before....
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Excellent!!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:39, archived)
# he
is not amused.



wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:48, archived)
# The effects budget for the Matrix sequel
wasn't as big as first predicted
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)
# *chuckle*
Took me a minute. Woo!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Flippy was really hurt by recent budget cuts.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Woo!
Have a pun :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
When I worked at Marineland we used to have signs we put on pools when we had them empty for cleaning - "This pool is empty for cleaning porpises"

Some people didn't get it - "hey you've spelt purposes wrong...." Gah!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:55, archived)
# hey!
you've spelt porpoises wrong!!

(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:01, archived)
# ewe R both gud spealers.
...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)
# They've clearly been watching
Oh, the comedy!

far too much Keystone Cops.

(More Humphrey and Duncan. Now includes a wallpaper of both of them especially for Jiva.)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)
# that's what they tell you
but really they've been watching Benny Hill on Granada Plus
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)
# The little blighters!
And you know what? On our cable system, Granada Plus changes to Men & Motors at late nights.

Who knows what they've been watching!

(My Mum found that one out the hard way, apparently; wanted to watch Kojak or something, hit the right numbers, and got a strip show.)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)
# You say
apparently... as if you're unsure?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:38, archived)
# That's what
she said. I wasn't there at the time. Hence the apparently. "Allegedly" sounds too accusatory, and the sentence sounds odd without an additional adjective to affirm the action.

Yay for alliteration!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)
# That
was her excuse!

Pah!! Dirty pervert mothers!



Oh and don't imagine your mum masturbating.

I TOLD YOU DON'T!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I can do better than that
At the tender age of 16 *cough* I was on the hunt for some batteries, decided to search my mum's room and came across.....it.

It was 12" long

It was pink.

It was nobbled.

It was immasculating.

And as if that wasn't bad enough, it didn't have any batteries in it!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)
# You
tried it out to see?

/coat

(And that's emasculating. You can't spel.)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)
# The Sword Of Damocles' Mother
;)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:49, archived)
# groan
how happy she must have been...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:51, archived)
# now now,
no need for the sound effects! ;)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:56, archived)
# sorry
I'll try to keep it down
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:58, archived)
# though I imagine the librarians
are used to it by now
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)
# why did she have
a model 'knobbly pink snake from bolivia'?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:48, archived)
# for pleasuring herself...
...sexually.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:00, archived)
# it's not funny
when you have to explain it
;)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:06, archived)
# that's rather wonderful

(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Why
thank you.

And yay for winking anime woo yays which look strangely disturbing.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:37, archived)
# it's from a life size Japanese doll
that Bovine found a link for.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Woo!
I was gonna ask for a wallpaper of the two of them, but you already did it! Yay to my new WP!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Wow.
Are there really people out there using H&D as wallpaper?

(thinks)

Anyone want to buy a Humphrey and Duncan mug?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:59, archived)
# time lapse footage from the last edinb3tan shows...

clicky for pointlessly huge unoptimised 1.4MB version


not sure this was worth the effort...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Worth it.
Totally. And Woo!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:28, archived)
# thanks!
and good to see you back round these parts. where you been hiding? i missed your hummusly goodness :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)
# That naughty 'work' stuff
getting in the way!!! No time to shop :(
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)
# wooooo!
that's tops!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)
# yes, it
was
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)
# yay...
and woo for fab shopping of edinb3tan pics... that's a top notch shop :-)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)
# If you come along next time...
...I'm happy to give you a lift.

I'll be driving anyway as someone has to stay sober and make sure Bitchpapa gets home :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:45, archived)
# cheers mate...
very nice of you and i may well take you up on that... i'm pretty sure i'll be there if i'm about... once i'd stopped feeling like a fool asking random men if they were b3tans it was a fun night :-)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:01, archived)
# If only I'd known that you lived so close...
...we could have avoided that altogether.

No matter - all the more fun eh :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:03, archived)
# haha...
i was sooooo relieved when i finally found someone who knew what i was talking about :-)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I keep reading your name as 'Zog'
since you dropped the 'Mr.'
Great pic.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:35, archived)
# wahay!
great.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:44, archived)
# that is so well done!
hooray for you!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha!!
ace !
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:18, archived)
# very nice!
reminds me of the 'Little Che' one someone did a few months ago too
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:19, archived)
# good use of the Colonel

a limp excuse to reposty
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:26, archived)
# it reminds me
of mystery bob, kind of!

:)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:50, archived)
# This is interesting
Los Angeles Times photographered fired for photoshopping his images!
Link to story and photos
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Couldn't he claim April Fools Amnesty
or something?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:17, archived)
# saw that earlier
thought it was a bit harsh to sack him, but i suppose they have to be careful
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:19, archived)
# I guess news photographers
are supposed to find their amazing images rather than make them. It really is a much better picture after the shopping, isn't it?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:20, archived)
# i remember watching a program on channel 4 a couple of years ago
featuring a newspaper editor and photoshop. he said that the vast majority of all pics in news papers are photoshopped.

this was just after di died i think
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:24, archived)
# I have a collection of old news photos rom the 40's
from a museum internship I had once (they were going to be thrown away). Most of them are actually touched up with paint and include crop marks. No photo tells the truth.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:28, archived)
# it's more dynamic
but the story it tells is rather different to the two original source images
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)
# He claims he was improving the "compostition"
but his changes made the content more dramatic. Suddenly you have gesture and a gun in proximity to a little child...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Ahem, was on the board earlier, and may i also point out...
a lack of kittens in the original, so we fixed it!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Well, that
saves me the trouble, then. Thanks.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:23, archived)
# no problem
now for pub...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:24, archived)
# i love your username
it always makes me laugh
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:26, archived)
# vert
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:06, archived)
# I was sure
that said DPK
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:08, archived)
# oh
i'm dyslexic, ppl think it's meant to be 'graffiti' or a 'tag'... but no i just cant write straight.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)
# I just
thought for a moment that she was a fan of Dr Phil Kitten
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)
# she probably is
dpk is revered throughout the known universe
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:15, archived)
# I
admire and fear her
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:15, archived)
# are dpk
and tomsk going to be at the bash?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:19, archived)
# last I heard
yes
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)
# yep!
hopefully!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)
# I am
very much looking forward to meeting lots of b3tans.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:24, archived)
# you'll get to meet all of the fnords
too
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:26, archived)
# i'm scared
i've only met b3tans in small doses before. i think an enormous room full of them could cause my brain to melt and dribble out my ears
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:28, archived)
# ahh...
so you've seen the pictures from the first few meetups then...
The earsocks weren't just a fashion accessory.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)
# you say that now
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Uhoh
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:44, archived)
# ha ha!
i thought it said DKP!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)
# what's
DKP?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)
# DPH
Dammit, yes trying to promote my band again.. sorry.

stage.vitaminic.co.uk/DPH

Sorry.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:15, archived)
# the one and only
Disco King Pin
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Has any one seen
Donkey Kong's Pyjamas?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:17, archived)
# ah
of course!
did you watch dogtanian and the three muskerhounds when you were a kid?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:18, archived)
# NO!
that's something i must immediately look up!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:27, archived)
# thank you
Mighty Fnord, oh Index of the Interweb!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)
# I think you'll find
sinister cat is well represented in there :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)
# yes I just noticed that too
just LOOK at her Milady
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)
# i can't tell
whether she looks more like sinister cat or like me!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Maybe she is why Sinister Cat is so sinister.
He used to be so noble and valiant until she injected him with her cruel ways.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Hmm
*thinks*
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:44, archived)
# ha ha!
and i'm watching it now. i can't believe i've gone my whole life up until now without seeing it!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:49, archived)
# the similarity
had occured to me before, but my brain couldn't handle the possibilty that you wouldn't have seen it...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:52, archived)
# oooh,
I haven't been keeping my eye on Sinister Cat lately! He could be (and most likely is) up to all kinds of evil mischief!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)
# ooh, i hope he is!
i hope someone was there to find out exactly what he's been up to too...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:40, archived)
# hee hee...
i shall have to rummage through the log of his activities...
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Double Ouchy
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)
# quick one before i go home..


G'night.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:06, archived)
# I'm eating
rostbeef right now!!!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)
# I only found out a few weeks back
that rosbeef is apparently the French derogatory term for English people.

Much like "frogs"
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Quint was human_he could draw


His pet monkey was not , he made a fool of himself at the town meeting .

animated now .
ta 4 help ; )
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:03, archived)
# he's a cutie!
practise makes perfect lil man(chimp)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:05, archived)
# ee oo oo ooo
eep ooooh oh oh o o oooooh o oh o oooh aaaa hah ahaaaaaah EEEEEEk AAAAAAH AHHHhhh ohhooooOOOHhh oh , OH oooo.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:07, archived)
# haha
woo :)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Aww...
Poor monkey.... :( Very good though :-D
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:07, archived)
# you deleted the last one!
which i suppose is good. still, i laughed and laughed at the text/image combo, even when it was not animated. yay!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)
# check out the dangermouse link below
for other treats
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:19, archived)

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