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# Moray Place, Edinburgh
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)
# nice
plaice
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Yeah, yeah
I know.
Couldn't quite squeeze in a double pun without it making no sense at all - not that that's a bad thing..

I just spent about an hour updating my site, so all the crap I've done over the last month is now available for your delectation and/or derision.
members.lycos.co.uk/rapitinui/

yay.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:09, archived)
# the bits on the right column look like some bizare foreign language
some characters are just rectangles, yet it seems to mnake sense :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Ummm
yeah.
That would be the macrons on the long vowels in Māori words.
It's Unicode so they're supposed to work in different browsers.. does changing your encoding settings help?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:16, archived)
# I say,
Ding-Dong!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Lionkeets
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# not been about much
due to exploding PC, selling house, buying house n stuff, so here's some hardcore mashporn to keep you happy.

I must sleeeeep
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:01, archived)
# pears
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# ooh doubleporny
like a pony and vodka?
(edit: ah yes, one is always bigger than t'other :D )
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)
# ooh
I missed my b3tabirfdy...

was it good?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:06, archived)
# we had cheesecake
and rum

it was delightful

we raised a toast in your honour

by putting the tub of margerine under it
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:08, archived)
# yay!
I quite like inserting crispy bread into judges
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:11, archived)
# I am wanking as I examine your post!
1% fact
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)
# I keep wanting to see a pair of hands there
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)
# If Mystery Bob can put a robot in a kitten ...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Why not indeed
woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# < danger danger
will kitten


WYH
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Caaaaaaaaaaaaaats
iiiiiiiiiiiiiin
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

woo.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:11, archived)
# Look, I'm really quite busy at the moment...

Morning : )
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# Morning
Nice doguin!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# How many animals in there?
quite a mish-mash!

Edit: Oh hang on.... just 2 aint it.
yay anyway.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:57, archived)
# Aww
there's a cheery..

ummm..

what is it?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:12, archived)
# I say Punguin,
Indole Ring says Doguin, I now lean to the later as he's bald as a coot.
The pun/doguin, not Indole Ring ; )
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:21, archived)
# Awwwww
He's sooooo cute.







*cough**killit**cough*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Now I know who stolen my ring video!


Quick and crap, I just felt we needed a picture up.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# HA ha ha ha!!
That am Great!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# Arf!
that's fantastic!

damn that's a scary movie. Dark Water is better though.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# Off to some more

repost
Got to be up to recieve my big parcel of yarn to make bees /shameless plug.
g'night lovely b3tans.
[edit] go play with the lovely puchi puchi wanko while i'm gone
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:26, archived)
# bees bees good for your heart
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:27, archived)
# Joel is number 1 search result for kittens
:)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:38, archived)
# google or b3ta?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:38, archived)
# the boogle
of course
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:42, archived)
# "of course"
sorry professor.

oh how wonderful, he has done well.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:43, archived)
# also Bonsai Kitten
has removed it's infamous image and had a site redesign
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:41, archived)
# it;s
lovely
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:27, archived)
# Hullo Fjörd...
Whatever became of WorkBoresMe?
Been 'out-tha-loop' for a while...
;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:30, archived)
# I think she finally found her man
and settled down to a job that didn't bore her as much.

She pops in very occasionally to say hello now and then.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:31, archived)
# she pops in from time to time
just to say hi...she's moved in with her man and is in a job that takes up quite a bit of time and can't really surf either.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:34, archived)
# oh jah
they moved in together.. the whole 9 yards. Boredom is not her biggest concern anymore.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:35, archived)
# see :)
I couldn't have made up a happier ending ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Don't worry
i nearly posted "she poops in for time to time"
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:39, archived)
# you said "poops"
huh


huh
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Hooray for B3TAN Love
I'll be wankin' for some time I bets...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Same here
Love Stinks

yeah, yeah
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:42, archived)
# welcome to the Rosy Palm club!
I need new videos though.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Thanks
i dun't have any videos :(
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Just use your
IMAGINATION
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:48, archived)
# I do
and some internet porn along with pictures so generously donated to me by friendly *people.

*HA! You thought I was going to say 'b3tans didn't you?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:50, archived)
# I know you said people but meant b3tans
...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# I'll never tell




yeah a few have been very generous.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# here's one
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:49, archived)
# Couldn't open it
:(
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:04, archived)
# what happened to your returning man
did he end up bring his boyfriend home, as was predicted?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Would have been better
than what really happened.
:(
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Oh crap...
a story's a brewin'

Let's have it.. then I'll waste a thread with my awful blind date experience.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:49, archived)
# here
you two are both yanks - team up...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Male b3tans...
do NOT pick up on female b3tans...

'tis nature's law.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:51, archived)
# That is
100% LIE!!!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# tis not!*



*May be 100% a lie
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# You told me this your self!
you did!!!!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# I did no such thing!*



*that could also be a lie.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:57, archived)
# Did too! Then you said I had a really mean personality*
and that my pants were too big.*


*may not be true
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Did not!
I've never seen your pants. on purpose
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:06, archived)
# You've been looking at the webcams
put secretely in my house by Reverend Dan*, haven't you?




*Reverend Dan is the ONLY b3tan who knows my true identity
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:10, archived)
# la la lala
I'll never tell!!!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Ya don't have to...
I can ask the Rev...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Well
ya got me there.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:28, archived)
# to fix his little red wagon
you could pick up on him... ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:59, archived)
# I would
but he is in California, I am in Kentucky.
If I could get to California, I'd first kick guy #1's ass first, then get to shaggin.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:06, archived)
# He's out here?
lemme at him.. I'll kick his ass.

Guys are afraid of me*


*may not be true
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Well he's
in San Francisco, at Travis AFB
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:20, archived)
# THat is so close to me*...


*is nowhere NEAR me
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:22, archived)
# Nearer you
than me.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:28, archived)
# sorry bout last night
internet stalkers have made me very nervous

/relurk
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# no, 'twas me who should be sorry...
just wooing on you and it got picked up like stalking...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:57, archived)
# it's ok
it was a bit strong though

:)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Really?
Sorry bout that. 'twasn't meant to be.

But enuff of this unpleasantness... b3ta HO!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:06, archived)
# hahaha
now I know you're joking, you can say pretty much whatever you want :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:10, archived)
# Joking about what?
I never joke here Ma'am. This here's a serious site.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:11, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Well apparently
he loves me, but can't be in a romantic relationship, just a friendship. That and he says he needs to figure out a direction for his life.

So, I fart in his general direction.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:52, archived)
# WHat a stupid cow of a man...
F Him. Gotta be plenny of willing meatsickles there.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Well, I'm
trying to line them up.
Get me a list to pick from.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Uhh...
I'm here.. you're there.. and the only East Coast guys I know are all b3tans. NARF!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:58, archived)
# .
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Prof is sooo helpfull and fluffy
thankee...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:01, archived)
# That am pretty nice!
Cool...lemme see...who lives close...hehehe
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:30, archived)
# While you write?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:42, archived)
# well..
YEAH!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:44, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Speaking of yay!
I just finished the space man game from m3ss3ng3r! Took me forever!!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:36, archived)
# woo! i like crochety giant bee
and now i sleep too, for i must awaken early and wear a suit (hippy in a suit! hippy in a suit!)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:28, archived)
# yay for hippies in suits!
take pictures or else we'll 'shop you one!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:29, archived)
# woo
for shopping spacefish!


will you also be making more bunnies?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:31, archived)
# err i dunno
bunny was hard. and frustrating. Pixel might be a one off due to my crapness at making bunnies (first attempt was a nonpixel bunny for my niece linky)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:36, archived)
# cool
now I've actually looked at the bees... did you know someone used a load of them to make nohands a giant moustache for the compo? I'll see if I can find it in the spazz!

bingo: www.b3ta.com/board/1532086
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Perfect image to bow out to
g'night loons. Perchance we shall converse 'pon the 'morrow?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:34, archived)
# I'll animate this tomorrow
but I just knocked this one off after seeing the bandwagon roll by again...

when I then saw the phrase "for Kaiser", I really expected to see this load up!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:22, archived)
# when i saw that pic
i thought it *was* kaiser's
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:23, archived)
# I'd not be suprised
if it's been done, but I did just do this one all on my ownsome...

tomorrow I'll animate it, and make a template with no heads - although I'm sure that's been done too.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:25, archived)
# thats bulbtastic
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:24, archived)
# aaaaawwww
jæj!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:25, archived)
# you and your gobbledeegook
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:26, archived)
# ???
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:30, archived)
# you spelt it wrong
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:31, archived)
# no, he spelt it
g-o-b-oh, never mind.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:33, archived)
# I didn't do it!
8(
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:33, archived)
# no, it is spelt
'i t'
ahahaha.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:40, archived)
# how did you get that picture of me?
taken last week
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:47, archived)
# he didn't even put the word in...
...oh never mind...I can't be bothered anymore:)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:42, archived)
# mmmmm
bulbs.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:26, archived)
# greetings
oh unspecified one...

still happy for no adequately explainable reason? :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:28, archived)
# yes
and getting more unspecified...er happy by the second.


There are adequate ways to specify my reason but there are reasons I can't specify... ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:35, archived)
# it all sounds
deliciously mysterious...

being happy am woo ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:37, archived)
# ha
;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Christ!
i've seen more life in the Thames than ive seen on this bored board all-night!

pea-roast -- b3ta.com/board/1543927
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# yes
but you're one of the kray twins.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:18, archived)
# that was yesterday
no more fishy business please
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:22, archived)
# wank on your hand...
then you'll have a decent benchmark

heheh
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:19, archived)
# if yuo lie on your cock so you cut the blood supply off
it feels like you're wanking someone else!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:20, archived)
# that is wrong on SO many levels!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:21, archived)
# largely on the spelling of 'you'
christ, i think it's bed-time...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Nevertheless
I am doing it as I type this.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:22, archived)
# I really didn't need
to know that... but how do you know that?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:22, archived)
# hugo told me.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:23, archived)
# works better
if you sit on your hand - otherwise you can't feel the sensations in your cock...

allegedly
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:24, archived)
# well maybe next time i'll try it your way.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:25, archived)
# did you come on your chopper?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:25, archived)
# I'll see your repost
and raise you one.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:22, archived)
# and raised yet again
although I can hardly compete with S.E.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:25, archived)
# grinding my nuts
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:27, archived)
# absolutely*





*scoopzilla may not actually want to grind SE's nuts
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:31, archived)
# It's not loading.
...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Oh, never mind.
It's just taking a bit.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:22, archived)
# is that better?
/moved to faster server
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Ah!
Woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:27, archived)
# This bit
worries me.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:28, archived)
# heheheheh
coffee meets monitor...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Fuck it


Sod doing clever stuff in flash, I'll save it for my birthday. At least I can post at work tomorrow without wasting a couple of frames.

I love this place :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# i make that
your 5999th.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# oh, and fuck me
but did my 9000th fly past?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# and therein lies the rub
woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:19, archived)
# hazzah to you mr moore.
regained the power of walking yet?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:20, archived)
# funnily enough, no
I've seriously hurt some inner part of my body. My inability to walk (after Collide-a-scope this is) may not have been entirely booze related.

The bit between Wetherspoons and there however, is a different matter.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:22, archived)
# what's collide-o-scope?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:23, archived)
# oh
was that the name of the club?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:24, archived)
# of the night
rather than the club
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:25, archived)
# i genuinely have very little recollection of the evening.
possibly just as well.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:26, archived)
# the trouser swapping with pixelchimp
just a blur then?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:29, archived)
# it flys by
thanks to the velcro.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:31, archived)
# maybe
but then I might have made it up.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:25, archived)
# it's the b3tan strip show venue
of course ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:25, archived)
# did i see robbie coltrane there?
congratulations

however there is no mountain ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Woo!
Congrats :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:18, archived)
# : woo
to you SM
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:18, archived)
# woo!
hurrah!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:20, archived)
# I feel like a noob now.


I'm just about to post my 1000th further up the page.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:50, archived)
# i used a generator


nb: this isn't supposed to be poking fun, i just wanted to do the pun, okay?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# he looks piste
off
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:08, archived)
# g'nite
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:10, archived)
# heheheh
"Good", "Fair" and "b3tans" in one sentence..

Never thought I'd see it :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:13, archived)
# wonders will never cease or desist
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:15, archived)
# me leave b3ta now...
forever..

bya all was nice knowing you
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# see ya tomorrow then....
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:18, archived)
# really? it's the word Fair?
I thought the 'air' bit was a line drawing of the poster for Secretary
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:16, archived)
# stop being talented.
Fucktard.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:09, archived)
# van de



arf!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I can't ski uphill.
:-(


Woo!
Yay!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:12, archived)
# As long...
...as you can garden uphill, that's OK.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:15, archived)
# are you
willing to teach him?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Groan.
I walked into that one..
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# is that robbie coltrane?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Where's B3tans!


clicky for legible/visible

i spent far too long on this...

bonus points for finding AND naming all the hidden b3tans
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Beautiful!
*clap clap*

Big woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# why thank you!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:08, archived)
# PIXELBUNNY!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# goat and torn kittie
give me £5
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:25, archived)
# keep looking


hint: theres 5 in total
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:26, archived)
# wooo
sorry i've only just seen it.
woo to you
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:27, archived)
# *sigh*


...I've actually resorted to putting a robot inside a kitten.

*sigh*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# i'm telling you
next it's tennant's super and swearing at 8am on sauchiehall st...

(woo and yay!)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Why...
...is that kind of thing bad?

*worried*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# only if you've not been drinking and swearing
all night.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# what have i done
to deserve this?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:13, archived)
# what have i
what have i

what have i done to deserve this?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:15, archived)
# oh
sorry, i thought you said neil tennant's super and swearing at 8am on sauchiehall st... :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Oh, Bob!
it'll be OK in the end, you know
woo yay!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# beep!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:08, archived)
# very very woo.
but my mouse controlled kitten will DESTROY him
once he flashes the BIOS and gets some new drivers
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:09, archived)
# And on that repostulizationism
I bid you goodnight :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:16, archived)
# ou ou ou
how much is a cat upgrade like that
woo
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:13, archived)
# For The Kaiser
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:00, archived)
# jæææææj!
8D
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Night
Night
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# That was a bit...
...self indulgent was it not?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# e-mail spam
Dear Sir/Madam,

I visited www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk and found it is a thoughtfully designed site with much helpful information but poorly listed on some major search engines and directories.

I wonder what they expect it to be listed under???
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:11, archived)
# You know...
...there are some poeple that will list you with search engines and generate traffic to your site.

I believe you may have to pay a fee for this service though.

It must be a good idea though as I receive many unsolicited emails from them all the time.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:14, archived)
# what makes me wonder is how they can guarantee EVERYONE
high ranking in the search engines.

They compete with themself as well as all the other companies doing the same thing for the same 10 or 20 places.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:21, archived)
# what
did he do?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:11, archived)
# He finished the m3tatween
and didn't tell anyone
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:12, archived)
# nice username :)
uh oh, NAKED TIME IS OVER. CLOTHES ON EVERYONE!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Professor,
why did you just post a lot of blank space?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# it was
in me,
and it had to come out
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:11, archived)
# I bet
that's what you tell all the girls you smooth talker.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:14, archived)
# but he pays for the dry cleaning
so it's fair enough.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:16, archived)
# she looks turned on
must be an exhibitionist
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:03, archived)
# ha ha!
woo!


right kids, im off to bed. Goodnight to everyone, except martian. I hope you have a shit night. I hope you get in bed and find out that some mice have secretly left a bear trap in it, and you trap your arse and get chlamydia from fucking goats. Other than that. night all.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:03, archived)
# hmmm...
that would explain why mrs martian is screaming...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# theres a MRS martian?
Kinell, I thought you were gay!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# so did she.
man was she surprised.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# his picture is next to that word
in the dictionary, certainly.

Maybe its the "noddy" gay?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# and your picture is next to the word 'cunt'.
we should get together and sue them for using our images without permission.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:10, archived)
# yeah..
fuck the fucking fuckers!

fuckwads, to a man.

I mean, if I were to make a dictionary I woulda put pictures in yeah?

"b"
"brea"
"Breasts" [pic]
mmmmmmmm
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:12, archived)
# i would have put one in next to 'cunt'
but not one of you.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:14, archived)
# You need to keep it simple..
so people like yerself can understand..

otherwise whats the point?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:16, archived)
#





dunno...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:16, archived)
# me
























neever
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# night ya purple haird oirish loon ya
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# You.
Have.
Purle. purple, i meant purple!!!
Hair.
And.
Youre?
Irish?

UBER WOO!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:08, archived)
# wooyay,
is reverend dan about i made him a new woo yay
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:03, archived)
# it animates
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I love you
'cause you're very mature for your age
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# 7?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:18, archived)
# hmm
                                                    
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# oh thanks :)
works better when i line it up
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# woo
he he he he
yay
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Woosome
..how dare they run a cat story without a picture of said cat!
shoddy bloody gutter journos.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Well,



PS - I did this with an ASCII generator.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)
# ahahahahah night
I'm off too.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Me too
night night
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:59, archived)
# nighty night
you cheeky otters.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:59, archived)
# We're going to bed together
/lie
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:00, archived)
# speak for yourself
im off as well

nn people

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Night all
I'm off too.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# < night
all
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:01, archived)
# i'm off to your bed too
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:02, archived)
# bed to me off also.....
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:03, archived)
# or 100 yards from pep's bed.
remember the restraining order.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:03, archived)
# oh yes.
but the video cameras will give me all i need
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Looked out of my window



and regretted drinking that clear liquid i found in an old jam jar.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:55, archived)
# was it....
a ghost in a jar?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:55, archived)
# i was painting a dry cleaners once
picked up what i thought was my glass of water
turned out to be dry cleaning fluid......

i was VERY violently sick
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)
# ewww
i bet : (
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)
# never even swallowed it
just got it in my mouth and spat it out
(shut it berk :D)
spent the next 2 days throwing up
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:59, archived)
# magic mushroom
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Itsa me! Mario!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Wa Wa Wa Wa! Wario!
he's my favourite
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Ahhh
paint thinner and rye, my favourite.

woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:58, archived)
# hey you
I told you not to drink my medicine
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:00, archived)
# you see
purple mushrooms too? i thought i was the only one.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:01, archived)
# sk8 euros
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Woo
Yay.
And a Eurohoopla.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:54, archived)
# magnificent.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:55, archived)
# that's fantastisk!!!
jæææææj!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:55, archived)
# fabulous!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)
# that's a woo and a yay
in real money.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Good stuff
ps - how long does it take you to make an anim like that ?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)
# woosome!
puts my sk8r koi to shame
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:58, archived)
# that needs animating dudette
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:00, archived)
# can't be arsed dude
I'm like, so lazy, dude
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:01, archived)
# hush wench
/end
runs
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:58, archived)
# inspired!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:59, archived)
# woo...
that's fab :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:02, archived)
# excellent:)
woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Tis a mighty spliff.
Woo! Yay!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:53, archived)
# HA!
that's very good sir!
are those just randoms?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:54, archived)
# yup
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:54, archived)
# they look hardcore
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:55, archived)
# the girl looks hardcore
the boy with the spider on his head just looks stoned.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)
# that's
a boy?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:59, archived)
# They're so hardcore
they don't even need porn.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)
# The bird looks like
Katie Puckrick.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:57, archived)
# you will never geta toke off that now
its got a whole in it
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
woo
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:54, archived)
# wood?
woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:54, archived)
# huh?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)
# sorry.
what's the name of the artist? for some reason 'wood' stuck in my head...

it's not him, is it?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Edward Hopper
edit: Grant Wood
(I've always thought it was Edward Hopper)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:59, archived)
# google says
grant wood
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Yeah
okay, so I couldn't remember either!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Nope
Grant Wood, 1930.
Harris bronze medal at the Art Institute of Chicago, etc., etc.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:00, archived)
# thanks!
*blushing*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# really?
I thought it was Grant Wood
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:01, archived)
# thinking of Norman rockwell perhaps?
and its not him, his name is Grant Wood i think
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:01, archived)
# woo
that one looks like the black muppet from the new series of Muppets they recently did.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:57, archived)
# yay!
fantastic :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:01, archived)
# beguiling!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Press release on Lockheed website..

(sorry about the size)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Wow,
they didn't even wait for the bodies to cool off first.
:D
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:54, archived)
# well
that explains who lockheed martin are :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Have I missed something?
Heard about these a few times today, but a couple of searches came up with nothing
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Agreed
fight the military-industrial-capitalist-cryptofascist complex!

..oh that's right, resistance is futile.

ho hum.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I love it how they have a press release about people getting shot in their plant, and then they have the stock price right under it.
Aw fuck.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i miss photoshopping
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:49, archived)
# ARF!
Aaaaaaaiiii
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:50, archived)
# ayyyyyyyyyy
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Beeeeeeee
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:51, archived)
# seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:51, archived)
# deeeeeeeeeeeeee
jumps on
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:52, archived)
# eee by gum
its the fonz
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:55, archived)
# can someone make a song
like karma chameleon with mother inferior instead, and if they could, could they implement it, and if they could then do it.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:53, archived)
# yes,
most of us could.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:57, archived)
# woo!
dread to think what the lyrics would be!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:59, archived)
# DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT LIKE THAT AGAIN!
It's "Heyyy"
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Yes
good man, a welcome return to photo-altered shenanigans.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:51, archived)

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