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This is a link post "The Cunt Colouring Book" NSFW
I am a bit annoyed I didn't know this existed earlier. Surely it is a must own item to have discreetly shelved amongst your other, more respectable literature.

Also a good present for any budding Alfie Pattens in your family.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:15, Reply)
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If you like cunts, then you’ll love this. Picture perfect pussies all dying to be coloured in with your loving hands. Create masterpieces out of the forty-two page outlines of labia flowers, Georgia O’Keefe, eat your heart out!

Serving Suggestion: Get the crayons, felt-tips and colouring pencils out. Learn about the anatomy of your pussy and find out which one looks like you.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a link post Brand new airbus totalled before it had flown anywhere!!
The real reason!
The new Airbus 340-600
The brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sat in its hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of airtime. Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine runups, prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi.


The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.

The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to takeoff but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.) Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.

This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.

The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.

Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.

The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown, for there has been a news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Coverage of the story was deemed insulting . Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post EPIC FAIL

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nods furiously

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
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"The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown, for there has been a news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere."

You do realize this story is from 2007?

www.snopes.com/photos/airplane/etihad.asp
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
Thought it was a bit fishy that they had to point out that the seven-man crew was Arab.

By fishy, I mean downright nasty.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They were Arab, they're from Abu Dhabi
Just as if they were from France they'd be French.

Though, yeah, the over use of the word does seem a little weird.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post oops

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon they were practicing some terrorist attack
but didn't quite think it through
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't the A380 the largest passenger plane ever built
?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a link post Amusingly racist '90s advert
You probably couldn't get away with this now.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I'm amazed they got away with it then!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Naaaah.
There's nothing really racist about it - it's clearly a piss-take, and it's not at anyone's expense - except, perhaps, the people of Consett.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, and it's alright to mock THEM, is it?
Racist.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a fair cop, gov.
*is pwned*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Mock who?
Not the people of Consett that's for sure. If you know anything about the history of Consett in the 1980's you'll see the advert was deeply Ironic.


This one's the racist one :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0S-joxplRw&feature=related
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a link post Obama sings!

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This is a normal post Sounds like a Zappa tune

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Jazz Discharge Party Hat
...anyone..?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a link post You Make Me Do This - My attempt at a webcomic I made this!
I humbly present the height of my MS Paint skills in my web comic.

I welcome constructive criticism, but please be gentle!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Constructive hypocrisy:
Webcomics are hard, only the best ever get anywhere or last more than a few months...

Of course if you're doing it for fun and putting your stuff out there, it's commendable, but (imo) you've either got to have great art (like dresden codak or the damage is irreversible) or great writing (like xkcd or dinosaur comics).

So, erm, try to find an artist/polish your writing if you're really serious. Otherwise, just keep doing what you're doing, I'm sure there's plenty of space on the internet for your brand of webcomic-ery.

(Hrm, that could have been gentler).
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Completely fair criticism, thanks!
I'm not intending this to be an XKCD beater, or even something I can get money from, I just like making them :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post each of your frames' text should naturally read left to right then from top to bottom.
there's nothing worse than accidentally reading the punchline before you've read the set up :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Quiet coach one.
Ha! ~titters gleefully~
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Loves the Annoy the Housemate Pt.1
I do this all the time... but it never seems to annoy people!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:16, Reply)
This is a link post Courageous Man Refuses To Believe He Has Cancer

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post but he looks like
shit.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the Onion
:-)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this some mock thing?
fucking american telivision.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that's what I said
It's 'The Onion' :D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Does satire exist on your island?

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It was invented on my island

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe you own an island!!!

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 17:24, Reply)
This is a link post Uber Fluff!!!
Baby Meerkats!! I cant believe nobody posted this already.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a link post NOSTRADAMUS WITH HIS TROUSERS GREEN AND TIGHT
(HE LOOKED ALL RIGHT).

A good song by Hans Teeuwen, who is great and funny.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a link post Blame Ringo - Garble Arch (A Day in the Life of Abbey Road)
A time lapse video of tourists posing at Abbey Road during a 24 hour period.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Takes balls to do that with a line of stopped traffic watching you
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post And the winner is...
... 1:35 the mooning bloke.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I went there once.
Had to wait about five minutes for any cars to let me cross the road. I wasn't posing for a photo, I just wanted to cross the road.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a link post Seemingly normal scientific paper
Until about page 10, when suddenly Homer Simpson appears.. and is then never mentioned again.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Global Importance Measure
my head hurts
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm..
This is a paper from my university. I'll have to look into this..
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a link post "Atlantis" spotted by Google Earth
It's certainly an interesting formation, but I am not entirely convinced.

First of all, if these are walls or streets, why do they show up at this scale? They must be HUGE.

Secondly, if it's this obvious on Google Maps, why hasn't it already been investigated?

Thirdly, it's on the abyssal plain, making it very deep compared to the position one would expect it.

Jury is out. More story here: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2255989.ece
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't believe you're using a Sun article
Here's a metro one instead: www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Google_Earth%3a_We_havent_found_Atlantis&in_article_id=548725&in_page_id=34

the answer is sonar
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The Metro is hardly any more of a reliable source,
but I'm glad to see my scepticism was not unfounded.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ah but,
Metro is a friend of B3ta
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The Retro:
Yesterday's news: Today
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, sound logic as ever:
Bernie, 38, of Chester, said: “It looks like an aerial map of Milton Keynes. It must be man-made.”
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Atlantis R'lyeh
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a link post Broken Picture Telephone is back up!
After crashing a few days after it was posted on B3ta, BPT has been reworked and given a larger database.

Some great games in there already.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a link post NHS hull have started a new advertising campaign
On Hull buses there are pictures of people with massive ears. Well...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand...surely they are normal sized ears for the locals of Humberside and *North lincs
It's the ones with the webbed feet and fishmouths that I point at in the street...

(*resident of South Lincolnshire blog)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The NHS lies.
They aren't all ears at all.

They clearly have noses and mouths, and I'll bet every single one of them has nipples beneath their clothes as well.

IT'S CLEARLY A TRAP
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmm
nipples
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post But
Prince Charles has nothing to do with Hull has he?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post Litterbox - Scratch
This guy has gotta be a b3tan surely?

Awesome follow up track to "Marked Territory"


Edit: Just been checking the site out, much more on there,

www.eyeenvision.com/litterbox/herekittykitty.html

^hi def stylee! :D :D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:37, Reply)
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why does everything involving cats and crap animation have to be related to b3ta? I bet there are dozens of other site who also think that *they* are the shitty kitty site.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post eh?
*cough*
*cough*
*cough**cough**cough*
*cough*
*misserableCUNTcough*
*cough**cough**cough**cough*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:50, Reply)
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How the arse do you figure that out? I'm calling you a prat for over associating cats with b3ta, nothing miserable in that now. Video is good. And you got your *'s very mixed up there. Try harder next time.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You said it was a crap video
and also that it was from some shitty kitty website.

Personally I think these are great. The main reason I associate it with b3ta is because it's rather random humor, and anyone into that kind of thing tends to know of b3ta. Hence my obvious assumption.

Anyway, you are misserable, all you had to do was say "MMEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWOOOOOEEWWWWWWWWWRRR"

;)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:35, Reply)
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Crap video? No i didn't. The animation is crap, but that's the point of it! Shitty animation FTW.

and you still can't spell miserable.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
calm down!! We'll have no prolapsing round here!!

Oh and "Grrrrrr!" lol!!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post booooooooooooooo.

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post The evils of caffeine
Great animation to a song in French, with English subtitles, about a guy who loves his coffee.
Don't think it's GC, but a nice little tune even if it is.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i fucking love this
came across it the other day. wonderful, wonderful stuff
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post that is ace

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Goatse on the still frame?!

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That's cracking.

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post C'est Bon
That is truly a thing of beauty.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant!

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post merde c'est rigoleux!
et maintenant j'ai besoin d'un café

mmmmm...... café...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post love it

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post FS
Sorry to say I clicked only because I saw a goatse on the preview frame :(
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is superb!
I sent it to all my buddies.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:04, Reply)
This is a link post Oscar Trailer Spoofs I made this!
See The Reader (Abridged), Fro/Nix, TCCOBB, Condensed Milk and Slimdog Millionaire in our Bluffer's Guide to the Oscars 2009.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a link post HypTV Creative Challenge
"Our friends at Start Creative and Playstation have come up with a great idea to promote the amazing PSP 3000. All you have to do is make a short video of yourself holding 'the whole world in your hands' in a creative way.

Check out the website and you'll get the general idea. Prizes are games consoles etc.

Give it a try – it's a creative challenge. Then why not share your entry with us at HYPtv. We don't want YouTube to have all the fun.

Closing date is 31st March."
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
This is a link post Bullion! I made this!


Here's a little song about Bullion, and how great it is! Hoorays!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh noes!
You've been blocked! You're tasteless!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post there is a taste
but the taste is foul
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!
Gold standard, as usual.


See what I did there?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yays!
top gag!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly enough I was only just thinking about buying some gold*
How coincedental in the extreme...

*100% truth! For some reason I was sent a mail shot from the royal mint and was marvelling at the gold deals. It's gone up £200 in about 3 months!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post bullion's brilliant isn;t it!
Brulliont!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
My parents bought gold about a year ago.

They're being very smug about it.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Its been a good year for gold.
when I die I want to be encased in it.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
That's going to be in my head all day now.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh goody!

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Jade?

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
Same here.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, Splendid work as ever...
Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion
Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion
Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion
Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion

That's the stuff for me....

*clicks*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post lalalalalaaaaaaa
glad you enjoyed it!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the wee bit of Vocoder action that's sticking in my head :D
(Around 0:51)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm very fond of vocoders at the mo
they's fun
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like another one that'll randomly come into my head while I'm cycling about town.
currently I keep getting "twister" or "Mzungu"
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahah
this one has more astute financial advice in it than those 2
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't stop listening
That's my concentration gone.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post yays!

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post How long did it take
before the word "bullion" didn't make any sense to you?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post every time i hear the word "bullion"
it sends a shiver of joy through me.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
This wins. Hard. With a big run up and a double knee skid.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
hoorays for double knee skids!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post crikey
you're more prolific than late 90's Prince at the moment!
Oh, and click :-D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post thankyou!
lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This gives me a headache. =(

(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:10, Reply)
This is a link post Home-made XL doc / football management game
Been playing this for months from my office documents, hope you like.

PS I'm by no way taking credit for this; whoever wrote it is awesome :D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good
but all my players keep getting injured!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like FM2009 before the patch. :op

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe
I try to keep 15 players, a sub for each.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Fun
Delete all players wages, increase skill to 1000. Insta Win :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Job's a good'un.

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Waaah teh sans!
looks fun though...
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 9:33, Reply)
This is a link post Having your images hotlinked?
Just been alerted to this neat little thing
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, that's quite nice.

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:18, Reply)
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why would you bother? just use a watermark in the first place.

I did think, before i read it, that that photo was a home project to somehow flash the LED when an image was loaded. durrrr
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post to stop the daily mail pinching your images...
...without giving credit!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:49, Reply)
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you think they're clever enough to notice a blatant watermark in the first place?

And this won't stop them at all will it? if it works as intended, they DO pinch it, and then later realise they fucked up, not not do it in the first place.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:40, Reply)

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