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# Ice cream please


with hundred and thousands...

no more ice cream jokes from me
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:03, archived)
# promise?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:04, archived)
# yes
promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:05, archived)
# cross your heart and hope to die?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:08, archived)
# stick
a needle in my eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# ok!
*poink!*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:20, archived)
# ooooh!
now normally ice cream is wonderful on it's own, but that's the kind of ice cream i could fall in love with = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:08, archived)
# I don't know,
the exchange rate is awful at the moment. :)

Woo to sticky money!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Hahah
I rather like that :) It's made me want ice cream though...
Right, I'm off to do some coursework, have a fry up and try to offend the builders currently doing our extension. Tata!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:10, archived)
# don't offend builders
or they'll take a dump in your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Doesn't bother me
the extention's pretty ugly anyway. Bye
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Hee hee - I likes it!
Cortalux

Please calm down, we weren't offended by your movie. Okay some people didn't like it and said so, but I'm sorry - shit happens.

Now hang around for a little while get to know the way of the board, reply to the posts you like even and you'll soon find us to be lovely and fluffy.

Just please stop threadwasting and deleting them straightaway, otherwise people will just get pissed off and no-one will want to help you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:11, archived)
# you're wasting your time...
summer holidays are upon us
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:12, archived)
# I know
but I'm determined not to get pissed off by the first troll that turns up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:14, archived)
# I will try to follow your
wise example.
Stay calm, ignore the little trolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Tis hard work.
Of course, eventually they'll just drive me away and I might actually get on with some proper work...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# let's not be hasty
about things
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Well
either that or just go looking for a better job.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# you just ruined my day
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:15, archived)
# reply wasting cunt
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Thinking of ice creams
would you believe that not even Tescos sells Zooms anymore..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:13, archived)
# i tried for ages yesterday
to find a pic of a zoom lolly, but gave up eventually
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:14, archived)
# I
got you one !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:16, archived)
# didn't know you where here
but yes, you did. Would have made my story less relevant, see.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:17, archived)
# I apologise
for pissing on your chips then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:19, archived)
# lol
consider my chips urine-free
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:21, archived)
# I deliberately looked for you yesterday
(any excuse to buy lollies), but almost broke down into tears in the middle of the freezer section.
Fortunately they still have a good supply of FABs!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:16, archived)
# fabs are excellent
anybody had a maxibon?

they're lovely, but without the nostalgia factor
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I bet you can get them
from the ice-cream van that comes round my way. I don't think it's bought any new stock since 1973.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:15, archived)
# the icecream van around our way
only sells dodgy cigarettes!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:15, archived)
# what as in *ahem* 'dodgy' cigarettes like
african woodbines?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:16, archived)
# best
one was when I stayed with a mates relatives up in Scoatland , like a mobile corner shop it was , even did videos !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:17, archived)
# and no doubt it also sold...
hardcore porn & smack!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# swap you
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:17, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:03, archived)
# heehee!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:04, archived)
# hoho !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:05, archived)
# huhu!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:05, archived)
# grunt
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:08, archived)
# tehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Blogger Pro....
Anyone else use blogger pro ?

Is it standard for them to ignore help
requests ?

I've been waiting over 2 months... Waste of
bloody money... gr....
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:00, archived)
# waste of threads....grrr
=8.)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)
# This thread would have been so much better
if everyone had just ignored him. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Its more of a friendly warning....
Avoid blogger pro its shoite
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:07, archived)
# just avoid blogging in general
it's crap
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:10, archived)
# yup
most peoples lives aren't all that exciting, and those that do have exciting lives, often lack the literacy to express the excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:13, archived)
# blimey!
such fine philosophy so early in the day!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:16, archived)
# I would think it probably is
I've never encountered a service that did good support via e-mail. If they don't have a support telephone line, I don't expect anything.

You could try the forums though, they're quite comprehensive.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha!
you paid for it? hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)
# awwww *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:55, archived)
# you're
making that poor dog blush!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Puppy
love !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:56, archived)
# stop trying to milk that poodle!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:56, archived)
# may i congratulate you
on such a silly looking dog?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:56, archived)
# lmao!
its not mine! I would never get a poodle
its my friends dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:57, archived)
# poodles are ugly fuckers
do the world a favour and shoot it now!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:57, archived)
# ahaha
true.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# i would
but.. it´s in sweden now.
I just came home from sweden yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# My poodle
Is lovely....

(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:09, archived)
# hehe
that's lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:57, archived)
# did it
eat your apostrophe key?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:57, archived)
# my what?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:01, archived)
# heh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Is that your dog?
He looks like Roly off Eastenders ;)

Good hugging action. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:56, archived)
# not mine
friends dog
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# That dog appears to be getting an erection.
Morning everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Morning
have you been away? It was lovely and peaceful last week.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Yes. I was holidaying in Barcelona and Valencia.
It was hot, sunny, the food and drink were fantastic and I had lots of sex.

Now I'm back in England.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:00, archived)
# HEY!
why didnt you visit me!?
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I can just picture the scene: me to Mrs Baz.
"Yes, dear, I'm just off to visit a Swedish girl I met on an internet messageboard. Oh, I see."
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:07, archived)
# yeah? so?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# ah yes
how was it? Barca is ace, 100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Um.
"It was hot, sunny, the food and drink were fantastic and I had lots of sex."

I like these things, so it was very very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:06, archived)
# The Heimlich Manouevre
was invented by a lovesick poodle, who then swallowed stuff whenever it felt lonely

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# The eyes
the glowing eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:04, archived)
# .

lo all.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:52, archived)
# MORNING!
that finally shocked me awake. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:53, archived)
# GOOD MORNING!
i am off to belfast today, to get hugs and to spend the weekend in a tent outside dublin. what's everyone else doing today?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Working
sleeping, and wondering what the hell I've done to my back.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:55, archived)
# I'm
in work eating mini-cookies
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:55, archived)
# lucky you,.,.,.
is that how they pay you?
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:07, archived)
# if it
was then I'm well overpaid I'll tell you !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:08, archived)
# you could be lucky..
investors are buying mini-cookies here. I read they're worth more the dollar..
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Surely there are more modern alternatives
to the traditional seige? What're you doing that for?
I'm staying at home today because I feel ill and will get far more coursework done this way. And I'll be able to make a fry up too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:55, archived)
# nah
i'm off to witnness
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:57, archived)
# wow.
lucky you. great line up.

i'm off to the big chill in a few weeks. can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:10, archived)
# being at work
thanks for asking. ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:56, archived)
# WANKING!
WANKING HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:56, archived)
# i should have guessed
= )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# ; )
well im at work, what else do you expect me to do? :P
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I'll be regretting
letting my girlfriend sign me up for the Nike 10k run.

I'll also be being in pain after last nights training as my poor fat pasty body isnt used to running 3 miles then doing weights.

I hurt. Lots. and I've got to go rock climbing on Thursday for extra muscle pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Ooh has it started again.
I bet I've missed the sign up haven't I? Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Nah
Still plenty of time to sign up, they've only just started advertising it really.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Ah I see.
Registration is on the 21st July. Must try and get in properly this time - last time I went for the training run route and ended up doing 5 runs in 4 days. Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Heh
The missus stuck a huge training time table on the fridge & took me shopping to get some weights.

As a hint; If you buy a 30kg set of weights, make sure you have a car handy & dont have to carry it the 1/2 mile home, especially if you popped into the shop straight after doing a run.

I hurt. lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:28, archived)
# running is bad
mkay?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:11, archived)
# ive got a headache:(
and it is in no way drink induced. Ive had it for a couple of days now. Im hoping it will get worse, so i can go home:(

have a nice time in Belfast/Dublin!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:03, archived)
# yay
tumors !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Give it to me straight,
dont pull any punches!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:09, archived)
# hehehe !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:10, archived)
# i had one of those
now they think i might have epilepsy
hope yours gets better soon though
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:10, archived)
# i think my head has turned into a giant
barometer:(
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# just got into work. drinking coffee.
haven't even read a single mail & i'm already logged on here.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:06, archived)
# priorities right
then !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:10, archived)
# MORNING!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Morning Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:54, archived)
# mooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooorning
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:56, archived)
# morning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:56, archived)
# MORNING!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:57, archived)
# The way it should be

Click for full story
It wasn't even any good in my head...
Edit: What's that, Skip? The font on there's gone shite when it's fine on my computer?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:46, archived)
# That
is brilliant, cheered me up no end.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:51, archived)
# wonderful!
and sunshine elephant arrested? hooray for nakedness though!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:52, archived)
# They'll love him on D wing.
Woo! Top comedy piccy.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Hee hee
"Man inventing self-tying shoes found strangled in garage".
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Yup
A tragic example of bitter rivalry in the scientific community.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:54, archived)
# woo!
we need more news like this!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Woo!
Absolute brilliance!
(Burbster is still crap at animating., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Yeah could I have a 99 please



oh and a flake...


/pipbotch
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:38, archived)
# i still would
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:40, archived)
# enough to make
my PC freeze
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:43, archived)
# ?
is flake a new word for cocaine or something?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:44, archived)
# with added bolivian marching powder
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:46, archived)
# no
a term for social fools.
'flake' as in
"such a fucking flake, would not be able to tie her own shoe laces if she was allowed any."
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:46, archived)
# news to me...
must only be used by other flakes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:47, archived)
# been there done that?
http://www.livenudecats.com/
(SF, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:35, archived)
# More kitty porn
can be found here (NSFW).

There's even a comic strip.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:38, archived)
# what a great site
what wonderful post modern juxtaposition of small cats and naked ladies
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Kittens and boobies
... it just doesn't get any better than that.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:43, archived)
# *laughing like a loon*
that's the best thing EVER!

The comic that is....
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha!
outrageous!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Blimey
She can lick my pussy anytime!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:44, archived)
# wow!
her tongue's about as long as mine!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:46, archived)
# hehe
you seem to be developing a tongue obsession
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:50, archived)
# not me
tis really just the rest of the board
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:55, archived)
# the rest of the board?
er, who mentioned it? www.b3ta.com/board/1545184
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:13, archived)
# dat funny
too bad they censored the preview pics! I'm over 18 (friggin' DOUBLE that, plus)
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Steady, steady
this is brain surgery, not rocket science.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:30, archived)
# :(
i dont get it.

[edit: sorry, i see it now. i couldnt tell it was a chainsaw because she was holding it by the blade end - woo]
(snitchell, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:31, archived)
# look
they're using a wrench to operate on someones brain
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:33, archived)
# ?
that be a chainsaw sah!

[edit]sorry if your being silly, im being tired
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:33, archived)
# ?
I thought it was a butter knife
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:35, archived)
# it looks like a spatula
with the wreck of a very small bus and car on the end
(psausage76, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:37, archived)
# wrench? wrench?
it's a chain saw.

like the one they used in that singapore hospital the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:34, archived)
# is it?
but he's holding it by the blade, he'll cut himself if he's not careful.

someone had better call a doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Foolish surgeon
shirley he ought to know not to pick it up by the chain..?

Woo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:36, archived)
# she's the nurse
she's passing it to the surgeon.

nurses are not that bright, you shouldn't blame her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:37, archived)
# yeah maybe
but they are darned sexy

I saw some pictures of one taking her work clothes off once?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:49, archived)
# no ne
tld me tht.

*slks*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:38, archived)
# upside down chainsaw methinks
possibly a sthil 340 but maybe a jonsered not sure
edit/ apologises for knowing far too much about chainsaws
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:35, archived)
# close
it's a Dolmar 540.

sale price of $339.95
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:38, archived)
# dolmar ahhh
we stopped using those years ago, mainly cos they're not professional quality saws, more for your occassional user, mainly I use husqvarna 346, sometimes a245 for small stuff, one guy has a hot saw driven by a yamaha 350 trial bike engine
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:41, archived)
# your power tools knowledge
fills me with fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:10, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Beta olympics
25-meter wanking champion
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
he looks like the Hulk too which is ace
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:31, archived)
# I had to
screw around with the hue/saturation to get the tanned bodybuilder arm to match the pasty geek body - you'd be surprised how the tiniest hue change makes it go as green as the Hulk
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:32, archived)
# that's some grip he has too
wallop
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Ah,
a good tip is to flick over to the Channels bit and play with the Hue and Saturation, Lightness and Contrast and Levels on each RGB layer.
Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:37, archived)
# geez
i am ashamed of actually laughing at that. haha

w/y for making me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Feeelleeeep!

king size
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:30, archived)
# looks like
Sargeant Pepper Osbourne!
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:31, archived)
# he got all those medals
for drinking and fighting
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Excellent :)
Much as I love Ozzy, I can't watch the show because it proves they're all wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:29, archived)
# MORNING!
What a marvellous panda!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:32, archived)
# good morning!
that's a cheerful looking panda. hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:48, archived)
# morning !
lovely panda !
Have a Panguin
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# and you sir
have a pandydog
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:16, archived)
# yay !
he's lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Brilliant...
But when will this madness end?
(Socks_of_war, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:27, archived)
# A week tomorrow.
After elevenses.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:28, archived)
# It never ends.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:29, archived)
# boo moo
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:33, archived)
# I was ill yesterday,
but never mind that.
HOW was the holiday? Are you all bronzed and gorgeous...

*turns on cold shower*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:34, archived)
# I did nothing but sunbathe, swim eat tasty food and drink
It was lovely. And I am more bronzed than I have ever been. Which isn't that surprising as I have never really sun-bathed before.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:38, archived)
# have you got sunburned clog marks on your feet?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:39, archived)
# They're fine
I wrapped them in Edam
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:47, archived)
# I agree
this threadwasting madness is madness itself
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:29, archived)
# The madness feeds more madness
and the circle is complete....

MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:31, archived)
# when people press reply instead of new message
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:29, archived)
# approximately
half past two
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:29, archived)
# at half past three
everything stops for tea
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:33, archived)
# except me
i wait til ten past four
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:36, archived)
# you would have to be difficult
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:37, archived)
# thirty thirteen past
eleventy o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:39, archived)
# just went through my garden
and the laurels are in full bloom
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:26, archived)
# a hardy perrenial
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:27, archived)
# both those puns
are starting to hurt.

ow!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:28, archived)
# feel the pain
feel the pain
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:29, archived)
# yes
somebody open a window
(lib319, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:39, archived)
# you took the mirds right out of my wouth
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:29, archived)
# ow!
those puns are painful!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:30, archived)
# I'm really very, very sorry
... but I had to get this damn image out of my head before I tore out my own eyeballs.


* hangs his head in shame and slinks back under the rock from whence he crawled *
(I helped save b3ta! Young Master Ploppy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:20, archived)
# ahahahaa
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:21, archived)
# you'll woo anything goatse!
but it is a rather good image
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:32, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:34, archived)
# hmmmm
more goatse.cx references?

yiyiyiyi!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:21, archived)
# YARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHH!
Bravo you sick sick puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Yarrrrr!
Morning me hearties!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Yaarrrrr
Mornin to ye

/edit Yaarrr
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:27, archived)
# that's no ordinary mooning
woo, I think...
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:25, archived)
# .
urgh you sick bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:25, archived)
# A repost opportunity
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:27, archived)
# bleurgh
It makes me feel worse and worse every time I see anything like goatse.

*gags*
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:30, archived)
# i makes me feel sick
when people use goatse's hands.

as you know they have been looking at the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:32, archived)
# thanks
you have just doubled the pain

*wilts*
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:36, archived)
# its the lube on his
hands that makes me feel queasy:(
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Bluuuuggghhhhhhhh!!!!
feeling queasey...




blurrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:40, archived)
# oh don't do that
you're making me feel sick now

*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:46, archived)
# You sure that's lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:49, archived)
# ayup
ayup
(hownowbrowncow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:51, archived)
# I thought that
how can anyone bear it long enough to cut the hands out.

*retch*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:40, archived)
# 'Ello Petal
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:12, archived)
# ahhh
mwah flutterby
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:13, archived)
# oi loikes tha' oi does
apoogies for jedthrack, but what is the definition of glasscock? i've asked a couple times before, only to be ignored*sighs*

morning all *blinks* i'm off to bed
(Squidge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:16, archived)
#
www.flibz.com/m2.5/DICTIONARY.CFM?l=G
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:17, archived)
# *blinks*
Error Occurred While Processing Request
Error Diagnostic Information

An error occurred while evaluating the expression:


cookie.id eq 1



Error near line 36, column 16.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Error resolving parameter COOKIE.ID


The cookie value ID was not found in the current template file. The cause of this error is very likely one of the following things:


The name of the cookie variable has been misspelled.
The cookie variable has not yet been created or has timed out.
To set default values for cookie variables you should use the CFPARAM tag (e.g. )



The error occurred while processing an element with a general identifier of (CFIF), occupying document position (36:1) to (36:21) in the template file D:\Inetpub\wwwroot\flibz\flibz.com\wwwroot\m2.5\dictionary.cfm.


Date/Time: 07/09/03 02:18:36
Browser: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Remote Address: 80.193.184.48
HTTP Referrer: www.flibz.com/m2.5/DICTIONARY.CFM?l=C
Query String: l=G



(Squidge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:19, archived)
# works fine from here
try logging in to m3ss3ng3er at

www.flibz.com/m2.5

then groping around blindly until you find the dictionary :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:20, archived)
# alternatively
Glass Cock () Noun Add Definition
1 A name given to an image or link that has not been created by a b3tan but has been posted repeatedly
Example:*warning * warning* Glass Cock! or That looks like a Glass Cock to me
2 Originally from a picture of a female golfer winning a trophy and kissing it, taken from an angle that made it appear she was kissing the eponymous article.
Example:you must have seen that glass cock, right? it's been round the world on email thousands of times...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:21, archived)
# You need
to sign up to m3ss3ng3r to read the dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:22, archived)
# or go to
www.flibz.com/dictionary

but you can't add words there...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 7:49, archived)
# ha!
got your ip, prepare to be scanned :P
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:25, archived)
# my definition
of a boombastic bass style
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:18, archived)
# I think the cookie monster
has eaten my cookies
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:18, archived)
# surely
stylee? ;)

Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:19, archived)
# It's something that has been
around the internet a gazillion times* so there's no point posting it here - like the aforementioned picture of a golfing lady kissing her trophy which is amusingly in the shape of a large glass penis.


*thus detracting from its comedic effect
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:18, archived)
# ahhhhhh
thankee very muchly, sir

I may now sleep in the reassurance that I now know what that means. huzzah... I also need to sleep proper hours.. oh well
(Squidge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:20, archived)
# some web link
which turns up on the board with the tedious regularity of an unloved season.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Turtleneck jumpers
are the new glasscock, for instance?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:19, archived)
# this be
a meme that oi missed?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:20, archived)
# or one
that I just made up to confuzxzle people.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:24, archived)
# aaawwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:17, archived)
# nice
noseage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:18, archived)

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