....she shoulda hid in the 'brella 'brella 'brella AARRGGGHHH KICK SMACK under her umberella...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:10, Reply)
Who's Rihanna?
And who's Chris Brown?
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This is awful and I could make a Google search, but I'm sure we haven't lost a cure to cancer here...
EDIT:
OK, I just found myself looking at a news piece about this (don't ask me why), and 1st of all, this happened 2 weeks ago!
Secondly, it's reported that the sales of her album are up, since it happened!
Now I feel dirty and full of self hate and it's reminded me why I don't read this sorta' sh1t!
In other news, I can't wait for the pub to open!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:28, Reply)
Well, I'm sure they're ripping up tissue's over on popbitch and holymoly dot com
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:42, Reply)
Well, that's what I wanted to say, but everytime I wrote it, it came out wrong, like "WHO GIVES A FECKING SH1T?"
so I thought I'd go the softly softly approach, but there'll be a next time, you'll see....
*Damn my forum etiquette in the mornings*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01, Reply)
girlfriend got her ass beat down.
by her fella fella fella eh
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:46, Reply)
(sorta)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55, Reply)
Nutty letter to US newspaper gets the replies it deserves...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:53, Reply)
from the 'The Westboro Baptist Church' would have said...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:47, Reply)
I bet the pilots on approach to the twin towers mentioned God's name a few hundred times. Praise be.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:21, Reply)
anyone remember the monty python sketch "Sam Peckinpah's Salad Days"? start watching at 1.40
possibly NSFW due to fake accident footage
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:43, Reply)
me thinks they got a little carried away there.
Also at 5:18, "Fat Cuntz"? There is a little picture of a fat bloke with a tash at that point so I can only presume that's what he says!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:04, Reply)
it's Fachkundigespersonal (i.e. someone who's trained to do stuff)
this is an extremely glassy cock but it always makes me giggle :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:12, Reply)
My ears hath decieved me so :(
Yeah the ending was just like a cheap b movie about zombies.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:51, Reply)
I was in genuine stitches when I first saw it, to many people around me to risk watching it again :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:17, Reply)
www.cinema16.org/film.php?film=75
I have the other DVDs too - some really weird stuffs on them.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:52, Reply)
A fantastic little short, recently released, winning a lot of awards (Oscar-nominated film for 2009), premiered on BBC Short Films: Laying the dead to rest has never been so much trouble :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:15, Reply)
probably GC
dunno if this qualifies as nsfw, don't think so though.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:08, Reply)
Shitty rap from ponceman of retarded policeman fame.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:10, Reply)
Doesnt sound funny but it is.
Actually its a Saturday Night Live sketch so your not actually going to see him cracking one out.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:09, Reply)
I'm aghast. I had no idea celebrities even had bowel movements.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:20, Reply)
This is a scan of the book of "Jack and Jill and Old Dame Gill" published in 1806, no kidding. B3tans will particularly enjoy the section: "Dame Gill did the job, to plaster his nob, with vinegar and brown paper". (I'm guessing your nob was your head in 1806)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:54, Reply)
I didn't know the "Jack and Jill" poem went on for as long as it does. Interesting to see that it dates back at least 200+ years.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:34, Reply)
I love this sort of thing. There is something quite nice knowing that kids have been learning the same rhymes for hundreds of years. Nice to know the origins of them as well. Im sure lots of common rhymes grew from war and racism and other assorted general nastiness.
Edit: I remembered the end of the second verse about vinegar and brown paper. The other odd thing was at the very last page where apparently the mother had gone to Aldi.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:55, Reply)
After a bit of a break Batman returns with the penultimate episode, only the two-part season finale left now.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:59, Reply)
Every day, readers vote on the next action. I recommend starting here (the fourth story) as it's the best. It's been going for months, and there are literally thousands of pages.
Edit: Oh god, I just read it all in a day. My head hurts.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:52, Reply)
It's got time travel, elves, strange dimensions, aliens, ascended gods, flying pirate ships.
It's a true epic.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:10, Reply)
This girl clearly needs protecting from herself with some sort of sectioning. Who doesn't know that spending 20 mins in a tanning booth is a bad idea? More the point, who would use an unmanned tanning booth? It sounds like a recipie for dodgy internet porn (and in this case pedophilia).
"I was glad to get out of hospital" she says. Who the hell likes hospital. Who isn't glad to get out. Its not bloody disney land!
Her mum then sheds some light. "Any child could use these unmanned booths". True, but nobody elses child does. Nobody elses spacka child is allowed unsupervised into normal society. The reporter even goes as far as to say "THERE IS A MASSIVE SIGN THAT SAYS NO ADMITTANCE FOR UNDER 16s YOU MONG"
Then SHE ADMITS ITS HER FULL RESPONSIBILITY! This must be the slowest news day in the world!
/rant
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:50, Reply)
Nobody elses spacka child is allowed unsupervised into normal society. The reporter even goes as far as to say "THERE IS A MASSIVE SIGN THAT SAYS NO ADMITTANCE FOR UNDER 16s YOU MONG"
Fine work. I love this blog of yours. Erudite and eloquent.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:09, Reply)
HORRIFIED!
not funny. not interesting. not news.
(I still call dibs when she hits 16 though)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:01, Reply)
I love the way she admits it's her responsibility at the end, making the entire interview pointless!
Great!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)
And yes, it must be noted, slow news this week...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:46, Reply)
Bit of a giggle, you keep going until you shoot your mate - see how far you can get!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:23, Reply)
Nearly 7 minutes long & I found it hillarious.....
Doubt if GC & dunno if NSFW but am not marking it as such. Could a mod please deal with it in my abscence as I'm off to bed.
Thanks.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:09, Reply)
Has to be seen to be fully appreciated
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:00, Reply)
No way is that due to magnets, of any strength, at all, ever.
Very nice though.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:59, Reply)
c.f the Jeep waterfall.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:56, Reply)
Christopher Walken dancing while stripping.
Guys that know how to tap are haaaawt - no matter how crazy their hair is.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:54, Reply)
How did Bruce Willis' pocketwatch not fall out during any of that?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:36, Reply)
I'm still digging through my old tapes...
My latest "find" is this bizarre pop song clearly related to the original "Worms" game, which I guess dates it to around 1995. The only odd thing is that I have no memory of this song whatsover. It's half-way into an ordinary blank tape so I must have copied it from somewhere. Maybe it was on the original game CD, but I've long since lost that.
Any ideas?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:48, Reply)
It is indeed Track 13 on that CD, but I never bought any soundtrack CD.
Odd. :)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:54, Reply)
Ahh... still the best version.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:01, Reply)
The guy actually gave him two quid after the translation!
In similar economic news, I just spent £500 on CS4 this afternoon because Adobe are also cunts and don't support the Canon 5D Mark 2's raw files in CS3
talk about how they make their money :(
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 20:48, Reply)
You must have some school/uni age relative that could have bought it for £100.
You have to be cunning to beat weasels
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:12, Reply)
and get it over and done with :)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:21, Reply)
from what i've read you're going to regret getting CS4. They have started using Flash to create quirky GUI components and dialogs.
Good luck to you!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:35, Reply)
this is newsletter worthy, fair play to these people! KERLICK!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:54, Reply)
as most of the 141,000 people employed by the bank have nothing to do with the actual problems the bank is in. also most of them earn low salaries and rely on the bonus's in order to actual have a good income.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:42, Reply)
I imagine the evil overlords scouring the internet for their employees have my demise planned even as I type this.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:15, Reply)
THIS is how you get a policeman to say CuntyWunty...! I've been trying for years!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:48, Reply)
and must be newslettered - pronto Rob :)
Cunts like these assisted in me being made redundant (not yet gone as I'm still on gardening leave)and I have a hatred of city types having been in their IT departments for 12 cunting years and seeing them acting the cunt all the time.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:57, Reply)
Although correct about Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986 proscribing the use of "threatening, abusive, insulting words or behaviour or disorderly behaviour within the hearing or sight of a person likely to be caused harassment, alarm or distress by that behaviour",
there must be a victim present at the scene for this offence to be made out. There blatantly aren't any victims around when he's asking her what's on her shirt. Must've missed the part where he was being "quite polite" too...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:52, Reply)
I'm a huge advocate of the word ‘Cunt’ and I agreed with the late great George Carlin when he said the following about offensive words:
"There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of those words in and of themselves. They're only words. It's the context that counts. It's the user. It's the intention behind the words that makes them good or bad. The words are completely neutral. The words are innocent. I get tired of people talking about bad words and bad language. Bullshit! It's the context that makes them good or bad. The context."
You come to a website like b3ta and you expect to see cunts everywhere (literally and figuratively), and while the cause of what those guys were doing was certainly funny and arguably morally virtuous, calling random office workers, some of whom may just work in HR or IT, walking out of a building "you cunt" I think is a step too far, which is a shame because everything else about this skit was great.
I suspect someone was quite rightly offended by some girl waving a collection tin and calling them a cunt and made a complaint to the Police, which they're duty bound to investigate. He could have been politer to her from the outset though.
/rant over, relurks
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:31, Reply)
*unlurks*
Freedom of speech and all that, but regardless of what the parent company have done, calling someone a cunt because of who they work for when their very livelihood may be hanging in the balance is a bit off too in my opinion,
I don't like that girl. full of e4 presenter blasé and had total disrespect for authority, if a policeman asks you to do something, you do it, end of. Regardless of how 'wacky and 'zany' you want to be. Observe how the cameraman is inching away all the while, and the guy actually seems to observe the gravity of the situation and tells her to take it off. It'd be a great one to explain to mummy and daddy and to work (assuming she does) "I've been arrested" "what for" "well..."
And people above are moaning about the policeman being a bit rude when she's walking around with 'cunt' written on her back? And fair do's there 'wasn't anybody around' whilst he was talking to her but he's obviously steered her away from the RBS building because if someone's riled up enough to call the police then you want them away from there, like i said, some people could be losing their jobs and livelihoods, and being called a cunt could tip them over into a drama student killing spree.
/rant
/grumpy old/young man
*relurks*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:19, Reply)
...vs ""Smartarse" (as used by the copper). 'Offensive' language is a matter of opinion.
Get arrested and play the tape of the hypocritical and arrogant copper back in court.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:27, Reply)
"if a policeman asks you to do something, you do it, end of."
No. They don't get to tell civilians what to do. That's not what the police are for, nor is that within their rights.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:14, Reply)
...he was trying to intimidate her into doing what he said without answering her polite questions about what law she was breaking. A police officer is not the law.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:36, Reply)
This was funny, but the copper was a complete humourless wanker. And the Met wonder why there so little respect for the law...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:48, Reply)
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