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[challenge entry] Bargain Bucket:
A smash hit!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahaha.
TJ: Anyone have a pic of those Maxim ads that are currently doing the rounds? The "Too embarrassed to..." ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
#
www.maximadverts.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I clicked.
Bugger. I should have kept one of the beer mats for scanning. Tum-te-tum...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
#
viral.lycos.co.uk ?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# ---===_¯_¯_¯Going to hell?_¯_¯_¯===---
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# ...on a jet plane.
 
(Astatine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Fnarr!
Old (crap) joke: What weighs seven pounds and won't be plucked this christmas? John Denver's guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)
#

The granite ring represents unity and continuity whilst the wooden hands are symbolic of mankinds necessity to bond with the environment inorder to survive.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# ew!
i was going to say you should enter that one, but then thought better of it
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# And the stickers?
What are the stickers for?
(buboboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Advertising
?
(Barry Bethal, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Send that one to the Grauniad
and see if they print it.
(Astatine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I fully intend to
although I think the arty explanation needs more work.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Definitely.
Have a look in the Pseud's Corner section of Private Eye for inspiration.
(Astatine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# whatabout
The granite torus represents infinity and the inexorable Universe as revealed by modern physics. The untreated wood hands will quickly become weathered representing mortality, our tenuous grasp of truth and constancy, and fleeting moments of art and beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Ooh!
That's much better than what I've just come up with...

"this mixed media sculpture uses a large imposing granite ring to represent the enduring nature of its surroundings, continuity and unity. The wooden hands holding the ring represent the need for mankind to hold on to its environment whilst being sympathetic to it's natural roots."
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)
# the first one
is a complete load of arty bollocks. Which in this case is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# I think I'm going to go with
The cold, imposing granite torus represents infinity and the inexorable Universe as revealed by modern physics. The untreated wooden hands will quickly become weathered, representing mortality and the conflict between mankinds desire to impose his science on the environment and the need to preserve the past.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# who did the crayon one that went into the paper?
it was in the newsletter, that explanation was rather good.

was it CCC?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# it was BoyT
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# yes, him too
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# *WARNING! MAJOR KARMIC REALIGNMANT IN PROGRESS!*
KITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENSKITTENS fuzzy fluffy cute wittle KITTENS!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# It was only a matter of time I suppose.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# OMG
The horror! When will it end?

(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Just popped in - what's all this plinth business?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# reeeeeeewwwwiiiinnnd!
www.guardian.co.uk/arts/image/0,12073,1006085,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# article in the guardian
they want a design for a thing to go on it
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# plinth plinth
plinth plinth
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)
# EEEEEVIL!
NO NO NO!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Why is that statue holding a big polo?
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Your fukkin sick youfukkin sick bastrd
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# ARGH!
Must... make... something... fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# kittens
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Woo!
can I use PalPay?
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Alright,
I'll have it.
(Astatine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Douglas would have liked that
I'm sure :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# mind piss
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# kinda
But I'm the sort of person who isn't too lazy to type "The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy".

;p
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# i was trying to get it out first
then change it

but then there is the mind piss bit and I forgot
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# he he
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# MIND
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I know a vogon
that might be interested
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# and I thought of HHG too
mainly because of the Altarian Dollars
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# x3
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# yes
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I'll take it!
I can perform hideous genetic experiments on the carbon based life form thingies.
(Angelblood, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I was going to really try and make it look proper period-style...


...but the fuckit-pixie made me lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Is he related to the can'tbearsedi'mcomfyonthesofa fairy?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# yes
I think they are porking each other when not sapping the ambitions of the populace at large.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# That
am Wooperb.

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# like it
'form deep relationships'
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# oof
I should have left some extra space for good suggestions :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# hehehehehe
Finklestein!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# It wasn't an HMS ship
it was a comercial carrier, so it was SS Titanic
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Actually ....
Sorry to be a pedant, but it was RMS Titanic (Royal Mail Steamship)
(nevpugh, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Grab it now.
(buboboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# plinthtastic
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# the
monoplinth

:D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# my god
it's of stars

open the pod bay door hal (etc)
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# i'm sorry dave
i'm afraid i am wanking as I write this
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
star!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Yay!
We need more recursive public monuments.

And fractal ones too!
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# You're still up?
or did you nap?
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Plinth!
Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth! Plinth!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# the ufo
is an apt touch woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# PLINTH!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# spot the differance!!



Yes its the Ears
(Fieldsie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# no
the one on the top is hairier
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Wow,
Has Esther Ranzen had some ops and botox?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# The difference is that
I'd fuck the bottom one.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Carol Boarder-collie-man
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Esther
Ranzen cross bred with Vorderman
(Fieldsie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] They just didn't do their research
(snitchell, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# class
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Noice!
Now go to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Oh yes,
very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
# oi! bovine!
I can't shop your fizzog unless I got a photo of your fizzog...

remember?
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# No,
I'll try and find one.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# or go and find a webcam to stand in front of
it's cheaper and saves on the processing costs at Boots
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Just use a picture
of George Clooney, no-one will notice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I would
George Clooney is nothing to you!
(what's a fizzog?)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# ooooo
that's a bit close to the bone.

very WOO though!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
# It's ok, what's a thalidomide victim going to do?
Hit you?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

Oh dear, shall I book a coach to hell? Or will a minibus do?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I think we're going to need something bigger...
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha
you evil fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# More true true
than funny funny.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# SAVE 20% ON YOUR CHILD'S CLOTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# bwahaha
that's funnier than mine
(snitchell, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Excellent.
When I was a bairn, I had terrible colic, so the doctors gave me some medicine to ease the pain and allow my poor parents to get some rest.

Several years later, the medicine was taken off the market for killing shed loads of babies.

Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] cnutbusters anyone?
Poor shoppage, but best I can do in the office....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# can i rent it from blockbuster video
?
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# .
(kerouac, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# once again redge's bus broke down...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# lovely
and the safest way to look at the bottom of a bus.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Aww! Poor bus!
But at least he has Redge to look after him.
Oh, I almost forgot -
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# what a woo wooyay
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww!
poor bus! I like that alot!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Manners are *so*...
...important.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# It's also rude
to *stare*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# *points and stares*

/rude git
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# as I said
99% of men prefer rude.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# indeed
is it rude to stroke them with your mouse?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# I believe that is acceptable.
provided that is all you do, and no one is watching.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Weezer fan?
or tired of them? :P
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# actually I am a fan,
but that is not where the name comes from.

Not that I'm called jonas mind.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# it may be rude
but 99% of men prefer rude.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# i prefer
dirrrrty
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# she needs
to eat a pie or two
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# or a parrot....
no.. how silly i meant a cock-or-two
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# I was thinking of
setting up a charity "Pies for the Needy".
I would take to the streets and offer thin people pies.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# .
beerforthehomeless.com
(kerouac, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Like Robin Hood!
You should steal from the fat and give to the thin.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Then Fat
people would get thinner and vice versa.
It can't fail.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# donald moore donald moore riding through the glen
donald moore donald moore has no merry men
robs from the poor
and gives to the rich
stupid bitch
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# excellent idea
i'd donate to that
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# I'm thin
And quite hungry.

Put me down for a couple of pies please.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# No,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# pah!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Prince Philip had the opposite idea
eating dogs for the anorexic
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I thought that was
the Koreans.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Don;t be silly,
you can't get an anorexic to eat a lettuce leaf, let alone a whole Korean.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# my sentiments entirely
But if she ate pies, she'd probably need to wear a bra and that might spoil the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Well
observed!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# nah
just take the pic from below
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# She'd certainly
be able to cope with the cold better. Must be freezing where she is.
(Astatine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
# *twiddle moustache*
well helloooooo
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I
say!

The peanut-smuggler is finally caught on camera!
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Goodness
look at the nipples on her!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Ok, so I'm a n00b,
but I think I've got the hang of this b3tan malarkey:

I'm wanking as I'm writing this.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# by jove i think he's got it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# *polite applause*
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Cor, she's lovely.
And I love what she's done with her nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# I am sure that some others here have an idea or two also.
being within 100 meters of them would probably be top of the wish list.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I would!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# who
wouldn't :)_
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# it's fine love
point all you like...
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Take that down at once,
By posting a pic of a clearly fictitious thin person (i.e. someone who is not real), you have just caused ten billion cases of anorexia!

Shame on you etc.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# You sure she's not a fembot?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# trouble is....
how do i follow that.... #2 is coming soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# they'd have this one down quickly
saddam's column
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# lmao
nice
(cybo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Who's that?
Baden-Powell?
(Astatine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Enoch Powell.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Robert Powell
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Peter Powell
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Me!
Me!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# .
Crackerjack!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Crackerjack!
 
(Astatine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# is it five to five already?
*looks forward to jam butties in front of the telly and a rousing game of double-or-drop*
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Peter Purvis?
.
(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)
# But at least
it would be cheap to buy
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# .
I wonder if the legs would still be full of cinnamon sticks like they were last time?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# mountains were her specialty
but now Sandra tries an active volcano


Best Monochrome:
Wank song
Turrets
Campfire
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# that's a very phalic volcano.
Freud would be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Another Happy Customer

(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# i wanna whack
they guy who forgot to pass the compo details from post to preview
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# no you don't
you want to remember to do it yourself.
Dissing Cal is extremely poor form, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# think you
could have done a better job of writing the code for b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# yeah, piece of piss.
It can't be that hard surely :-)
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# thank
you, I keep doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# I wanna
wack a doodle dandy, but my chance has past now.
Oh and Cal would kick your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# or pinch it
with his fearsome pincers
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] See You Local DomoDealer for Pricing Details.
_
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Genius!
I want oneeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I'd buy
that!
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# gimme gimme gimme
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I WANT ONE NOW!
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# that's wonderful
for back-biting, especially.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Put me on the waiting list
to buy four dining Domos and a Domo chaise-longue, please.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Marvelarse™
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# mmmmmm




(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# n0rksons
column
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Ooo,
beat you to it... (below)

But woo.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# mines real
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# i don't believe you
you can see the scars where you've had the 'surgery'
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# to make it smaller
it's now only 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Where are The Guardian's entries
for the Rembrandt and Last Supper ones?
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll be amazed


if we haven't already had numerous variations on this theme...

Edit: Arse! - a bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Awaiting a siamese twins joke ...
Edit: and woo, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Two Siamese twins walked into a bar...
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# ouch
!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# and ordered a pint,
with extra head.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# make mine
a double
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Which?

(ChewinGum, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# ah
that's the best damn
"We don't let you direct link"
image ever
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I thought it was a bit odd...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Sounds like you need to read the FAQ
Go find yourself someone who allows remote links.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# and without a gay
name
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Don't answer then

but anyway here it is
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)

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