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This is a link post It`s true, you really can go blind!
(if you don`t wear a mask)
Japanese comedy clip about puberty
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Most amusing
NSFW links and a site that crashed my browser mind
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a link post President Bush at the UK music awards
Adam Buxton aceness
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That is good.

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This is a link post Psychesmellica I made this!
Mashup of:
Diana Ross & The Supremes - Reflections
Lulu - To Sir With Love
The Zombies - Time Of The Season
The Beatles - Savoy Truffle
Ringo Starr - It Don't Come Easy
(ccc, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post alot going on there but me likey.

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That...
...is fantastic.
 (I helped save b3ta! meccadave, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post whoa !
fantastic work, but walrus confusion is still my fave thing ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff.
Mashups have got a bit boring but this is a good new angle you've taken on them.
Any chance of an mp3?
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Why,
yes
 (ccc, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
the zombies are really good
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post clicks^
ecking fuxcellent
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff
I would have left out the Zombies though (much as I liked them)
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post now that really was ace
The Supremes ftw!
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! giant_squid, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 18:01, Reply)
This is a link post Of all the copies of "Crawley Kids in a Tilgate Park,"
I think this one looks the most painful.
Multi-angle: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ2CADQUOJ8
(Flagrant Tendencies, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post woah!
2nd angle makes it for me!

couldn't quite tell what was happening on 1st one

shame he seemed unharmed....
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post just think
your taxes probably paid for him to be produced.
 (Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
X 10000000000

scum can actually be useful for doing really dim stuff on camera
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post that woman is a tard

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I like her male friend who acts all shocked
But then doesn't go with her when she leaves
 (__, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post haha just watched it again watchin him as well
he's brilliant - he's like "ammagads"
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a good first date.

(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post oh i love that!
i hate people like her

when the crowd all applauds.....lovely

i wonder if she thought then 'i'm talking shit here....i must be if all these people agree with him'

or whether she's just too thick skinned and self righteous to twig
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post this is brilliant!
on the subject of comics, im going to see stephen lynch next month for my birthday :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohh you lucky git.
Or rather, you paid for some tickets before they sold out.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good bit of "oh for fuck sake, i'm not with her" from the bloke next to her at 0.41.

Quality.
 (I helped save b3ta! meccadave, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahaha!
I went to see Ross Noble last year and halfway through his set, AFTER the interval, this woman stands up and interrupts him with "Um, Ross, could you not swear to much because i've brought my ten year old daughter"
He was absolutely dumbfounded and was incredulously asking her WHY she'd brought the kid to a show recommended for over-15s, and WHY she'd actually come BACK after the interval when she'd had the perfect opportunity to go after seeing what his set consisted of.
The next 10 mins were spent awkwardly shuffling through his material apologising for pretty much every sentence that came out of his mouth until the heckler and her spawn finally left.
Ross's reaction: "Thank FOOK for that, like! What a retarded bint!"
The rest of the show was all of the ace, hehe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey, that is retarded
Although Noble's crowd does seem to have a high dependancy on drama/performing arts students.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
That is one class bloke; what a mong that woman was

Reminds me of Richard Herring handling some pissed idiot
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post hang on!
what you probably don't know about this is that this was all part of the show. the show was called is this offensive now? or something like that and the woman and the bloke sitting next to her were actors. towards the end of the show they get up on the stage and brendon burns says 'i wasn't meant to be offensive' and they both go 'we were meant to be ofFUNsive! thats why he won the perrier award! it was supposed to be a show about confronting racism and the people who shout racist at everyone.
 (hunterhunterhunter, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for explaining that...
I didn't pick up on that even though it does look slightly premeditated looking back on it.

Also explains the reviews for the show:
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre/reviews/comedy-brendon-burns-so-i-suppose-this-is-offensive-now-pleasance-dome-edinburgh-461665.html
 (I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:59, Reply)
This is a link post United Airlines Check-In
Contains canned laughter but funny as hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post How come Yanks
are so bad a comedy?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post oh no you di'nt!!!!!!!!
i spose its the same as in the uk, some "comedy" here at the moment is depressingly awful. to the point where people are just numb...
 (JonothanCainer, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Amen
Seems a shame though that, while there actually is some decent comedy around at the moment, we export Little Britain to the USA. I f*cking hate that show.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post For all sound-effects enthusiasts....check out the LYREBIRD
....And I thought PARROTS were good!!

High number of views, apols if posted before.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Tragi-comedy
It has been posted loads of times before, but well worth another airing; the horrible truth at the end always makes me feel desperately sad for the state of the planet
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello Stephen Sondheim!
I got the part of The Baker in your musical!

Thank you
 (__, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats
It's a big role, and just amazing.

Just make sure the reviewers don't leave at the interval thinking the show's over!
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post Want some toast?
You will in a couple of minutes...
(MrKipling43, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup......He certainly EVOLVED, didn't he?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr3o3OmUTVY
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I really love fretless bass
It's awful I know, but it reminds me of my 80's childhood:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi1A9s6WTiw
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post There's nothing wrong with fretless bass...
Victor 'the man' Wooten.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IZmb23VHYhg
 (MrKipling43, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay :-)
I haven't heard this in ages.
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
toats
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
stoats
 (I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post so tat?

(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:43, Reply)
This is a link post Literal Song Videos - (Part 2)
In response to:- www.b3ta.com/links/A_ha_literal_music_video
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post funny
but not as good as the A-ha version.
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed......with the AHA song, the lip-synching wasn't an issue 'cos you didn't actually see the song being sung.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This is funny but still won't beat the A-Ha video

#Is he dead?
#He's ALIVE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Look up bud.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't anyone read the newsletter?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a link post Road Collapse Caught On Camera.
People may think this is a bit TLDW, but it's interesting to watch to see "what happens next".

The fun starts at about a minute into it.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post coooooooooool
but what does TLDW mean?

edit - it's ok, i now know

good old interwebs!
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Apols for non-immediate response bud....was browsing in other windows.
TLDW = "Too Long, Didn't Watch" (Just for those who don't understand.)

Edit:- Don't understand why it won't embed here either, but the link will take yez to it though.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Or in the case of my new Novel
Too long, didn't write
 (Charlie-M, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post .
this is good and bad :)
 (swank, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed.
click
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post How poorly made is that road?
Tarmac laid on soft absorbent mud and soil!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post a triumph
of under-engineering.
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post its a tr7 even.
gee whizz and oh my.
 (JonothanCainer, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, that is cool!
Was the road built by Irish travellers?!
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i believe the correct term for irish travellers is
thieving gyppo pikey bastards
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the last little fall at the end
.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post What they need...
...is a bridge.
 (AdrianJ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post Priest Off NSFW
Ever wanted to keep the pesky clergy away from your kids???.....Well now you can...with PRIEST-OFF!!!

Edit:- Re-marked NSFW 'cos i ain't quite sure.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
love it!
 (Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Like it!
Perhaps these guys read Viz?
They used to have spoof adverts for a spray called "FatherBeGone" and also an inflatable "decoy priest".
 (banned, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Should be supplied free
on the NHS.
Is there a Scout leader version?
*grim hollow laughter*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The people that came up with this...
... should be marketing geniuses!

*clicked*
 (RobDonkey, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:59, Reply)
This is a link post Charlie Miller Vintage Footage
doing a few 'card' sleights to swanky music
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:27, Reply)
This is a link post It's October so it's nearly Christmas
so have a Late Late Show Special on Soupy Norman. Oh, I've done it backwards again.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Soupy Norman.
Can you speak Spanish, Benjy?
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:48, Reply)
This is a link post Science is beautiful

Curse the clouds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
It made me feel sick actually.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post They were good
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck thats some good photos
yes it is.
 (ewe, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post the sun owns

(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:50, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Levi Stubbs
I could rant on for a good while about the timbre, texture and quality of this mans voice because he is in the top 5 soul singers of all time but I think Billy Bragg sums it up.
Levi Stubbs Tears.
(Where Im Not Wanted, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post top 5 of all time?
1. Gil-Scott Heron
2. Marvin Gaye
3. Al Green
4. Otis Redding
5. Miles Davis

...

2873. Levi Stubbs

He was an 'also-ran' at best, just because he's dead doens't mean he's suddenly talented.

It's always sad when people die, but it's even sadder when dead people get idolised. Especially when they don't deserve it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post gil-scott heron ftw!
miles davis wouldn't be in any top 5 singers list though... maybe sam cooke / solomon burke? love curtis mayfield's voice too.
shouldn't aretha head up any list that contains the words 'soul' and 'singer'?
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I see no
Sam Cooke in your list so that doesn't work for a start.
Miles Davis was a boring shade of blue and all that jazz.
I do like my Gil Scott Heron and lets face it he was one of the true originators of hiphop along with the last poets but i like my early soul
 (Where Im Not Wanted, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post fine, I withdraw my miles davis and insert curtis mayfield
I guess I put miles in more as an artist than a singer.

You didn't see Sam Cooke because he's in the top 10, not the top 5. You'd also see Marlena Shaw in there.

And yes, it was hastily created in response to putting Levi Stubbs in that league rather than as a definitive list. Thanks though, you've just sent me on a Sam Cooke binge.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Marlena Shaw ?
You have style and taste.


Do you have any of the Soul Stirrers stuff that Sam Cooke sang on? it's gospel and fucking beautiful.
 (Where Im Not Wanted, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have much of his stuff to be honest,
I'll keep an eye for it next time I'm looking.

My entire sam cooke catalogue is in my last.fm thingy in my profile.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Curtis Mayfield? Jackie Wilson?
Miles Davis isn't a soul singer by any stretch of the imagination.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Lets not forget.
Levi Stubbs was Audrey 2. Probably his crowning achievement.

*runs*
 (Dang, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post I can exist without you.
Leave me alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy fuck
Tremendous.

CLICK.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Why NSFW?
I see no cocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:18, Reply)
This is a link post octupus takes out a shark
realplayer required
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the stuff of nightmares
Octopi give me the fear - have you seen their camouflage?

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ckP8msIgMYE
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:16, Reply)
This is a link post a little info on vibrators that is SFW.
no really,
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:47, Reply)
This is a link post Ohh did they ask nicely?

(thebadger Isn't lurking for a change on,, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking hate NME.
Utter shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but did we ask the people who designed the original artworks?

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This is a normal post I agree my pickwickian friend

(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:56, Reply)
This is a normal post seems nice enough to me:
"Radiohead, 'The Bends', posted by onephilosophy at www.b3ta.com. One of hundreds of ingenious pictures inspired by b3ta's 'Extending Album Artwork Challenge.' The brief? "Using any tools available show us what happens beyond the borders of classic album sleeves, how the artwork continues.""
 (I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This was posted earlier.
To be fair, they did credit every single person so it isn't such an issue.

The issue with people like NUTS, ZOO and The Daily Mail is that they never credit anyone properly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:51, Reply)

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