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Glozell hot pepper challenge- Harmonizator
(, Mon 27 Jun 2022, 12:22, Reply)
He took something inherently funny
and stripped away all its entertainment value by playing a really poor bass solo while wearing a tacky clown costume.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 27 Jun 2022, 13:59,
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Reminds me of that old musical adage - "If you can't hum it, don't play it"
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 28 Jun 2022, 3:28,
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I clicked on the link, and read what seemed to be several thousand words
each increasingly boring.
The writer seems to be righteously moaning about how students these days are all rich because we lost free university education in the late 90s, and so they're a bit detached and very privileged and we should all possibly do something about it, or not, whatever.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 22:02,
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on the theme of rich kid arts
two storey studio apartments in this along with lofts
(, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 21:59, Reply)
My favourite art by an already wealthy person is
www.ringostarrart.com/
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 22:54,
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classic
mccartney's stuff is worthy of spanish fresco touch-up too
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 27 Jun 2022, 1:39,
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Grace Slick does mostly rodents and nude women.
graceslick.com/portfolio/
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 27 Jun 2022, 1:51,
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In the absence of anything else
At least its not dubbed this week.
One for the paint on boobs fetishists.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 14:10,
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Psoriasis is a terrible affliction
Keep rubbing that cream in Toyah
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 15:33,
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I wouldn't mind if the dubbing was from old Shaw Brothers movies
Your dragon style is weak, old man.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 15:34, Reply)
And on a practical point
All that going down the plug hole of her shower is not a good idea. Could easily lead to a blockage. Oof.
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Varmint, Mon 27 Jun 2022, 12:51,
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It's okay
There is probably a strapping plumber who'll clean out the trap on her waste pipe.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 27 Jun 2022, 13:33,
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Ooh - looking forward to that!
I wonder how long before Quentin makes it onto C4.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 12:25,
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Might be worth it just for the mental breakdowns on Gogglebox
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 13:23,
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I wonder if they will keep it as weird
or whether they will tone it down for TV
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 20:14,
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fuck you. this just sarted on telly and i still like it. Klang klang klang
spy who loved me titles
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unclepills, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 20:19,
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mandatory link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC8dWWImNzU
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 20:20,
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Same, I turned to it when ya man was skiied off the cliff.
I watched the titles and flicked over when titles finished.
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Sgt. Welt, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 20:59,
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They don't age well.
Kids around the country, why doesn't he use his phone?
(, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 16:08, Reply)
What spy uses a WW2 Luger ffs?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 27 Jun 2022, 13:27,
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Suspect there's a commentary or note somewhere out there that states the silhouette sequences no longer include nipples or visible pubic hair after they were digitally altered for an american audience
(, Mon 27 Jun 2022, 19:01, Reply)
Religions are bizarre.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 28 Jun 2022, 16:32,
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One with more sense than the guy with a tiny little Walther?
You can actually get modern reproductions as it happens, even in 45 calibre.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 29 Jun 2022, 4:40,
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I'm currently on holiday reading Roger Moore's Autobiography, My Word Is My Bond
Beautifully written and very funny. Highly recommended if you haven't read it.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2022, 10:35,
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Hope Russia has more of these rockets
the war will be over in no time
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 13:54,
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The bottle fell over in the wind.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 22:25,
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I've had Chinese fireworks do that to me
It turns out they really did mean 25 metres.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 22:55,
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"hey captain, do I put in our coordinates first or zat of the target?"
"Christ Yuri, we did zis three times in training. Just fire za fucking missile"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 14:37,
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They have history.
upside down sensors
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl12dXYcUTo&t=23s
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 22:11,
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Goat! Of Kiev.
Forget the ghost, this is the goat. Sets off Russian boobytrap.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 13:33, Reply)
Best comment:
"Who writes these stories?
It almost appears that that the repetition, etc is intended to stretch the presentation to include maximum advertisement. (?)"
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 14:13,
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And the only source for this is "Ukrainian intelligence".
Obvious propaganda is obvious.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 0:04,
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An A-Maze-ing book adventure
I made this!
Live readings captured as part of an immersive installation at the book dept reread.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 9:31, Reply)
Where am I? What year is it? Who's the president!?
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 1:27,
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i love the editing around the 1:29 mark. "how can we show he's startled to discover the year? I know.."
cut to a close of just the date. forget about the rest of the newspaper text, it'll just distract, just print it on a blank sheet, and put a light on it for even more emphasis so it glows. then quickly cut to a close on his face. no, not his face, on just his fucking eyeballs
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 11:51,
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Gotta admit, though. For its time, The Twilight Zone was pretty fucking revolutionary.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 13:05, Reply)
i never really saw it.
they repeated a lot of old american shows in australian tv, f-troop, rockford files, but not that, unfortunately
I'm assuming you mean in the plotline sense, rather than revolutionary direction
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 23:35,
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Can't imagine other branches of Islam having such a good old sing song.
Nooran sisters can really belt it out.
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Varmint, Sun 26 Jun 2022, 11:48,
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This was the last bit of Sufi music I remember being posted
b3ta.com/links/971996
Apart from it looking really hot and sweaty, I'd love to take part in one of these - watch for the guy who needs to wipe his face so he borrows the shirt of the guy in front!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 27 Jun 2022, 21:10,
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Did someone mention Lemmy, Hellfest ad
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 23:58,
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Just been to see Suzanne Ciani perform live...
Amazing, and she's still so generous of spirit...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 22:58,
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What does 'generous of spirit' mean tho?
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 25 Jun 2022, 7:42,
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She's often keen to share her knowledge of electronic music rather than keeping it shrouded in mystery...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 11:55,
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Only missing 'Aussie Man' commentary.
Well it ate his dog, what would you have done?
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 18:14,
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If he's such a hero why did he eat his dog!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 1:25,
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Anyone else think that this whole 'Zelensky addresses...' thing is getting a bit fucking tacky?
I get it. Ukraine, good. Russia, bad. But do we really need him popping up at every large event to remind us of our civic duty to point the finger at the villains? It's all getting a bit Beardy Greta for my liking.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 14:57, Reply)
I don't think politicians should 'perform' at Glastonbury, or be invited to TED, etc.
That said, if it annoys a Kremlin supporter like you, I'm all in favour of whatever it is. For that is what politics is all about these days, being less upset than your ideological enemies.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 15:09,
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all political opinions taste the same
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 18:53,
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I'm much more upset that apparently the fucking Libertines are still a going concern.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 15:29, Reply)
I enjoyed their 10 minute drum solo
during which Pete consumed a mega breakfast.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 21:27,
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Anything that helps prevent World War Twelve has to be a good thing
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 15:32,
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_11
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 17:27,
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Long live our marvelous secretary of state for the internet.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 0:13,
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Fair enough if he'd do Wonderwall or something to gee up the crowd
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rob, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 19:23,
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Have a story about LGBT rights in Ukraine. Should probably add a trigger warning.
www.spectator.co.uk/article/zelensky-s-homophobia-row-reveals-a-divided-ukraine
Could make joining the EU tricky.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 20:27,
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Hey, Hungary made it in, and they keep threatening to add Turkey. I'd imagine being in an actual war with Russia might put more of a damper on it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 21:52,
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Well, it took a war with Russia for Ukraine to very suddenly be granted candidate status, so not too much of a damper.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 2:24,
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Could he be the next Che Guevara type figure?
Perhaps some dapper headgear and one filtah later we can start printing the tees.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 21:06,
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Che Guevara was a cunt. He tortured and murdered people, and was an overt racist.
Why the left continue their adolescent mythologising of him is inexplicable.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 22:15,
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I think it is because students are thick as pigshit
I certainly was. Most of em grow out of it though.
I didn't obvs.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 22:31, Reply)
what was his position on trans rights?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 23:10,
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Consider the words TYPE, FIGURE
Of course he did appalling things, they all do. This didn't stop his image being insanely popular.
How many vile people have the 'right' idolised over the years, Thatcher was friends with pinochet the current crop seem to be using the Trumpf playbook (to quote a horrid 'merican phrase).
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 23:29,
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Yeah, but how many right winger’s images become a mainstream pop culture icon?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 2:27,
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I note that both sides also use cancel culture type attacks when the target is someone they don't like
but there's hypocrisy on the right because they also push plenty of "pc gone mad" "lets get out of the EHCR" etc stuff to their readership decrying the kinds of character assignation stuff for saying the wrong thing and putting overemphasis on side issues, that they then go and pull themselves. Che's 'racism' boils down to a couple of quotes in his early 20s, against years fighting in the literal sense for black liberation in places like the congo. the "zelensky homophobia row" is about some minister making a homophobic comment on social media. anyway, not trying to start an argument or to suggest they're without flaws, just pointing out if they don't like cancel culture, they shouldn't make those kinds of attacks
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 4:26,
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I dispute your whitewash of Guevara’s transgressions.
You’ve already moved on to cancel culture, the ECHR and the media.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 14:01,
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Moved on to cancel culture? That was my opening sentence
Do you read things in reverse? Anyway, I didn’t really want to get into a debate about the merits of Guevara, just pointing out that the spectator articles you share like the one titled “ zelensky homophobia” which are trying to confect some outrage over some social media comment his minister made, well that same mag is constantly rallying about political correctness gone mad, e,g www.spectator.com.au/2020/06/the-pc-monster-wants-to-eat-all-the-fun/ , and thats hypocritical, and they’re not the only ones on the right that have this double standard. i hope this make it clearer. I use ‘cancel culture’ as a term for it, but you could equally call it “getting disproportionately outraged by petty bullshit like tweets and opinions”
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 15:16,
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Right now their survival depends on what they can get from the west
If Zelensky has to record slightly cringy videos for Glastonbury to keep the rich voters on side then that's a price worth paying for him.
If you want something really tacky then give russian TV a go.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 22:00, Reply)
it's almost like the annoying cunt thinks there's a war on
oh, wait
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 0:20,
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yes we do
It couldn't be more important.
You know that
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 3:01,
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swalk
www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-61938933
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 21:43,
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Limmy vs James Corden
Maybe on safe ground when I say Limmy has a pathological hatred of Carpool Karoake
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colmcq2, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 14:34,
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Do James Cordon fans exist?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 14:57,
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Do any of us exist?
What do we mean by "us"? What do we mean by "what"?
I have to go and lie down for a bit.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 18:06,
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They used to.
Back in the olden days, when Limmy's site was a collection of surreal/absurdist humour and daft webtoys like the 'You are a Fucking Cunt' xylophone.
His creativity seems to have taken a nosedive since he got sober. Which is unfortunate. But fair play to the guy. There are far worse ways to lose your spark.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 20:38, Reply)
a nice blooper as a change of pace
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 1:20,
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It was so much more exciting in the '70s
Silveroid body? Tick
Jerky space disco movements? Tick
Well, bring it on!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 0:45, Reply)
Have a click
I remember the song well from when it was in the charts, but I've never seen the video - awesome, in an awesomely cheesy way!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 13:40,
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Italo disco checklist:
Out of tune [x]
Out of focus [x]
Scifi lyrics [x]
Robot [x]
Yup, it's a classic alright.
It's got nothing on Under The Ice, mind you.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 15:04,
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Reminds me of this. Not sure whether sampled or re-done.
youtu.be/BlkMiP15r1g
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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 16:08,
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cricket gloves are a nice touch
might have been an idea to use a box too though,
that camel hoof if a distraction
(, Sat 25 Jun 2022, 10:44, Reply)
Not today you aren't
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Jun 2022, 15:14,
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Trip to the vet.
Get those anal glands expressed.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 23 Jun 2022, 21:12,
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How does the vet do it?
Lots of latex gloves
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 23 Jun 2022, 23:33,
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Once more, with feeling.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 24 Jun 2022, 0:39,
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Very interesting
I can see that as a handy tool for eaves dropping and spying.
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Varmint, Thu 23 Jun 2022, 9:20,
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I seem to remember...
...that shining a laser on the window and recording the vibrations was used as a method of eavesdropping. Presumably using a high speed camera since Q has the budget for it!
Interesting link
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 23 Jun 2022, 10:40,
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You’d use an interferometer setup to generate an analogue signal
But yes. Lasers can be used to record sound at a distance, as long as you have a sufficiently flexible surface to bounce the laser off. Glass works.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Jun 2022, 11:05,
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Given someone worked out how to see* through bushes at a distance I wouldn't be surprised if they haven't worked out how to work with multiple lasers to combine and recreate audio from poorer sources
*used multiple sources then reconstituted what was on the other side
(, Thu 23 Jun 2022, 11:26, Reply)
Yes, that was on
Tomorrows World back in the 80s! And I'm sure tech has moved on since then... the quality from this method certainly sounds improved.
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FridgeBadger, Thu 23 Jun 2022, 13:13,
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I’m sure I read about it in an old Larry Niven book too.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 23 Jun 2022, 19:22,
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The Russian's did this in the 1940's with microwaves
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Jun 2022, 11:09,
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