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This is a link post All this engineering and ingenuity
to facilitate having a shit time at sea.
Cool timelapse though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep reading that as "having a shit at sea".
Meet the world's most expensive floating toilet.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 3:42, Reply)
This is a normal post A friend of mine made a computer from scratch many years ago
But for some reason I can't help thinking about what the project plan must have looked like!
*edit* Oh FFS - my laptop has replaced the subject again - that's a reply from years ago!
I meant to say "That's astounding".
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Satisfaction
This is very satisfying to the (maybe longest) German b3ta-member.
 (I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Sat 9 Dec 2023, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hallo!

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 9 Dec 2023, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Just how long are you?

(WinnieTheTurd, Mon 11 Dec 2023, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's distopian

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 9 Dec 2023, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Did the front fall off?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 10 Dec 2023, 23:23, Reply)
This is a link post Chelmsford man banned from cycling caught riding to probation meeting

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post He's been assaulting multiple women
so they tell him not to go on his bike?
 (sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 11 months chokie for riding a bike seems harsh

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post In UK law, taking the piss is harshly punished.
See also 'perverting the course of justice'.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Dec 2023, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wasn't just riding a bike though, was it? He was found in contempt of court. They take that shit seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i think it was for breaking some sort of no-bike asbo

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 10 Dec 2023, 2:50, Reply)
This is a link post Early Test Run of Google's Gemini AI I made this!
The footage they didn't want you to see....
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 7 Dec 2023, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I understand why AI is confused
One more pube on each side and it would have really obvious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
It's not often that coffee ejects from my nose (I don't even drink coffee)
 (I helped save b3ta! moogman, Sat 9 Dec 2023, 10:36, Reply)
This is a link post "i've got to go now so this is my last poem." Dammit

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly talentless.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
That's why millions liked him
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Wut
Mass popularity is not the same as quality, skill, or talent.
 (Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Dec 2023, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Which of those do you have experience with lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Big black cocks oh hahaha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Dec 2023, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post HOLD ON I KNOW YOU

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Millions of cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 7 Dec 2023, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The Grohl scenario.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Dec 2023, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Millions more greeted the news with ‘who?’

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post bit too brown for you eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The pinko’s default position: that person has criticised a non-white person, ergo they are racist.
Have you ever actually read any of his ‘poetry’? It’s fucking shit, and hardly even merits the description doggerel. I doubt you have read much poetry, or any at all, you’re probably too busy calling people racist and virtue signaling. Just because he conformed with your notion of the magical negro trope doesn’t mean he ever said or wrote anything worthwhile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you say stuff like this out loud?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, Benny, you’ll find me at any spoken word open mic night. That’s how I met Benny Zephaniah. You’d have loved him, he was so magical.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post bit too pinko for you eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Mate, he’s a pound shop Gil Scott Heron, and you know it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an embarrassingly lazy response.
"You're criticising a person that happens to be black! That must mean you're a racist!"
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 9 Dec 2023, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That might be more convincing if we all pretend this is some kind of bizarre departure from this person's usual responses, but it isn't, and you're perfectly aware of that.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Dec 2023, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You so full of shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 9 Dec 2023, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Poetry connoisseur are we, fella?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well he's called Prufrock, so he knows TS Eliot. And if you know TS Eliot, you know this guy is not a fucking poet.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 8 Dec 2023, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You and Pru could start a poetry group
You wouldn't have to read any poetry, just pretend to each other that you know all about it
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh hello. Is BZ is a good poet? Or is he rubbish? Or don't you know? Ready for your critique right here.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 8 Dec 2023, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he's dead and he's still managing to wind up numpties so that's a plus in my book

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh do look darling! Look at the dear little black man winding up numpties.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 8 Dec 2023, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You wouldn't believe how long these tragic little grudges can last
b3ta.com/links/1585575
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know, I'm not here much, I've seen Pufrock before but not his sock

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen my socks?
They’re pink with Hello Kitty at the top and individual toe parts. They were really nice and warm and I could do with having them back in this weather.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the few interactions we've had which you haven't deleted
Because I generally show you up for what you are: a fucking child.

"Lenny Henry - black" lol. As with BZ, there is literally no other explanation.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 9 Dec 2023, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post We can all be refugees
Nobody is safe,
All it takes is a mad leader
Or no rain to bring forth food,
We can all be refugees
We can all be told to go,
We can be hated by someone
For being someone.

- Benjamin Zephaniah, 'We Refugees'

Rest in Peace
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
There are only nine meals between mankind and anarchy.
(Alfred Henry Lewis)
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
No need to lose your head!
(Jacqueline Kennedy)
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a lot to get through
I reckon i could only manage two, three tops.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 8 Dec 2023, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Genuinely thought you were taking the piss like us. But it's real!
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 7 Dec 2023, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What is it with all the racial hatred on /links anyway?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Dec 2023, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the blacks for it

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well colour me surprised!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Dec 2023, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post s'alright
like a jamaican pam ayres
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Jam Ay[C]ers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Do you not mean a Brummie Pam Ayres?
 (abc, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post he was doing a jamaican accent for the bits I listened to, but it might have been of his own accord

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 10 Dec 2023, 2:56, Reply)
This is a link post :)

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Human replaced by robot in less than a second
click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 7 Dec 2023, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
What do you reckon, a dare?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post A friendly joke with the crew apparently.
Producer was counting down from ten and she followed along using a different finger than is normally used for one.

Ed: Thomasz Schafernaker tries (and fails) to cover up doing the same thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm going for 1st
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the first...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=svt6MTmTAKQ
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like
someone is getting fired over this. It seems they used a system where the user is logged, so they can find out who did it.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
It was live on air, not leaked.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Could the camera have gone live a second earlier than it ought to have
maybe? She was doing a count-down and was on one which we normally don't see.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit happens.
It’s not like Schafernaker got the boot, which is nice because I like watching him do the weather forecast.

Come to think of it, do hand gestures even count as swearing viz. the watershed?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You seen
his Attitude cover too?
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed I have.
He don’t arf look good in a suit.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck everyone can google this story and contribute their banal insights, truly /links is peak 2023 internet.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
If you press 9 at a certain tempo she does her Twiki impression
 (swank, Sat 9 Dec 2023, 21:17, Reply)
This is a link post Really cool animation
Yeah there's an American but nothing's perfect
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 7:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I still say Veritasium can take his clickbait and fuck right off.
And some American YouTube explanations are quite good, it’s generally those who start with “Hey guys” and add loud and pointless soundtracks that are the worst.

But seriously, transmission lines work using black magic as far as I’m concerned.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
AND HIT THAT BELL SO YOU GET NOTIFIED WHENEVER I UPLOAD A NEW VIDEO!
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a tough one cos some of these irritating hyper excited yanks actually have some solid content
Veritasium's one on fractals blew my mind and SciShow and Science Asylum have some really great videos that set off big lightbulbs.

Why can't they be more British about it =/

I reckon it might be because they are trying to gee up teens rather than fumpy old gruckers like us
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Plenty of sober Americans, and nearly as many loud and obnoxious Brits.
I'm looking at you Colin.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post this is a just and proportionate response

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 blue 1 brown is always worth a watch.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post They always leave me behind
Machine gun of words and eventually I'm lost and give up. I'm more ElectroBOOM.... well I can't follow his explanations but it makes me laugh when he screams
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 9 Dec 2023, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked it

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 19:14, Reply)
This is a link post Questions

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the exam where I cheat by looking into the soul of the person next to me?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post now is a bit variable
but it's under 300 milliseconds unless you arrange some quite specific situations, like Bose-Einstein condensates. Basically, you can stretch out now for as long as you can stop a superposition from collapsing, and even then only in the local area of the particle in a superposition.

Also, the set of all sets does contain itself, but does the set of all sets which do *not* contain themselves contain itself?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's very fucking variable.
If you could instantly snapshot all the nows across the observable universe (accounting for every kind of time lag/latency) they would not all describe the same moment in terms of causality and the next tick of their quantum woo clocks would all diverge from each other according to local gravity, velocity and distance from each other. So there is no absolute now, only a fuzzy relative now, human perception of time is probably total bullshit, there are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep and the rivers dream, people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice and somewhere else the tea is getting cold. Come on, Ace, we've got work to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "Now" is as long as it takes to say the word "Now"

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes, that's true actually
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Russells paradox is about "the set of all sets that are NOT members of themselves"

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
but the guy in the video only mentions the set of all sets and whether it contains itself, which, of course, it does. It seems he was trying to refer to Russel's paradox but got it wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me, I need a haircut.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Oh no, not again'
This video does not help my overthinking.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Dec 2023, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i tend to think that "now" is another concept, like "purpose", that humans think is very important because that's the way our monkey brains have evolved
but that's because life itself is essentially a complicated form of causality, so we are incapable of experiencing reality as a continuum with past present and future all existing together where "now" has no intrinsic meaning beyond the ordinal position of that form in that continuum. That Einsteins relativism is the only way that we can accurately describe that reality, by its relation to other forms. There is no "hour" or "now", just an ordinal relationship of causality depending on the closeness of events and the observer. Therefore, I should not have to pay this parking ticket.
Sincerely
cumquat may
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was just going to say that.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Dec 2023, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/nRGCZh5A8T4?si=Im_SSe1mGDoVsrgG
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but when will then be now?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post In the movie they say 'soon'
but that's when now will be then. Then will never be now again.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Fine. I’ll just go with Planck time because that sounds vaguely clever.
But if space isn’t quantised then why should time be?
No need to answer; that’s one of those questions where if you can understand the answer you wouldn’t have needed to ask the question in the first place.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Never' is quite a statement
given that negative mass is a plausible thing, and given that negative mass objects in motion behave as if they're time reversed, and given that observers moving at (or above) relativistic speeds would witness some causality-breaking effects when observing each other...

If time is an emergent quality of space, and space can be manipulated, I think it's plausible that we could arrange energy and mass in ways that allow for meaningful/useful time reversal.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post How soon is now?

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You go about things the wrong way.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post And you go home

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post And you cry

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post And you want to die

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a message on behalf of the Samaritans
- by Missery, from The Sulks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 8 Dec 2023, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post Indulgent extension of Renegade by Venbee I made this!
Drum n bass track which samples Theme from Love Story so I had a play about to give it a sweeping and soppy intro.
(beanolabub, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 13:42, Reply)
This is a link post Motivational Juggling

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Must have been inspired by the twat I posted below

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 5:09, Reply)
This is a link post He's hit and miss but this one works an absolute treat!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
At the end of the day, it's a game of two arves, and the lads gave it 110%
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Now do one about that uniquely odd manner of speaking used by some newcasters.
Where for some reason their batteries seem to start running down when they approach the end of… a… sentence.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post Property of Winstar Home Video
For screening purposes,only.

I guess not for putting in a sandwich or grouting tiles then

GC 2009
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post As Bart Simpson once said to Lisa
"you've actually found a use for geometry!"
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish he would do it without the bad acting
yes it's AAA+ skill.

But the pretending-to-be-confused or working-it-out or the surprised or the a-ha! look really grinds my gears. It seems to be par for the course with all these cunts. Just fucking do it and impress the shit out of me without the amateur dramatic bullshit.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 5 Dec 2023, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't going to say anything
But yeah absolutely. Like a bad mime
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs to be a version of the vitruvian man

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 7:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m no Steve Mould but as tricks go, is that one particularly difficult?
I mean it’s an equilateral triangle, so if the ball is bouncy enough wouldn’t it tend to bounce back to roughly where it started?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's very difficult because
you have to throw exactly along the central line or the ball will bounce out.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 6 Dec 2023, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post all jugglers are like bukake experts
you need to be precise with your tossing
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Has flashbacks to Mutara nebula.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Fun Fact(s)*
He was David Bowies hand double in “labyrinth” for all the crystal ball fondling scenes.

He was also taught to juggle by Penn from Penn & Teller

* may not be fun
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want to think about why David Bowie needed a hand double.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 10 Dec 2023, 13:07, Reply)
This is a link post I don't like these personalised ads


(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol

(Sherbs, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to click 'I made this!'
Seriously though, that's some of the worst faceswapping I've ever seen, and I've been watching Ninj flood /board with this shit for 20 years.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it. Surreal, which is what it's supposed to be I suppose...

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Appalling treatment of a established /board member.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Dec 2023, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly not appalling enough,
he's still posting.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Seamhorse

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post Child Labour in the early 20th Century I made this!
Still plodding thru the 20th century, having a gander at each year.

This time, the cheery topic of child labour.
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 9:30, Reply)
This is a link post Latest Alan Partridge Audiobook

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Opinions?
Had anyone read/listened to this? I found the last one to be fairly men if I'm honest.
 (Farty Funkhouser, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't listen because I already know what it will be like
I mean he's very good but I got the joke a few years ago
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not as good as "I, Partridge" nor "Nomad"

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The Gibbons era Partridge is nowhere near as good as the Ianucci era.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Dec 2023, 15:35, Reply)
This is a link post Oh so you like it when antibiotics work do you?
Colossal twat who as health minister suggested people should be able to get antibiotics without seeing a doctor.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Mon 4 Dec 2023, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking as a bacterium I'm not that keen on them
It's one reason I spend my time spreading anti medicine conspiracy theories on Facebook.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno, in my experience it's usually doctors who throw them around without justification.
It has got a lot better over the last 20-odd years, to be fair. In any case, this idea that *only* doctors have the necessary wisdom be able to prescribe antibiotics is nonsense. And since dentists, nurses and pharmacists have all been able to prescribe them for years anyway (as long as there's an evidence-based protocol in place, and for specific conditions) it's not even a new thing.

That said, I'm impressed they could tell the difference between the abscess and her brain.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we'd all be better off if they kept the abcess
and got rid of the brain.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post How would we know?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Dec 2023, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "Doctors are the problem...
Doctors aren't the problem anymore... other people should be able to prescribe... other people can prescribe and have been for ages.
She's a fuck-wit".
Got it.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 5 Dec 2023, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't because she was working hard
it was because she was in an environment filled with enough bacteria and fungus that it got into her leaky brain.

Of course now they have cut it out, the fungus and bacteria can go on to have a successful political career.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it an abscess?
Or did the rodent controlling her get fed up with her too and fuck off?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit, I never knew that. I don’t follow politics as closely as I did.
She also blithely admitted to giving an unfinished course of antibiotics to a friend, when she was health minister. I’m sorry about the tumour and all that, but it surely did the rest of us a favour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 21:50, Reply)

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