We have a gay crab handed neighbour
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:59, Reply)
But you crossed the line at 0:21 with the camera angle :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)
NEVER CROSS THE LINE.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/180_degree_rule
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:00, Reply)
Gay Crab Handed Neighbour can't get anything right god damnit!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:30, Reply)
It's an homage to 'fat-handed twat' from Big Train, yes?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)
Man narrowly escapes being smushed by a flatbed truck that's been hit by a train. Presumably Michael Bay has already picked up the film rights...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:40, Reply)
They should dig up the tarmac he was standing on and sell it on eBay!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:49, Reply)
the things that some people find funny. Quiet a reflection of their true personality really.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:20, Reply)
The last slow motion clip makes the women screaming sound like R2D2 being blasted!!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:04, Reply)
made it look like he was stretched as he went under. :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:21, Reply)
I'm annoyed that I was too late to bid.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:27, Reply)
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=250381353238
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:29, Reply)
Stranded?? lol!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:34, Reply)
Perhaps it's just me but this made me laugh in a few ways...reading the page title I expected some robocop Ed-209 styley thing. Nope!
Anyone else surprised when the camera pans back to the interviewer 10 seconds in?
Then there's an impressive demo...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:21, Reply)
Why spend millions developing an easy to use controller when you can buy one for £20 down the shops?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:25, Reply)
...but no it's not the controller it's the voice, the demo he does - starting with 'oops', and the end of 'and it records'.
Perahps if the thing was loaded with C4 or something...reactive camo maybe. This makes the 'cat cover for the end of a gun that shoots round corners' look 23rd centuary!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:36, Reply)
I actually had to double check it was the real BBC website. It sounded like a man doing a dub over her in a silly voice.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:28, Reply)
...couldn't believe her voice...flash back to some spotty kid talking on RobotWars.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:36, Reply)
the high-pitched ginger one from Ipswich? That team won the contest IIRC.
Hats off to anyone who's even just a little bit different who survives an upbringing in Ipswich. I barely did.
EDIT: /middle class white guy whinges about his life, group counselling blog.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:16, Reply)
...Chaos2 I think was his robot. Hypnodisc was my favourite though. Ahh, bring back Robot Wars...and Ms. Forrester in her leather trossocks...thinking about it Phillipa was replaced with another lovely aswell.
Yeah, bring back Robot Wars.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:41, Reply)
Her and Felicity Kendal when she was in the good life were my childhood crushes, but before I really know what a childhood crush was
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:06, Reply)
Big Trak
www.thebigtrak.com/gallery.htm
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:10, Reply)
Evel Knieval was my kind of thang
www.kingofthestuntmen.co.uk/Evel%20Knievel%20Toys%20Page.html
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:42, Reply)
Don't know if Peeps are available in the UK, but they are a popular item at Easter here in Merika. Often the subject of artworks and mad scientist experiments...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:21, Reply)
that are basically sugar, sugar, sugar, gelatine and cornflour, with a topping of sugar, in wild unnatural colours like purple and blue?
No. We don't get those. I wish we did, but I'd have one and feel sick.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:41, Reply)
but Customs would probably refuse them as toxic substances.
They do fun things in a microwave oven, BTW
www.wikihow.com/Microwave-a-Peep
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:25, Reply)
the little guy took the plunge and did that purely because he wanted to get spun around like that
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:28, Reply)
My hamster jumped in the sink the other night. It turns out hamsters are very good swimmers!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:02, Reply)
Was it just me waiting for the Deal Or No Deal prize-amounts sliding in from the sides?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:18, Reply)
Also hilarious.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:50, Reply)
apparently he really does have a love hate relationship with spuds
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:34, Reply)
He has recently come under fire for inflammatory comments regarding singer songwriter Lily Allen, stating that if she continues to produce music he will be forced to superglue her 'fanny' shut.
cheers
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:31, Reply)
& top up their tea with dog piss
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:12, Reply)
I just did the hammer thing though, didn't have any speakers to wreck.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:49, Reply)
hoping that was the result of that tune being played through the loudspeaker, so I could make some music videos customised to particular tunes on the cheap, but unfortunately it's not
Even though they would have had to overdub the tune to the video to have it sound as it does (speakers come in enclosures for a very good reason!), this version shows it's done using a low frequency tone. Still immensely cool though
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:38, Reply)
And some other funny blokes.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:41, Reply)
Ta for the link, will be interesting to hear what his stand up is like
edit- i couldnt find his stand up bit?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:54, Reply)
They have lots of interesting photos as well including a very interesting chocolate desert. You have to be pretty brave to eat it.
You sit on toilets whilst you eat as well. To be honest its the perfect restaurant you could sit and eat for days and never have to get up.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:25, Reply)
However, the organic is always on the left hand side of the Hamster and so I'd like to see more tests, where they're switched around (right-left) and the organic is placed after the conventional in a straight line to the hamster and vice versa before coming to any decent conclusion.
After all, all polar bears are left handed, no?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:55, Reply)
(follow link on vid) esp the speeded up bit right at the very end where they keep putting hammy back in his place and hammy just keeps going 'no, no, no, NO NO!!
I think the main fail was hammy was full!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:02, Reply)
...but my immediate thought is "why don't they swap the normal for organic/left for right at some point". If the hamster likes the carrot on (its) left, surely it's going to keep going towards there for the "best" food????
I should get out more.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:33, Reply)
I imagine those of a religious bent would claim that Organic or Conventional, Left or Right had nothing to do with it and that the little Hamster was obviously guided by God to choose as he did
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:48, Reply)
U.S. Army "motivational" speech to Iraqi puppet cops. For some strange (semi-drunken) reason, the TRANSLATOR was the one who had my attention.
Possible GC & NSFW for swearing.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:22, Reply)
Iraq is fucked, and as the Police it's their job to help sort it out, but they'd rather keep to their own petty loyalties than be loyal to Iraq.
The sooner they do as he says the sooner he will get the fuck out of the country.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:31, Reply)
This can only make things worse.
He's a fucking cunt.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:43, Reply)
he knows the officers aren't leading
and you can safely assume that someone's got multiple alliegances considering the number of attacks carried out with good intelligence and quite often in police uniform; and they're getting those from somewhere.
I'm pretty sure he knows what he's talking about; after all, sounds like he's had enough of it whatever it is.
As for him being a cunt; combat soldiers generally aren't the fluffiest chaps.
Also, considering the continually high number of attacks, bombings, crime, etc. we can also be pretty sure that whatever it was they were doing up until now wasn't working either. It may make it worse, but more of the same won't make things any better. You don't discipline soldiers with hugs and loves; I think they probably needed a dose of that. You can see how ashamed the officers look when he has a go at them, that stands for a lot.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:45, Reply)
It's just stupid. This is why armies are no good at governing.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:50, Reply)
Politician's do, occasionally a High ranking Officer may fill in for a politician whislt the area is unsafe for their fluffly little suit wearing bodies. But combat soldiers fight whom they are told to fight, politics does not come into it. I am slightly fed up of people whom appear to have never served in any of the armed forces making asumptions that we are there to fix everything with a magic wand. Bullets do not fix societies or peoples attitudes, Government can, complaining about armies is just plain old stupid. Complain about the governments instead, I don't come to your work and tell you how to do your bosses bosses bosses bosses job.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:46, Reply)
Unfortunately the Bush administration didn't understand (or at least took 5 years to understand) the difference between conquering Iraq and governing it - disbanding the police without anyone to take their place for example, that was a terrible decision.
The guy in the video is doing nothing but making the soldiers hate the US even more. The situation isn't his fault, he's just done what he was told to do, it isn't working, he's getting frustrated. But he's still not handling the situation at all well, and the people he's taking it out on are no more responsible for it than he is.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:15, Reply)
He's saying it based on known intelligence though. We had an interpreter killed over there after one of the IPS recognised him and grassed him in with the Jay'sh Al-mardi Militia.
As soon as he went home for his rest days, they came and killed him and his mother for working with the British.
Doesn't sound like professional police actions does it?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:13, Reply)
like the recent bombing of Israel by Hamas and the Israeli retaliation of Gaza; I hated the Iraqi war from the onset, despite the fact I wasn't convinced the chemical weapons Saddam obviously had and deployed on the Kurds and Iranians weren't quite a credible threat to Europe capitals (like why would he want to to take out his customers?), given his rocket and hence delivery technology would raise an eyebrow
but given the Muslim religious militia this army guy seems so angry about are utter cunts, I am unsurprised he appears frustrated with that lot in the video. The head of the one he refers to declared it was expectable to enslave any female soldiers at one point before he saw the light* Utter cunt; may bullets or riddle the bodies with people with the same attitude
That said, thanks Bush and Blair for this mess; the neo cons were apparently wrong; I suspected their ilk to be wankers when I saw them argue pointlessly with Paxman; we 'liberated' all the the religious nutters.
*American firepower
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:15, Reply)
Due to the 'Vienna Convention on the Law of Treaties of 1969' no country within the UN could invade another country without the consent of other members within the UN.
A majority of the countries within the UN were 100% against any invasion, as there were no weapons of mass destruction found, and at the time, there were no terrorists/mercenaries, they only appeared after the occupancy of American/British armed forces.
For this foreign/american military individual to talk to these citizens of Iraq like a piece of sh1t, is inexcusable.
After what the west has done to them, it's Shocking!
He's a Cnut!
Full Stop.
*steps off soap box*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 5:48, Reply)
much MUCH more should be shouted at those cowardly wankers
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:04, Reply)
Any further description would ruin the song.
(warning, the video is wank).
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:07, Reply)
"The Party is Always Right"
No, really, that's the title, and yes, it's serious. Hurrah for the DDR!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:55, Reply)
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