
I would, oh god I would, ever since I was about 12 and first saw that film.
And I know I'm not alone.
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And I know I'm not alone.

shown me that film a few years ago, She saw it at 12 (ish) like you too, I had never seen it.
It's a terribly cheapo budget production aint it? And as for her big sister singing that song that seems to go on for about 3 hours!!!! ohhh gawd!
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It's a terribly cheapo budget production aint it? And as for her big sister singing that song that seems to go on for about 3 hours!!!! ohhh gawd!

and he dances with her and does that lift thing and mmmm!
I admit to having a thing for guys who can dance. Maybe it's a rhythm thing.
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I admit to having a thing for guys who can dance. Maybe it's a rhythm thing.

look what i found looking for seal piccies
unobtrusive tracking device
poor bugger, i bet he swims upside down
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unobtrusive tracking device
poor bugger, i bet he swims upside down

that seals spend alot of time lying upside down on the sea bed
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she doesn't even notice it's there!
It would be like us walking down the street with a VW beetle strapped to us.
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It would be like us walking down the street with a VW beetle strapped to us.

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THAT'S A NUCLEAR BOMB! THE COMMIES ARE INVAAADINGGGGGGGGGGG.
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when his speed drops below 5.2 knots
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short for kitten
accr. for the knight rider car
but i'm slow because i dont know what it stands for
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accr. for the knight rider car
but i'm slow because i dont know what it stands for

you admit to knowing that and you had the answer in less than two minutes... that's dedication to useless trivia is that!
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but I'm tiling the bathroom. In my pants.
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Andy Pandy 30-odd years ago.
Not that anyone, ever remembers it.
Oh no.
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Not that anyone, ever remembers it.
Oh no.

and i used to (and still do) love knight rider
but I haven't seen it in years
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but I haven't seen it in years

Cheeeeeap handbag!
*pats with gloves on in a non-proprietorial sort of way*
:@ )
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*pats with gloves on in a non-proprietorial sort of way*
:@ )

you go into a shop called PoundStretcher and they have a sale on...
It's just exactly the sort of thing I wanted, small, lightweight, cheap... can hold purse, keys, phone and lippy which is all I really tend to need in summer for non-work stuff.
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It's just exactly the sort of thing I wanted, small, lightweight, cheap... can hold purse, keys, phone and lippy which is all I really tend to need in summer for non-work stuff.

a free toiletries bag with a stationery order.
It has a hook you can hang it up with and everything.
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It has a hook you can hang it up with and everything.

Yes, yes,
I would, very much, and very often.
woooooooooo
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I would, very much, and very often.
woooooooooo

of lovely robot george, i'd buy one.
or maybe they should make a jesus action hero. with wheels. cos he's wheely good.
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or maybe they should make a jesus action hero. with wheels. cos he's wheely good.

It means that Bush won't be allowed to play with it.
edit: Evening all :)
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edit: Evening all :)

I thought it was to stop kids hurting themselves with microwaves.
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but......
Why does everybody hate Bushy? Or is it just "Hate the authority figures because everybody else does, so I will to" ??
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Why does everybody hate Bushy? Or is it just "Hate the authority figures because everybody else does, so I will to" ??

Nah... I haven't got all night. Read Stupid White Men by Micheal Moore instead.
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when the outcome is as great as your pic, I'm proud!
WOO! YAY!
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WOO! YAY!

reminded me of a robot I'd doodled at work some time back. Add one Octo-headed insano-god and you've got a movie right there.
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wants to, and I quote "poke her in the eye."
I'm not quite sure what he meant by that, but.....

My crappy page: admin.mghost.net/~djgame/b3ta/index.htm
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I'm not quite sure what he meant by that, but.....

My crappy page: admin.mghost.net/~djgame/b3ta/index.htm

when your hard work gets posted at the same time as another and nobody notices it isn't it?
I think your pic is rather silly and quite woo too.
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I think your pic is rather silly and quite woo too.

advise it.
I posted (What I thought) was a really funny whatsit last night.... One person commented. He thought it was good, but only one?????
come on!!!!
boooo hoooo noooo woooo.
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I posted (What I thought) was a really funny whatsit last night.... One person commented. He thought it was good, but only one?????
come on!!!!
boooo hoooo noooo woooo.

... there is a taxi co in norwich that we all refer to as satan and son, as it's number is 666333
anyway.
bed time due to lack of hummus
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anyway.
bed time due to lack of hummus

fiver each. doubt i'd buy them tho...
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where they found the kid for the Orange adverts...
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apologies! I was there yesterday... amused by the pub named "The Chinnery".
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not as much fun as 'Image' though... I loved their sign which read
"Daring U2 stay for 12 hours!!"
I doubt even Bono could have managed it.
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"Daring U2 stay for 12 hours!!"
I doubt even Bono could have managed it.

*sniffle*
both the pun and the sentiment bought a tear to my eye
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both the pun and the sentiment bought a tear to my eye

but couldn't think how o put my thoughts into words
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the original graphic, I'd reckon it to be probably about the size of a rampant rabbit which takes 4 double As.
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but it makes a noise like a tractor going through your house
or so i've been told
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or so i've been told

actually using a rampant rabbit scares the hell out of me. I mean, have you ever seen one going? It's freaky!
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I reckon loads of women have one and have never used it cos it's too damn scary.
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you're a bit of a cock ;)
/geddit, geddit?
no?
pah!
*trundles off to buy wine*
/the wine selection was shit, so I bought Port instead. Oh yes.
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/geddit, geddit?
no?
pah!
*trundles off to buy wine*
/the wine selection was shit, so I bought Port instead. Oh yes.


probably been done before, but just in case it hasn't here it is!
ps. i love domokun.

maybe SE can do a nice animation with it?
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used for his superb domo animation, which ran a similaR Line, but woo all the same
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I hate Anne Geddes.
with a passion.
..exploiting babies like that.. none of the little bastards can consent to model for her, so..
plus she's crap.
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with a passion.
..exploiting babies like that.. none of the little bastards can consent to model for her, so..
plus she's crap.

but that's Piss Shop Pro for you.
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cheese and gravy
(she's a lady...look at the file name)
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(she's a lady...look at the file name)

More like 5 £ signs.
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Had seven weeks at number 1 in Lithuania*
*It didn't
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*It didn't

not mountain rescue fish! how could you?
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to the exclamation mark to the exclamation mark to the exclamation mark to the exclamation mark to the exclamation mark to the exclamation mark to the exclamation mark
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but svenno will go hungry!
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He'll have a feast
/edit 'And I'll have a raspberry ripple, please'
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/edit 'And I'll have a raspberry ripple, please'

i present to you, the 3D glasscock.

cfb
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cfb

that could just mean he's a tight fisted wanker
(cos it's blue)
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(cos it's blue)

is it a special car for special people?
or maybe I just haven`t driven enough cars :-)
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or maybe I just haven`t driven enough cars :-)

but you'll know where the extra 60% power goes.
*ahem*
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*ahem*

That is a crap cock - and to be honest I would sooner play with my own - than some 3D computer program,,,
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you didnt read the title "after many shameless minuites" minuites is the keyword there.
and yes i would rather play with my own too, it is a b3ta thing, havent you been here long?
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and yes i would rather play with my own too, it is a b3ta thing, havent you been here long?

Fuck off and be dead, like I thought you..were...whos that low life mongral next to you anyhow?
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what do you reckon?
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I bloody missed last week`s
can you play Spacefish`s "Giant Spider"? it`s class!
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can you play Spacefish`s "Giant Spider"? it`s class!

it was my attempt to be to britpop what the white stripes were to grunge. only with a giant spider.
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'Pump up the Volume'
It's shit, and yet so shit.
But good too.
In a shit way.
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It's shit, and yet so shit.
But good too.
In a shit way.

it's so crasy it just might work!
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sesame street
Ernie (and he drove the fastest milkvan in the west) by Benny Hill
Ha Ha Ha He He He, Lil brown jug don't i love thee.
I'm Not Bad - Alucidnation
Shaddup You Face - Joe Dolce
The One and Only - Chesney Hawkes
Video Killed the Radio Star - The Buggles
anything by dolly parton...
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Ernie (and he drove the fastest milkvan in the west) by Benny Hill
Ha Ha Ha He He He, Lil brown jug don't i love thee.
I'm Not Bad - Alucidnation
Shaddup You Face - Joe Dolce
The One and Only - Chesney Hawkes
Video Killed the Radio Star - The Buggles
anything by dolly parton...

a plenty!
(not that I am a fan, they just seem very "b3ta")
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(not that I am a fan, they just seem very "b3ta")

china drum- wuthering heights
chopin- butterfly study
bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu birmingham
a short yet informative debate on the value of self-referentialism within the context of a discussion on self-referentialism
something by robbie williams
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chopin- butterfly study
bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu birmingham
a short yet informative debate on the value of self-referentialism within the context of a discussion on self-referentialism
something by robbie williams

just heard your Giant Spider (and other tracks) - have a chocolate Hob Nob!
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enough for you, sir!
make something groovy, and I`ll buy some more
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make something groovy, and I`ll buy some more

hazzah!
some of love too, alone again or
and silver star by the four seasons
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some of love too, alone again or
and silver star by the four seasons

Suggestions to encompass any seriousness:
EVH - Hot For Teacher
Falco - Rock Me Amadeus
Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince - Summertime
King's Singers - Short People
and on the same theme
Benefit - If I owned a Midget
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EVH - Hot For Teacher
Falco - Rock Me Amadeus
Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince - Summertime
King's Singers - Short People
and on the same theme
Benefit - If I owned a Midget

rocks... one of the best songs ever.
That and "One Night In Bangkok" by Murray Head!
edit: buggery - time for bed :-) nighty night!
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That and "One Night In Bangkok" by Murray Head!
edit: buggery - time for bed :-) nighty night!

It murmers as I fumble around pissing other half off after the pub, but is also perfectly meaningless and aimless to be the perfect track to this waste of space place I must confess to be sucked into to.... gulp...help!
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first post ... hope i read the faq right ... hazzah!

I'm gonna give you a WooYayHoupla just for that!
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and so thought it in my best interest before posting a picture.
I pressed preview too!
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I pressed preview too!

pull up a kitten, you'll never leave, unless ur ejected for posting goatse
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welcome and well done
you'll never leave yadda yadda yadda
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you'll never leave yadda yadda yadda


Goodness me, that's big! I don't always like to make things 280 wide and do a clicky for them, It seems very presumptuous and cocky :)

if the donkey likes it, I can shrink it, but you wont be able to read it, hmmmm :)
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... bit of Bing, bit of Scott Walker, a bit of Astrud Gilberto... my car is lucky to have a driver with such good taste ;-)
edit: and now a liddle bit of Tenacious D
- there`ll be nothing like playing "Fuck Her Gently" whilst negotiating the school run :-)
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edit: and now a liddle bit of Tenacious D
- there`ll be nothing like playing "Fuck Her Gently" whilst negotiating the school run :-)

without make-up. She is famous for her singing voice.
Clive Sinclair was famous for electronics, but he would have probably been useless as a car mechanic.
See my point?
On the other hand....
She's a bit bloody plain in the raw aint she? You seen that one of Christina Aguieleiuieieura without make-up?
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Clive Sinclair was famous for electronics, but he would have probably been useless as a car mechanic.
See my point?
On the other hand....
She's a bit bloody plain in the raw aint she? You seen that one of Christina Aguieleiuieieura without make-up?

crap.
Edit: Blackmoon is too opinionated, like his CD player.
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Edit: Blackmoon is too opinionated, like his CD player.

genius! wish i could show that to all the fucking retards driving around here!
:D
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:D

I wish they would make CD players that wouldn't play crap. hehehe!
It would be lovely to never hear sean paul again.
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It would be lovely to never hear sean paul again.

but by no means difficult, and didn't take long really.
Thanks anyway.
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Thanks anyway.
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