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# My first ever machine
This took me ages so be nice :)



Woo for nohands!
(Robj, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# That is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Bravo!
I like these machines.

Put a kitten in and there's really not a lot left to add.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# woo
Apart from chump - chump goes with everything.

Woo yay for good feedback :)
(Robj, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# huzzah!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# haha
definitely.

top machine =)
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# I've never done
one of these machines, I think I'll see if i can do one.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# you need
to go here.

we went a couple of days ago.

woo! to marble machines!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Saddam Dyed - Literally

Guess the US hit him with the wrong missile, aye?
(SUPAMODEL, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)
# yay!
those pictures the americans have released are dreadful, im sure be could of all done much better!
(apart from the fact that he would have ended up with the head of a chicken or a kitten or something:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Did you see this one?

It appears the Americans will be looking for Cab Calloway...
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Did you hear about the blind cirumcist?

He got the sack.


the dog has his own practice now.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# ah
a
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# CIRUMCISIONS
1/2 OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# no skin off my nose...
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] This was just asking for trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# already live there matey
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# show that to your wife...
see if she laughs...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# just emailed to Ennerdale School....
happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# hell
now
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Going down?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# er
i would say that is actually a bit too far
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# So how do you quantify
too far?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# making light of children being gunned down
just isn't funny for me.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Oh I see
napalm kids? w.t.c.? they're o.k. then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# I'm here
for the kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# no
did i say they were?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# we live in a nanny state/culture
where everyone's wrapped up in cotton wool and told what's good/bad for them. Sometimes you need reminding that it's not all flowers and kittens, the world's a nasty place and shit happens
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# it is indeed
that's why i come here, for a bit of frivolous nonsense as an antidote to all that. if i want to be reminded then i'll watch the news.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I actually agree with you a bit
frivilous nonsense is great, so's a shock to the system
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# was that your intention then?
a shock to the system? or just a cheap laugh?

don't get me wrong, i'm not trying to start an argument (discussion, maybe), but it's just not the sort of thing i'm used to seeing from you.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# maybes I just sometimes like to test the board's limits
and there's no doubt some folks have grinned inwardly at stuff like this, you're right in that I usually do fluffier stuff, but last week I got a f.p. for a pic showing christ on the old cross being taken down by a guy(me) with a chainsaw, some people thought that in bad taste, so where's the edge?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)
# he's still in U2
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# fuck me! that's original
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# fair nuff
we all have our own edges, but you can usually make a good guess as to where the majority's lie. personally i just don't see the need though, i wouldn't do a shop like that any more than i would the wtc or the vietnamese kid. just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# you are a man entitled to his own opinions
and if you choose to live by your sensibilities you should be applauded, it's not my intention to get a cheap laugh or to offend but to get people thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Could I get a linky
to the christ pic? I hate that fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# check my profile
for J.C. on cross
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Of course - an fp.
Trying to work around the mother of all hangovers this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I think you probably have
a fair point - that's not for everybody.

But not everyone has the same radar as you - we can see humour in things that are just not funny to most people.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# whatever.......
let's just enjoy free speech on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# we are
aren't we? it's thrown up an interesting little discussion, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# you're right
I grew up in Belfast at the height of the "troubles", within 20 mins of a major disaster somebody would've made a joke about it, maybe it's therapy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I was going to
say something about Princess Di jokes etc, which is the same.

I've seen lots of WTC gags on here, and even one or two Belsen / holocaust ones. Those fall into the same category, but we got over it.

If it was all day every day, maybe it would be a bit much. It isn't, obviously we do have enough self restraint to make this place what it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Something that
tweaks peoples' sensitivity to shit happening to kids.
I say: "Fuck it!" ™
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)
# That's not quite too far
Too far would be if he was selling a collection of cheap satchels and mittens.

That would be too far.


Ooops.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Heheh.
Nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# if it's not funny
don't laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# badly done...
and not very funny...

I come here to laugh...not have the limits of humour challenged.

crap...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# ...


hello everyone !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)
# morning
and arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Venus de Niro!
Ace!

and hello
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# well-executed...
young man, go to the head of the class

woo
(yakmonkey, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha
that is most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Superb
more tea vicar!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# robert de milo
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Great work!
wooyay!
(Indole Ring, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# haha
yay:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# ha
where does the self-fitted gun holster go?

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Too tasteless?
(Miss Abbie, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# I thought this was tasteless

but it didn't seem anybody got it
and i spelt it wrong
(smoglane!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)
# I got it...
and correct spelling is overrated anytway... ;o)
(Miss Abbie, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# comp
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Watch out for those spring loaded benches
(Grundie, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Spring loaded benches
Just say NO
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I was once
loaded on a bench in the spring.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)
# enlightening.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# weeeeeee!
I want a go!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)
# soopherb
yay
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# like it
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)
# haha
yay !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Wakies!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Hello boys!


Floozy!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# PWOAH!
thats so nsfm
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Not Safe For
Moonbases?
Moths?
Marsupials?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Me?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Stop complaining
it's educational, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# sent home?
what's your trick? Help me out here........
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# In fact
after seeing reply below, I think I'll pass thanks.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Go really pale
and look as if you're about to throw up on your cow-orkers.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Whoa!
That'll knock the fairy dust out of your eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# nice bum movement!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# This
is what happens when you place 1:1 earth replicas on the Trafalgar plinth.
(Dekker, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# HAHAHA!
asking for a pearoast and i'm just in time!


edit:woo to the above pic by the way
(yakmonkey, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)
# HULK SAY LOOK, LISTEN, CROSS, LIVE
HULK SAY WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
# ahhaa
wat did i say last night!
at about 12 i said why do you always seem to fp at about 2am!
then you said yeah im off now night!
what do i see when i got on this morning!!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# that was a day before
a work night
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Teehee
Brings a whole new meaning to "Hulk cross"
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
shame about the avril-esque armband though ; )
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Ghost-se.cx

I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry
(Dekker, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Aha
And thus it continues...
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)
# If you wait
a while after the bandwagon, you can pretend you missed it...

I feel so dirty.
(Dekker, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Hey,
This guy will help you take your mind off it.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# they're here....to save b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Now, THAT
I like
(Dekker, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Yay!
Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens!
(Indole Ring, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# GHOSTBUSTERS!
GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# haha
i considered doing that:)
but then i couldnt be bothered:)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Heheheh.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# *Major karmic realignment*
KITTENS!

*slinks off into the woodwork*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
# this is quite fun
guide to electronic music
takes a while to load and im on broad beans...
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# ooh
nice find :) lotsa classic tuneage on there. er...not sure i'd expect to find enya on the techno map though...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# haha
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)
# different
but they don't seem to mention Pink Floyd...


hi all - I've been quiet all week as I slowly weaned myself off your gorgeous persons, because I'm going away for about 2 weeks. it'll be hell, but I'm sure you'll all cope somehow ; )
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# ahahah
that's most class
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)
# ah
then you missed all the discussion to stop giving a fuck about so-called threadwastes then.

added to which, i like the linky. hence not a waste.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)
# no, I've been here for most of it, or at least a few of the previous versions
that image isn't complaining against threadwastes, but warning of my threadjackage... I didn't see the point in making a thread just to say "I've not been here and I won't be some more."

: )
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)
# ok then :)
i'm sure in the current climate it would however have been acceptable to do so ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# hehe
it's nice to be fluffy, and when all are fluffy it's easier to be nice.

you going to be at the edinb3tan next week?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# naturellement
wouldn't miss it for the world :) i'm already ludicrously excited for it, can't wait to meet all the loons. just added my flyer for it to flibz' linkys. you looking forward to coming up?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# PUB!
PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB!

I can take it or leave it really.......
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# you
silly northern monkey ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# so I'd noticed...
you can take it to your chair, or leave the empty on the bar ; )

yes, looking forward to it a lot - I wanna deepfried pizza while I'm there, too.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# then you
are a very brave man...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Stop that, Thats silly
This all started off as a nice thread waste about electronic music and you have just gone and made it all silly
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# dancefloor monkeys
where is new wave, darkwave, ebm and industrial?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)
# just found
ebm. listed under trance, for some bizarre reason...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# but still
I can't find pink floyd - and they even have sarah brightman!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Can I get a "Reee-post"
Bo Selecta!
(Bergm@ster, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# No
I wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# yeah,
not a good idea
(Cyrus, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
# i'll use this to repost the bus that broke down
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Much more worthy
of a repost.
(Indole Ring, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
your god
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Awwws
That bus makes me so sad. I just want to give him a hug!!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# ahh
speaking of hugs, has anyone seen TK lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# bus puns
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# splendid
i'd love to live in a world of floating tiny buses
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)
# On behalf of WBM
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# ah well
anyomore
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Hmmmm
I'm not sure it's THAT slow on here.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Arrrgh.
somehow my phone dissappeared in london.

i have just been bounced aroudn the police station in london on the phone telling me to fuck off by phone.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# ah
not good
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# no epecially as after being told to hpone them they dont seem to want to take them on the phone
they told me to use www.online.police.uk
and it doesnt work , it's down.

edit: fixed a typo. and it's still fucking down..

so far i have been to orange who told me i had to report the crim yesterday
edinburgh who sent me to kings cross
kings cross who sent me to camden
camden who sent me to the website

and then told me in a kind of why dont you fuck off and die voice that she wouldnt take the report over the phone. after being told i would by edinburgh
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# start shoplifting
then you'll get their attention
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
# im gonig back to edinburgh
police station.


you know what

i dont think i'll ever voluntary go back to london for a while after getting screwed around repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# you could go back
and set it on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# yeah
and we could make a song about it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Like...
London's Burning? But, er, different?
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# All cops are bastards.
100% of fact!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# that cheered me up
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# I could use a little head


Click here for a slightly bigger little head
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# i would
maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# That would be
erm... interesting
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# woo
i like to think of it as huge norks
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# why?

just bored i guess
nineclicks.com
(Cyrus, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# quite..
roasted peas
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# I hadn't seen that before
and it are beautiful & profound.
(Indole Ring, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# is that
the version that comes with Windows XP??
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# who knows whats wrong with it?
i saw two problems after i was done
(Cyrus, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# no guesses?
fine. theres no paint box in the task bar, and it does not specify AM or PM after the time in the corner
(Cyrus, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# You could be using
a 24 hr clock and it's 6:21 AM...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Now the scotch eggs another story
(smoglane!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Make it recursive
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# what,
like this ?


(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
# how ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Had to be done

sorry
(NetWeasel, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaa
[crosses legs]
(Indole Ring, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# heh heh heh
Domo looks happy
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# hehe Have my Brand spanking new

Animated Woo and Yay and Hoopla
(smoglane!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# nice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# swit swooo
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)

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