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# byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


I’m driving to camp (7 hours. ugh.) on Friday
morning, so it’s my last daytime shift for 9
weeks or so. (unless there is internet access
at camp, there is meant to be but last year
there wasn’t...)

Seeing as I’m leaving and all, and I haven’t
before, I thought I would just do an itty-bitty
spam for the place I work.

www.fjb.org


They run all kinds of great free and really low
cost programs for blind and visually impaired
children, their families, and for the children
of blind and visually impaired adults.

I’m going to be teaching arts and crafts at
their summer camp this summer, which like most
of their programs, survives on donations...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:26, archived)
# awww..
love you!
BYEEEEE!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Woo.
Just saw nicecupofteaandasitdown.com on BBC News 24 in their "look at the newspapers" (Guardian).
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:28, archived)
# bye
: )
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# bye
have a good time.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:28, archived)
# ta
bye : )
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# goodnight gracie
have fun, don't let the little buggers run riot.

morning everyone else
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:28, archived)
# "Hey there nephew Gobo"
heheheheh.. those were the days
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Down at Fraggle Rock,
Down at Fraggle Rock.


down at fraggle rock.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:33, archived)
# save as mp3
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Lovely,
lovely,
Fank oo.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# In Norweigan...
Kom og syng en sang
Leke gjør vi dagen lang
Vi er godt i gang
I vårt Fraggelberg
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:38, archived)
# norwegian/swedish use the word lek(k)e for playing
when we were kids we used to lek at football(or whatever). apparently we were invaded by vikings.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Oooh
keep an eye out for the fantastic "The Adventure of English" by Melvin Bragg - now repeating on ITV in the afternoon on Saturday or Sunday.
It's great and told me all about that very thing.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:43, archived)
# i've got a mate who lives in sweden who loves this sort of thing
he's got a list of 'oop north' words that are the same as swedish. there isn't much to do in sweden on those long, dark nights
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:47, archived)
# apart from
wondering where all the candles have gone.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# If only I'd known you
when I was doing my linguistics project at uni.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:47, archived)
# i bet you say that to all the boys ;)
i was actually tempted to go back to uni and do a linguistics course, then i got stuck in corporate hell and never did. maybe when i win the lottery.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Or you could do it Open University...
I did my project on the irish use of 'I'm after' meaning I've just done (instead of how you use it in english, meaning I want to).

Fascinating eh? It involved talking to Tomsk's permanently stoned and monosyllabic housemate.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# that's not a very nice thing to call dr phil ;)
ta, *wanders off to OU website, adds to list of things to do*
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Cheeky
so-and-so ;)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:11, archived)
# in dutch lekker means tasty
just don't play with your food. ho ho ho
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# In nederlands...
Maak muziek en lach, zorgen voor een andere dag.
Zingen doen we vlot, in de FreggelGrot.

Werk je zorgen weg, anders heb je morgen pech
Freggels opgelet in de FreggelGrot.

Maak muziek en lach, zorgen voor een andere dag.
Zingen doen we vlot, in de FreggelGrot.
in de FreggelGrot.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# hahahah FreggelGrot!
that's a bit of a hard word to say - is a double G a hard G then?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Ja
Laten we vandaag het board alleen maar in het Nederlands doen!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Goed zo
Hup, Holland, Hup!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# i'm not sure whether to keep it like this
everyone knows me as new_matt. well,i say everyone, some people might vaguely recognise me
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Keep it,
keep it.
I like it.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:35, archived)
# seconded
:)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:35, archived)
# it gives him an air of respectability
so he can lure small children onto his knee.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:39, archived)
# right
that'll do for me.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# I likes it
you can keep it.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# as long as i have your approval
that's all that matters
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# bye
: )
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Have a
jolly good time, won't you.
Think of us here, on this board, everyday, anywhen you can and make sure, in some tiny way, you keep b3ta close to your heart.
Think of us as friendly chloresterol.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:29, archived)
# is that what Japanese people get
when they eat too much bacon?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:32, archived)
# awww
does that mean I'll be having a friendly heart attack?

bye bye : )
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# goodby-eeeeeeeee
don't cry-eeeeeeeeee
wipe a tear
gracie dear
from your eye-eeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:29, archived)
# byeeeeeeeee
: )
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# gracie and a snake, sitting in a tree
p-l-a-y-i-n-g :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:31, archived)
# that's not me, and it's not a snake
I'm on the ground, that's a camper and a cane

like, duh ; )
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:33, archived)
# have worthy fun :)
i hear it's almost as good as naughty fun :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:36, archived)
# thank you very much
have fun in Germany (oh, if you aren't going to Germany and I'm just confused, have fun anyway)

bye : )
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# why are you (?)
carrying a big blooded knife?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Sounds perfectly reasonable
for someone spending several weeks with children.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:36, archived)
# oh yeah
its running with scissors thats wrong
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# What could be better
arts & crafts than b3ta?

You wouldn't even have to worry about NSFW stuff with the blind and visually impaired kids. (I am such a cunt for even thinking that, let alone posting it).

Bye and have lots of fun!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:35, archived)
# directly to hell
that man!!!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# we have to "keep it disney" for the kids
bye and thanks : )
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# have fun and enjoy...
..the camp.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:37, archived)
# ta
and bye : )
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# have
fun :)

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:38, archived)
# thanks
and bye : )
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# bye bye
Gracielou
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# bye bye
Pootle
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:25, archived)
# bye bye have fun
hope you liked the cd
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# it is lovely, thank you
and it's coming to camp

bye : )
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:26, archived)
# oooooh
and congrats about the little one, as I won't be about : )
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# New wallpaper thingy
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Or
How Plate Tectonics Work.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Nicely!
TJ - www.culturedeluxe.com/artists.asp?type=singlesong&songid=3206&id=785 is very nice. Use disc icon to download...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess
In best Jezzer accent
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's pecking at you kid
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:08, archived)
# .
"That's a big Woody"
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Surely
"He's pecking at your kids."
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:16, archived)
# I don't believe
that was ever proved, was it?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Yeah
he only ever pecked his own (step) kid...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:17, archived)
# wasn't she
his ex wifes adopted daughter or something.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Never let the truth
stand in the way of a hugely libelous joke.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Actually I think
she was his adopted daughter too?

(ex-wife: Mia Farrow, step-daughter: Soon-Yi)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Morning all...... meet the Fanshawes


Occasionally, they like to be daring and have indoor nookie.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:05, archived)
# no kids, don't worry
i'm just performing the Heimlich on your mom. Go back upstairs!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:06, archived)
# mwahahaaaaaa
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Oooh, nice blissful eye action!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:10, archived)
# They're just dancing
to some, err, swinging music. Yes, that's right, dancing...

Woo
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:10, archived)
# doing
the shag?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:34, archived)
# .
They're removing a stain from the floor using a damp cloth and their feet.
nice pic!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Heavens!
They look like a pair of swingers
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:26, archived)
# oooh
I can almost hear pr0n dialogue.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Just thought
I'd join the flags bandwagon...


Clicky hoogeness


...with some misapplied 'satire.'
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:57, archived)
# woo! The United Colours of B3ta
- I made a massive version of this back in the day and it was lovely :)
edit: proportions are a bit off due to it being made into a m3ss3ng3r icon, ooh nice bubbly effect sretched like this though :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Nicely done
sah!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:02, archived)
# No Dutch flag
*wracking sobs*
Morning you grubby lot.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Morning DB
Yes, I am grubby. Haven't had a shower yet.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Phew
You are a bit whiffy.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Good point
I'm off for a shower right now.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Back.
Less whiffy.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Much better
You've come up smelling of roses.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Hmmm
thinking about it, maybe the Dutch flag would be appropriate next to the last one...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Your "misapplied satire"
has gone whooshing over my head, guv'na, apart from the fact that I don't think the last 2 are actual flags...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:12, archived)
# They are
the Australian Aboriginal Flag and the original ANC flag...

The US flag is there just, well, just because really.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Ah....
Well, it's very pretty.

(I 'm not sure I understand, but I'm blonde, so...)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Think
about who founded South Africa and then consider what the ANC represents...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# I was intending
to do something in support of Zog against yesterday's idiots, but it changed into this somewhere down the line.
Now I really don't know why I left the US flag in...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Seeing as I was busy swearing at my car all day yesterday
could you please fill me in?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Check the flags thread
in the blog and then search for the original posting of Zog's bloody flag - you'll soon find out...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:27, archived)
# did he get abused?
i thought it was great. some people.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Not on the board
I don't think, but a couple of people had a moan by e-mail after some particularly endearing comments to his pic.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:37, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
I am not grubby, I like to think of myself as pleasantly worn.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:17, archived)
# HOW DARE I?
I dare because I care, it's for your own good, honestly.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# My own good indeed,
a healthy scum crust is good for you.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Yup
Protects you from the Sun's rays.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:28, archived)
# cor



got any spare?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Yes
I shall put some in a small tin for you, much like shoe polish.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:30, archived)
# I shall use it to style my
luxuriant hair. And as a vitamin supplement.
Your scum is so versatile.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Yes,
Its so nice that at least one of my by products is useful for something.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:36, archived)
# hoy
.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:23, archived)
# woo !
nice :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Very nicely done sir
Woo!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:04, archived)
# you forgot the Swedish one
but hey, nice animation!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:17, archived)
# If I knew
anything about Sweden's 'chequered' past then maybe I'd have stuck it in there, sorry.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Not to mention
you completely neglected Australia and New Zealand, both of whom have quality representation here!

hmpf!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:22, archived)
# I'm glad Germany is in there
as it would be a shame not to include our favorite DJ :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:26, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:26, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Germany?


Or were you being sarcastic, I just can't tell at the minute?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:29, archived)
# nearly
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Australia would've definitely
been appropriate, but I thought I'd go back to the original bastards - ie the UK.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Tron v0.84.003 Beta Release
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:51, archived)
# I've just realised
that there'll be people here who've probably never seen that error message, having been brought up with nowt but pretty pictures on the computer screen, and error messages with only an OK button.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:52, archived)
# It definitely
has a certain retro-ambience.

Woo to the pic!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:58, archived)
# I was just wondering about Tron.
It was a looooonnnngggg time ago.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:59, archived)
# The new one
is due out soon - never fear :-)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:56, archived)
# thats just shocking
I find their lack of DOS disurbing.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:59, archived)
# As well
as their lack if Risc OS.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Not all
error messages these days have pretty OK buttons.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:05, archived)
# That was artistic license
or something.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Some of them just
ask you to insert a system disk
:(
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:07, archived)
# I was born in 1984
I can remember using a computer before I could read all the words on the screen.

I had a mother goose game. It rocked.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:05, archived)
# media whore threadjack
Hi, sorry i haven't been around much in the last month. Busy, blah.

Anyway, I'm on bbc radio scotland at 9.40 this morning, talking about blogs, if any scottish b3tans want to tune in to the taking of my broadcast virginity.

And if anybody knows anything about blogs, all soundbites are greatfully received.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:58, archived)
# You'd better be good
I've tuned in, BBC Radio Scotland is on cable if anyone's interested.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:04, archived)
# thanks
you've just doubled my audience
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Not down my way...
:-(
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Ah well
I've got it, and I'm in deepest darkest Wales.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Yeah
we're not exactly famous for caring about anyone else down here in Essex.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)
# nope,
too busy beating ourselves up
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Only
cos if we picked on anyone else we'd get twatted...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Hee hee
Yay for Tron - boo for reminding me of that fucking annoying error message...
:-)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:59, archived)
# don't be dissin'
the dos! ;-)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:03, archived)
# I knew next to nothing about DOS,
hell I know sweet fa about computers now - although it was amusing when a friend managed to delete config.sys from a couple of computers at school (even I knew that was bad...)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Spat

click image big
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:49, archived)
# now THAT is what I call
a bird-eating spider!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:50, archived)
# is that a new
compilation CD?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:52, archived)
# No
It's a book of baby names :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:53, archived)
# how bizzare
what would be your choice for a childs name?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:56, archived)
# My sister had a book of Welsh baby names given to her
I was very upset when she refused to call my nephew Launslod.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:56, archived)
# what would be the english
interpretation of that name?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Buggered if I know
but we were going to call him "Sloddy" for short.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Lancelot, would be my guess.
Which is English for "please beat me up throughout my entire school career".
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Herman or Mavis :)
incidentally the actual bird eating siders are even more scary and just as big as that pic www.tenforward.com.au/spiders/facts.html
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:58, archived)
# this is the biggest known to man
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:08, archived)
# I wouldn't describe myself as afraid of spiders as such
but that bastard is just too big.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)
# can you wear them on your shoes?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Christ
That's good.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Excellent
I shall have to forward a link to this thread to my cat loving, arachnophobic friend and see what he makes of it.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:51, archived)
# And today's news is
All about biscuits. Look out for Nicey on the BBC 1 o'clock news. They're coming to nicecupoftea hq to make a report on this very important subject.
Woo!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:22, archived)
# woohoo !
nice one :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:24, archived)
# Ooooh cool!
Today's News contains this item, which a)doesn't surprise me, and b)makes me wonder just how much influence/money the breweries have.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2980824.stm
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:25, archived)
# you're right
breweries and tobacco companies rule the planet. FACT. We moan about fat cats but we just keep on giving. Yaroo.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:28, archived)
# And as for the amount of duty we pay on it...
UK - 50g pack of Golden Virginia - £9.00 approx.
Spain - E4.50, or about £3.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:32, archived)
# Well someone's got to pay for
the cost of treating all those lung cancer patients. If you resent paying for it, then don't buy it!

Morning everyone. PARP!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:34, archived)
# I see your PARP
and raise you a HONK!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:35, archived)
# DON'T HONK!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:37, archived)
# mmm
( . )( . )

for some strange reason i find this funny
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:39, archived)
# maybe it's because you've got
your tits out? ;)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:40, archived)
# ?????
How the hell did u know that
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:41, archived)
# "well secluded
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:42, archived)
# hmmm
even down britanys spears shirt?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:42, archived)
# i refer you to my previous response ;)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:44, archived)
# yes
the rocky horror show is cool
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Speaking of tits
I'd like to spam my new Quiz again for the morning crew.
"Moobs, or Boobs?" - might be considered NSFW.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:43, archived)
# Blimey
/hangs head in shame

No wonder I'm single.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:45, archived)
# moobs or boobs
la la la la la
la laaaaaaaaaa...

is required for a soundtrack.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:46, archived)
# You swine
That's stuck in my head now and it's going to haunt me all day.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:47, archived)
# you can download the backing music as part of a remix comp on weebls site
and make it if you want. :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Not really
I'm just listening to other stuff now to try and get it out of my head.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:50, archived)
# ooh now you've put kylie in
mine
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:51, archived)
# Put Kylie in your what?
And do you want a hand extracting her?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:53, archived)
# she's spinning around now
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Yay
at last.
A Moob quiz.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:47, archived)
# i've just realised that sign
isn't shotopopped
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Which is such a defeatist attitude.
I resent having to pay the highest food and property prices in Europe, but that's not going to stop me eating and trying to have a roof over my head...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:39, archived)
# I think the BBC are on some sort of Vice crackdown.
Yesterday it was sex and today it's drinking.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Ewwww
sweat stain...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:00, archived)
# huzzah
grand news
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:26, archived)
# Marvelous
Shall have to keep an eye out for that.

Morning folks!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:31, archived)
# ooh how nice :)
Well done see if you can mention Prawnzilla at some point for me :)
Or make sure he's in shot ;)
I won't be able to see though so i'll just have to take your word for it :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:35, archived)
# We'll try
unfortunately I can't skip work today, so I'll not be here :-(
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:43, archived)
# Right,
I'm off to Belgium. See you next week folks.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:50, archived)
# hahaha, yeah
Let's all go off to European destinations shall we?
Why don't I go to Germany or something?
That'd be nice.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:52, archived)
# Belgium, man! Belgium!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:53, archived)
# a mixup with the parts supplier

led to a batch of highly dangerous toys
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:59, archived)
# you're only supposed to take the bloody PAWS
off
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:02, archived)
# Snort!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Now that I like. It looks like a teddy I had a million years ago. Well, 36.
Good morning b3ta. Are we all fluffy today? P*pb*tch is in, and as always, the only good bits are the links:-

NSFW www.cyborgasmatrix.com/DollsTorso_Gallery.htm
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:15, archived)
# what are we?
your pop bitches?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:18, archived)
# :)
sorry, but it seemed appropriate :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:19, archived)
# No, my
pop-armless-blow-up-dolls. Ew though, really. Bad enough having to shag a plastic bag of air, but one whose arms seem have been sawn off? Ew ew ew.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:20, archived)
# wahey !
like it :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:18, archived)
[challenge entry] the haunting song of...

placido flamingo
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:46, archived)
# yayyayyay
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:47, archived)
# intermediary reply - isn't this just super!!
www.nicetoys.com/images/dubarrymaskbox%20-%2069%20Jose%20Carreras.jpg

I of course thought of Freshlegs wearing it immediately :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:50, archived)
# Carreras Rocher - the other tenor

(not bad for 6 minutes work :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:56, archived)
# gad!
how... 'magritte'
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:56, archived)
# I vaguely remember a joke with the punchline "Flaccido Domingo"
Meanwhile, probably glasscock, but quite cool (edit: and not mine) ...

Morning all!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:57, archived)
# yes it is
and leeching the guy's bandwidth very heavily i'd imagine


;¬)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:58, archived)
# Woo
to Placido - but what the hell is your pic on about..?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:58, archived)
# Oh
and morning all!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:59, archived)
# It
knows WHERE YOU ARE, man!
Hi-de-ho!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:12, archived)
# Oooh
sneaky
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:16, archived)
# it
got me wrong :-D
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:21, archived)
# (sigh) Okay then
It knows WHERE YOU AREN'T, man!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:26, archived)
# sorry im bored... seaseme st rap video


havent been here in a min ..how you guys been?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:20, archived)
# Straight Outta Henson!
y'all mother's better make way,
once again we're back, without Animal.
He's eating fraggles, I think he's a cannibal!

etc..
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:27, archived)
# hehehe
i see Pro F is still around. wassup meng?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:32, archived)
# It's a beautiful day (rest of the opening line from a radio in Ferris Bueller's Day Off) basically sun shining, birds singing, blue skies with only a hint of cloud
How could I possibly be expected to handle school (or work) on a day like this?

Thankfully I don't need to, I'm going to Germany some other b3tans to b3ta bash German Style with Zog :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:38, archived)
# nice =)
you lucky bastards.

its been gloomy in california all week :(. very unusual weather for so. cal this time of year. looks nice though, for once no sun. hope it comes back soon. german....wish i could go
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:41, archived)
# has it rained at all?
I wouldn't mind a trip to So-Cal actually, I've always wondered what it would be like to time travel to the distant past ;) (time zone shenanigans)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:44, archived)
# i was just thinking about that song too
:¬)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:46, archived)
# I'm thinking of another song too
can you guess?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:07, archived)
# Here's a clue - you have to download (save as) it though not click to play
www.truvideo.com/MadonnaV40A16.avi

It's 2.4MB and is apparently a 5 min 30 video but i don't have the codec (www.truvideo.com/wmp.htm) so it's just the audio. Anyway it does the job for anyone not familiar with 'Frozen' and now you can share the way I read Frozen's name everytime I see it.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:10, archived)
# nah
it hardly rains here. thats why its called sunny california. its just bright everyday. god i hate it. it was 80 degrees on christmas


-end of vent
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:53, archived)
# a floor
for sunshine_elephant's b3ta hotel:


I know it's rather crap, but it's the best I could come up with, given my potatochopping skills
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:52, archived)
# it's
a gas :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:54, archived)
# did you ever watch 'Knightmare'?
It reminds me of that, maybe because of the big exit., stick some kid in that silly helmet in there and you'll see what I mean
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:01, archived)
# there's a pic here to show what I mean
zuul.gotdns.com/glitternet/programmes/knightmare.htm

Honestly can you imagine how much trouble I have explaining things to people without being able to use goolge :)

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:02, archived)
# hmm,
never heard of it. Hold on and I'll take a look at the link.

/edit: ohhh, wait, now that I see the picture and the description, I do know what you're talking about.
I never would have remembered that on my own.
Of course, that's why you're the one and only Fnord :)

/edit edit: excellent. Now it also reminds me of "Legends of the Hidden Temple", an old game show for kids, with a similar wear-a-helmet-and-go-where-your-partner-tells-you-to aspect.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:05, archived)
# it's a shame tvcream
don't have the theme, that absolutely rocked



edit: got it!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:13, archived)
#
"where am i?"


"you're in a room..."


every FUCKING time
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:06, archived)
# ha ha!
'you're dead'
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:08, archived)
# it took 3 series
before anyone figured out that you could use 'sidestep' rather than turning and walking forwards only.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:13, archived)
# 'you've walked into a pit'
you're dead
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:15, archived)
# spellcasting
S-A-D T-W-A-T-S
;)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:23, archived)
# lol
i used to play AD&D, and my imagination was always better than the programme. :0)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:25, archived)
# I always liked the
countdown graphics when they stayed in a room too long.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:01, archived)
# self-thread-jacking
to say gnight.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:25, archived)
# hahaha that reminds me
of Portland Bill (only joking) but it probably would if I wasn't :)
Just an obvious lighthouse reference is all.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:29, archived)
# shouldn't you be in germany?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:34, archived)
# the flight is at 10 tonight
I have to get to the airport in less than 12 hours.

I'm treating it like a film so first you have to build up a bit of character profile, then have the journey start, then the adventure and then maybe a twist or two.

mmmmmmmmm lemons
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:41, archived)
# i'm sure with the gaggle
of drunkards you're going with then a twist or two is guaranteed.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:44, archived)
# like we did
last summer

(it's so very true as well :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 8:13, archived)
# mmm fuzzy kitty
it's kinda sad....

... cuz this isn't my first image of a cat in a dryer, infact it's my second on b3ta
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:51, archived)
# static
electricity!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:53, archived)
# that´s me in a nut-shell.
(taking every little joke from austin powers)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:59, archived)
# nicey nicey
dermet was just ranting on about nicecupofteaandasitdown.com on bbc breakfast news just now. lovely.

the lady on 'midlands today' seems to be having trouble reading the autocue. ahh the morning comedy. maybe i should go to bed.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:31, archived)
# just mentioned on Radio 4's Today
programme - apparently it was in the times. Also saw it on Richard and Judy
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:34, archived)
# you watch
Richard and Judy??


sad
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:12, archived)
# kittens are...
fun to photoshop
sorry, your name made me think of that

while im posting i may as well ask if anyone else is having problems, b3ta is being very slooooow today
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:38, archived)
# Yep
It's terribly slow for me too.

Takes 2 mins for frontpage to complete (with 768k ADSL)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:40, archived)
# mine's worse...
i still have yet to fully load the forum, i don't know if i dare post an image
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:07, archived)
# he doesnt like to dilly dally that dalai lama
nice anim ... yay

edit: right off out for lunch ... bloody starvin I am ... c u lot later...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:10, archived)
# hehehe
got it!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:11, archived)
# What a happy chap
woo
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:15, archived)
#
*SNAP*
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:17, archived)
# He is so funny
always giggles like a child - I like the Dalai Llama
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:13, archived)
# She always has a lovely smile ...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:06, archived)
# Isn't she
Special
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:09, archived)
# woo!
she's lovely.

bet she gets teased a lot though, poor thing
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:10, archived)
# Er...
I somehow managed to disappear my post by trying to edit it. Oh well.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:27, archived)
# your works
scare the bejezus out ov me
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:33, archived)
# In a frankenstein fury of scientific genius I have created for my self a wife

Here's hoping she goes on a killing rampage
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:54, archived)
# she's luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurvely....
woo
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:58, archived)
# yeah she is a looker but has a crap personality
ohhhh well another one to dump in the abandoned mine just out side of town
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:01, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:03, archived)
# woooo!
Who is that you'd like her to kill?

I couldn't resist popping back in now that it's time to take images...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:03, archived)
# hmmmmmmm I think i shall leave that up to her
clockwork brain - it's the second most powerful one of its kind.

She's the delux one with wind powered floting point unit
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:03, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:06, archived)
# emat ? camu ?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:27, archived)
# beautiful either way
evening :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:30, archived)
# eve
nin

howzit ?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:30, archived)
# pretty good
:)

I just messed up the electron microscope a bit so I have to wait until it sorts itself out.

how're you?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:31, archived)
# eeek...
how do you mess up an electron microscope ?

I'm bloody hot at the moment ... suns come out after 3 days of storms ... ( finally )
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:34, archived)
# does HK ever have any nice days?
Not too hot but not rainy days?

I just tried to put in a new sample before the vacuum had corrected itself from when I took the old one out.

It's nothing major, I've just got to wait until it pumps down again and then turn the voltage back up, which takes about 20minutes...

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:37, archived)
# good excuse to pop onto b3ta as well ; )
June July and sometimes a bit of August is the worst ... but there are gaps in the storms when its just right temp wise and the beaches are fantstic ....
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:43, archived)
# sounds lovely :)
I'll probably have to go back soon. It looks like it's almost done.

I'm recording bits of video tonight though. I figure freshlegs might put it up on HoN. Too bad my cameras so bad at recording video.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:46, archived)
# the way i remember it
was intoxifying humidity
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:26, archived)
# *big sigh of relief*
finally, a new thread. I was starting to get worried.


By the way, woo to the pic, though that should be unnecessary by now since HD's creations are always woo-worthy.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:31, archived)
# indeed they are
how are you ?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:33, archived)
# I'm
doing all right, thanks. Everyone else is asleep so it's up to me to keep the midnight oil burning.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:43, archived)
# I'm not asleep
but I'm at work

I'd really rather just sit here and chat, but it looks like the microscope is ready to be used again.

have fun :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:47, archived)
# that remins me of a manatee
Dont know why - It's a good thing. Manatees are far better than dolphins who are over rated.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:36, archived)
# it does kinda
except the fact that it has fur...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:38, archived)
# maybe she didnt know she was going to be photographed
and didn't bother waxing
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:39, archived)
# hehehehehe



ouch
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:40, archived)
# He's coming right for us...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:48, archived)
# I'm not worried
I think it just wants a hug
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:49, archived)
# Run for your lives!
He's mean... but also cute!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:50, archived)
# G'night folks...
See you in a few hours!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:56, archived)
# night
night
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:57, archived)
# nite
nite
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:59, archived)
# goodnight,
I'm off, as well
to sleep perchance to wank dream
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:00, archived)
# g
night
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:01, archived)
# night
night
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:30, archived)
# Ooh
Deja woo!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:57, archived)
# woo nice
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:23, archived)
# hehehe
I bet he's only about 3" high though.

just a little cutie :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:32, archived)
# Loves a good bit of grub she does..
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:40, archived)
# Fucking BLimey heck
that's still scary
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:41, archived)
# Wooo to everyhting below - I'm feeling far to lazy
for indevidual woo-age

How's everybody?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:43, archived)
# am hungry
and u ?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:47, archived)
# full of fantastic crunchy nut cornflakes and garabaldi biscuits
which is nice :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:48, archived)
# ooooh garibaldi ....
chewy and yet crunchy
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:57, archived)
# these ones, from Morrisons i believe were
a little bit to solid - needed to be a bit more moist/bendy

/nicesitdownandacupoftea

- they are singing sea shanties on the world service - must be pirate time after all)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:59, archived)
# yarrrrr worlde service
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:01, archived)
# I cant even think of a pirate radio joke
- tis a sad day for pirate kind
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:04, archived)
# arrrggh
gone right off me breakfast now .... ooo bacon sandwich :o)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:41, archived)
# she has
evil eyes.

/edit: see?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:44, archived)
# mmm protein....
She'll grow to be big and strong.
yipes!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:51, archived)
# she's like the bastard son
of Ray Mear
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:55, archived)
# Arf!
that's wonderful!
lovely larval goodness, what a growing girl needs.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:05, archived)
# hahaha
great pun :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:32, archived)

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