An apology
Gregg Wallace's current behaviour mede me think of this.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 23:30,
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I'm not that fussed about buttery biscuit bass man
a few sheilas getting their knickers in a twist because he talked about the joys of rooting his wife in their presence? To me that's more about petty sensibilities than actual harm
still, a wiser man would have kept schtum, people will just bleat louder if you attempt to self justify. Or better yet, claim mental illness like undiagnosed adhd and anxiety. he's fucked now
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 3:27,
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though I should note this is on the basis of reading two complaints against him, if he turns out to be semi-saville
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 4:47,
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I personally wouldn’t have gone as far as congratulating him
But you do you
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 12:44,
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This must have been an interesting day of filming
youtube.com/watch?v=aciSlE3mphY
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 9:36,
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I mean, if you can get cancelled just for being a cunt
then where's that going to leave the whole entertainment industry? They'll all be on here soon, unemployed and taking advantage of our no-holds-barred bants and lols forum.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 9:54,
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It's all about context and intent
And it seems he badly mis-read the room, repeatedly.
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Varmint, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 11:03,
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Nah, he's a sex-obsessed narcissist who never cared about the room.
He just likes pushing boundaries with sexualised 'banter' and making people (especially women) uncomfortable because he gets off on it.
I've known a couple of blokes in my time who had a very similar MO. Sweaty-palmed creeps, the lot of 'em.
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Yeah, creeps
I mean, we’re all members of a website where people post gushing magenta cock pics with metronome-like regularity. But let’s show how right-on we are. Anodyne is the new black
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 12:31,
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b3ta.com/board/11394635
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 19:32,
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"this shows the arrogance of a man who has zero introspection or self-awareness." U. Jonsson
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"I carried on my pursuit for love, pausing briefly for a fumble under the covers with a nearly 60-year-old, Sven-Goran Eriksson. Remember him, the former England football manager? Yes, I am also trying to forget it because sex was about as exciting as assembling an IKEA bookcase, which is what makes my argument for a younger man inescapably convincing." -U. Jonnsson
That Gregg, ay? having the arrogance and lack of self awareness to talk crudely about sex in front of people. Good thing you point out Ulrika shows us the high road, her selling her story to the Sun about what a lousy fuck Sven was and canning him on now deleted instagram posts after Sven announced his terminal cancer diagnosis notwithstanding.
That's the thing, Gregg probably is a cunt, I don't know the man but he kind of gives off that vibe, but it's remarkable how often people who pile in on internet sanctimony turn out to be cunts too. kind people tend to be tolerant and forgiving of flaws. Some of them like crude humour for it's own sake, and remarkably still manage to be kind and decent
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Dec 2024, 1:19,
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it's all connected, my would-be-moderator friend
it's the weave
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 0:48,
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But the "weave" is just a half baked excuse that Donald Trump uses to try and justify an incoherent stream of random prejudice, misogyny and disinformation. Surely you're not implying...
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What's this got to do with Gregg Wallace's alleged behaviour?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 2:50,
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*taps nose*
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 12:26,
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You really can't compare B3ta and its audience to bake off.
Mary Berry once asked me for an innuendo, so I gave her one.
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Varmint, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 19:43,
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That’s an inappropriate double team entendre
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 20:49,
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Mary Berry is Bruce Forsyth's secret twin.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Dec 2024, 1:03,
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That's the custom around here and accepted.
Not sure it would work out well in your average workplace.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Dec 2024, 0:47,
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I see he must have finally talked to his PR
bit late, but he is pushing the "mental health/I'm the victim here" angle in his apology
"I wasn’t in a good headspace when I posted it, I’ve been under a huge amount of stress, a lot of emotion, I felt very alone, under siege yesterday when I posted it"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 21:29,
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rather than take responsibility for his actions
he has doubled down, so he'll appear on GBNews/Talk TV talking about being canceled by the BBC. Love celeb double downs, great entertainment for all.
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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 11:35,
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There is a career path in the media for those who fully lean-in to the anti-woke side
But it’s a pretty crowded field and most end up ranting on some sad podcast and shilling for subscribers, like that father Ted bloke
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 13:06,
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He should have just stuck to the 'so fucking what' defence
and not tried to apologise or belittle his accusers. Just openly being a dick seems to grant you the licence to be a dick.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 18:00,
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Offshore exspelliamous!
Rupert Grint ordered to pay £1.8m in taxes after losing legal dispute
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 3:17,
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Poor sod
Can't even afford a haircut or a shave.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 9:47,
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Judging by the comb-forward,
nature is doing its best to help him out with at least part of that.
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the Dementauditors
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 4:48,
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He's a luvvy actor with a mind full of airy fairy actor stuff
He has an accountant (smart boy) and the accountant says "do this!" and the luvvy actor goes "smashing splendid, you're the expert!" and goes back to posing and reciting lines with depth and feeling.
Actor gets in trouble.
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 1:50,
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dodging 1.8 million seems a bit more than claiming that trip to thailand as business expense to research the role
I reckon it's more "Actor agrees to incorporate himself as a blind private interest foundation in Panama and pay himself via loans in Ukrainian Hryvnia converted into Ethereum"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 4:56,
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Well look, if you're in the position that your accountant says "I think I've found a way to save you £1.8 million" you're going to at least look at it aren't you? You're going to have to trust them as to whether it's all above board or not as they're the ones giving you professional advice.
It looks to me like he's been badly advised here.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 12:51,
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I’m not down on him, I really just posted so I could make the joke
Most people try to avoid paying tax. But he’s a working 36 year old adult, not the sultan of Brunei’s playboy son, seems unlikely he’d be unaware of where 2 million of his own hard earned went
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 13:16,
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Again
This ain’t his first rodeo. In fact I’m starting to get distinct Lestor Piggot vibes.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 13:33,
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A bit like Jimmy Carr - I always felt he was a victim of poor advice.
What bothers me is the recent shift by HMRC to saying that tax avoidance is dodgy - it used to be accepted that avoidance was making choices within the rules to minimise tax and was legal. Anything outside the rules was evasion and illegal. Now it feels like the only way to avoid getting into trouble is to take the higher tax option anywhere you have a choice.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 17:57,
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Jimmy Carr was not given bad advice.
He was given GOOD advice, which saved him money, legally.
And the fucking PRIME MINISTER took time out from an international summit to have a go at him for it. Credit to Carr for taking it on the chin, and fuck Cameron for sanctimoniously having a go at someone for obeying the rules HE (Cameron) SET.
Fair boils me piss that does.
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zero talent
lucky mother fucker, shit actor. i don't care if he pays his tax or not.
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I don't think I've seen him in any non-Potter stuff
but he seems to be working steadily on stage and screen, and has racked up a reasonable tally of awards and nominations for his work. I do care if he pays his taxes, the dodging cunt.
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He can say "Bloody hell!" very convincingly.
That's got to count for something.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 18:21,
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24 years ago and never forgotten
Director "Give me the line both of you".
LG "Bloody HELL!"
RG "BLOODY hell"
Director "Right you've got the part you talentless ginger twat....no the other one".
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The Actor Kevin Eldon
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 30 Nov 2024, 22:20,
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For me he'll always be... The Cleaner.
He wants to clean your dusty cups from the inside out.
They're dirty.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 1:32,
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Dirty.... dirty.... dirty
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 10:08,
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Simon Quinlank - King of Hobbies
on "Fist of Fun", way back in '93
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the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 22:30,
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How long until the inevitable cat video?
Quite weird being the only person ever to have viewed a video...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 30 Nov 2024, 17:21,
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Not getting that on Firefox Mobile or Chrome on my 'phone...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 30 Nov 2024, 20:49,
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Seems to be working now.
Could have been flooded by people from slashdot /s
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jonbob loves you, Sat 30 Nov 2024, 21:11,
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How long before
seeing something that cannot be forgotten and being unable to find it again, ever.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 30 Nov 2024, 21:32,
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It’s already happening.
From a French Canadian CGI short that I quite liked to a gorgeous football player from Cologne and his xtube account.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 30 Nov 2024, 21:46,
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Well you're doing better than me.
I got a young teen walking into the woods with an much older guy, (followed by the person filming it). Hope she got out ok.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 30 Nov 2024, 22:08,
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She said "I'm scared"
He said "It's alright for you, I'll be walking back on my own"
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Varmint, Sat 30 Nov 2024, 22:21,
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You can use the back arrow to replay previous videos
and clicking views or date takes you to the video on YT.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 14:41,
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The first one I saw was a bichon frisé sitting on a bed.
Close enough.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 17:17,
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This guy's channel deserves some love:
youtube.com/channel/UC-HJmQFTFsqwKuufesJ9ntQ/videos
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 20:12,
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We've Made Another Christmas Double A Side!
NSFW
I made this!
Once again, one song is bleak and the other is jolly and bouncy. There's also a bonus track - a cover of Roy Orbison's 'You Got It'.
Enjoy, and Merry Christmas!
(NSFW due to big swear in the first track)
Open in Spotify.
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Did someone mention Indonesian experimental metal?
Just seen these guys live...they rocked pretty heavily...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 20:43,
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Like a minimalist Fantomas
but a bit too minimal for me right now.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 30 Nov 2024, 0:02,
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I don't remember this at all. Gosh!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 19:52,
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I do.
At time of broadcast, and when the DVD was released four years later.
Is there a prize?
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I also remember it from all the times I felt nostalgia for Brass Eye clips and searched for them on YouTube so I think I should win
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I remember it from when it was posted here. What do I win?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Nov 2024, 18:11,
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11p
although with postage and Brexit charges, you owe me £3.5 Trillion thanks.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 5:38,
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I see the miaow miaow vid has been pulled
Here's Leticia hosting a TV programme including equipment scientificos
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Listen very carefully. I shall post this only once.
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 16:15,
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Fun with After Effects
I made this!
Hello, I made a little video for some musical stuff I'm working on. Might be mildly bad taste but probably SFW.
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New Animated Movie
Rendered entirely in Blender. Blendered?
Supposedly all real animal recordings. Involved Capybara tickling!
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:33,
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That looks like my cat
- but she's far less cooperative.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 11:10,
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I noticed a few comments saying that they thought it was a gmae a first.
Stray is an interesting game. Become a stray cat for a bit.
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They should get her to talk dirty to them.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:23,
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Some good, but mostly awful movie content
I was trying to find Denzel's "Fallen" and this YT channel came up. If you like Hard Ticket to Hawaii (Frisbee scene at 1h11m) and similar mildly nsfw guff ( and the odd pearl too)......
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 16:50,
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Trying hard to recall if Trancers was any good or just really corny.
Really need a YT mod where video plays like a badly rewound vhs cassette for that touch of authenticity
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Ooh!
A few movies there which I have been looking for!
Thanks!
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:35,
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hooray.
Hope I don't get told off
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 29 Nov 2024, 9:28,
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Digby... The Biggest Dog in the World
what a blast from the past, I remember that from my youth... that's this weekend sorted
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David Puerta Tiple
My Uncle died this morning. Have some of his tiple twiddling
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Talented fella
And hoping not to sound trite, but I'm sorry for your loss.
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 7:37,
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Just to clarify I clicked 'I like this' for the video and not for your uncle dying.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:57,
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Just to clarify I clicked 'I like this' for your uncle dying and not for the video.
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Glad to see some traditions are being upheld.
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TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 16:42,
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Just learned that there's a film about this...
If you're not familiar with the show...
My local arthouse cinema is going to be screening it, so may be worth checking your local cinemas.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 22:23,
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I recall
he had no food for a long while except (IIRC) some canned pet food. Then he won some rice, but he had no way to cook it. So he put rice and water in a can on the radiator to 'sort of cook it a bit'.
He had to win a certain cash amount of prizes to win, and it took him months, but when he did it, they just took him to another place and told him he had to win an even larger amount because the show was so popular they didn't want it to stop.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:32,
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Robert Henke - CBM 8032 AV
Audio-visual performance created using 5 old Commodore computers. Background & technical info.
Just been to a performance of this...ticked a lot of boxes for me...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 22:06,
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The worst thing is that they pronounce it “jagwar”
And the design students wondered why everyone took the piss…
As an extreme counter-example I’ve an old Bristol advert somewhere that has a picture of the car and a single line of text:
“Express transport for four six foot passengers and their luggage.”
No shitty, insipid, breathy bastardisations of classic songs there. No sir.
But in seriousness, the costumes do look like something you’d see an extra wearing in Blake’s 7 or classic Who.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:06,
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Vomitous AI visuals,
and with shoehorned culture war bullshit in the, er, script.
Why is Spock activating the transporter from the wrong piece of hardware? It's Scotty's job and he's stood at his station. Why not just do it right?
I've noticed a lot of these AI vomit videos make these kinds of errors. Characters interacting wrongly with each other and with their environment (as well as doing physical actions at odds with the dialogues, like walking into a room before being invited in, or interacting with a character who, according to the dialogue, should not be in the same scene). Makes me wonder how the technology will progress when it's being trained by brainwashed idiots who clearly do not give a single shit about quality, continuity, or things making any sense.
Yes I'm a nerd, okay?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:30,
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He says it sabotaaage.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 22:26,
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*wonder
Otherwise, agreed.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:47,
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Thanks for spotting that error in my very important stement.
I have fixed it now.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:20,
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Surely Planet Woke would be Earth.
What with it being a post capitalism, post scarcity, scientocratic communist utopia.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 23:00,
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Kirk's nephew. Is that canon?
Also lots of men in skirts.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 3:03,
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It's called a skant.
And you call yourself a nerd...
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jonbob loves you, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 3:25,
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I'm a lso a staunch anti-fashionista.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:59,
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All adverts need to be blocked or ignored
Treating them like they're important cultural artifacts is a bad idea
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Yes
Manipulative marketing is ruining society.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 16:35,
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Read about it in my free book, just £14.99 p&p.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:00,
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All this fuss over a font change, they should just have gone with papyrus or comic sans
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When did everyone become such a reactionary cunt?
Every idea in that ad has bindun for at least 40 years, from not showing the product to using fashionistas to flog cars. And yet it's still not old fashioned enough for them.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:30,
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Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit living
:(
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 17:19,
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Well that's shit
But what a legacy of joy, laughter and tears Shirley?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 20:56,
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