Those Hydraulic Press Channel nutters launch heavy object with a 50 mm thick steel cube and hand grenades.
"And here we go!"
(, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 18:42, Reply)
Is she a symptom of the NotGays? Was she initially supposed to be an equal member but gradually got pushed aside by the insufferably annoying men? Is she the only woman that any of the men involved in this video know? Why does she put up with these overcompensating annoying fuckwits?
(, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 13:46, Reply)
Perhaps she simply doesn’t speak as much English as her other half?
(, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 16:44, Reply)
Why can't he have have his wife in front of the camera? His fucking video.
(, Tue 29 Jun 2021, 4:18, Reply)
She used to be the main camera operator, I think.
She also makes the little plasticine creatures that they have to deal with on the Hydraulic Press channel. They are verry dangeroos.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2021, 22:21, Reply)
by telling her how shit her own choices are.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 18:00, Reply)
(, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 18:40, Reply)
We get a lot of these unlicensed and uninsured bastards on quads and dirt bikes round my way. When they’re not tearing up the grass in the green areas they’re racing up and down the streets at 3am.
Fuck the lot of them.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 9:33, Reply)
Completely silent until they fall off. Which is how it should be
(, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:27, Reply)
Alice selects a private number (54) which she does not send to Bob, at 4:24 Bob selects a private number (24) and does not send that to Alice.
Then at 4:37 Alice uses Bob's private number in a calculation (54*24), and at 4:56 Bob uses Alice's private number in a calculation (24*54).
The only explanation can be that public/private keys are indeed magic and allow telepathy.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 10:30, Reply)
They are not actually using each other's private numbers in the calculation of the shared secret - the video just substituted the values to show how they are effectively ending up with the same calculation, even though they each only know one of the factors explicitly.
I tried following this through with a calculator and couldn't get the sums to work out. It turns out this video was a rough draft containing mistakes, and the final version (with valid arithmetic) is here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEBfamv-_do
The author also admitted his explanation of how the shared secret is calculated was confusing, and reworked that in the final version. The paint analogy is a really nice explanation of the principle, however.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 23:17, Reply)
As we've had the Frank Gorshin one...
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 20:06, Reply)
Not exactly songs, more like “music with dialogue from the first few episodes” aside from the na-na-na-na-Batman theme (which if you’ve not heard the break in the middle comes as big surprise).
Kinda like Batdance by Prince two decades later, now I think about it.
youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1jKJNV-jYeXwRxBp9hwP7_CyZf4-6tu2
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 20:21, Reply)
that after proof-reading and allowing some suspect punctuation someone said, "Best stick something in about your kids"
"I also need be with....."
Signed scrawl and fucks off
i.guim.co.uk/img/media/7ffbe50f7bb0be3a0a6ae23a7d2d7a17e3147640/0_0_756_1024/master/756.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=3f95aa55214d147df3aa7057e32d0d32
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 19:42, Reply)
Does he think it makes him sound more sympathetic? I bet his missus hit the roof after reading that
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 19:54, Reply)
so he can look after his children every other weekend.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 20:00, Reply)
He love lamp.
DfE staff will be dreading the worst in the next reshuffle.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 20:42, Reply)
makes you wonder what he's found out is going to get printed in the papers tomorrow

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(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 20:16, Reply)
Gove needed his endorsement, but didn't get it. Not "one of us"? Hancock gave it to the shambling laundry basket instead.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 20:59, Reply)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 11:48, Reply)
“It’s a little like the Mafia.” “We know how to destroy people,” ...
Eerm, I see no precedence your Honor.
Source: www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/rupert-murdochs-american-scandals-243127/
(, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 6:03, Reply)
A tragedy that he is dead while Jim Davidson and Michale Macintyre still roam the planet.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:07, Reply)
My medieval re-enactor mate makes an authentic bra for her medievalist events.
Be nice.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 18:42, Reply)
Not talking about myself, extrapolating from pictures of a damaged medieval garment is quite an undertaking...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 6:26, Reply)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 19:15, Reply)
Can't people keep it to a appreciative yet uncreepy "phwooar"?
(, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 2:38, Reply)
It doesn't make you sound like you're a nutter who'd suddenly turn up at a complete stranger's doorstep with a suitcase, because you have no idea how to talk to people or behave in the real world.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 9:33, Reply)
you rotter
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 16:21, Reply)
Very odd behaviour if it wasn’t subterfuge.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 17:11, Reply)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 9:46, Reply)
...stricter than the government ethics rules?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 13:38, Reply)
twitter.com/Ireunderworld/status/1408755053054238720
(, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 16:43, Reply)
Bob Mortimer evidently from the comments
Oops, here's the real channel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCbcS3AMoi4
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 9:13, Reply)
I was kept awake last night thinking about Spanners by The Black Dog. My favourite Lp of the 90s possibly.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 8:30, Reply)
Thankfully, they've carried it on with Plaid...
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 21:00, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aYQ7-FklCY
I do like a bit of the Black Dog also
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 21:43, Reply)
I must dust off his Basic Data Manipulation.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 19:29, Reply)
More than nine years ago I managed to recreate a synth, used by Benny Benassi in the track he wrote for Chris Brown, "Beautiful People". I created a YouTube video, basically just to show off how accurate a recreation it was.
Recenlty, someone popped into my mail asking about the preset (patch), which made me search for it again in my archives. After mailing it to the guy, I started playing around with the demo song I made using it (featured in the video), and I kind of got lost in the process...
Long story short: here's my 2021 interpretation, aptly named Beautiful Peephole, - as ever: work-in-progress. It starts out as as the original, then I began adding my own stuff to it, and built from that.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 23:25, Reply)
I need bigger speakers for this :)
Now if you would excuse me, I have to do some mild bouncing around the room listening to this.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 2:34, Reply)
Of reasons to get my hands on a BK Monolith subwoofer.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 15:10, Reply)
Didn't he do an egg shaped craft with a monkey within?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 15:34, Reply)
cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2183/9713/products/Imgs_Square_SplitWarBirds_v1_ME109_2000x.jpg?v=1603308585
Should sell well in Coventry.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:32, Reply)
I see they also have Phantom socks, and not just any old Phantoms but 74 Squadron Phantoms. I used to spend many an afternoon sitting by the fence of RAF Wattisham watching those.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 16:10, Reply)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 16:34, Reply)
She would have loved these jokes - to paraphrase her drum kit and Justin Bieber, respectively.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 5:32, Reply)
I'll wear a spitfire one on the other foot and have wacky Battle of Britain footwear
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 19:40, Reply)
Four minutes you won't get back.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:24, Reply)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:36, Reply)
which is actually a Transport Safety film - if only for the utterly sadistic parents at the end.
“The film ends with a disfigured Robbie confined to a wheelchair. He is watching some other children play football, with a commentary by the narrator about how he will never be able to play again. The final shot is of his football boots, which he will now never need again, hanging up on the back of his bedroom door at home.”
(Who on earth would taunt their kid like that?!)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbie_(film)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 20:51, Reply)
'Dave Datblygu' died a few days ago which is crap as so few people have heard their music even in Wales. This song is part of my youth that I rarely visit now. Possibly my favourite intro of any song by my favourite Welsh band.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:05, Reply)
Mainly 'Y Teimlad' because of the SFA cover. What (very) little I can understand of their other songs made me google the lyrics, but can never find any.
Got the impression he was never particularly arsed about being popular though?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:28, Reply)
Made this innocent little animation a few years ago for my singer friend Dan, who loves his bed.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:25, Reply)
Just watched it with my friend who writes Hey Duggee and we were both "Awwww" and watched right to the end.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:40, Reply)
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