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[challenge entry] I've ordered mine already


Done already?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Is that
Emily Booth under there?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# *dribbles*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Yup
it most certainly is
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Ding Dong!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Is she
full size?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# !!!
Where do I place my order for one?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# naughty barbies
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# SPONG!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Neo-nazi Barbie is rather spiffing
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Feels so wrong
and yet so right...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Damn
I clicked as well.

/upset
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# I'm
not stupid enough to click that...

*must... resist....*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Full size...
all moving parts and she pants and moans realistically
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Yowzers!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Hubba hubba.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# woof bang baby
let's fuck.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# life size and fully operational?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# why has my compo post gone!?
i posted one a few hours a go and now its been deleted!

WHY!?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I nicked it
and sold it to the Daily Mirror.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# You are so
Piers Morgan's bitch.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Just
re-enter it mate.

mmm, I love the smell of Pea-Roast...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
#
... in the morning
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# in the
morning when i rise
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# I like
the smell of sausages, but we can't have everything now, can we?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# man
sausage?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# eugh
dirty man. No, just sausages. Not Linda "Dead" McCartney ones either. Proper sausages.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Herby ones,
or pink mushy ones?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# oooh
Cumberland being the favourite sausage here. Or vitamin bacon... Mmmm, bacon.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I think
Sausages are the best.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# mmmm
Pink and mushy....

*gurgle* *dribble*

/homer
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# oh
no
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# do you mean
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# twat
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# you
charmer
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# charm it! charm it hard!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# It's on page 1 of the entries
what are you worried about?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# perhaps it's just fallen off the first page of the board
there is an archive, you know.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty.....
'Her' train set....

Thanks to Ads for the idea!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# noooooooooo
my sacred youth
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Oh Dear, said Thomas....
Oh dear indeed....
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I'll take two (one for the wife)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# be a bit careful with them
they send lawyers out after people, to protect the Thomas the Tank Engine brand
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# don't spose
any of you know where I could find the original flash of TTWE? I rather liked that (and yes i'm aware it was pulled from rathergood)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] But would they be able to park it?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# you know,
they let women vote now and everything.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Really?
Who decides who they are going to vote for???
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I've been trying something new here, drawing on parts i would normally shop,
so feel free to tell me if it looks fake for future reference
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# That's obviously completely genuine
It's top. YARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Ta very much
nice lady
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Nice lady?
Mwa-ha-ha! Another one fooled.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
# can't fool me
you really can't
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I haven't even tried yet
*sinister cackle*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# or did i fool you
with my last comment?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Who is the more foolish?
The fool? Or the fool that follows him?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
#
him???
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# No one can fool me
I'm infallible
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I think you meant to say
unfoolable*.

Tsk, another case of someone thinking their two X chromosomes gives them the right to make up new words...


*may not be real word.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
#
in·fal·li·ble ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-fl-bl)
adj.

1. Incapable of erring: an infallible guide; an infallible source of information.
2. Incapable of failing; certain: an infallible antidote; an infallible rule.
3. Roman Catholic Church. Incapable of error in expounding doctrine on faith or morals.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# yarrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# hav u tried
ftp?

YArrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# im using msn messenger
i think it's ok
i'll change my username as to not fool anymore
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't post often...

Maybe it's better that way.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# oi loike that
but it needs a flamethrower for those hard to reach places
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# no, keep posting!
the bit that makes it for me is the "may contain peanuts" :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# hmmmm
lo people im back from moving house. No more boring telly for me.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] A mindreading computer
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Hehehe
brilliant! Look at his face! Woo!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# TYPE IT!
TYPE IT HARD!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I bet he would
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# "i'm wanking as i think this"
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# P-Roasty
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
#
Just a bit more...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Woot!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
#



[Apologies if G.C.]
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# that is destined
to be viral
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Of course it is
gc. Bee done thousands no millions of times
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# But hey!
Who's counting...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:30, archived)
# if its yours
then it's not glasscock

if it's been done before it's just been done before
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# veyer good
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# that's brill
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Put the MANLINESS back into the hoovering
With TRIPLE flame belching exhausts, alloy wheels and unique flame motifs, the MANHOOVER puts the FUN back into HOUSEfunWORK!
How the fook can anything described as having a 'motif' be manly?!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# SUCK IT!
SUCK IT HARD!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# cool!
:)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# gnnnh fnng
/seizure
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Are you
ok?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha!
oh that's brilliant! Love it!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# orchestral manhoovers in the dark
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# The possibilities
are endless...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# not really endless now are they...
possibly a few...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Sorry
=hangs head in shame=

:oP
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Millitary manhoovers in Iraq
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# ahh c'mon -
with flame belching exhausts, even I would think about hoovering.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# That's
sorta the idea...?!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# But you see,
Pep is a girl.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# That's
not the point...

um

=looks lost and rather crestfallen=
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# But surely you
made the Hoover to attract to men, but Pep is a girl.
Do you see where I'm going with this?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Yes I see where you're going
And that is why I hung my head in shame. I will refrain from jumping to response interpretive conclusions in future.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# *fires up outlook*
Dear Mr Dyson....
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# You'd need
some sort of kevlar ankle protection though, to stop your pegs from burning.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# you're right you know
you sensual alchemist you.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I know,
and I rather like term Sensual Alchemist.
Now, if only I can work out what it means.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I don't.
I makes me think you are one of those people who take up sensual massage in order to get their grubby hands on tits, nobbies, bums, etc of another person.

I hate the term "sensual". It disgusts me. I had a fook the other day with some bloke who offered me a sensual massage. I nearly vomited. What's wrong with immediate penetrative sex?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Immediate?
Brace yourself love, i'm going in dry...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# A cow who
tries to create gold from other base substances in a suggestive/sexual manner?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# It means
you are trying to convert your leaden character into emotional gold.

I think
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# yeah but think about it
flame belching exhausts
carpet gets burned to ashes
no more carpet...
...no more hoovering!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# yeah
but it looks cool
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# You could always
hoover up the ashes?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Flash of inspiration...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# looks like
a week old
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# nah
that baby is clearly older than a day.
silly joke though!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I just had a flush of perspiration.
I might be having the menopause.

Again.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# can you have
it three times?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Three times
A lady?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# three times a daily
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Three times wet daily.
All my feminine juices are evaporating.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Couldn't find anything that looked younger...
and I couldnt remember when my belly button clip fell off...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# takes a week
usually
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Thanks for that...
I was getting concerned...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# anytime
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Well..
It's that time of year again..

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Arf!
True!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# nice remix
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# so nearly
commented
'Reeee-wiiiind!'
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Cnuts
Every last one of them.

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Does anyone have
the tube font incidentally? (Was this pic done with it?)

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# the font
is MS trebuchet.

Seems to match nicely.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# i have no idea why
microsoft named a font after a french catapult
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# It does in your pic
but Trebuchet doesnt have the nice diamond shaped dots on the 'i's.
I bet they guard that font like psychos.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# you can get it off myfonts....
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# The tube font is actually called
Johnson or Jonston, I can't quite remember. Gill is quite similar... but nope, I have neither, sorry.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# hehe
you said Johnson........

/childish.

'lo pep
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# awright Moore,
you're looking Super*.

(*probably. Although I can't be sure, it was just a crazy joke. Do you see what i did there?)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# I see what you did there. ;)
That name feels violated now :(
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# as will you this weekend
:)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# blimey.
easy tiger.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# we are going to cut off your trebuchet lebowski
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I've got a beverage here dude!
Looking forward to tomorrow?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# yarr.
up for drinking till the sun comes up?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# oh god yes.
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooze!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# It is indeed
Johnson.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Or Johnston.
Sources differ.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Sahara sans
I think
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# RUB IT IN!
RUB IT IN HARD!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# oh stop it
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# STOP IT HARD!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahahaah
hhahaahahahahahaa

*collapses*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# but
they're all wearing winter coats! /pedant
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# ooh
you pedantic pie!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# repostage...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Iron it!
Iron it hard!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# id buy one!
but i fear that online one line on my shirt would get ironed..
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# And burned
!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# nah
It's got a swivel mount
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# and ammo belt...
does it kill if it can't iron?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# I can't watch!
Has everything gone brown?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Wow
I'd buy one of those.

Does it serve beer too?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# super
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# However...

The fact still remains...

That you have been...

Are now...

And always will be...

A cunt.

That really made me laugh though... Does that make me a cunt too?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Reminds me of...
Reminds me of this
(Not suitable for children...)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Best of breed, third year running
Lambretta

Gets goat....
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# That's just lovely
especially the blinkers.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)
# woo!
that's fantastic!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] last minute shopping.


cheers all, esp solly.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# XD
that terrorist... what crazy adventures he gets up to
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# that made me laugh, actually.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# *cough*
It's a bit on the "big-boned" side. And there's no need really for a static image to be 148k.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# well
I made the mistake to start with, it kind of losses abit in the translation.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Is that Mr Atta?
I didn't know he had such a heap 'um big face.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] 1st go at ironing
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# is she
there to pour the water in?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# ?
do you think she wee's onto the iron? How rare.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# sex
wee?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# that would
be a revolting smell when you run the iron over it.
*edit* I would imagine
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# but it makes
creases soooo much better than starch does
100% of FACT
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# It would
leave an "interesting" mark on both the iron and your clothes. Hope you don't have too many clothes in dark colours.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# or
iron the clothes inside out.
Allegedly.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I think you two
have said more than enough...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# would be wonderful for you
if you get caught in the rain. You'd not only lose the creases, but also be covered in manwax. Nice.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Or fanny batter
*makes lip smacking sound*

Nice...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I'm ok actually thanks.
Can't vouch for her though.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I think
she's trying not to fall in.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# oh god, somebody save me
I saw that and my first thought was "hmm, that's a nice iron..."

HEEELLLLPP!!!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# hehe
someone likes irons
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Oh,
the irony.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# I like raving irons
and potted shrimps from Morcambe Bay.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# but it is
a nice iron

Noooooooooooooooooo
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# crapness
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# That made me
laugh out loud like a fool
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Is that supposed
to be 'Stratus Quo'?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
#
Boom Boom
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Handbags & Motors
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# cant you already buy that?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

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