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This is a link post We're Ani-mani...

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf
Just reading that they could get 10 years under a draconian law Trump signed in to protect statues, which would be some fine karma.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 23:18, Reply)
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Perfect
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The ultimate Karen

(gijoel, Mon 11 Jan 2021, 1:21, Reply)
This is a link post Danish children's TV about a man with a giant penis
"The show's opening montage [...] shows him using his genitals to keep a lion away from a group of children."
News story here, all episodes here.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Video blocked
but don't worry, it's all here:

b3ta.com/links/1558128
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:03, Reply)
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Yeah, it got copystruck moments after I posted... but it's all on their website.
DR is the Danish equivalent of the BBC, so it's a legit site.

That link (to b3ta) doesn't work for me, presumably 'coz it's someone who blocked me, or I blocked, or summut. That's why I didn't know it was GC, I hadn't seen it.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This link is still live... for now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3sGocnMP3A&ab_channel=Daniel
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 13:07, Reply)
This is a link post Inception In Little China

(ohidunno, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You know that's a spoof site, right?
www.suffolkgazette.com/about/
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:26, Reply)
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Really? Thanks for enlightening me. Us in the provinces really don't know how to tell fake news from the real news...
 (samuelmanual, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You have news in your province?
Bloody LUXURY.

Round 'ere we just have olds. We don't want that fancy London stuff.
 (horrid, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post We just fill buckets of mud for our master

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 22:28, Reply)
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You get BUCKETS? We have to carry the mud in our bare hands!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You had mud?
Luxury! We used to dream of having mud. We only had sand and had to spit in it to make mud.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 6:21, Reply)
This is a normal post like pornhub?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 4:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Spoof
Not spaff
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post ‘Ruh-roh!’ – a karaoke Scooby-Doo version of Lionel Richie’s ‘Hello’ I made this!
Ronseal. Lyrics by me, and you can expect a shedload of these to come out this year. Cheers, all.

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 12:16, Reply)
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This is absolutely incredible. I want everyone to see it. In the world.
 (joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a work of genius
I RUV IT.
 (marlowe69, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 0:17, Reply)
This is a link post Something short and bright to lighten the gloom, hopefully I made this!
Happy New Year, you handsome beast you.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 7 Jan 2021, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work

(Sherbs, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 8 Jan 2021, 15:00, Reply)
This is a link post I wish NSFW
there was a song about penis envy, anal humour and pubic hairs.....oh wait..(nsfw because of..well you know)
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I grew up in the 80s in Australia
And I LOVED this song.

I've tried to play it open handed
I've tried to make a fist of this
Even when the questions are candid
My arrows miss
I've heard about your fragile ego
Your shield, your sword
What am I expected to do?
Shout man overboard?

Brilliant lyrics. I'm sure you can picture someone like this in your life: 'I've heard about your fragile ego: Your shield, your sword'

here's a slightly happier song by the same artist.
youtu.be/CIvdWzBO3rU
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post Dance Combat from Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Can't think what made me think of this.
:|

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Trump's living the dream, the biggest drama.
Psych professionals have been warning people for years.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post CNN is pushing the 25th ammendment hard right now.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:15, Reply)
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Is that the bare arms one, or the one about the catering arrangements?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Removing the president because he's lost his mind.
Section 4, apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Better to not appoint people with serious personality disorders in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The EU appoints presidents, the US elects them.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post And the UK just votes for MPs
and gets "awarded" their PM
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically that’s true. Cf party list systems.
However anyone who thinks the “red wall” fell because people were voting for the nobodies who were prospective parliamentary candidates and not Boris is beyond delusional.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you were talking about the EU appointing their presidents.
Which is done in a way a bit more democratic than in the UK.
The MEPs elect their President. The UK PM is "Elected" by the winnng party and their allies.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post There is no president of the EU. The USA have appointed presidents of instituions, e.g. the VP is the president of the senate.
MEPs elect the president of the parliament.
Member states elect the president of the council.
The council proposes and the parliament elects the president of the commission.

You should select better sources of information to form a reality-based world view.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I never cease to be amazed by your capacity for bullshit.
The president of the parliament is, technically, voted in by MEPs. The reality is the two dominant eu parliamentary parties, the EPP and the PES , split the post by cosy convention (because in reality there are two presidents in every parliamentary term as the presidency doesn’t last for the same amount of time as the parliament) so you have, simply by convention, the situation where the two parliamentary parties only ever vote for their own candidate every other election. If you think that’s democracy, you’re even more stupid than I thought.

The president of the council is elected by the heads of state. If you think an election with an electorate of 28 resembles a democracy, you make Joey Essex look bright.

The President of the European commission is nominated by the European council, and subsequently “elected” by the European parliament. For elected read rubber stamped. There is only one candidate to vote for. The vote is yes or no. The parliament has never rejected the council’s nominee. An attempt at introducing some actual democracy into the process was attempted with the introduction of the spitzenkandidat process (can’t be bothered to explain this to someone so stupid), but in 2019 the European Council rejected the Spitzenkandidat of the leading party, and instead nominated their own candidate, just like they always have done.

Now fuck off you stupid lying nonce.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I see you agree that the three institutional presidents of the EU are in fact elected rather than appointed. Well done!
I can also see that this confrontation with reality has taken its toll, emotionally speaking. That resentment you feel would be better directed towards those who have filled your head with nonsense rather than those doing their best to correct you.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post There is window dressing to fool morons that it is an election
As I have briefly tried, and evidently failed, to explain some of the basics to you, I’ll dumb it down for you.

President of parliament- taken in turns every other “election” by one of one of the two major parties’ candidates. Not in reality an election at all. They. Take. It. In. Turns.

Council president- “elected” by the 27 heads of state. This tiny electorate engage in as much chicanery as FIFA delegates. It. Is. Not. Democracy.

Commission president- one nominee proposed by council, “elected”, i.e. rubber stamped, every single time without exception by parliament.

Just because they call it an election, it doesn’t mean it has anything to do with a democratic process. Go and get a LLB with two compulsory years of EU law and we’ll talk again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Calling something an election does not make it an election. But wrapping quote marks around a word does not do the persuasive work you think it does.
You claimed that the EU appoints presidents, while the US elects them. But since then you have accepted the reality that the EU institutions elect their presidents.

But to maintain some sort of ideological dignity, you twist the facts to fit your flawed narrative.

A cursory glance at the timeline of parliamentary presidents shows that they do not take it in turns, and there are more than two main parties. Nothing about your argument resembles the truth.

Your argument that the heads of state elect the council is flawed. If you think the heads of state of the EU have such great power, a) that flies in the face of the argument that the EU holds power over the member states, and b)it's cute to think that a given head of a member state is calling those kinds of shots within their own political hierarchy, and c) there are only 27 member states. We left. Because you won.

I'm not happy about the electoral conditions of the commission president, but it is, as you point out, called an election.

If you are concerned with elections not being democratic processes, why did you cite the example of the USA as an elected president? You know it's not a popular vote that decides the presidency over there, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you illiterate.
The eu parliament gets to vote for ONE candidate proposed by the council to be commission president. How, anywhere but China, is an election with one candidate a real election? The council’s candidate is NEVER rejected. It is a de facto appointment. Sure, they call it an election, but it’s nothing of the kind.

Yes there are lots of parties in the eu parliament. Well spotted. Since at least the early 90s (my eu knowledge pre Maastricht is not exhaustive) the EPP and the PES have split the role between themselves. You can claim there are more than two main parties if you like, but it only reveals your ignorance. Anyone who knows anything about eu party politics knows there are only two shows in town, the EPP and the PES.

You’ve really gone off the deep end when you claim that my argument that heads of state elect the council president is flawed. Fucking google it you thick cunt. That’s how it works, it’s not an argument, that is literally how the system is set up and works.

You throw nouns like truth and verbs like correct around while simultaneously exposing you profound ignorance as to how the system works and making up lies about how you think it works. Go and get an LLB and you might actually learn something.

Popular votes are one form of democracy, an electoral college is another, FPTP is another, PR, STV, etc etc. None of these systems are used by the European Union to “elect” its various presidents, stop talking shit. Even the eu top dogs mutter sheepishly about what they call a “democratic deficit”, and yet liars like you insist, with religious fervour, that it’s a democratic institution with meaningful elections.

Next you’ll be bleating on about the eu parliament being a beacon of political democracy. You’re so ignorant you almost certainly don’t know that MEPs cannot introduce bills. MEPs cannot actually make any laws themselves. There is simply no system or means of doing so. The mechanism is not there, it does not exist. All they can do is rubber stamp what is put before them. On the vanishingly few occasions they have voted against laws proposed by the commission, the commission usually rehashes the legislation and it typically gets through second time round. Sometimes though they simply bypass parliament and enact the law anyway, because there is a mechanism for that. That’s eu democracy in action.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 3:41, Reply)
This is a normal post If voting changed anything they'd make it illegal.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "my eu knowledge pre Maastricht is not exhaustive"
hahahahahaha
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m glad someone got that, I didn’t think it’d be you though.
In fact, on reflection, I doubt you did get it. However credit where credit is due for spotting a joke, even if you don’t understand it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Your arguments are not convincing because you come across as an ideologically brainwashed National Front type.
Pro-tip: If you ask someone if they are illiterate, you will undermine your argument a lot less if you use a question mark rather than a full stop.

As I don't want to lie for a living, getting an undergraduate law degree seems like a waste of time and money.

You do not present as law graduate material, especially when you drunkenly mistake me for SockCooker and call me a paedophile. You do not present as a law graduate because your rhetorical style and logical capacity are so stunted.

I can't be bothered to go through your posts pointing out everything that's wrong in them. Suffice to say, your insults do not help your self destructive cause, which is shared by the National Front, Britain First, BNP, UKIP, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post *Sighs*
They’re not arguments, they’re factual statements about how the various presidents of the eu get to be president of the institution they’re head of. This is not anti eu propaganda, it’s all information available on the eu’s own website.

You say you can’t be bothered to point out where I’m wrong. The truth is that you can’t refute what I’m saying because it’s factually accurate. So you resort to the utterly puerile “he’s anti-eu, therefore he’s brainwashed/racist/evil” bullshit, and completely avoid the issues being discussed. Utterly pathetic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You can only present something wrong as a statement of fact, while being wrong.
The truth is I'm bored of this bendy bananas level of wrongness that you keep spouting.

Your rhetorical style is how fascists grind down their opposition, you make a false claim, then defend it with 16 more false claims, and defend each of those with yet more false claims, until there's just too much bullshit to wade through and the original point is forgotten. Those wise enough to walk away appear to concede.

It is an accurate and true statement of fact that the EU elects its institutional presidents. You agree. I'm happy. Good day to you.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The citizens of the eu don’t elect these presidents, directly or indirectly through representatives who they have voted for, as I have extensively explained.
You even conceded that the ‘election’ of the president of the commission, arguably the most powerful individual vis à vis international trade, is unsatisfactory. All these elections are a travesty of democracy, and you know it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You're calling them elections routinely now. This is progress! I'll make a sane man of you yet, my boy.
The subjects of the UK have no democratic way to select who represents them in our 2nd house. The subjects of the UK have no way of choosing their head of state, because God appoints our head of state through birth into a German aristocracy.

If you hate the anti-democratic elements of European bureaucracy, surely you must hate the aristocracy and especially the British monarchy, right?

We should campaign for a British republic together.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I meant in the GOP before he got that far.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair dos.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post mods!
twitter.com/b3ta/status/1346929071649914883

to be honest though, he probably wouldn't be the most right wing nut on here
 (horrid, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "/chat"?
I spy a regular user
 (dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post it's nice how people reminisce about b3ta on twitter
while never coming here again
 (horrid, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Things you've had nothing to do with for a while are never as good as you remember them being

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
my son just bores me now
 (horrid, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post But, but DEMOCRACY

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm living the dram.
From now on, only whisky for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Occasional food and water as well might stop you dying within days

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's basically just barley and water. So, I'll be just fine.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair Bette Midler's been warning people for years

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 5:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember seeing that at the cinema
when it came out.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post OLD GUYS
RUUUUULE!
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:09, Reply)
This is a link post It's my tenth!
So have a bit of beauty in these weird times.
I'm currently practicing this amazing piece by the late great Roland Dyens.
Belated best wishes to y'all.

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Slappy candles!

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post jolly decacandlation

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post "The coin depicts the artist's interpretation of the various machines featured in War of the Worlds and the Invisible Man."
That’s first rate spin. The artistic interpretation of a tripod is a quadruped. Fantastic. Get that man a job as a SPAD pronto.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Is David Essex involved at all?

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post As depicted by Anthonyb3ta70100
At last his talent is recognised!
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post They dropped a bollock on the Austen £10 too
"I do declare there is no pleasure like reading" sounds innocent enough but it's spoken by a decidedly not-erudite Caroline in Pride and Prejudice talking shite to impress (edit) Darcy.

Seems like nobody at the Mint reads much.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Artistically reinterpreting the text for a modern uninformed audience.
All those words are actually in the book.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Not necessarily in the right order

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Or necessarily on the same page.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The chances of anything coming from Mars
are a million, three hundred and thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty three to one they said.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post So, how come Ladbrokes are only going 66s then?

(Covid69 Boris variant., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Because they offer crap odds?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post POOOLAAAHHH

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post .
"could-you-fucking-not.jpg"
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post Dear Lord What a Sad Little Life Jane but it’s performed by an Indie Band
Dear Lord What a Sad Little Life Jane but it’s performed by an Indie Band
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Always happy when I find out that a Twitter video I liked
has also been uploaded by the creator to an actual video site, so I might actually find it in the future. Click.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post Britain's finest culinary imports know their eggs
(with added butter)

(stubhuman, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't overdo it
One egg is un oeuf
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post that's nothing
just wait until you see Eggs: Part Deux.
 (stubhuman, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post In for the Kill
was my favourite.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 21:36, Reply)
This is a link post Callahan (1982)
A failed pilot for a half-hour sitcom based on Indiana Jones, co-starring Jamie Lee Curtis. It's rubbish but it's expensive rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair it would have been up against Tales of the Gold Monkey
so not sure it would have stood much of a chance
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post And that didn't last long.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Limit to how far you could spin out new stories within budget i'd guess

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post So much
of that into just screams 80s.
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Do Americans really put commercials in right after the opening credits?
Crikey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post My word. That opening theme is a new level of shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:00, Reply)
This is a link post John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis.
It can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice cream from children.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Episodes
here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
I like the style of it.
But why? I know attitudes to sex are very different in the Scandi countries but this is madness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
very different healthier
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone’s guess
But being Danish, here’s mine: The Danish equivalent to BBC has a long tradition for unorthodox kids-entertainment. As far as I know, their people creating it are usually young and have relatively large creative freedom in what they make.
The show has caused quite a stir in DK as well.

Bonus info: my 3 year-old likes it (at first he assumed it was a tail, until I broke the truth - which made it even better).

Fingers crossed for a female season 2...
 (I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds like he says "ow, fuckin ell' at 4:00
In the first episode when the dog bites his penis holding a sausage.
 (Sherbs, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha :D
Properly does.
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The subtitles at that point in the video are oddly truncated...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post And yet it's reported as being about a man who has no control over his penis
When it's patently obvious that couldn't be further from the truth!

I find it joyously bonkers and don't have much time for the guy claiming it's "a celebration of the power of male genitalia", like penises can actually do what's portrayed. I'm very glad they include a comment from a psychologist saying that the opponents "may be overthinking things....kids do find genitals funny".

Also: Dammit - you beat me to it!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Some people confuse body parts with sexuality.
I blame religions and Victorian bullshit, Freud didn't exactly help.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Confusing sex organs with sex? Mental.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Best pretend they don't exist until puberty then eh?
Better educated children who are not embarrassed to mention them are more difficult for abusers to manipulate or blackmail. So much so that committed predatory types go to other cultures where it is easier, like Thailand or Cambodia.
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This is a normal post Ok, you make a good point there, but
you were beginning to sound like a naturist, and they seem to me to be attention seeking exhibitionists. I saw some nudists playing tennis once, balls flying around everywhere. It was pretty clear to me they were enjoying being looked at by those who passed by far more than they were enjoying the tennis. And they weren’t barefoot, trainers and socks, which made me think getting their cocks out was what it was really all about. Which given the courts were in a park with loads of kids all around the place made the whole enterprise highly suspect.
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This is a normal post They were probably nudists and exhibitionists.
AFAIK the naturists are more likely to have private resorts or beaches. I imagine for most people once the initial embarrassment is over, it might become mundane, pity teenagers though, unexpected boner!
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This is a normal post Agree
My 1-child test panel that has watched all episodes twice, is at the sexual awareness-level of “penis! - teeheh”. And I assume that the rest of the target-audience is similar.
I would argue that the creators (and the psychologist quoted) has a pretty good idea about their audience.
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This is a link post Best bit in Grease under analysis I made this!
Some nonsense about Danny's high note.

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This is a link post Full frontal Scottish fold


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This is a link post 'ere, no, stop messin' about with me evaporator
Carry on in a galaxy, far, far away
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This is a normal post Very good!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post V good but needs more Swanee Whistles

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:28, Reply)
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very well done
 (razzle, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You can have Vader voiced by Charles Hawtree of Kenneth Williams
you can't have him voiced by both.
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This is a normal post I know, totally ruined my immersion.
Edit: brb, we've fucked up, delete the post before anyone else notices!!
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post What are you two on about?
That was Williams consistently throughout that clip as Vader, and Hawtree as the gold robot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it’s Williams all the way through though?

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 19:00, Reply)
This is a link post cat doesn't care


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This is a normal post Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what Schrödinger's cat looks like before anyone looks into the box

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This is a normal post quantum cat is indeterminate

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This is a normal post Obviously
not a chinese restaurant
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This is a normal post Teribble razy lacism

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This is a normal post .
I RORd
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This is a link post I heard this randomly and think you might like it
very phoenix / tame impala

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