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This is a link post Weirdest porn pre-story and worst porn 'acting' ever NSFW
Ok, this is GAY PORN and obviously but bear with me, this has to be the weirdest pre-shagging story line anyone ever devised for a porn vid:

Basically, the Y2K bug went bad, and in the post apocalyptic Earth a sanctuary for all homosexuals is set up called the 'Y2 Gay' where they can shag to their hearts content whilst fending off mutants and looking out for 'humanity'.

The best part is the wonderfully terrible acting from the black guy in white pants as he 'searches' for said humanity by saying meaningless lines into a walkie talkie.

No actual sex occurs until 3 minutes in, where-upon, as with all porn, the pre-sex storyline is completely discarded for standard porn sex, but as it's purely just talking to camera up until then don't be scared to take a look 'cos it's bloody funny!

*edit* I should add, yeh I know we shouldn't post porn, but just stop it at 3 minutes in.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post sooooo........how did you stumble across this?
plus nothing beats this - uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QcO0TdUc0Js
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Havin a wank,
you know...

Hard to concentrate when you're laughin so hard tho...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post you're lucky you aren't in a post Y2K world
unless you were on the Y2gay ranch it would be illegal for you to be "as gay as a goose".
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm gonna have to dig out the clip where this guy is about to shag a girl from Leeds
he starts talking about Chris Moyles and she has no idea who Chris Moyles is. Soooo... yeah...
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you find what you were looking for?
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post wait...
so how did you happen to find this?
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've edited the porn out of this uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lenX0TMRfzI
Although it's still probably NSFW.

After the brief censored montage you can witness the worst monlogue in porn history.
 (sadbearhandbook, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to take your word for this

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post So i knocked out 4 of 6 girls today...
Bloke gets mugged...
bloke beats shit out of women..
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah!
pop pop pop pop!

Fucking bitches, if that's true, fantastic! I hope they all have manked up faces for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post tbh
I'd have done exactly the same. A mugging is a mugging whether it's a bloke or a woman trying it.
 (Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post fair play.
I hate the whole not hitting women thing... in a normal situation, fair enough, but you shouldn't hit anyone without just cause... but if someone's trying to beat the shit out of me/mug me, I'm gonna protect myself as much as I can, whoever the person is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The principles of sexual equality
DEMAND that you hit as many women as you hit men.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
I shall smack my mum in the face the INSTANT she gets home.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Be sure that you do, or I'll sue you!

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post A bottle!
*POW*
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeh it's a known thing, they try and take advantage of the 'women can't be hit' tradition
and it seems to work too, in all the instances I know of the police always arrest the guy first and then let the girls go as soon as they turn the tears on.

But then, it seems to me women generally have always seemed to be rather selective as the which parts of everyday life they want 'equality' in.

Ever told a girl it's her round? ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, tell me it's my round, I buy it.
:P
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I love you!
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:53, Reply)
This is a link post Car crash interwebs
Girl posts gory details of bad date on dating talkboard - hilarity ensues
 (bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god haha
What a strange community though?

Definatly don't think dating web sites are my bag..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What a slag
She knew what was going to happen. "watch a movie" uhhhhh....

I'm surprised she didn't pull the rape card out of her rear pocket
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post "I'm surprised she didn't pull the rape card out of her rear pocket"
She probably couldn't reach it
 (I helped save b3ta! Noo_Noo Is now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I havn't seen many b3tards on there.

(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a link post Buena Vista Social Club - Homophobes
This has gone on too long and it's about time someone said something.

Sure there are subtitles in the video, but I'm not fooled for one second by this last second editorial cover up. This is bigger than 9/11 * 7/7 (though 7/7 is 1 so it'd still just be 9/11).

Candela translated to English means fire. So using the following as your chorus hook:

"Aye candela, candela, candela the gay boy"

is frankly disturbing.

Are you implying that we should burn homosexuals? It's the only logical conclusion I can draw and frankly, I'm shocked.

How many other Ry Cooder projects harbour this homophobia? How many hidden messages are there in the Brewsters Millions soundtrack advocating this murderous bigotry? Who will have the confidence and time to unearth them? Can we afford not to? Exaggerated comparison to Hitler?

Until they explain this heinous crime, I shall be burning all of my Buena Vista Social Club CDs (well, the one) and DVDs (well, also just one) and marching from Marble Arch to Hyde Park on March 14th 2009, the day of reckoning. You're either with me, or also harbour genocidal prejuduces.

The choice is yours.
(I helped save b3ta! ma0sm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post YEP!
It's like the Cuban version of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIUZlzd37sI

Lyrics on the right hand side of the page, under 'more info'

;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Basically
Identical.
 (I helped save b3ta! ma0sm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely, they could just as easily be referring
to another type of 'Flaming homo'?!
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No
My conclusion is the only possible one according to science.
 (I helped save b3ta! ma0sm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:41, Reply)
This is a link post Water Jetpack

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post What -
You've never seen this?!


Plus - no shark? No bridge?!
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post well i'd never seen it
and i own the internet.


that looks a lark!
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't
the Mythbusters do this, except being the pussies they are, they used Buster
 (Black_Dwarf frawD_kcalB, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post yup. The big jessies

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:52, Reply)
This is a link post Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law,
climb through the telly and steal your tea.
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/263603
 (largoembargo ???, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a link post LittleBigPlanet music video!
I really want to play this game! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a link post cute little piglet squid
happy piglet squid is happy
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder
what an underwater "oink" sounds like...
 (largoembargo ???, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm
good question..
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "Bloink"
It sounds exactly like "Bloink".
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what my Brown Missiles sound like
after my morning coffee
 (largoembargo ???, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)
i can hear them from here
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay to happy piglet squid being happy
best of all the aquatic happy things
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmm
squid and bacon *licks lips*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:32, Reply)
This is a link post Ah needs mah robes sparkly white
If you're a bigot, and you're in South Carolina, then Klan & Fresh Valet & Dry Cleaning will remove all grass, smoke and bloodstains from your pointy hat and silly white dress.
 (stalinism, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Stopped off
at Charlotte airport on my trip to the states recently. Wasn't as half as racist as people are led to believe. Then again, it was only an airport...
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Half-Life 2...The Magic Show!

Made with Garrys mod Im guessing.. very funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! That was fantastic. Much clickens.
I'm desperate to get GMod, but will have to wait until I get my new computer. I was really annoyed that the steam sale wasn't on for longer :(
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ha! awesome

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The facial expressions are what make this
The G-man's "Who, me?" expression in particular.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Garys Mod baffles me...
It's a movie making kit for people who specifically want to look like Half Life character's have gone spastic and been hung up by string.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post get involved in the clever bigs and you can make actual controllable working robots!
start small uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ATxdj-pjECI

then go bigger uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GLLFkTNkImA&feature=related

loads more!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That's nothing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rzR0wz15k0
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:36, Reply)
This is a link post Thursday's WTF brought to you by You Tube
A bikini clad body builder completes a Rubiks cube in reverse to the tune of steel drums.
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf????????

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Never hide

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I found that very Hypnotic
After watching it 6 times in a row...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Post of the Day!
Bikini Clad Female Body Builder = WIN!
Completed Rubik's Cube = WIN!
Steel Drums = DOUBLE WIN!

What's not to like?

Probably a viral for something, but hey-ho. I enjoyed it!

Edit: Just noticed that they're not Steel Drums. I'm not using my PC (no speakers).
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Batucada
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batucada
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Would
Oh yes, would would would.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Most
Bizarre
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! WTF
Those whacky Brazilians
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a rather bizarre viral for ray-bans
if the youtube page is to be believed
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! That's marvelous!
And she'd have got away with it too if it wasn't for all that hair tossing!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Skid Row have changed their image a bit...

(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a link post Home made 7 colour laser projector
Theres a guide on how to build one on his site out of bits of PlayStations...

I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post cool, but that guy has scuh a boring voice.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it was so boring
I fell into scuh a coma ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:46, Reply)
This is a link post /talks almighty sitcom I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
In parts, it's hard to hear the robotic talking/dialogue over that fucking canned laughter (or whatever it's called).

Nothing personal, like...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a link post A Chooseveg.com video showing animal cruelty in the USA NSFW
Possibly NSFW due to scenes of animals being slaughtered and in pain.

I am by no means a veggie or an activist but as an animal lover found this quite horrible and unsettling. :(
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus man, didn't need to see that
*reluctantly puts down big mac*
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post pics up BigMac
nom nom nom onm
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You should watch Fast Food Nation just for the end scene

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post would it put me off of boyo81's BigMac?

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post A little Thursday afternoon comedy....
not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel very strongly about animal cruelty...
But...come on...

You chose B3TA to spread this message??? Jeez man. It's mean to be funny round here.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Not exactly 'spreading the message' as you say
... because I have no message to spread. I thought the video was interesting so posted it ..
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU WIN!
In bringing the whole board down, in one fail swoop...
Thanks

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post that's why I only buy locally
produced meat.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post nyom nyom nyom

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "Kosher" meat should be banned
It's only religious nonsense
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked the link for the man who shoved that jar up his arse
But strangely I don't feel compelled to click this one...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel the same
Jar bloke did it to himself though. Thats the difference.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ARICK BALWIN!!
You blaykin mah bawls.
 (UTB, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fwap

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That should make you want to eat meat
you wouldn't want animals to die only not to be eaten. I now feel it is my duty to eat as much meat as possible so the meat produced from these animals does not end up being fed back to their relatives. Hazzah
 (Begbie, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This shit is cruel, no doubt
But I'm still not swayed by the vegetarian/vegan option

Farm free range and organic and everything is all good
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:02, Reply)
This is a link post lion pimp NSFW I made this!
dirty dirty dirty dirty
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha - nice :D - I love that show

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a link post For those of you who are trying to avoid revision
Here's a neat and addictive minigame-based ninja challenge.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
315 points on 5th try.

I'm sloooow.
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 490
And back to work...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAAAARRRRGH!
That's fucking annoying. *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post The 'misunderestimated' president?
some classic bushisms.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a link post Don't Go Into The Endor Woods
Possible NSFW depending on your work!

Star Wars Grindhouse: Don’t Go In The Endor Woods won the 2008 Star Wars Fan Film Award for best parody. ” Ewoks – they’re cute and they’re cuddly, but boy can they be sick little bastards.” Check it out after the jump
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Also, those two notes remind me of the theme of Licence To Kill.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a link post We the undersigned... I made this!
Some of the dafter petitions lodged at number10.gov.uk, like the woman who wants to bring back the death penalty and make Christianity mandatory.
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post this is great
nice work
 (augsav, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ,
Mr Kadir-Buxton needs a good thump around the earhole if you ask me.

Good stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post He has on his CV, a claim to have invented 
'Michael Foot,' the HIV Destroying Machine which prolongs the life of sufferers


What?
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha,
The Kadir-Buxton alternative to sex.. poke them in the jugular vain and slap their buttocks...

www.kadir-buxton.com/page14.htm

"This invention does bode well for paramedics and first aiders who have patients in extreme pain for which they can at present do nothing. "
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahha, this is total win.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff!
This could go far.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Great idea!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha thats ace!
Are they real?

I like this one: "We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to make it illegal (if it isn't already) for people with red/green colour blindness to drive any vehicle."

If you care about making something illegal that much, surely you would make some enquries FIRST to see if it already is?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
bash in March?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yes!
Are you in the country then?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know yet
if all goes well at work, I should be.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
I shall not be as drunk at this one as I allegedly was at the last one.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha "allegedly"
if you can't remember.....
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I got quite a lot of abuse the next day
but that may have been due to me coming home from work at 10 am as I kept puking
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post all that Blue Nun
can't be good for you
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like a (very wise)
Song lyric.

Hiya mate :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post heya!
how's things?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Noon loon :)
Had a good root about on the website yesterday, let me know if there's anything specific you need beta testing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers mate.
I will do, once we're fully open, etc. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You seemed sober
I just thought you were drinking OJs all night.

How wrong I was...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I have had years of practise
at pretending to be sober!

I know I shared a taxi home with Col. Santiago but don't really remember the journey......
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You've not seen the video on YouTube?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It isn't I don't think
Only problem would be traffic lights, but that could be easily sorted by knowing which light is green and which one red.

I wonder what had happened in the petitioner's life to make them go on a crusade against one type of colour blindness?
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Its not
I don't think traffic lights really are a problem- the only one I can foresee is parking your red car next to a green one and trying to get in the wrong one.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well i'm convinced
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i did that once at a petrol station in the morning
but i was still pissed from the night before
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I have subscribed to your RSS feed
and eagerly look forward to future posts.
 (I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff
the mad Jesus woman is great, we should create a petition to get her to make more petitions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
petitions.number10.gov.uk/StopSwearingOnTV/ I love the fact Fuckshit Cuntface signed this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
It's going in :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post HaHaHaHa!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Come sign my very important petition.
www.petitiononline.com/squan/petition.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Signed
Yours Gorvunct Epistomole Largeham.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh fantastic!
It's gone into my bookmarks next to the equally brilliant spEak You’re bRanes blog.
 (I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:37, Reply)

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