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This is a link post My Gay Crab Handed Neighbour I made this!
We have a gay crab handed neighbour
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post heh well done
But you crossed the line at 0:21 with the camera angle :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes yes yes
NEVER CROSS THE LINE.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/180_degree_rule
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post DAMN YOU!
Gay Crab Handed Neighbour can't get anything right god damnit!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post So essentially
It's an homage to 'fat-handed twat' from Big Train, yes?
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This is a normal post ooooooooooooh
handbags
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post A handbag you say?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Did someone say handbag?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuoUwxCLMs
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a link post Lucky bugger
Man narrowly escapes being smushed by a flatbed truck that's been hit by a train. Presumably Michael Bay has already picked up the film rights...
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This is a normal post Blimey!
They should dig up the tarmac he was standing on and sell it on eBay!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Great sig! My beard is a curtain for my chin.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?!
O.O
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This is a normal post hahaha!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
the things that some people find funny. Quiet a reflection of their true personality really.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Reading the comments
'I hope the truck is ok'
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha
The last slow motion clip makes the women screaming sound like R2D2 being blasted!!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post fucccck

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post succinct but pithy

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post and true, to boot

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post the way his helmet flies off
made it look like he was stretched as he went under. :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooo you lucky bastard!!!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post FUcking hell!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a link post eBay auction: Jesus Christ miracle garden sand
I'm annoyed that I was too late to bid.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You can still bid on this though:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=250381353238
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This is a normal post Has it been signed by...
...Richey Edwards?
;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post " know this sounds unbelievable but what I am selling is ground Jesus the Son of God stranded on"
Stranded?? lol!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:34, Reply)
This is a link post The future of fighting forces...the Tamiya way..
Perhaps it's just me but this made me laugh in a few ways...reading the page title I expected some robocop Ed-209 styley thing. Nope!
Anyone else surprised when the camera pans back to the interviewer 10 seconds in?
Then there's an impressive demo...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty good lurking
well done!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean the controller he's using?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post X-box controllers are well made and versitile.
Why spend millions developing an easy to use controller when you can buy one for £20 down the shops?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't agree more...
...but no it's not the controller it's the voice, the demo he does - starting with 'oops', and the end of 'and it records'.
Perahps if the thing was loaded with C4 or something...reactive camo maybe. This makes the 'cat cover for the end of a gun that shoots round corners' look 23rd centuary!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The reporter's voice is bizarre.
I actually had to double check it was the real BBC website. It sounded like a man doing a dub over her in a silly voice.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post spot on...
...couldn't believe her voice...flash back to some spotty kid talking on RobotWars.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean
the high-pitched ginger one from Ipswich? That team won the contest IIRC.

Hats off to anyone who's even just a little bit different who survives an upbringing in Ipswich. I barely did.

EDIT: /middle class white guy whinges about his life, group counselling blog.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post that's the chap...
...Chaos2 I think was his robot. Hypnodisc was my favourite though. Ahh, bring back Robot Wars...and Ms. Forrester in her leather trossocks...thinking about it Phillipa was replaced with another lovely aswell.
Yeah, bring back Robot Wars.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, Phillipa Forrester...
Her and Felicity Kendal when she was in the good life were my childhood crushes, but before I really know what a childhood crush was
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This is a normal post Heh!
Daniel or Danielle?..
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This is a normal post Things haven't really movede on too much since
Big Trak

www.thebigtrak.com/gallery.htm

:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I still have my Big Trak
And trailer.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I, alas, never did get one ...
Evel Knieval was my kind of thang

www.kingofthestuntmen.co.uk/Evel%20Knievel%20Toys%20Page.html
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I never had the trailer.
I had a depraved deprived childhood.
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This is a link post Peeps Art contest winners
Don't know if Peeps are available in the UK, but they are a popular item at Easter here in Merika. Often the subject of artworks and mad scientist experiments...
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This is a normal post You mean those marshmallow things
that are basically sugar, sugar, sugar, gelatine and cornflour, with a topping of sugar, in wild unnatural colours like purple and blue?

No. We don't get those. I wish we did, but I'd have one and feel sick.
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This is a normal post Yum
They sound ace!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post you could maybe order them on-line somewhere
but Customs would probably refuse them as toxic substances.

They do fun things in a microwave oven, BTW

www.wikihow.com/Microwave-a-Peep
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This is a link post Tumble-drier hamster

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This is a normal post I'd like to think
the little guy took the plunge and did that purely because he wanted to get spun around like that
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
My hamster jumped in the sink the other night. It turns out hamsters are very good swimmers!
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This is a link post President Cosby
Ronseal.
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This is a normal post HAHAHAHAA
AND ALSO LAAAAUUUUGGGHHH
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This is a normal post
the crowd cut-to's were great! :D
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This is a normal post That was a lot funnier than I thought it would be

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This is a normal post Hillarious silliness =
VIOLENT *clickage*

EXCELLENT find.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post HehHehHeh!
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post that is very very special
bravo
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This is a normal post Hahaha - top find !
*clickety-click*
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This is a normal post pfft
excellent stuff
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
Was it just me waiting for the Deal Or No Deal prize-amounts sliding in from the sides?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
the dubbing was perfect
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This is a normal post haha! that is ace!
*clickage*
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This is a normal post These guys (DJO) are borderline-racist conspiracy theorists.
Also hilarious.
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This is a normal post Great stuff!

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This is a link post I didn't do this
apparently he really does have a love hate relationship with spuds
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This is a normal post I Liked
He has recently come under fire for inflammatory comments regarding singer songwriter Lily Allen, stating that if she continues to produce music he will be forced to superglue her 'fanny' shut.

cheers
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This is a link post Chester The Incredible Peeing Dog

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Wowzer.
That dog sure can urinate.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post they should follow that dog around with a fine china cup n saucer
& top up their tea with dog piss
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This is a link post BAGGIES YOU BITCH!

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This is a normal post Hahaha!

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This is a link post Cornstarch on a speaker

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This is a normal post Little blue dancing goo people!

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This is a normal post That shit rocks :D
It was the first thing I ever made from How 2 :D
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This is a normal post me too!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Me three!
I just did the hammer thing though, didn't have any speakers to wreck.
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This is a normal post non newtonian fluidtastic

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This is a normal post Got to give that a go.

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This is a normal post Brilliant
hoping that was the result of that tune being played through the loudspeaker, so I could make some music videos customised to particular tunes on the cheap, but unfortunately it's not

Even though they would have had to overdub the tune to the video to have it sound as it does (speakers come in enclosures for a very good reason!), this version shows it's done using a low frequency tone. Still immensely cool though
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This is a normal post You gotta be fuckin' kidding!
sorry, remined me of the Thing...
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This is a link post Limmy at last summer's Edinburgh comedy festival
And some other funny blokes.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pissed off there was only one episode of his tv show!
Ta for the link, will be interesting to hear what his stand up is like

edit- i couldnt find his stand up bit?
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This is a normal post
...what.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
¿Qué?
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This is a normal post Quoi?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post stop carping on ffs

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This is a normal post that's what I said

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This is a normal post The interior to that place
tinyurl.com/yvaakt
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This is a normal post I wonder
how you find the real loos?
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This is a normal post ?
何 ?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
台湾人是疯狂的
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post My friend and his wife have eaten in there
They have lots of interesting photos as well including a very interesting chocolate desert. You have to be pretty brave to eat it.

You sit on toilets whilst you eat as well. To be honest its the perfect restaurant you could sit and eat for days and never have to get up.
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This is a normal post Awwwh, fluff!
However, the organic is always on the left hand side of the Hamster and so I'd like to see more tests, where they're switched around (right-left) and the organic is placed after the conventional in a straight line to the hamster and vice versa before coming to any decent conclusion.

After all, all polar bears are left handed, no?
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This is a normal post For me the best bit is the outtakes,
(follow link on vid) esp the speeded up bit right at the very end where they keep putting hammy back in his place and hammy just keeps going 'no, no, no, NO NO!!

I think the main fail was hammy was full!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post lies!
hammy is never full!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post aww
You know what they say, fluff sells.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that you have any control over it....
...but my immediate thought is "why don't they swap the normal for organic/left for right at some point". If the hamster likes the carrot on (its) left, surely it's going to keep going towards there for the "best" food????
I should get out more.
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This is a normal post Being of a logical and reasoning disposition I thought this too
I imagine those of a religious bent would claim that Organic or Conventional, Left or Right had nothing to do with it and that the little Hamster was obviously guided by God to choose as he did
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This is a normal post Hahahahahaha!!
I can see 'em doing it, too. =D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha yes!

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This is a link post Ummmm.... THANKS for getting rid of Saddam....Now if you would just kindly F**K OFF.... NSFW
U.S. Army "motivational" speech to Iraqi puppet cops. For some strange (semi-drunken) reason, the TRANSLATOR was the one who had my attention.

Possible GC & NSFW for swearing.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hats off to him
Iraq is fucked, and as the Police it's their job to help sort it out, but they'd rather keep to their own petty loyalties than be loyal to Iraq.

The sooner they do as he says the sooner he will get the fuck out of the country.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem is that he's making some major assumptions about them without even knowing them.
This can only make things worse.
He's a fucking cunt.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
i love the guardian too
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post He knows they're not patrolling
he knows the officers aren't leading
and you can safely assume that someone's got multiple alliegances considering the number of attacks carried out with good intelligence and quite often in police uniform; and they're getting those from somewhere.

I'm pretty sure he knows what he's talking about; after all, sounds like he's had enough of it whatever it is.

As for him being a cunt; combat soldiers generally aren't the fluffiest chaps.

Also, considering the continually high number of attacks, bombings, crime, etc. we can also be pretty sure that whatever it was they were doing up until now wasn't working either. It may make it worse, but more of the same won't make things any better. You don't discipline soldiers with hugs and loves; I think they probably needed a dose of that. You can see how ashamed the officers look when he has a go at them, that stands for a lot.
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This is a normal post Yeah, someone may do, but he's just going to really piss off the rest of them.
It's just stupid. This is why armies are no good at governing.
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This is a normal post Armies do not Govern
Politician's do, occasionally a High ranking Officer may fill in for a politician whislt the area is unsafe for their fluffly little suit wearing bodies. But combat soldiers fight whom they are told to fight, politics does not come into it. I am slightly fed up of people whom appear to have never served in any of the armed forces making asumptions that we are there to fix everything with a magic wand. Bullets do not fix societies or peoples attitudes, Government can, complaining about armies is just plain old stupid. Complain about the governments instead, I don't come to your work and tell you how to do your bosses bosses bosses bosses job.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure, agreed with you there.
Unfortunately the Bush administration didn't understand (or at least took 5 years to understand) the difference between conquering Iraq and governing it - disbanding the police without anyone to take their place for example, that was a terrible decision.
The guy in the video is doing nothing but making the soldiers hate the US even more. The situation isn't his fault, he's just done what he was told to do, it isn't working, he's getting frustrated. But he's still not handling the situation at all well, and the people he's taking it out on are no more responsible for it than he is.
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This is a normal post Yes but
He's saying it based on known intelligence though. We had an interpreter killed over there after one of the IPS recognised him and grassed him in with the Jay'sh Al-mardi Militia.
As soon as he went home for his rest days, they came and killed him and his mother for working with the British.
Doesn't sound like professional police actions does it?
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This is a normal post I find conflicts deeply unpleasant
like the recent bombing of Israel by Hamas and the Israeli retaliation of Gaza; I hated the Iraqi war from the onset, despite the fact I wasn't convinced the chemical weapons Saddam obviously had and deployed on the Kurds and Iranians weren't quite a credible threat to Europe capitals (like why would he want to to take out his customers?), given his rocket and hence delivery technology would raise an eyebrow

but given the Muslim religious militia this army guy seems so angry about are utter cunts, I am unsurprised he appears frustrated with that lot in the video. The head of the one he refers to declared it was expectable to enslave any female soldiers at one point before he saw the light* Utter cunt; may bullets or riddle the bodies with people with the same attitude

That said, thanks Bush and Blair for this mess; the neo cons were apparently wrong; I suspected their ilk to be wankers when I saw them argue pointlessly with Paxman; we 'liberated' all the the religious nutters.

*American firepower
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Lets not forget that the war in Iraq was/is an illegal war
Due to the 'Vienna Convention on the Law of Treaties of 1969' no country within the UN could invade another country without the consent of other members within the UN.
A majority of the countries within the UN were 100% against any invasion, as there were no weapons of mass destruction found, and at the time, there were no terrorists/mercenaries, they only appeared after the occupancy of American/British armed forces.
For this foreign/american military individual to talk to these citizens of Iraq like a piece of sh1t, is inexcusable.
After what the west has done to them, it's Shocking!
He's a Cnut!
Full Stop.

*steps off soap box*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 5:48, Reply)
This is a normal post that bloke is spot on
much MUCH more should be shouted at those cowardly wankers
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:04, Reply)
This is a link post Continuing the 'Party' theme.
Any further description would ruin the song.
(warning, the video is wank).
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post NOOOOO!NONONONONONONONO!
Ear Bleach, STAT!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post what that needs
is a bit of DONK on IT!!!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post Die Partei hat immer Recht
"The Party is Always Right"
No, really, that's the title, and yes, it's serious. Hurrah for the DDR!
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This is a normal post well stasi
love it
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