Yeah, yeah
I know.
Couldn't quite squeeze in a double pun without it making no sense at all - not that that's a bad thing..
I just spent about an hour updating my site, so all the crap I've done over the last month is now available for your delectation and/or derision.
members.lycos.co.uk/rapitinui/
yay.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:09,
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Couldn't quite squeeze in a double pun without it making no sense at all - not that that's a bad thing..
I just spent about an hour updating my site, so all the crap I've done over the last month is now available for your delectation and/or derision.
members.lycos.co.uk/rapitinui/
yay.
the bits on the right column look like some bizare foreign language
some characters are just rectangles, yet it seems to mnake sense :)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:28,
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Ummm
yeah.
That would be the macrons on the long vowels in Māori words.
It's Unicode so they're supposed to work in different browsers.. does changing your encoding settings help?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:16,
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That would be the macrons on the long vowels in Māori words.
It's Unicode so they're supposed to work in different browsers.. does changing your encoding settings help?
not been about much
due to exploding PC, selling house, buying house n stuff, so here's some hardcore mashporn to keep you happy.
I must sleeeeep
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:01,
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I must sleeeeep
ooh doubleporny
like a pony and vodka?
(edit: ah yes, one is always bigger than t'other :D )
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:05,
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(edit: ah yes, one is always bigger than t'other :D )
we had cheesecake
and rum
it was delightful
we raised a toast in your honour
by putting the tub of margerine under it
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:08,
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it was delightful
we raised a toast in your honour
by putting the tub of margerine under it
How many animals in there?
quite a mish-mash!
Edit: Oh hang on.... just 2 aint it.
yay anyway.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:57,
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Edit: Oh hang on.... just 2 aint it.
yay anyway.
I say Punguin,
Indole Ring says Doguin, I now lean to the later as he's bald as a coot.
The pun/doguin, not Indole Ring ; )
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:21,
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The pun/doguin, not Indole Ring ; )
Now I know who stolen my ring video!
Quick and crap, I just felt we needed a picture up.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:53,
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Quick and crap, I just felt we needed a picture up.
Arf!
that's fantastic!
damn that's a scary movie. Dark Water is better though.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:02,
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damn that's a scary movie. Dark Water is better though.
Off to some more
repost
Got to be up to recieve my big parcel of yarn to make bees /shameless plug.
g'night lovely b3tans.
[edit] go play with the lovely puchi puchi wanko while i'm gone
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:26,
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repost
Got to be up to recieve my big parcel of yarn to make bees /shameless plug.
g'night lovely b3tans.
[edit] go play with the lovely puchi puchi wanko while i'm gone
also Bonsai Kitten
has removed it's infamous image and had a site redesign
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:41,
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Hullo Fjörd...
Whatever became of WorkBoresMe?
Been 'out-tha-loop' for a while...
;)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:30,
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Been 'out-tha-loop' for a while...
;)
I think she finally found her man
and settled down to a job that didn't bore her as much.
She pops in very occasionally to say hello now and then.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:31,
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She pops in very occasionally to say hello now and then.
she pops in from time to time
just to say hi...she's moved in with her man and is in a job that takes up quite a bit of time and can't really surf either.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:34,
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oh jah
they moved in together.. the whole 9 yards. Boredom is not her biggest concern anymore.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:35,
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I do
and some internet porn along with pictures so generously donated to me by friendly *people.
*HA! You thought I was going to say 'b3tans didn't you?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:50,
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*HA! You thought I was going to say 'b3tans didn't you?
what happened to your returning man
did he end up bring his boyfriend home, as was predicted?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:46,
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Oh crap...
a story's a brewin'
Let's have it.. then I'll waste a thread with my awful blind date experience.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:49,
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Let's have it.. then I'll waste a thread with my awful blind date experience.
Male b3tans...
do NOT pick up on female b3tans...
'tis nature's law.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:51,
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'tis nature's law.
Did too! Then you said I had a really mean personality*
and that my pants were too big.*
*may not be true
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:59,
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*may not be true
You've been looking at the webcams
put secretely in my house by Reverend Dan*, haven't you?
*Reverend Dan is the ONLY b3tan who knows my true identity
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:10,
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*Reverend Dan is the ONLY b3tan who knows my true identity
I would
but he is in California, I am in Kentucky.
If I could get to California, I'd first kick guy #1's ass first, then get to shaggin.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:06,
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If I could get to California, I'd first kick guy #1's ass first, then get to shaggin.
He's out here?
lemme at him.. I'll kick his ass.
Guys are afraid of me*
*may not be true
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:08,
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Guys are afraid of me*
*may not be true
sorry bout last night
internet stalkers have made me very nervous
/relurk
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:55,
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/relurk
no, 'twas me who should be sorry...
just wooing on you and it got picked up like stalking...
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:57,
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Really?
Sorry bout that. 'twasn't meant to be.
But enuff of this unpleasantness... b3ta HO!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:06,
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But enuff of this unpleasantness... b3ta HO!
hahaha
now I know you're joking, you can say pretty much whatever you want :)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:10,
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Joking about what?
I never joke here Ma'am. This here's a serious site.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:11,
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Well apparently
he loves me, but can't be in a romantic relationship, just a friendship. That and he says he needs to figure out a direction for his life.
So, I fart in his general direction.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:52,
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So, I fart in his general direction.
WHat a stupid cow of a man...
F Him. Gotta be plenny of willing meatsickles there.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:55,
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Uhh...
I'm here.. you're there.. and the only East Coast guys I know are all b3tans. NARF!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:58,
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That am pretty nice!
Cool...lemme see...who lives close...hehehe
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:30,
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Speaking of yay!
I just finished the space man game from m3ss3ng3r! Took me forever!!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:36,
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woo! i like crochety giant bee
and now i sleep too, for i must awaken early and wear a suit (hippy in a suit! hippy in a suit!)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:28,
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yay for hippies in suits!
take pictures or else we'll 'shop you one!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:29,
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woo
for shopping spacefish!
will you also be making more bunnies?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:31,
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will you also be making more bunnies?
err i dunno
bunny was hard. and frustrating. Pixel might be a one off due to my crapness at making bunnies (first attempt was a nonpixel bunny for my niece linky)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:36,
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cool
now I've actually looked at the bees... did you know someone used a load of them to make nohands a giant moustache for the compo? I'll see if I can find it in the spazz!
bingo: www.b3ta.com/board/1532086
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:38,
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bingo: www.b3ta.com/board/1532086
Perfect image to bow out to
g'night loons. Perchance we shall converse 'pon the 'morrow?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:34,
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I'll animate this tomorrow
but I just knocked this one off after seeing the bandwagon roll by again...
when I then saw the phrase "for Kaiser", I really expected to see this load up!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:22,
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when I then saw the phrase "for Kaiser", I really expected to see this load up!
I'd not be suprised
if it's been done, but I did just do this one all on my ownsome...
tomorrow I'll animate it, and make a template with no heads - although I'm sure that's been done too.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:25,
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tomorrow I'll animate it, and make a template with no heads - although I'm sure that's been done too.
he didn't even put the word in...
...oh never mind...I can't be bothered anymore:)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:42,
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greetings
oh unspecified one...
still happy for no adequately explainable reason? :)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:28,
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still happy for no adequately explainable reason? :)
yes
and getting more unspecified...er happy by the second.
There are adequate ways to specify my reason but there are reasons I can't specify... ;)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:35,
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There are adequate ways to specify my reason but there are reasons I can't specify... ;)
Christ!
i've seen more life in the Thames than ive seen on this bored board all-night!
pea-roast -- b3ta.com/board/1543927
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:17,
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pea-roast -- b3ta.com/board/1543927
if yuo lie on your cock so you cut the blood supply off
it feels like you're wanking someone else!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:20,
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largely on the spelling of 'you'
christ, i think it's bed-time...
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:22,
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works better
if you sit on your hand - otherwise you can't feel the sensations in your cock...
allegedly
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:24,
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allegedly
absolutely*
*scoopzilla may not actually want to grind SE's nuts
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:31,
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*scoopzilla may not actually want to grind SE's nuts
Fuck it
Sod doing clever stuff in flash, I'll save it for my birthday. At least I can post at work tomorrow without wasting a couple of frames.
I love this place :)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:17,
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Sod doing clever stuff in flash, I'll save it for my birthday. At least I can post at work tomorrow without wasting a couple of frames.
I love this place :)
funnily enough, no
I've seriously hurt some inner part of my body. My inability to walk (after Collide-a-scope this is) may not have been entirely booze related.
The bit between Wetherspoons and there however, is a different matter.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:22,
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The bit between Wetherspoons and there however, is a different matter.
i genuinely have very little recollection of the evening.
possibly just as well.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:26,
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did i see robbie coltrane there?
congratulations
however there is no mountain ;)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:18,
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however there is no mountain ;)
I feel like a noob now.
I'm just about to post my 1000th further up the page.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:50,
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I'm just about to post my 1000th further up the page.
i used a generator
nb: this isn't supposed to be poking fun, i just wanted to do the pun, okay?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:07,
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nb: this isn't supposed to be poking fun, i just wanted to do the pun, okay?
heheheh
"Good", "Fair" and "b3tans" in one sentence..
Never thought I'd see it :)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:13,
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Never thought I'd see it :)
really? it's the word Fair?
I thought the 'air' bit was a line drawing of the poster for Secretary
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:16,
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*sigh*
...I've actually resorted to putting a robot inside a kitten.
*sigh*
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:05,
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...I've actually resorted to putting a robot inside a kitten.
*sigh*
i'm telling you
next it's tennant's super and swearing at 8am on sauchiehall st...
(woo and yay!)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06,
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(woo and yay!)
oh
sorry, i thought you said neil tennant's super and swearing at 8am on sauchiehall st... :)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:19,
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very very woo.
but my mouse controlled kitten will DESTROY him
once he flashes the BIOS and gets some new drivers
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:09,
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once he flashes the BIOS and gets some new drivers
e-mail spam
Dear Sir/Madam,
I visited www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk and found it is a thoughtfully designed site with much helpful information but poorly listed on some major search engines and directories.
I wonder what they expect it to be listed under???
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:11,
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I visited www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk and found it is a thoughtfully designed site with much helpful information but poorly listed on some major search engines and directories.
I wonder what they expect it to be listed under???
You know...
...there are some poeple that will list you with search engines and generate traffic to your site.
I believe you may have to pay a fee for this service though.
It must be a good idea though as I receive many unsolicited emails from them all the time.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:14,
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I believe you may have to pay a fee for this service though.
It must be a good idea though as I receive many unsolicited emails from them all the time.
what makes me wonder is how they can guarantee EVERYONE
high ranking in the search engines.
They compete with themself as well as all the other companies doing the same thing for the same 10 or 20 places.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:21,
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They compete with themself as well as all the other companies doing the same thing for the same 10 or 20 places.
nice username :)
uh oh, NAKED TIME IS OVER. CLOTHES ON EVERYONE!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06,
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ha ha!
woo!
right kids, im off to bed. Goodnight to everyone, except martian. I hope you have a shit night. I hope you get in bed and find out that some mice have secretly left a bear trap in it, and you trap your arse and get chlamydia from fucking goats. Other than that. night all.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:03,
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right kids, im off to bed. Goodnight to everyone, except martian. I hope you have a shit night. I hope you get in bed and find out that some mice have secretly left a bear trap in it, and you trap your arse and get chlamydia from fucking goats. Other than that. night all.
his picture is next to that word
in the dictionary, certainly.
Maybe its the "noddy" gay?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:07,
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Maybe its the "noddy" gay?
and your picture is next to the word 'cunt'.
we should get together and sue them for using our images without permission.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:10,
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yeah..
fuck the fucking fuckers!
fuckwads, to a man.
I mean, if I were to make a dictionary I woulda put pictures in yeah?
"b"
"brea"
"Breasts" [pic]
mmmmmmmm
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:12,
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fuckwads, to a man.
I mean, if I were to make a dictionary I woulda put pictures in yeah?
"b"
"brea"
"Breasts" [pic]
mmmmmmmm
You need to keep it simple..
so people like yerself can understand..
otherwise whats the point?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:16,
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otherwise whats the point?
You.
Have.
Purle. purple, i meant purple!!!
Hair.
And.
Youre?
Irish?
UBER WOO!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:08,
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Purle. purple, i meant purple!!!
Hair.
And.
Youre?
Irish?
UBER WOO!
Woosome
..how dare they run a cat story without a picture of said cat!
shoddy bloody gutter journos.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:07,
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shoddy bloody gutter journos.
Looked out of my window
and regretted drinking that clear liquid i found in an old jam jar.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:55,
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and regretted drinking that clear liquid i found in an old jam jar.
i was painting a dry cleaners once
picked up what i thought was my glass of water
turned out to be dry cleaning fluid......
i was VERY violently sick
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56,
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turned out to be dry cleaning fluid......
i was VERY violently sick
never even swallowed it
just got it in my mouth and spat it out
(shut it berk :D)
spent the next 2 days throwing up
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:59,
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(shut it berk :D)
spent the next 2 days throwing up
Good stuff
ps - how long does it take you to make an anim like that ?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56,
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the girl looks hardcore
the boy with the spider on his head just looks stoned.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56,
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sorry.
what's the name of the artist? for some reason 'wood' stuck in my head...
it's not him, is it?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:57,
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it's not him, is it?
Edward Hopper
edit: Grant Wood
(I've always thought it was Edward Hopper)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:59,
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(I've always thought it was Edward Hopper)
Nope
Grant Wood, 1930.
Harris bronze medal at the Art Institute of Chicago, etc., etc.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:00,
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Harris bronze medal at the Art Institute of Chicago, etc., etc.
thinking of Norman rockwell perhaps?
and its not him, his name is Grant Wood i think
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:01,
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woo
that one looks like the black muppet from the new series of Muppets they recently did.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:57,
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Have I missed something?
Heard about these a few times today, but a couple of searches came up with nothing
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:55,
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Agreed
fight the military-industrial-capitalist-cryptofascist complex!
..oh that's right, resistance is futile.
ho hum.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:57,
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..oh that's right, resistance is futile.
ho hum.
I love it how they have a press release about people getting shot in their plant, and then they have the stock price right under it.
Aw fuck.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:59,
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can someone make a song
like karma chameleon with mother inferior instead, and if they could, could they implement it, and if they could then do it.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:53,
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