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Comma and cr3ative's e-wedding.

Yes, it's true! The Sexy Comma(TM) said "Yes!" on the board, and we're set to be e-married on the talk board.

Cake and fizzy pop for everyone attending!

Ale Bringers: McDoof, Andy-
Best Man: Lord Gibbon
Bride maids: Nile, Reid
Caterer: DR Mexico
DJs: Noit and Trev
Drunken Aunt: Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten
Drunken Objectors: Easty, robh, Undulating Tentacles of Love
Drunken Uncle: Samwidge
Father: Grind For Columbine
Foetus: The Figurative Pineapple
Honeymoon Destination: Coast Of Yemen
Late Attendee: MooCow_Byter
Night Cameraman: Leningrad
Organist: Fudgebags
Obligatory Fight Starter: Workboresme
Off-putting DJ: lbft
Obscure Relatives: Motty, Maximus Decimus Meridius
Overweight Girl: PacheyPie
Page Boy: Nowimboard
Person with urine stain on leg: NewArtRiot
Photographer: Little White Dog Tu
Streaker and Objector: Electrolaze
Sexy Barmaid: Jadeviper
Shy Geek w/Webcam: Gizmo.MP3
Shy Lurkers: LoneWolf and TaylorCamb
Sexy Person: The Incredible...
Usher and flirt: Ultr/-\
Tramp: Asparagus Time
Vicar: Diffie


(, Sat 1 Oct 2005, 20:19, Reply)
Leave your seating arrangements here

I will do the best to seat you who you want to sit by, and also what side of the room you want to be on Bride/Groom...


(, Sat 1 Oct 2005, 20:32, Reply)
I'll bring the cake if you like

I'll get my Dad to make it
www.corbierecakes.co.uk


(, Sat 1 Oct 2005, 21:45, Reply)
That's fucking stupid.

(, Sat 1 Oct 2005, 23:51, Reply)
You're just jealous

because I'm not marrying you.
You want me.


(, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 0:29, Reply)
That's what

all the fugly girls say.


(, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 17:09, Reply)
You leave Comma alone :)

She's got wonderful gloves.


(, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 19:09, Reply)
I may be able

to make the reception and make a fool of myself!


(, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 14:49, Reply)
I shall arrive late,

wobble in and sit at the back


(, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 15:01, Reply)
I'll come

If I can be the slightly overweight girl who doesn't pull and ends up sobbing in the car park at the end of the evening.


(, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 15:50, Reply)
Certainly!

(, Sun 2 Oct 2005, 19:06, Reply)
Congratulations

When are you getting divorced?


(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 19:32, Reply)
YAY

I get to buy a new hat!


people arn't wearing enough hats


(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 23:29, Reply)
I'll come as the foetus that makes this a shotgun wedding

(, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 17:58, Reply)
I can't wait to crack open the Pinot Grigio.

God, I sound so Muswell Hill.


(, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 20:25, Reply)
ive got a couple of second hand

engagement rings spare if your in need


(, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:42, Reply)
Can I turn up already drunk

& piss off the father of the groom by constantly throwing freepeautsat him 'cos he's got a funny beard & smells a bit like milk?


(, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 21:39, Reply)
Can I be the toff who owns the venue

and systematically tries to get off with every female (except the overweight girl) in the joint?


(, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 18:28, Reply)
*prepares food fight ammunition*

*presets barrage of pineapples in the groom's direction*


(, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 19:37, Reply)

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