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This is a link post Sad Bear Handbook I made this!
The other day I started what I believed to be the first web comic. Then someone told me that there's already loads of them, but by this time I'd invested too many minutes into it to give up.

I know you'll think that the drawings were created by some kind of giant computer, but I really did do them myself.

It's safe for work, even though there's a mature content warning, which is only there to scare away children.
 (massivechin85, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this method of sharing.
Those who post their webcomic on /board/ every day piss me off, but I like you.

So far.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard nothing but good things about my web comic...

(Woo to yours, by the way).
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Here's an example type one, the kind of thing you'd see people getting painted onto their bodies or on the graves of loved ones.

Photobucket
 (massivechin85, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post Reproduced works of art made out of...sausage meat
Some use oils on canvas, some sculpt from clay, other use reconstituted meat products.

Apols if GC.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post art can go no further than this.
this is the peak of the human artistic endeavour
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post and bloody tasty in a sandwich with a bit of ketchup too

(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Art has gone full circle
it has evolved into our lunch
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Apologies for the Thread-jack
Got my copy of Danger Is Dangerous a couple of weeks ago and I can't stop listening to it - wonderful stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post oh hooray!
this is excellent news! glad you like it!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Where was this for last week's compo?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post any Francis Bacon there?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Wahey!
More puns like this, please.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:58, Reply)
This is a link post The Queen meets Barack Obama I made this!


Barack Obama met the Queen for a policy discussion recently. I filmed it. Here is that film.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear Mr Explosion
"Your organization has chosen to limit viewing of this site (http://rathergood.com/obama/), due to the rating of its content (profanity)" Either can you give my IT boss a good kicking or change the rating of rathergood.com so I can be distracted from doing some work and be entertained by whatever this is
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post quite right too
ban this sick filth
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really rather wonderful
now half the internet isn't blocked.

Woo
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post top stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post yays!
cheers ears!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Again!
Hello you, wanna cyber?
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post a/s/l
ur a cutie lol!1
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i guess it's safe to cyber these days
i can't get cyber preggers any mnore and stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, I know
I am without any further use to the gene pool and have no further potential as a human being.

*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post nah, still required
you still have to provide for the existing offspring innit. if you don't fulfill your man duties they'll get eaten by bears as soon as you turn your back. you still need to spend years standing in the street with a sharpened spade screaming at anyone who comes too close.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to see that.
My Flash uis shite, but I think that Manley protecting various bairns from an assortment of bears would make 4 people smile and 2 Scotsmen boil with rage.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post are you officially (as in certificates & stuff) mental?
anyway, top notch work!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i think the certificates are for cleverness and funnyness
at least that's what the nice man said
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the 30 seconds at the end where you had some time to fill.
And just gave up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post But apart from that, bloody good, if danged odd, work.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
This is pure fucking gold. PURE.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hooray!
thankyou!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post wheeeeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post super stuff
Creeps me out a little bit, but super :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Bonzer
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you washed my shirt yet?

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Mental
But brilliant.

And the only thing that could possibly threaten B.O.s chances now...
 (I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post These make me shiver uncontrollably.
Woo.
 (digitdean, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:44, Reply)
This is a link post I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR ALL YOU "ATHEISTS"
It is behind this link.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope
that horrid flashy shit doesn't trigger a migraine for anyone. Argh.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I'd read this.
I've gotta lie down now, I have a metallic taste in my mouth now.
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Your message made my eyes go funny

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummmm
Okaaaaay...
Faced with websites like that, we atheists must surely admit the error of our ways...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Just remember that Bendy-buses, like atheism, are a danger to the public at large

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post also
a vote for McCain is a vote for God.

www.glumbert.com/media/supportreligion
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post BUT HE CAN'T EVEN HOLD HIMSELF BACK FROM SAYING "CUNT" WHEN IT ISN'T EVEN THE RIGHT WORD TO SAY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX1ImnGQYcE

He didn't need to say cunt but he did it anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Well it's a simple mistake, when he was also about to say "Bush"
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I accidentally replied to myself instead of you
HOW ARE THE HAPS, MASAKATSU?
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post VV Answering the one down there :)
The only way he'll be able to top that now is if he accidentally flashes a nipple during a dance routine.

And, I'm presuming the HAPS are fine, without actually knowing what they are...(Haps !?) :D
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post THE HAPS. I AM ASKING ABOUT THEM
WHAT IS IT THAT IS HAPPENING
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post OIC :D
Well I've got shedloads of work on. But aside from that, Monty Propps and I are mucking about with doing a quiz thingy. And I'm building a program to help me make more of these.

Oh, and apparently there's an OMGRECESSION!
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post YES
I sold almost everything at just the right moment. The only thing I still have shares in is a very large funeral business. Business is only going to grow there.

I'm COMPLETELY FUCKING DEBT FREE right now, but I really want to buy a house while everything is up the shitter and then just live in it for five or ten years.

Any program that can make new vocoder-type things is more than ok in my books, also.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair dues on sorting your money out!
We're still in debt to "The Man".

The vocals are completely synthesized. I want it to take normal musical notation input and lyrics, like you'd get on a song sheet, and sing it. Quite a way off yet, but it's getting there. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post melodyne have a nice interface
but I wish their direct note access gimmick would materialise.

I like your idea a lot, sheet notation seems to be excluded from modern programs and I don't understand why.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post In all seriousness I hate the guy
but I think I just got a small bit of respect for him. He successfully inserted the word "cunt" into a televised speech. That almost beats bumsexual in the newspaper.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Touched by His Noodly Appendage
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ramen to that, brother, Ramen

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS KIND OF THING DOESN'T TAKE RELIGION NEARLY AS SERIOUSLY AS IT NEEDS TO
Click the link again. Maybe the last song didn't convert you.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I am more of
a tentacle girl myself. Hebbo.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
that appears proof that there is no God.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post click the link again

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You will understand eventually
I can't guarantee that you'll thank me, but it will be a growing experience.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post If you don't feel comfortable clicking the link again
maybe you could just hit refresh on the already open link.

If at any point you aren't taking things seriously enough, hit f5 and then keep reading.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope that any naysayers will just leave this open in a separate tab/window
and let the music lead their souls.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK ALL YOU NAYSAYERS

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Worst....web design...
EVA!
 (Virulent, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Umm...
Genie in a bottle?
Is that why you're so keen for people to keep clicking? The inappropriate choice of midi background music? Or are you just trying to make us go loopy?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a link post 1000 Mile per Hour car
This is going to be seriously cool, just don't let Richard hammond behind the wheel.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Richard Hammond
was on Breakfast this morning and the Sian (always pregnant it seems) mentioned something about him being interested in that car.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post OOhh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
as if they would let him in that thing
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I WANT ONE OF THOSE
GIVE ME ONE FOR CHRISTMAS
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see it take on the M25 at rush hour.

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:00, Reply)
This is a link post The most important issue in the upcoming US election...
Is it me, or does she seem drunk?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post If they only knew
how fucking stupid they are, would they change? I'd so love to bitch slap her, and I wouldn't miss either, how could you miss??
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post not so much drunk as retarded

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post shes like a cartoon
it makes me shudder
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The EYES!
shes so stupid, I think she's made me slightly stupid by watching her
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The Pilgrim Fathers ...
must be spinning in their graves. Twats like her probably try to ban the teaching of science in schools.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Actualy I think they were well into that.
As they say, the pilgrim fathers didnt want to escape persecution, they wanted to be free to persecute.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I strongly disagree with that lady
Though I find her opinions funny.

I don't think she's drunk, I think her brain is having to work faster than ever to stop herself from shouting "but he's BLACK!" - "I can't imagine having a president of the united states being named President Ubama [sic]... A father that was a muslim, huh! That should get to everyone"

The voice over should have been more blunt - "It's about 'values'", a.k.a. it's about not being the 'correct' colour/not having the right imaginary friend for her.

'His christianity is not the christianity in the bible' - did it come from some other book?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post depends which bible.
considering it's been re-written and re-imagined about 10000 times. this i what makes me laugh about religion, everything is gospel, but there are a fair few different versions of that "same" gospel. cunts.

This is a quote i discovered on a religious hate-mongers site recently, and she was using it a reason to ban Mark Twains writings from schools, i think it's a reason to encourage his writing in schools!
"I am plenty safe enough in his hands; I am not in any danger from that kind of a Diety. 
The one that I want to keep out of the reach of, is the caricature of him which one finds
 in the Bible. We (that one and I) could never respect each other, never get along together. 
I have met his superior a hundred times-- in fact I amount to that myself."
- Mark Twain in a letter to Olivia Clemens, 7/17/1889

 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You would have thought
that the core christian 'values' would be the same regardless of which version you read. This lady obviously thinks not.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post no chance, a lot were re-written by the reigning monarch of the time, and so were no doubt heftily politicised.
the king james preaches a fair amount of pointless hate, IMHO.

the core values got overlooked as the book turned into the best way in the world of brainwashing simpletons who couldn't understand how cruel life can be.

i'm getting carried away here, i feel a Goat style sermon coming on.....

RELIJUNLOLZZ!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't bare to watch more than 30 secs...
She's being asked REAL questions about politics and she's banging on about a completely seperate fucking issue.

Forget about the imaginary friend, you delusional cunt, this is a serious conversation for grown-ups!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:45, Reply)
This is a link post Neil Innes - Accountancy Shanty
Short but sweet, Neil Innes' Accountancy Shanty...
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
what a striking contrast with the previous vocal performance. Who's gonna do the mashup then??
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Um, Calling Mr Python

(thereisnopoons until, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 0:47, Reply)
This is a link post This is the noise I make in the morning while doing a Big Beer Sh1t!
Just thought I'd share that with you all..........x
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
i think that deserves a click
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i never understood...
...how these death metal (black metal?)...these metal 'singers' don't get throat cancer. That shit is so bad for your throat.

Fucking good voice, though. It's funny cuz you're a small guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post they do quite often
get nodules on the vocal cords or somesuch affliction. Several metal singers have had to retire or have surgery because of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This, unfortunately...
... a friend of mine had a surgery because of that. He is not allowed to sing anymore and now plays the drums in the same band.
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post For some reason, this is what I I think Friz would look like as a kitten
Ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWW....
*asplodes*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm worried ....
that I might die of fluff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post but what a way to go!

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That made me tear up with fluff induced happiness.

(augsav, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post the lovely runt of the litter
that won't make it past christmas. Damn you Darwin, why must you punish the cute dwarfed ones?
 (joey2tits liable for libel, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hence
Why the little scamp reminds me of Friz
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:22, Reply)
This is a link post Howard from the Halifax ads has put on some weight
South African MP's chair mishap
 (I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh,
I was just about to post that!

Can't think why it broke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Me to
I thought it was Howard as well
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Bwhahaha :D
Not sure why, and even though I knew it was coming, the last coupla seconds were piss funny!
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese Democracy
At last!

It's not terribly good, though.
 (rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Not optimistic
There'll be some "issue" which will force its delay AGAIN (like someone actually listening to it and realising that there's no way it can live up to all the hype).

All the tracks I've heard have been a let down ... who'm I kidding though, I'll still buy it.
 (Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post got to agree...
Actually, I listened to it the other day - it's pretty good in places, odd in others and a bit like some of the less-good racks on Use Your Illusion in others...

I just hope one day Axl and Slash realist they really need to work together again, as Velvet Revolver and Slash's Snakepit suffered for not having Axl on vocal and Chinese Democracy suffers from not having Slash's musicality on it...

I live in hope.
 (Chad, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post How can it take so long
to make a shitty pop rock record?
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post blimey!
i never thought this would actually exist. it can never live up to they hype- that much is true
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post from what I've heard so far
it would have been fucking incredible ten years ago.

That is the nicest thing I can say. I hope I don't get kicked in the balls.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post that's just about right...
In the same way that Tommy Lee's Methods of Mayhem album would have been mindblowing in 1995, but was mediocre when it came out, it seems that Axl spent too long trying to hit the next big trend and lost his nerve, rather than being true to his original vision (a la Illusion 1 and 2), he tried to make something that would appeal to everyone from old-style GnR fans to those more into Muse and suchlike. The end result is an album that has some great glimpses of brilliance, but a lot of muddled ideas and execution that belies the fact it has had an almost permanently rotating schedule of musicians attached to it. The end result is a body of work which is...ok. The good is weighed out by the poor and unfortunately the mediocre is what sticks in the mind.
 (Chad, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:32, Reply)
This is a link post Giant spider caught eating a bird on camera
AAAAAUUUUGGGHHH

*gasp*

AAAAAUUUUGGGHHH
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Now this^ is frightening
click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit
Im itching
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:50, Reply)
This is a normal post They
are well known as a predator in Australia. If you sleep outdoors without goggles they will eat your eyes.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This ^ is 100% true
Dont mention the Drop bears...noone will ever come to visit us again!
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post My favorite fact about australia is:
"Out of the top ten poisonous creatures in the world, Australia has 13 of them."

I live in Sydney btw, is there a sydney b3ta bash coming up soon?
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post we could always plan one

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Is one of them
Kylie Minogue?
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAAAAAAH AHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAARRRRRRRRHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT!!!!!!
I DON'T LIVE IN OZ, BUT THE FACT THAT SO,METHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET GIVES ME The Fear!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It is true
you can buy protection for when you go camping though, and its cheap:


 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *BOKES*
*CRIES*
*BOKES SOME MORE*

WHY!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!?!?!???!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's simply not true

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
i guessed as much, i googled for spider goggles and these ones are for motor biking. i wanted to humour frisson......honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post noooooo
you have ruined my lies.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that's fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 4:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Mother Fucker, isnt it?
We have these in our back yard at home in Sydney. The bastards make huge webs that I'm always walking into.

This is a biggun though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have to tie long rope to your children?
so if one goes missing you can just pull back the safety line
 (I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hoorah for experts
"Mr Shakespeare told nine msn the bird must have flown into the spider web and become stuck."
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ARGH SPIDERS!!
Everybody asks why I am scared of spiders. It's because they are fucking creepy. They paralyse their victims, and leave them immobilised and terrified. They then suck their insides out while the victim is still alive.

To me, nothing could be creepier. Except maybe a sex clown.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA SEX CLOWN!

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "It builds a very strong web,"
No shit?

"The Golden Orb Weaver spins a strong web high in protein because it depends on it to capture large insects for food."

So it captures large insects to allow it to weave a strong web to allow it to capture large insects to allow it to weave a strong web to allow... *tails off*? Isn't nature ironic?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nature's just like Heroin addiction related crime
now that's ironic!
 (I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I accidentally sat under one of these scary bastards
I was at a camp site in N QLD and there was nowhere to sit at the camp kitchen which was outside. There was one empty table so I happily went and sat on it. Everyone around was giving me strange and frightened looks. When I looked up there was a golden orb spider on its web about a foot from my face. I kid you not, I voided my bowels right there on the spot. The thing was as big as my face.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:28, Reply)
This is a link post McCain-Obama Dance-Off
This is just a little bit excellent.
Obama and McCain have a dance off, and it's executed extremely well!

Think Gene Kelly in that Volkswagen Golf TV ad a few years back, with the remixed Singin' in the Rain song.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:59, Reply)
This is a normal post thats real quality
ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thats hilarious!
 (twentington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:27, Reply)
This is a link post If the World Could Vote.
What other countries would vote. Interesting if a little predictable.
 (Robertvaliant, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:57, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
what's up with Macedonia? how come thye love the Mav'rick?
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
It's just a shame more people in the US aren't voting though :(
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
As of when I voted 87.6% for Barack Obama, from a total number of votes: 379,307

That's quite resounding; and quite a statement on how much the rest of the world disapproves of neoconservative policy
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi
Welcome to /links.

I presume you're new here as Zero Punctuation is posted here every week without fail. In fact, if you look down the page you'll see it.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I have never read a single one of these.
And I have never seen the Evolution of Dance (youtube #1 of all time).

I am holding out against the internet.


Btw - anyone know why EoD isn't actually on the all-time list, despite having 100 mil views compared to the listed leader on 71 mil views? And why the fuck are 3 leona lewis vids in the listed top 7 of all time? Who the fuck is she?

this post has turned into a youtube rant. sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Also - whale in the Thames!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4631396.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:45, Reply)
This is a normal post John Peel's dead?
?
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post What did you do with Maddie?
you bastard!
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)
This is a link post Ilusion thing
Awesome visual illusion that is non spakking / migrane inducing involving a running cat :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post i likey!
its like one of them spinning card thingies,with the slots. but for the web.
best thing is making it run in reverse!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:44, Reply)
This is a normal post purple link
surprisingly, not horses.
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Macadonia
loves McCain. its the only country which does
 (Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Was posted on here a few weeks back
I still love it though.
 (Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post McCain: when all your speeches are made to your own personal fan club you can say pretty much anything
They will still say "woo yay"


I haven't actually checked if this has been posted before but all US election stuff is blurring into one now. Don't feel you need to open this one as well.
 (bowlhead2000 :also available at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post woo and yey
^that is hilarious
 (#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:48, Reply)
This is a link post Curly Shirley - Lavoot Edit I made this!
I decided to turn my attention to sampling again. Resulting in quite a happy, clubby tune, with a 'surprising' twist at the end (round about 5:03)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hello sir!
this is rather groovy. Nice beat, it's very different from your usual style. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i likes this!
works for me! Oh and i'm gonna reply to your gaz in a minute.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:44, Reply)

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