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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 6:46,
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He's got such good timing, has Binface
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 8:32,
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I heard he was really banksy
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 12:46,
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And he said "Let there be light, and there was light"
As of a multitude of candles, and he saw there were many and he was greatly pleased
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 1:40,
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Many Happy Candules Cumquat!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 16:25,
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Articulate and smart
He was hilarious on RHLSTP....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDVcRcnk1Gk
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The number of concerned “Labor voters” talking of two-tier justice and the minifig case on social media has been quite illuminating.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 18:27,
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We need to ban social media, or make people pass a media literacy test before they can access Nazi propaganda.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 18:21,
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Besides the fact that's the shittest IRN-BRU ad I've seen, there's something oddly uncanny valley about that video.
Only the people appear real, and even they look like they've been put through an AI piss filter to better blend in with their surroundings.
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[MOD EDIT] No ai thanks
Just something stupid I made in between trying out some stuff for training material at work.
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 22:29,
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Drawing for WiFi
I made this!
I created an open WiFi network in my area that gives people internet access in exchange for a drawing. Even a squiggle is ok. Submissions are then analysed, given an arty title and description, and exhibited in a po-faced online gallery.
To date I have received over 150 submissions and not a single penis. Fully expecting and hoping b3tans to change that.
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Well somebody had to say it
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 23:01,
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Cassette Deck Vader
Much Silliness
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 6 Jun 2026, 14:30,
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The Knitwit Show - Unravelling
I made this!
a new project im developing, please like and share! help me get it on knitflix! thanks for watching
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Urban myth at my school
was that rissoles in the chip shop were made from the food scraped off people's plates and someone once found a toothpick in theirs, someone's friend's uncle.
So this is fine.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 14:02,
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It's not a million miles away from what a Rissole is, to be fair.
I'm sure Iceland used to sell them, I suspect school dinner leftovers would have probably been preferable to those.
I really don't like how the cheese in that article looks like it's been formed from ear wax.
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"cheese-like product"
Smegma
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 22:30,
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Uh-oh, it's another massic clash-up...
I made this!
...There She Goes Again by the Velvet Underground and Tired of Waiting For You by the Kinks.
Trigger Warning: Contains violent misogyny.
Exhibit A:
Ray Davies: "But you keep-a me waiting, all of the time, what can I do?"
Lou Reed: "You better hit her."
Unacceptable.
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I've written a book about historical mysteries, a book about jokes and a book of household tips.
I made this!
Hello. I have had three books published in the last four weeks. That's really ridiculous, so I'll repeat it: I've had three books published in the last four weeks. I can't say for certain that I've read three books in that time, so I've briefly achieved every author's dream of going full Garth Marenghi. The books are:
Solve The World's Greatest Mysteries - A really fun book for kids 8-12 or so looking at things like the Bermuda Triangle, the Curse of Tutankhamun, Bigfoot, Skeleton Lake and many more whoppin' bafflerz.
So Bad It's Good: The Art Of The Terrible Joke - A big collection of jokes both old and new, plus needlessly in-depth looks at where joke formats come from, why they're in Christmas crackers and so on.
Adulting Made Easy - A fun, funny guide to the basics of being a grown-up, like cooking, cleaning, paying bills and not having your house repossessed. Ideal for students or the recently bereaved.
The top link is to my bookshop dot org store, the titles link to Amazon UK, your local proper bookshop might have 'em, and if you want, here is a video of me describing them all in rhyming form. You might have your doubts, but eventually you'll be Suede.
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mikeisbrill, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 9:59,
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I'm tempted, but I need to know if they're really funny, can you say something funny now?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 1:51,
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Why did the tennis player lose a set?
ball cancer
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 13:03,
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I take no responsibility for whatever else you might find in my YT history.
I refuse to believe that it’s purely coincidental that i was watching this very video last night.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 21:19,
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I often find that videos pushed to me end up on /links
Google can suck my big throbbing 3.0 TDI
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A cursory search didn't bring this up
Do not ask for whom the lamp tolls
short first flight
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Synchronised like a girl's dorm
I know what you've been watching, you doity fecker
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 3:59,
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Scooby Doo vs Sonic Youth - Drool Thing by Scooby Youth
I made this!
Inspired by b3ta legend Happy Toast's recent reconstruction of Raymond Pettibon's iconic album cover (used with kind permission), here's Scooby Youth's major label debut for Gruffen Records, Drool Thing.
Fear of a canine planet...
Try playing the spoken word section alongside the original Kool Thing for bonus lols.
[TRIGGER WARNING: contains mild innuendo and scooby snacks]
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Maybe you're not familiar with the original song
I replaced the entirety of the verbal exchange between Kim Gordon and Chuck D with Scooby Doo dialogue. If you want to hear what both sets of lyrics sound like together, then click on the link below.
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I know the original song fairly well
as my embarrassing teenage grunge cover band played it back in the day. I don't need to hear any more of this, thanks.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 19:53,
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Similar...
Although in my case, the embarrassing teenage grunge band covered Dirty Boots.
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PS. I took out the original Kim Gordon/Chuck D lyrics
from the spoken word section and replaced them with alternative lyrics from Shaggy, Scooby, Fred, Daphne and Velma.
Here's a version that shows what those lyrics sound like together...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Ga2oLAqp4
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Can you do one with God Save the King and My Country, 'tis of Thee?
I've always thought they go together very well.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:29,
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Don't lose heart
This didn't work, for the reasons given above but the rhythms of the two synced well so you obviously tried and something else might.
It's better to lead from what sounds good in your mind's ear than anything predicated on some visual or verbal joke. The songs themselves don't care that you want them to fit together.
Also, don't overdo repetition of phrases; that gets old very quickly. Try to keep the novelty of it alive all the way through, and remember - above all - you're never going to get any money out of it, so the effort-to-reward ratio will depend wholly on how fun it is to hear the two together.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OrlWWrSwaB8
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David Sylvanian, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 16:45,
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And if that doesn't work he should delete his account and kill himself, right?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 17:43,
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That skips the manifesto and spree killing stages
but otherwise yeah.
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David Sylvanian, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 1:28,
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Thanks
That's really thoughtful. I'm an old git with too much time on his hands, so the only real barometer for whether something's worth doing is whether I enjoy it, and I had a real blast making this. I'm fairly new to this mixology malarkey so I'm learning as I go. I appreciate all the feedback.
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This guy is the mutts nuts
www.youtube.com/@BillMcClintockMashups/videos
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 19:23,
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He is
Just finished listening to the Al Stewart/Nirvana mash-up. That was pure joy.
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what about the Leo Sayer's "Long Tall Glasses" mashed with Pantera's "Fucking Hostile"?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 1:49,
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Engage enhanced hypocrisy mode, claude
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 10:20,
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Spiderman
Played by Nicholas Cage
In the style of Film Noir.
Knowing Cage, it's either totally fantastic, or completely terrible. I'm hoping the former.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 15:17,
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Two versions on Prime - you can switch between the B&W and Colour version at any time you like.
Will watch it soon. I'm thinking first run in B&W only though.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 16:42,
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Here, B&W trailer:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ1j7hSU6aE
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 16:43,
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you can do that with any program if you have a colour setting on the telly
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 11:09,
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hur hur
Actually not the same result.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 11:11,
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That depends
on whether they filmed it in black and white, or just turned down the colour after filming (exactly like turning down the colour on your TV).
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Shot for Film Noir, which changes how scenes are lit vs shooting for normal colour.
It wasn't even going to be colour originally. It was adapted to fit both after things kicked off. This is why the colour version looks a little odd. There are some crazy colours in there though from what I've seen, so probably worth a watch in both.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 16:05,
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The B&W seems well shot and lit, as Noir should be
Not like a colour film with the colour turned off.
Halfway through the episode I stopped even noticing it was not in colour
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 16:46,
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Yeah I am finishing some other things before I watch it.
Definitely B&W first.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 20:21,
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The lighting is half-way there
It's like they're trying a bit too hard though.
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They probably
have a Noir effect on their effects package, rather than filming on the same film as existed in the 1930's.
You are probably noticing the Noir uncanny valley...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:02,
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Its one of the few things that have piqued my interest of late
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 23:38,
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Just watched the first episode myself
I am hopeful for the rest of the season on the back of it.
Glad he pretends to be a sexy cat in one scene at some point in the season, at least according to the trailer...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 16:29,
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Best Cage: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLrALs-Nq_I
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:09,
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Just watched the first two
Beautifully shot, so good. B/W is definitely how it was balanced for contrast and lighting.
The guy who mixed the music needs his balls crushed in a vice tho, like he crushed the music into a pumping mess. Probably mixed it on his laptop speakers. Fucking dreadful, but ignorable for the most part.
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 12:10,
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Spacey!!
Groningen museum has something similar called The Dream House.
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