Doom music meme
I giggled at the fact someone did this.
- YouTube
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Oct 2025, 2:11,
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I wasn't wondering how long it took
I was wondering, "Do slugs poop?"
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 4:34,
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John Lodge has conked out,
Bass & vocals in the Moody Blues. He also wrote this tune.
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 17:02,
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Donald Trump likely to demonstrate frustration at not winning Nobel Peace Prize by declaring war on Norway
Nobel Peace Prize 2025 live updates: Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:29,
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He was never going to win it.
Not because of the bombing of Iran, murdering Colombians, or trying to foment a civil war in his own country.
The simple fact is that nominations were closed before he was even sworn in.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 13:18,
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That's a factual and informed view
it'll never catch on in MAGAstan.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 13:54,
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He won't bomb Norway. He'll just announce that he did win it, and his army of sycophants will congratulate him and act like he did and eventually nobody will be sure if he did or didn't.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 17:57,
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Well now.
Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' "
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 10:23,
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waiting for when he claims brokering the peace between Azerbaijan and Antifa
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The 1% Guild 🪫
I made this!
Anyone can get into TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, even b3ta, but you have to show true patience & dedication to join this club.
(Only works in Chrome-ish browsers, sorry)
The 1% Guild 🪫
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malevole, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 10:26,
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My Androidish phone switches itself off when it dips under 5%, so alas I'll never join your club.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 16:00,
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And then it hit me
I am the last person on this planet using a desktop computer.
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 20:03,
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My life battery is 1% all the time. Back door access? fnar fnar.
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Cock, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 18:06,
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Pope calls for media to end clickbait, but you'll be amazed at what comes next
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 22:36,
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He could start his own news site
Call it BIBLElad or sumthin'
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 22:49,
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Free, free, Palisade
from the river to the maid. Wait. What? No.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 8:52,
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1) They appear to be describing the behaviour of a typical kid of that age...
2) I'm working the Busted vs McFly gigs in Manchester in the coming weeks...maybe I'll try out that behaviour...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 0:26,
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There's a clinical diagnosis for everything these days.
Being able to blame my shortcomings on neurological/pathological conditions instead of actually trying to better myself is so liberating!
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lol I see you got rid of 1/3 of the paedos. You reminded me of the paedo hunters on YT... so keen to hunt paedos that your hard drive becomes a genuine source of concern. Like Boris Johnson vs sugar because he's a fat cunt with no self-control who can't stop eating sugar. Or Mary Whitehouse vs degeneracy because she once blew a dog*.
*My lawyer requires me to say that Mrs Whitehouse never fellated a canine*
*but she definitely did
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 10 Oct 2025, 17:25,
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Cristal beer ads worked into star wars movies aired in chile
apparently this was to get around a chilean no-ad breaks promise, though it could all be some viral ad campaign bullshit I suppose, I don't care enough to investigate
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 0:11,
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Jim Cornette on Brian's Antonio Inoki Keychain
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Duration: 5:43
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 21:58,
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Not this time.
For some reason this clip made me laugh like a drain that's all.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:07,
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I'll listen later :-)
How is AEW going? I am going to assume the product has not improved in Jim's eyes.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:35,
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I stopped watching AEW when they brought out the paddling pool.
I think that was even before the TV deal... I've not regularly watched any rasslin since Impact turned into a phone streamed shitshow and NWA went behind a paywall. WWE and AEW are unbearable.
I don't bother with Jim's reviews any more, occasionally I'll listen to a ratings breakdown but hearing what these turdblossoms are up to is highly bumfuzzling. Some of the stuff AEW does would gag a maggot off a gutwag, as Aunt Lola used to say.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 17:18,
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Robert Murray-Smith died
His videos often came up in my feed, and I watched quite a few of the wind turbine related ones. Feeling sad.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 18:45,
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Yeah, saw his "This is my last video" when it went up - not knowing he'd already unalived.
Sad.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 21:44,
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Very sad
Worth a read:
hackaday.com/2025/10/08/honoring-the-legacy-of-robert-murray-smith/
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 22:54,
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Keep CALM and carry on
Not a joke. I've lost friends to suicide, two of them my besties at the time.
I've been close myself, but never stepped over the line.
There's always hope somewhere.
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Indeed
I had a bit of a breakdown last week and have been spiralling since. I've had issues with anxiety before, never bad enough to medicate, but this time I've been really bad, anxiety, depression, panic attacks, the whole nine yards. It took me until this morning to even call my best mate - who has been through similar in the past - which is fucking ridculous.
I think we're better than we used to be about talking about this stuff, but it's still stupidly difficult to make that call, even though I expect the majority of my friends have their own issues.
Anyway, feeling a bit more human now, and have a doctor's appointment next week.
God bless internet anonymity
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FridgeBadger, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 11:16,
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Keep strong
Been there too and felt stupid and guilty for doing so but you're not alone and lots of people love you.
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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 13:29,
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don't get anxious about your anxiety and compound it, is my anonymous internet advice
just accept you're feeling it with a detached acknowledgement, like it's your haemorroid playing up again. something that will be unpleasant but won't kill you. it's just feelings. you recognise it, and developing the self-awarenes to recognise when you're catastrophising because of it is also part of that, but you'll find ways to function despite it while you slowly wait for your equilibrium to eventually return.
I'm afraid that's all we're got time for. If you'd like to book another session, speak to frida on the way out
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 13:36,
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Take some time to do what you love.
Playing with mam’s dog always did the trick for me. Cooking something nice for myself too.
And stay away from booze; it does more harm than good.
Stay strong b3ta buddy.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 14:27,
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Finding someone helpful to talk to is important.
The meds will be interesting, don't lose hope if the first ones don't cut it. It takes time to find a suitable one, same for therapists.
You will survive this, most people do.
Be kind to yourself.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:15,
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Been there, and boy does it suck
but the hardest part of getting better is asking for help, and you’ve done that bit! Yay! Go you! etc
Meds might work for you, they might not. Personally I found them useful to get me the space/capacity to find a therapist, and that talking to a professional was what really helped me.
My GP said two things that stuck with me:
“Treatments are like trying on jeans. Some of them fit, some of them don’t, but you can always try a different pair”
“Therapy is like going through your pockets, working out what’s rubbish you can throw away, what’s a credit card receipt you need to deal with, and what’s a treasured item you need to hang on to”
Good luck, I hope you get the help you need, and can come out with lighter pockets.
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LP, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:29,
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he could have at least released the schematics of how he offed himself
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 0:15,
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Sad news
Just remember the joy & positivity he brought to many :D
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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 13:31,
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Deeply disappointed that they don't have specially made security kippahs.
High security a fact of life for UK's Jews living in fear of attack
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Oy! What dreck!
I don't mean to kvetch, but as if that granny in the middle could kick the crap out of an attacker.
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The Mirror breaking the big stories
Woman spots Diet Coke in clearance section at Morrisons and is floored by price
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 4:50,
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Imagine your Journalism career being so fucking shit
that you're having more success copypasting unexpurgated LLM-generated slop into your articles than you possibly would using what's left of your own brain.
Fuck me.
Edit:After taking a look at her other articles, I'm questioning whether she's a real person at all...
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journalism's been on the slide for decades, more's the pity
used to know quite a few, print and tv. None of the them are still working as journos.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 1:02,
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Ronseal
A look at the 'AI' shitstorm.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:09,
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It has fucked space science and history content on yt.
Slop videos are regularly snuck into my feed. Robot voice, aimless repetitive script saying odd things and mispronouncing words and names than no expert or enthusiast ever would... Filler text consisting of cliches and dead end tangents... It's not always super easy to spot the stuff instantly, which is annoying.
Occasionally a friend will try to talk to me about something astronomical and increasingly the stuff they tell me is complete bollocks from a slop video.
YT is fully on board and is actively encouraging content creators to make this crap, according to Universe Today. We need a human-only alternative.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 19:05,
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Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Internet and Go and Do Something Less Boring Instead?
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*makes a go-cart from an old lawn mower*
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 7:37,
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^this
Utter toss has been around long before LLMs joined the party
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:20,
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Try logging out of yt.
See what you can see. The landscape has changed.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 16:16,
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FUCKING HELL, IT'S NOTHING BUT SUMO VIDEOS!!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 8:04,
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Ironically, Kurzgesagt's tiresome voice over and mismatched synthetic music always sounded artificial
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 5:24,
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We're all doomed!
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 14:08,
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I learned two things from this video:
1) How to pronounce Kurzgesagt.
2) You can persuade 4.5m people to voluntarily watch a twelve minute advert for a calendar.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 17:55,
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It has got cute artwork
for an advert.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 19:01,
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so i think what they're basically saying is, they're incapable of making a product which immediately distinguishes itself from ai-generated garbage
also a lot of righteous anger about stealing the work of creative people in a video which does not have a single original defining element. Everything in this is drawn from the work and ideas of others who came before. I don't think it's any better than the thing it criticizes.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 22:47,
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A pen that doubles as a pipe cleaner for stainless steel drinking straws.
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Not a fair comparison, they talk a lot about fact checking.
Yes, almost everything builds on what has gone before, with humans making attempts to verify, the current iteration of 'AI' doesn't seem to differentiate much between established fact and opinion/propaganda/conspiracy bollocks.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:28,
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It's absolutely fucking terrifying how much trust/reliance the yoot are putting in ChatGPT.
At first I thought the whole 'I asked ChatGPT and...' was a joke, but it turns out that they're genuinely fact checking everything via LLM's instead of researching and verifying things independently. A huge number of these kids have completely lost the inability/incentive to think for themselves because ChatGPT is giving them that instant hit in much the same way as their short-form infinite-scrolling social media platforms do.
I suppose you could argue that it's no worse than our generation relying on Wikipedia as a reliable source of information, but something about this seems far more portentous.
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We've always had slop
Stock Aitken and Waterman flooded the music world with slop. It's just the amount of slop.
AI can generate slop in sufficient quantities to drown out genuinely creative humans. It's already pretty much there in science papers.
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 1:11,
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SAW music wasn't slop.
It was derived from Motown and acid house and is actually rather well written in some cases. Not being to your taste doesn't make it slop.
You are also trying to equate truth with art. Art slop is not the same problem as fake news/science/history.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:15,
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Peterson V Peterson
I think I have trained my algorithm to give me old clips I can't believe are not GC
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 15:26,
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Sounds too much like the new Taylor Swift album for my tastes
but I'll give it a click anyways...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 13:44,
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Marquis (Henri Xhonneux, 1989)
NSFW
Pretty sure this must have appeared on here at some point in the past...it used to regularly be shown on the screens in the main room at Jilly's Rockworld rock club in Manchester.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 8:28,
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Firstly : CANDLES!!!
secondly : What the fuck did I just watch?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 9:16,
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Erm. Thanks for sharing. The subtitles didn't help.
CANDLES!!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 9:42,
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HAPPY CANDLES
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 10:52,
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Happ(osai)y Candles
But based on the previous comments, I ain't risking that......Go well, young Paduan thingummyjig.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:35,
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Happy candles
That channel has a really good collection of stolen cult movies. Just needs Alex Cox to introduce each one.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 14:41,
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There's a long playlist of moviedrome intros on yt
don't recall them ever doing 'Man bites Dog' or ' Black Emmanuelle II' though
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No room for candles,
there's a lobster up there already...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 20:08,
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Sticking candles up one’s bum is nothing compared to this film.
Besides, a man discussing his feelings with his talking penis is probably woke. Somehow.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 22:08,
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Hey now, I never claimed to be sticking those candles up anyone's bum, I was merely reporting how many flaming candles happened to be up there.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:47,
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I too remember watching this here.
Might have been me that linked it, I forget.
Anyway, enjoy the candles and keep your dick out of holes in the wall, no matter how inviting they may seem.
Oh, and avoid camel priests; they’re all duplicitous, conniving bastards.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 22:11,
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AI is thick as shit.
We all knew it, here is a thorough take down of why it is
Why do LLMs freak out over the seahorse emoji?
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 17:48,
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That looks fascinating
And I'd love to be able to put in enough time to understand it, but alas the list of things I want to to is only getting shorter because I'm starting to realise I'm unlikely to be physically capable of ever doing them!
I even suspect a pull-up might be out of the question...
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 21:14,
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It's all just silly maths
And will all blow over soon enough.
Do what makes you happy
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 21:46,
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Unless you are disabled in some way, then the only thing stopping you is you not doing it.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 9:56,
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Those doing wheelchair pull-ups are disabled in some way but seem to manage fine
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Well, I might not be there yet
But at some age it's going to be physically impossible to train enough to do a pull-up. Would that count as a disability? I guess you could argue it does but I doubt I'd get a blue badge!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:42,
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So it's susceptible to the Mandela effect, like humans
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 10:01,
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Yep
It was trained to people stuff so it makes people fuckups
It should have been trained on dogs or a nice cup of tea.
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 10:06,
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Some people train it on animal communication to make beluga fuckups
earthspecies.org
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:24,
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I still see people labouring under the assumption that AI liebots offer an authoritative information service.
Many of them seem genuinely surprised when reality-based people take the piss out of them for it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 14:17,
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The Last Lighthouse
1973 documentary about Britains most remote lighthouse
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I got vertigo and claustrophobia just watching this
Much respect to them for doing that.
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According to Streetview, this is how they park their cars.
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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:44,
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Some people don't deserve them.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 22:19,
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Now I want a life size, badly cut-out car, to appear 'shopped on streetview.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 22:21,
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My work's internet filter
blocks RightMove, but allows me to come and visit B3ta. WTF?
I'm not going to complain about it though...
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I’m not sure what I’m looking for
Did they update it?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 15:53,
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They seem to have deleted the good one. It looked a lot like that one up there ^
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 20:29,
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Well it’s undoubtedly bad
But not that much worse than some of the interior photo staging.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 21:30,
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I'm actually alright with the interior shots.
Too many of these listings using images with low-distortion super-wide angle lenses that make pokey one-bed studio flats look like sweeping penthouses.
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