I am a bit annoyed I didn't know this existed earlier. Surely it is a must own item to have discreetly shelved amongst your other, more respectable literature.
Also a good present for any budding Alfie Pattens in your family.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:15, Reply)
If you like cunts, then you’ll love this. Picture perfect pussies all dying to be coloured in with your loving hands. Create masterpieces out of the forty-two page outlines of labia flowers, Georgia O’Keefe, eat your heart out!
Serving Suggestion: Get the crayons, felt-tips and colouring pencils out. Learn about the anatomy of your pussy and find out which one looks like you.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
The real reason!
The new Airbus 340-600
The brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sat in its hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of airtime. Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine runups, prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi.
The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.
The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to takeoff but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.) Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.
This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.
The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.
Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.
The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown, for there has been a news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Coverage of the story was deemed insulting . Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:12, Reply)
"The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown, for there has been a news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere."
You do realize this story is from 2007?
www.snopes.com/photos/airplane/etihad.asp
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:22, Reply)
Thought it was a bit fishy that they had to point out that the seven-man crew was Arab.
By fishy, I mean downright nasty.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Just as if they were from France they'd be French.
Though, yeah, the over use of the word does seem a little weird.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:48, Reply)
but didn't quite think it through
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:39, Reply)
You probably couldn't get away with this now.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:10, Reply)
There's nothing really racist about it - it's clearly a piss-take, and it's not at anyone's expense - except, perhaps, the people of Consett.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:45, Reply)
Not the people of Consett that's for sure. If you know anything about the history of Consett in the 1980's you'll see the advert was deeply Ironic.
This one's the racist one :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0S-joxplRw&feature=related
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:13, Reply)
I humbly present the height of my MS Paint skills in my web comic.
I welcome constructive criticism, but please be gentle!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:24, Reply)
Webcomics are hard, only the best ever get anywhere or last more than a few months...
Of course if you're doing it for fun and putting your stuff out there, it's commendable, but (imo) you've either got to have great art (like dresden codak or the damage is irreversible) or great writing (like xkcd or dinosaur comics).
So, erm, try to find an artist/polish your writing if you're really serious. Otherwise, just keep doing what you're doing, I'm sure there's plenty of space on the internet for your brand of webcomic-ery.
(Hrm, that could have been gentler).
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:48, Reply)
I'm not intending this to be an XKCD beater, or even something I can get money from, I just like making them :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:52, Reply)
there's nothing worse than accidentally reading the punchline before you've read the set up :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:30, Reply)
I do this all the time... but it never seems to annoy people!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:16, Reply)
Baby Meerkats!! I cant believe nobody posted this already.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
(HE LOOKED ALL RIGHT).
A good song by Hans Teeuwen, who is great and funny.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:00, Reply)
A time lapse video of tourists posing at Abbey Road during a 24 hour period.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:47, Reply)
Takes balls to do that with a line of stopped traffic watching you
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:49, Reply)
Had to wait about five minutes for any cars to let me cross the road. I wasn't posing for a photo, I just wanted to cross the road.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
Until about page 10, when suddenly Homer Simpson appears.. and is then never mentioned again.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a paper from my university. I'll have to look into this..
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:31, Reply)
It's certainly an interesting formation, but I am not entirely convinced.
First of all, if these are walls or streets, why do they show up at this scale? They must be HUGE.
Secondly, if it's this obvious on Google Maps, why hasn't it already been investigated?
Thirdly, it's on the abyssal plain, making it very deep compared to the position one would expect it.
Jury is out. More story here: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2255989.ece
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:28, Reply)
Here's a metro one instead: www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Google_Earth%3a_We_havent_found_Atlantis&in_article_id=548725&in_page_id=34
the answer is sonar
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:32, Reply)
but I'm glad to see my scepticism was not unfounded.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:35, Reply)
Bernie, 38, of Chester, said: “It looks like an aerial map of Milton Keynes. It must be man-made.”
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:09, Reply)
After crashing a few days after it was posted on B3ta, BPT has been reworked and given a larger database.
Some great games in there already.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:14, Reply)
On Hull buses there are pictures of people with massive ears. Well...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:46, Reply)
It's the ones with the webbed feet and fishmouths that I point at in the street...
(*resident of South Lincolnshire blog)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:53, Reply)
They aren't all ears at all.
They clearly have noses and mouths, and I'll bet every single one of them has nipples beneath their clothes as well.
IT'S CLEARLY A TRAP
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:01, Reply)
This guy has gotta be a b3tan surely?
Awesome follow up track to "Marked Territory"
Edit: Just been checking the site out, much more on there,
www.eyeenvision.com/litterbox/herekittykitty.html
^hi def stylee! :D :D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:37, Reply)
why does everything involving cats and crap animation have to be related to b3ta? I bet there are dozens of other site who also think that *they* are the shitty kitty site.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)
*cough*
*cough*
*cough**cough**cough*
*cough*
*misserableCUNTcough*
*cough**cough**cough**cough*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:46, Reply)
How the arse do you figure that out? I'm calling you a prat for over associating cats with b3ta, nothing miserable in that now. Video is good. And you got your *'s very mixed up there. Try harder next time.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:08, Reply)
and also that it was from some shitty kitty website.
Personally I think these are great. The main reason I associate it with b3ta is because it's rather random humor, and anyone into that kind of thing tends to know of b3ta. Hence my obvious assumption.
Anyway, you are misserable, all you had to do was say "MMEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWOOOOOEEWWWWWWWWWRRR"
;)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:35, Reply)
Crap video? No i didn't. The animation is crap, but that's the point of it! Shitty animation FTW.
and you still can't spell miserable.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:51, Reply)
calm down!! We'll have no prolapsing round here!!
Oh and "Grrrrrr!" lol!!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 17:26, Reply)
Great animation to a song in French, with English subtitles, about a guy who loves his coffee.
Don't think it's GC, but a nice little tune even if it is.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:34, Reply)
came across it the other day. wonderful, wonderful stuff
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:35, Reply)
et maintenant j'ai besoin d'un café
mmmmm...... café...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)
Sorry to say I clicked only because I saw a goatse on the preview frame :(
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 19:43, Reply)
See The Reader (Abridged), Fro/Nix, TCCOBB, Condensed Milk and Slimdog Millionaire in our Bluffer's Guide to the Oscars 2009.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
"Our friends at Start Creative and Playstation have come up with a great idea to promote the amazing PSP 3000. All you have to do is make a short video of yourself holding 'the whole world in your hands' in a creative way.
Check out the website and you'll get the general idea. Prizes are games consoles etc.
Give it a try – it's a creative challenge. Then why not share your entry with us at HYPtv. We don't want YouTube to have all the fun.
Closing date is 31st March."
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
Here's a little song about Bullion, and how great it is! Hoorays!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55, Reply)
How coincedental in the extreme...
*100% truth! For some reason I was sent a mail shot from the royal mint and was marvelling at the gold deals. It's gone up £200 in about 3 months!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:02, Reply)
My parents bought gold about a year ago.
They're being very smug about it.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:03, Reply)
when I die I want to be encased in it.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:10, Reply)
Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion
Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion
Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion
Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion Bullion
That's the stuff for me....
*clicks*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)
(Around 0:51)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
currently I keep getting "twister" or "Mzungu"
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:10, Reply)
before the word "bullion" didn't make any sense to you?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:34, Reply)
it sends a shiver of joy through me.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:43, Reply)
you're more prolific than late 90's Prince at the moment!
Oh, and click :-D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:19, Reply)
Been playing this for months from my office documents, hope you like.
PS I'm by no way taking credit for this; whoever wrote it is awesome :D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:07, Reply)
Delete all players wages, increase skill to 1000. Insta Win :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)
Just been alerted to this neat little thing
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:58, Reply)
why would you bother? just use a watermark in the first place.
I did think, before i read it, that that photo was a home project to somehow flash the LED when an image was loaded. durrrr
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)
...without giving credit!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:49, Reply)
you think they're clever enough to notice a blatant watermark in the first place?
And this won't stop them at all will it? if it works as intended, they DO pinch it, and then later realise they fucked up, not not do it in the first place.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:40, Reply)
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