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[challenge entry] Obvious
A simple case of speed vs. hummus, sorry this has been poorly done:



(Ace Garp, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# repeats joke in head with
Richard Madeley
Steve Strange
Er.. stuck now.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Dr Boutros Boutrs Ghali
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Mother Theresa
.
(Mattyboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Su Pollard:
Keeps marrying masked gayers.

www.kendonagasaki.com/g28.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# my
nutsack
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)
# allegedly
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# b3tan to it I'm afriad.
And someone even made a similar comment to Rob's aswell!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Aqua-fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] ouch
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oooohhhhhhhhhhhh
*falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# sings
"Donkey Oatie
Tasty cerial for feeding donkeys"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Gladys is most impressed
(ivor_the_engine, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# haha
:) thats rather woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# love
that!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# ha ha
woo to the sheep!
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# my friend Guy sent me a
plastic donkey covered in oats once

you can imagine how much I enjoyed that
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# he must have
really loved you
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# he sent me several beautifully-crafted
donkey-pun-related objects

he really is a genius
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# 'U'?
Bah, add some sex and violence I say!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Sorry for threadwaste but...
what do you guys use for gif animation. ive been looking for a program for ages and cant find one. help, please.
(The Great Minty One, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# don't be sorry - don't do it..
but

The Gimp, Photoshop, Painshop pro.. PICK ONE!

Had you even bothered to search on google for gif animatior??

No I thought not ya lazy git.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# flick-book
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# oooh, that'd be ace
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# but really hard to do anything but
* dancing stickmen
* worms going into holes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# you gotta admit though
dancing stickmen are pretty cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I have a horrifically boring Genetics lecturer
so in her lectures I crafted a beautiful animation in which a dancing stickman is hit by a car.

All my friends laughed, the sickos
(Not very much gravitas at all, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Nicky Campbell once called me a sicko.
www.b3ta.com/board/644712
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Well.
Don't browbeat yourself.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# I use
this
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# one of the following:
- ImageReady (with photoshop)
- Macromedia Fireworks
- Anchovie Pies
- Flash
- Thirty Thousand Electric Eels
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# hmmm
ill try the eels last, if you dont mind
(The Great Minty One, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# That's where I've been going wrong!
I've only been using 29999 electric eels!
(Not very much gravitas at all, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# if you have p/shop 5.5 or above
it comes with Imageready - which is an animation package. If not there are a few free packages out there - try a google search maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Google
for GIFBuilder or GIFMation or just go to Downloads.com
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# this should help you beyond all doubt:
www.b3ta.com/board/1301889
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# ooh,
that's good
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Paintshop Pro
is your best bet, as you can down load a trial version, that's good for a month.
It has animation studio bundled with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I pay a bunch of Albanian fugitives
25p a day to assemble each frame by hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I'd just
like to tj with this



bovine you were right and the lovely music from the b3ta screensaver had me humming
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# spotless
will you pop round and do my hoovering?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# only
if you pay me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# i know all sinks look the same
but if that's not the sink from my student house in manchester, then i'm a monkey's uncle
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# so
whats the name of your monkey nephew
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# wow
I'm quite impressed actually.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I say!
that is one helluva improvement there.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# well
theres no shark or helicopter but yes tis real

I sit here glad to be allowed back in polite company
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# rubbish
I reckon you've photoshopped it.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# pfft
I had thought about moving all the dishes, but that would be cheating

I refer you to exhibit a
http://www.b3ta.com/board/1307662

the before picture
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Lovely,
much better.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# thank you
I have to admit it did need doing, your words prompted me into action

next I'll tackle the kids bedroom, pray for me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# OOooooh,
good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# thank you
I'll be thinking of when I'm in there
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# You washed up?
SELL OUT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# what
can I say I'm my wife's housework bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# there is a MS gif animator as well
i use it at work. which probably explains a lot
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# don't recommend that
we'll get huge gifs not the nicely optimised ones we like to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# pffft
amateurish, clunky, poorly optimised gifs are the way forward!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# "Totem Pole", the tribute monument built in honour of the Native American People
was ruined by a bad telephone line and some dumb workmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Christ
they sure weren't bothered about the building costs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# heh
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Tee hee hee
/snigger
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I don't know why
but I love this
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Don't know why,
There's no sun up in the sky,
Scrotum telephone pole...
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Wow, the scrot is floating above the um.
Do they do that with magnets or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# There's a joist
across the back of the 'T'.
(8-Ball, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# thats the magic
of a scrotum pole I guess :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# sellotape
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# lets hope koit doesn't post his
version.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Scrotula pole
urgh.
(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Finally-
a statue that isn't just one big phallic symbol.

TJ: could be GC by now, but look at this msn today article.
(Not very much gravitas at all, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# ha
haaa!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry for the knob!
differing sense of humour I guess

Edit: BEWARE OF PUPPET WITH KNOB

click me!
(DiZebbio, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# no people are at work and on this board
so a huge cock on screen is nopt exactly the best thing to have.
OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Really?
*gets of desk and does up trousers*

I was just cleaning my monitor, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I love having massive knobs on my screen.
And so does my boss.

How do you think I got the job?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# with you
that doesn't surprise me.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Ooooh get you Aamon Andrews!
www.avec-moi.com/images/handbag.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# by being a knob?
/arf.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Want more cake?
users.bigpond.net.au/bluecatbooks/adrian/birthday%20cake.jpeg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I'm full actually
just eaten but thank you kindly for the thought.

edit - just looked at the pic - that cake is tiny. Tut.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I know.
It's poisoned. You wouldn't make it to the second one.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# hooraaay!
/Put sleeping pills back in bottle for sake of tidyness after death and new found lack of need.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# It's hard being a loving mother...
...I beat her with the car arial, lock her in the fruit cellar. Nothing changes her.

www.kweerfun.com/femaletrouble/lovingmother.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# which one are
you then?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I'm going to Hollywood...
...www.slab.org/void/void.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# well that's nice
petal.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
I get to stay in an apartment overlooking the Hollywood hills. And a laundromat. Now leave me be, my nerves are cracking.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# more sherry
dear?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Not that cheap cooking sherry again?
God! It's slim pickings over at yours, isn't it?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# it's ok - it;s not the humour
it's the dick - it's Not Safe For Work (nsfw) - tons of the people on here should be working - if their boss walked passed and saw that they'd think it was porn.


Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# ...
mmmmm puppet porn...
(DiZebbio, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# You have
disturbed me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# You are ALWAYS getting disturbed nowadays!
www.maximumink.com/covers/disturbed-8-2000-150pixels.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# when i see a big knob on my screen
i just get jealous and resentful
*coat, hat and mittens, gets on Segway*
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# BIG?!??!
What is this? Afternoon of the Piwis?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# It's penis envy.
Hurrah for outsized penises!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Can we have huge cocks being stuffed?
www.couleur-lauragais.fr/pages/journaux/2002/cl46/ginette_gaveuse.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# not our sense of humour at fault
I'm affraid it's our bosses who lurk behind us that lack funny bones
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Hello
It's first post . love you . bye for now
(mahyarsteps, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# see you soon then,
byeeeeee.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# ahhh
how nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# hello
Welcome

read the FAQ and it'll all make sense

Thank you

Goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# what a nice way to say hello
i can't think of a worthy reply.

except i appear to have made 6720 more posts than you. oh dear, i'm going to get sacked eventually
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I love you too
is the reply I always hope for when I say that to people...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# it doesn't work if you go fishing for it
/edit/ groovy, he's fron iran too! excellent. have we got a roll call of foreigners?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Iran?
that's foreign to the X-Treme!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# this is a reply waste!



(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# surely
there is some sort of B3TA world map?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# How No Hands was created
(Alienboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# a bit like
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# For those that watch 24...........
GEORGE MASON
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# ThE dEmOn HeAdMaStEr
ROLFMAYOLOLOLOLOOMGOGMGOLO!!!11!1!!11!!"2223 etc

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# cripes, I can't believe I've gone all this
time and not noticed the similarity
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# it's b3ta gold this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# HA ha ha ha!
I don't get it

Only a few episodes in to series 2, thanks to Kazaa.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Watched them all. Great stuff.
thanks to Kazaa!
(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# i think everyone needs to go here.
to the Damien Storm website and download some terrible music.

"It's sort of like listening to a horror movie. Along with the music he combines certain effects like howling wind, creepy sounds, weird voices and ghosts speaking."
(ratface, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# You have spunk?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=6703

You know that this is a UK English language site?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# you want BAG?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Oooooh I like bag
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# i've got spunk too
and the kids to prove it
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# meanie!
harumph.
(ratface, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# ;op
sorry....do you keep spunk in bottles or tupperware?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Touch him once and you'll know it's true...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# lord - can you imagine it?
It would be more annoying than... something really annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# the subject line
made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# *Snort!*
That is fabulous!

W/Y/H!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I am chuckling heartily
and getting very strange looks off my cow orkers.

Bastard funny, woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# it's wrong to ork cows
I'll get the RSPMC on you
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Mucho
Respecto.
(wooyayhoupla)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# lmao
thats fucking great
(Skit_spammed_the_board, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 20:30, archived)
# If matrix was based on a bad song I'd participate in the challenge

(biggie)
(sev, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Why is it ?
That as soon as you add a wheelchair to a picture it's suddenly OK to call the sitter 'Retarded' ?

Seems to me that retardation is when somebody is slow or educationally backward.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Like
Keanu Reeves then?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# DOH !
Need not alter the pic at all..

Whoa !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# brain urine.
(shiftClick shifts it., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# True...in fact
in a downhill race, the person on foot would be the retarded one.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# In coventry the other day
a bloke went past me (downhill) in a wheelchair going damn fast... nearly killed a couple of pigeons (poor things) and a small child, but it looked like fun!
(Not very much gravitas at all, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# don't feel pitty for the ..
Evil Flying Rats!!!!!
(Or the children for that matter!!)
(Zed Smith, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)
# that
all depends on the angle of descent and presence of either a wall or cliff at the end of the hill.
(radja, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# You are right....
...People in wheelchairs get rather fucked off at people thinking that because of the chair they must wheel around going 'mnerrr mnerrr, look at me I'm a spaccer'. I spent one afternoon in a chair and was sick of the condascending idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# we should all have a go at that
just to see what it's like
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# may its just me,
but I associate being 'retarded' with a lack of intelligence?


good pic though.
(shiftClick shifts it., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# i associate being retarded
with window licking
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# forgive lord
yea but
1. Iam not a native speaker so forgive me
2. It was easy to add that wheelchair.
so call me retarded for doing that pic :P
(sev, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# you are retarded
for doing that pic.

Well, I feel better!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# woohoo! another foreigner
i'm going to start collecting them. ace
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# nothing personal
but there've been a couple of posts like this where people seem to have no idea what retarded actually means, which is sort of ironic really... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# 10,000 spoons ironic ?
Or wedding day and rain ironic ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# shush
let those lyrics never be spoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# no,
properly ironic
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
#
re·tard·ed, re·tard·ing, re·tards
v. tr.
To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede.

v. intr.
To be delayed.

n.
A slowing down or hindering of progress; a delay.
Music. A slackening of tempo.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# christmas present? :P
re·tard·ed

Often Offensive. Affected with mental retardation.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# oh
is there a new matrix film?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Nah
they've just re-released the first one and no-one has noticed yet.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# the
Ma-what?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Frankly
I'm insulted!!!
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# My first post
Here,
now please be gentle, I'm a newbie :)
(tamakinoonasxanxin, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Thats very hypnotic!
welcome and mind the trolls
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# tha't's lovely!
and quite soothing. i feel soothed. welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# How was your exam?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# hard!
i'm hoping i've passed, but it can't have been too well. final one tomorrow.

thanks for asking!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I'm sure you did fine.
Good luck for tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# thanks.
but they are designed to make around 45% of us fail, or something like that! anyway, i'll try really extra super hard in the one tomorrow!

god i've just read your username - don't they stress test these things? it could have had your eye out!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Am I the only one
who thinks that a bit of an arse about face examination system?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# no.
i don't think our examination process is appropriate. but i want their degree so i'm prepared to jump through their hoops!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# when
do results come out?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# September-ish, i think.
though they send me a letter in a couple of months' time telling me whether i've passed or failed.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# ah, so you don't get
the exam result separate from the project?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# i do,
because the project's not due until the end of september, and they need time to mark it. it just takes the examination board a while to get through it all. then external examiners have to check them and so forth...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# also,
does anyone know what happened to spacefish, and if he's alright?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# No but I saw his username on messenger
and wondered the same thing...
(Amerella, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# i could watch....
that all day...
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Argh!
They're unstoppable!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# That's veely nice
woo
(8-Ball, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Yay
that's a cracking first post.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Welcome welcome
There ought to be more ever-marching aliens in this world.

'ray you!
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# ahh!
thank you! ^_^
(tamakinoonasxanxin, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# A first-poster that is'nt threadwasting
Welcome sir,

(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# -
but why doesn't flash work in the board?
(tamakinoonasxanxin, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# as it would most likely get very noisy
in the forum due to sound inclusion..

plus size issues.. read the faq
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# But if i was a pony...



...then things would be different.
(Ampersand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Mr.Jackson has the same thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:38, archived)
# thin donkey
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Ah well yes ya see
i have little talent with these photoshop thingyamebobs.
(Ampersand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# But I'm an ass
/on the waterfront
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(pappa laz, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# fuckin' yeah!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Oh yes!
tres bon!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Straight to Video Collection are Proud to Present

Oh! you big brute, click my pic to make it big!


Encore!
GreenSleeves
Row the boat ashore
5-6-7-8
Kumbaya
Wheels on the bus
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)
# You're getting stuck in
at this competition aren't you!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:38, archived)
# aye!
first time in ages i've had a little hummus so i'm making the most of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:40, archived)
# yeah
i hadn't entered a compo in ages until this one, then I did all these! Hooray for this compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Gotta have big blue thighs
Gotta sat-is-fy

Got to be big and stong

Enough to make me pong.

www.gaithergraphix.com/record_covers/beefcake.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# AARRGGHHH!!!
Son of Munter!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Isn't he gorgeous.
I fantasize that Bovine looks not dissimilar.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Ha ha
that works so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# what font did you use for the
wheels on the bus one?
(shiftClick shifts it., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# detective Inc.
found at BLAMBOT

wonderful free fonts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# ta.
(shiftClick shifts it., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# That's
fan-fucking-tastic that is!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Promise me, son, not to do the things I've done
click to UNLEASH HELL

click to UNLEASH HELL
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)
# nice
busy day?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# I've done
practically nothing today apart from think up bad song puns.

I see that as a real achievement.

I might put it on my timesheet and see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:38, archived)
# you like this compo
don't you
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:38, archived)
# It's fuggin
ace fun.

I think we might have it next week as well.

(well, OK, maybe not)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# I want pantomimes next week
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
#


(with thanks to brainstuff for the inspiration)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Does that signify what I hope it signifies?
Cooooeeyy!

www.joergs-british-autographs.de/elizabeth-II.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Rah!
www.yap.com.au/images/db/2162.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# ah. had to read the filename for that one!
rofl lmao wtf omg bbc!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:38, archived)
# I was going to
but my lunch hour drew to a close

drat!

thanks for finishing it off :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# This is one bad lemming out for vengance
(Alienboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:35, archived)

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