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# .
enclick enlarge
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Its been so long
that it has become funny again. Hurrah!
(Bob McCow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:16, archived)
# It never stopped being funny for me.
I must go, it's time to be fed my spazz-mush.
(_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# oooh!
w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# much
yesness 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# that should be a Union Jack
if it's Basra
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Isn't it a Union Jack?
Or UK flag?
/pedant
Sorry, very sorry. Couldn't help myself.
But you are right.
You're not the only one that can edit :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I actually went back and edited it
cos I realised that most people would not understand.
(The flag is actually called the Union Flag, the 'Jack' bit is more of nick name)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:35, archived)
# yip...
...but tried to avoid way of making it "...us" as it's nowt to do with me...
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I'm quite pleased about Basra,
I think the British might have done a clever thing, by rapidly enaging with local tribal leaders, to create a interim administration.
It's going to make it much harder to justify a US General running the country, if it's shown that Iraqis can do the job already.
/policywonk
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:37, archived)
# boohoo
just found out that all my past images have simply "disapeared" *sob. went to repost something from aaaages ago n its all gone *sob.
all i have left is, strangely, this
(icedragon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)
# You are truly impoverished.
Have a cup of thing to warm your cockles.
(Bob McCow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)
# all you have left is a
hosted by tripod image? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)
# ach
did you change your host or anything? try emailing them for a backup tape from a couple of weeks ago (they should).

i just retuned my TV and found bid-up.tv has started broadcasting in wales. it's mesmerising.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:14, archived)
# the short pepsi'd up guy with the twitching nose...
is the one to look out for... we watched him for *hours*...

thinking about it don't... break free whilst you still can... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# phew!
Found everything. turns out i was looking on the wrong servers. its been ages since i uploaded anything so i forgot where i put it. got it all now though. yay!
i was gonna post my evil miffy in reply to a post a bit further down. seems a bit late now though.
Dont worry, im done with the shameless reposting - for now

(icedragon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:23, archived)
# That's what happens
when you don't post for months! Where've you been matey?

*edit* ah - forgetfulness....that's what happens :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:23, archived)
# hiding.
read that as "jobless"

(icedragon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:25, archived)
#
I know the feeling

Interesting for his Fnordship to bring up a thread of which yer a participant that was nearly a year ago!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:35, archived)
# #invoking the icedragon#
is going straight onto my CV :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:46, archived)
# guaranteed to
break the ice at parties!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] oooo! ...


...porridge!
(Ampersand, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# That's
stretching a pun...
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)
# homer'd
call it oatmeal
Mr. Pedantic strikes again
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Apologies
true to both, tis craptacular but the sad thing is doing this made me feel like i was actually doing something...erm.... productive...in a sense... :oS
(Ampersand, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:16, archived)
# it's scary
how young they all seem...
(inflateable, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Ahhhh
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# The trouble with tribbles ...

is that they're carnivorous
(edit: added a swift Khaaaan. and why not?)
(I helped save b3ta! Gribbley, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)
# That'll show the fucker!
(Bob McCow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# That's rather woo.
And yay (for the spurt of blood.)

Goodnight, b3ta, I'm off to Cornwall. See you in ten days' time!

(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# bye bye
enjoy your holiday!

Hope to see more Humphrey and Duncan upon your return. :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Night Humphrey
Pheasant creams.
(Bob McCow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Hang on
didn't you leave hours ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)
# he has a penis lamp by his bed
a big gay penis lamp by his bed
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Arf!
Clicky to disable cloaking device.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# OK
how'd you get the web address to come up different (Clicky to disable cloaking device) eh? EH?
(Bob McCow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Simple
that's the alt-tag! (or title, in Ballet...)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Hmmm
Quality Merchandise Guaranteed!
(Bob McCow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Cushty!
easy when you know how...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Sorted mate
ta very much.
(Bob McCow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:16, archived)
# If I remember correctly
it's

img src="pic.jpg" alt="Text to appear"

or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Woooooooooooooooooo
to you sir
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# .
(Dr Wadd, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# last one
from me tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)
# EEEEk!!!
'kin ace
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)
# just picked its
arse by the expression...


then ate it
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Love the hat. Inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jingles, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# night night!
xzx
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Never noticed this lot on here before...

Clicking the above will take you to the new version of the old Bu$hWhacker
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:48, archived)
# soup
herb.

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I love the ashcroft
one.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)
# erm...
certainly not trying to be pedantic...but...
A$hcroft's not on there!
Rumsfeld, Cheney, Bu$h, Rice & Powell

(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Rumsfeld! Swat I said.
Ashcroft is a bastard too.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# class
in a glass :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Just made these, thought I'd share.
Made for a Nokia 6100.





Cheery.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Hm, nice
but why the funky white edges? I have a 7650, so I don't see the relevance.

May I ask where you found the sources, so I can make some a little bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Volume/Signal
just a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:48, archived)
# umm
battery/signal?

cough
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# white edges
mean I can still see the time and the "Menu" "Names" kack at the bottom.

All the icons came from : www.instant-art.com/catalog-safetysigns/warning/index.htm
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# They're not
strictly needed, but lots of people seem to prefer "Masked" logos. So I did these like that.

Normally I don't bother.

Just removed the mask, and I think they work better.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Ah
cool... I hadn't looked hard enough to see what the blocks were for (:P at them above) nut on mine they're seperate from that part of the display anyhow... Will go forth and grab goodies, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)
# I think that
this is pushing it a bit for a safety sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# hehehe, I've used some of those signs before!


(this was for InFest 2000 at Bradford Uni in, wait for it, 2000)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:38, archived)
# there's a lot of guns here tonight


I'm so easily led
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# i like that
lots
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Like sheep we are
(Kimbo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)
# woo!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/62705
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/792/
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/791/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# this is the saddest thing in the entire world.
www.b3ta.com/board/62716
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)
# We're just a couple of weeks away from the anniversary of Glass Cock Day
that of course means that that Lady's Golf Tournament will be being held maybe next weekend (not this coming one) and that same trophy will be handed to the victor.

(although sadly i imagine they may have made a different one now)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)
# so there'll be a new pic
of a different lady holding it.

Sounds very glasscock, if you ask me...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# the reason i mention it since i realise it won't be obvious from those links
is that later that same day after all those lamb pics had been edited it retrospecively to every post on the main page by Ann Onnymouse people started posting the same picture again and again and again. Yes that was the start of Glass Cock Day.
The coining of it was here www.b3ta.com/board/archive/797/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# See also
what used to happen before Mind Piss was coined
www.b3ta.com/board/63378
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# ooh yes the Weetabix Women's British Open
sports.yahoo.golfserv.com/gdc/tourcentral/tournament.asp?tour=LPGA&id=21
Surely a glass domokun trophy is up for grabs!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# i wish there was
i would enter. and cheat and win.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# hehehehe
have you got any pics of your domokun yet? I don't think i've seen any, not that i've sene much of you either lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I was searching the archives
the other day and found a reference to 'mind piss kitten,' which was apparently no hand's original name...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)
# this was the first mind piss
www.b3ta.com/board/120758
(notice how lumpbucket is often the contributor to these leg ends)
Picked Pizza used no hands in the how we won the war challenge to stand on the cliffs of Dover or wherever - southern England and he had mind piss type things like phil Mithcell had coming out of him to defend Britain from the Enenmy.
This was before nohands was really known to the board acertainly he wasn't known as 'nohands' he was mind piss kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# ummm
I do click the links, you know... ;)

*edit - cool background info - I'm not sure why I like knowing this stuff, but I do...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:16, archived)
# sorry,
that was my own link from my own personal vault.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I didn't mean the explanation
I liked that.

But before the explanation, it seemed as if you had just reposted the link, which was up just a while before...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# ahh no
that was like showing what life was like before someone thought up 'hello' as the word to say when answering the phone.

It was a competition they ran (a newspaper i think or something) and 'hello' won. You'll know from the Simpsons that 'ahoy hoy' was an early common phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:29, archived)
# I think it would be a good idea
to make some page with a link to where all of the memes originated, for when you're not around.

But that's just me...

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# of course
at this rate, you just keep posting and I'll do it myself!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# right..
some kind of "glasscock gallery"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# yup
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:12, archived)
# although, yes I do seem to be the main repository
for determinant board links.
Sargant has been researching a lot recently though so he probably has a faily good grasp.
Once he publishes his research of course I may be able to assist him in a few clarifications ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:12, archived)
# it's your modesty
it's showing through again...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)
# shhh ;)
i thought that post would bring him out of absence. And I was proved right! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Eh?
Quoted :: Fnord
----------------------------------------------
Glass Cock Day
----------------------------------------------
What exactly is Glass Cock Day?
(COWFAT, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)
# NOOO!
It's clearly been through a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# ah, fnord. while you're here
do you remember a pic of a whale with graffiti down its side like a subway train? I started one then had the nagging feeling it's been done.

Plus the bloody whale kept on trying to swim off, the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)
# no,
not really. If you have it coming out of a subway tunnel then it may start sounding familiar, quite a lot of stuff has been done to those since Mr. Mantlepies and Mr. Fancyteeth (I always think of them like those 2 bond villans who kept cropping up) did their wonderful underground tunner seaside/waves pictures one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)
# ok, maybe I'll do it tomorrow
thanks

if you can recommend any paint that doesn't wash of a minke whale, do let me know :)

you mean...other people fake the pictures on here?
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Haha!
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# That is excellent.
Is there another frame where the chick has disarmed the baby? I'd like to see those nappy-clad hoods get what's coming to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)
# i was thinking
of doing them playing russian roulette, but I should go to bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:55, archived)
# And now the animated version....

My first time using ImageReady animation, thx to Damocles for the tips.
(r0yksopp, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# excellent
I like the recoil action


(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)
# great
very good
(_Jon_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# I couldn't resist making a
"p-tyou" silenced gun sound at the appropriate moment.

Woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# good idea
just tried that now myself
(_Jon_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# actually..
that's an artic warfare magnum... it goes BOOOOM!
(beaver bereaver, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# CS geek?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I realise that.
And, silencers don't work anyway (scroll down), but it's a cooler sound.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# lol
i heard this noise :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:48, archived)
# eek
made me jump
(_Jon_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)
# lol
as used to make people fall off chairs :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)
# that
sounds like a cannon as opposed to a handgun/rifle

nice find
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:22, archived)
# top
notch stuff
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Superb!
Oh, yeah! Go kitty Go!
(allergic to curry, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I am liking that immensely
Woo, yay, and houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:48, archived)
# coming soon...
the Flash with sound version :D
(r0yksopp, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] A Peter Jackson film


Hmm. Time for bed.
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)
# night
night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] and ze 3 little pigs were slaughtered in their beds
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)
# argh
looks like there been gassed
(_Jon_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:41, archived)
# that guy
is cool

www.headwindow.com/saeed/
(phantomboner, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# I hereby authorise this

to be reposted by anyone who feels that someone needs it.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# ooh
yummy
(_Jon_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:39, archived)
# what apposite timing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:39, archived)
# GAAAAAGAGAGHHHHHHHHH
congratulations if you spotted the repost
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Kinda like these t shirts
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# That's much more fun
if the third word is a verb.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:48, archived)
# someone else
who thinks like I do... :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Not getting any
either, then?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# heheheh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Pull my finger
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:27, archived)
# -pmsl-
thats so chuckleful
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Major millionaire cock-up!


Hi first time, so not sure if this will work! If not, you can see the image at:
www.geocities.com/gazzaman528/funny_pics.html
(gazzaman528, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# No it'll never work
Geoshitties doesn't allow remote linking, as you've been told every time you post a pic from Geoshitties...

Get an MSN account, details in the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# cheers for the advice
Thanks..I'll try and change my site over and check the FAQ's :)
(gazzaman528, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)
# geocities
doesn't allow external linking
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# most
hamusing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] fff-grwf fechchk gerrf yafff-ff-ff-ff trip-p-p trapp-ff-pping ff-ffgin b-b-b-fff

hcchchaaacchhACK-chchooghchchhwroacchch-*cough*FFFF-FF-B-b-bff-grkjha asdsfdf dfsdf grgrggkkk
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)
# argh
i wouldnt walk over his bridge, good work
(_Jon_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:34, archived)
# you know what?
everytime i see that hobo.. i think hes going to somehow see his picture on here somehow (maybe via a internet cafe...) and he's going to think "hmm i can cash in on this"

cos basically people are using his image without consent, and he's going to sue b3ta and its residents and become rich.. rich enought to actually buy photoshop and he will then 'shop pictures of us all on the streets and he'll laugh all on his own

sorry... i've been in the pub after owrk, and im guzzling some fizzy wine too damn fast
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# lambrini?
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:39, archived)
# lambrini
isn't fizzy.. anyway i mean champagne...

argh.. damn sainsburys and their cheap deals...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# drink it with a straw!
or snort it. Or is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] J2 Productions present...
Alan Rickman in Cinderella

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)
# .
1) its good
2) its too big, make a bit smaller?
3) enter it into compo!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:34, archived)
# just thank
God Bob Hoskins is nowhere to be seen!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# where's
Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Remind me...
who's obsessed with bob hoskins?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:41, archived)
# I dreamt Alan Rickman was me once
It was cool. I had his voice and was a hit with the ladies.
I may even have danced with Charleen Spiteri in the foyer of my old hall of residence during said dream.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Hm
"Being Alan Rickman"... got potential, that.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:39, archived)
#
pweeeeaaase....








i dont know, i was told to do it
(Evilgenius, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Bomb's away
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:32, archived)
# bloomin great
duck and cover chaps!
(Tendency, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Woo to you!
That is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# night night all
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Peachy!
Nice one!
(Zoinkid, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:31, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Millions
of peaches....peaches for me...millions of peaches...peaches for free...
(Ampersand, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)

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