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This is a link post Man turns into tree.
Man turns into tree, atleast looks just like one.
(bonzos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooold as the hills.
Turned out he had HPV and a rare immune disorder. He is, in fact, covered in genital warts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember reading somthing
I think that doctor bloke got the procedure to work, and he lost his stumpyness :)

Also, here's a little animation of a simliar topic (But not genital warts...) By Adam Phillips

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp93WyOJEVk
 (Charlie-M, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:48, Reply)
This is a link post Intervention Project I made this!
i'm taking a street art class, and our assignment was to give a gift to somebody. since i made my mom cry a few weeks ago over an argument, i decided to make a nice painting for her.

sorry this isn't silly, or goofy. but it's what i've been working on this week.

Intervention Gift Project from Aaron Amodt on Vimeo.
(Baron von Aaron CHARGE!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(mobiletelephone, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I look forward to seeing more of your stuff on here dude.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post well thanks
i'm currently working on a couple of silly robot projects. stay tuned.
 (Baron von Aaron CHARGE!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:58, Reply)
This is a link post designer lamps

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Click from me
I like blubs.
 (I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Very well blown indeed !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:04, Reply)
This is a link post Sheephead's Late Night Calls 6 NSFW
"Did you used to be in Steps?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW?
why?
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 1/2 naked women maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:24, Reply)
This is a link post Cypress Hill - Dr. Greenthumb
Sure, you've probably seen it before, but I just wanted to share something fun and here it is:

If anyone happens to be going to Freesports On 4 Freeze at Battersea Power Station in London town this coming Saturday (October 25), specifically to see Cypress Hill performing on the main stage, you will be able to see some of my editing handy work on the screens during their performance. My roommate and I cut together the ridiculous(ly awesome) footage that goes along with their hardcore gangsta rap. Also, during the song "Weed Medley," I managed to sneak in a rather prominent Furtive Bear.

B3ta represent.

No embedding, so clicky for linky
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, this tune is awesome
Are you gonna put your footage up here sometime then? I won't be able to make it battersea this Sat, though I'd love to see the Hill again.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I might end up posting the footage I cut
but I don't think it would actually be that riveting. It's a kinda fun, though.

/edit: If you want to see something I cut, though, here you go
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post please also try to sneak in a
"We're sorry this video is no longer available"
 (I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
actually, I did put "YOUR PRODUCT HERE" just before a large glowing pot leaf

see what I did there?
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace - well done
I did a little mashup
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:42, Reply)
This is a link post In other (old) news, Russia to ban South Park over an episode that aired a decade ago.
Apparently they just got it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post HiiiiiideHoooo!
And I thought Amerkina was bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post best thing ever to read in the telegraph
"The episode, titled "Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics" featured a taking faeces that emerges from a lavatory every Christmas Eve to give presents to children whose diet is suitably fibre-rich."
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:25, Reply)
This is a link post Wooow!
This was the first EVER site I went to. It's still bloody good.
 (GONEism, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post the
date on that strip is like October 7 2008 so you must be a real n00b because you have only been on the interweb for like 2 weeks n00b. n00b. R4nd0m.

ps - I hope you get over your man-flu swiftly.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Bless you
The site has been aound for 8 or so years. I linked the most recent cartoon.
 (GONEism, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post Horrid Face NSFW
Very very NSFW. Even though it's been lovingly censored
(MattCryFire thatMattbloke, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is the
uncensored version. I rather like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this^^
www.myspace.com/horridface - cant find the uncensored version tho - bukkake rocks :D

There is this pic down the bottom of their page that may amuse and be shopped by those skilled in such arts:

freespace.virgin.net/paul.carstairs/jamesimages2/ImagesFull/World%20Gurning%20Champion.jpg

Edit - they seem like utter cocks tho ..
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Like the ending
*click* on the off chance it'll get to the popular page.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post Lighting engineer...huge fail
SHIT!
*think it must be GC...but have it anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post yup...
That's why it's a legal requirement that you use safety bonds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
it's from a swedish television channel
too bad he didn't land on the interviewer.
he's annoying
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:36, Reply)
This is a link post A very BRAVE cameraman.....
If it was ME.......I'd have filled my boots. this guy's ability to stand dead still probably saved his life.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, balls of steel....
Another predator that fixates on motion is a Sparrowhawk.

A few years ago one captured a collared dove in the garden and I managed to get within 5-6 feet of it, by moving when it's head was down, and standing still when it was looking around.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny you mention that ..
A few months ago a sparrowhawk landed on a fence right in front on me on the fence outside my back door, having missed out on a collared dove (got loads of the cunts round here) when I was having a smoke (cigar, nothing illegal :D)We made eye contact for 2 minutes before he / it flew off - was rather lovely tho.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Grandmothers do this also.
Hence, grandmother's footsteps.
 (Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief, that bloke was composed.
Loved his expression at the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post !!!
Holy crap, he must have specially made trousers to accomodate his, presumably, gigantic balls.

Crap! Yep, I'd have filled my boots too.

Love his laugh
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I would
have had her in a headlock. Easy. Not sure about three of them though. That would require precise timing.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:53, Reply)
This is a normal post just hoof the other ones

(tedster, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post My friends big brother has been filming lions in Kenya recently
wonder if he was filming this..
 (gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:51, Reply)
This is a link post New zero puntuation
a good'un made better with an added bonus skit at the end.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post yay

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:21, Reply)
This is a link post colour flip
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah-Wa-Wee-Wah!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Flippity Do Daaaaa !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:24, Reply)
This is a link post A tribute to Neil Morrisey
made me lel.
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post but...but...he's not dead yet
is he?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Kayaking accident.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post behaving badly
I heard he did a home made tattoo that went septic.

EDIT: Late breaking news: Kerry Ketona found hanging from loft hatch:
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1841494.ece
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not clicking on that link until I hear fireworks outside.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
*kills him off on wikipedia for a bit*
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, Reply)
This is a link post Reaction Time
How quick can you click your mouse button when the red dot changes colour?

My average reaction time was 0.276 seconds.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 0.218 seconds
:)
/and 0.202 on the 2nd attempt, but then again, I knew what was coming
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooooooooo!
Mine's 0.185 - which I found surprising - considering the circumstances.
 (I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post considering you're absolutely hammered drunk?


Mike was an average of 0.189
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 0.233 on first, 0.197 on the second.
The first score was helped by an inadvertent twitch that fluked me a score of 0.011 :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.

Maybe it was a genuine ninja-like evolutionary advancement, not some inadvertent twitch.

Keep at it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm quite drunk.
0.295 seconds average.
 (I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:56, Reply)
This is a link post have whatever you want printed on m&ms, BY THE M&M company, send them to your friends or enemies.
imagine the fun and/or damage that could be had with this.
not cheap, but could be worth it in the right hands and the right gag.
you're not allowed to use naughty words, although I noticed offhand that it doesn't think "fellatiate" or "phallus" are particularly dirty.
 (I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post HELP
I'M TRAPPED IN A M&M FACTORY
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I once had a fortune cookie
that said "help I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory"

Is this a thing? I'd never heard of it before
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you notify the authorities?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post We rang the fortune cookie company to tell them
but Mr t0ria kept laughing and couldn't get the words out.

Drink had been taken......
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post And that poor person...
Who had to prostitue his elderly grandmother just to buy a bowl of rice...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post my friend got a fortune cookie fortune that read:
"you know someone who is connected with sports"
...it was uncanny!
 (I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I got my best one laminated and I keep it in my wallet
"you are going to get some new clothes"
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ..

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post heh heh heh

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Great :D
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post too bad I didn't find this earlier
I could have printed "please sign" "this ringo" on 20,000 of them and sent them off by today.
 (I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post can you make them print 'ecstacy'
what about 'marmite' or 'laxatives'
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post don't ecstasies normally have
logos on them? like mitsubishi or nike or rolex?
you could print those and make 1000% legal profit in clubs!
just don't sell to anyone larger than you, or anyone who knows anyone larger than you.
 (I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT" Ad infinitum.
I can't be the only one who would pay for a sack of these?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post the website won't allow cunt...
cnut perhaps? or sarah palin?
 (I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post W&W's
and send them to a school specially designed to help dyslexics
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Warning: Contains Melamine
Get stoned!
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like shipping to US only
I tried to buy some saying :
"I prefer Smarties"

I got to the checkout page and the country option for the delivery address only gives the United States.
:-(
 (I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Only good if you live in 'merka
~cries~
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:22, Reply)
This is a link post 10 reasons to grow a giant beard.
Makes me wish I hadn't shaved my beard off recently :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I will add it to my facial hair planning application. So far, I've only got 'the taliban won't cut my arms off'.
 (Necroflange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a guy with a ZZTop beard in Spar today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I am bearded
I like this
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post If I was a man...
I would do this. ~sighs at lack of ability to grow massive multipurpose beard~
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post as a bearded man who used to have a giant beard (to my navel), i approve.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hooray!
i have a way to go reach appropriate levels of giganticness though
 (I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Reason 3 for me
I will never shave again (maybe)
 (thereisnopoons until, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 0:33, Reply)
This is a link post The Dark Knight - Prologue
Very high quality video of the first six minutes of the new Batman movie, brilliant way to open a film! Look out for the most badass bank manager in the world.
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait.
What?

Are you serious?
 (I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
Are you

Why so
 (I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch this pencil.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it wrong that I giggled at that in the cinema?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post nope
the blokes sitting in front of me laughed. Chortled even.
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I got glared at.
GLARED.
 (I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
you should have turned around, stabbed a pencil into the seat and said 'wanna see a magic trick?'
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Miserable bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I felt rather awkward for the rest of the film.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Gits.
I bet they didn't stifle a giggle when Ledger mouthed "Six?!" either :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post One of them was a very large jawed woman
She seemed to take every thing VERY SERIOUSLY.
 (I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You should have confronted her outside and said...
...Well, you know ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw it twice
And loads of other people did on both occasions :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post TA DAAAAA!
It's....gone!
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Best moment of the film :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a bad dream that I saw this film in IMax
With a ginger and a paddy...

Sorry! Take it out on me when you see me :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw it at iMax in Waterloo
Fucking amazing, especially harvey dents burnt face effect.. best cgi ever!

ive got tickets to see it again too :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a wee bit of vertigo with the Hong Kong drop scene :)
It's out on DVD Dec 8 *rocks back and forward*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:51, Reply)
This is a link post Cock Wall!
Ronseal.

(SFW)
 (I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Cock Carpet!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post cock chafer

(I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Glass Cock Wall
(not even half way down - slightly less ronseal description)
 (I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This is already done.
And on the same page as the link before it.
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:00, Reply)

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