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This is a link post Make frosted galss transparent
Good for stalker yuks.

To be honest though I really only want to see Ramsey vs American fight below, win - win all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post clever sod!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me be the first to shout it:
GLASS... er... glass!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:58, Reply)
This is a link post japanese chewing gum comercial
amazing little group of vids of people dancing to the theme of this japanese chewing gum ad.
Keep watching - theres about 3 or 4 adverts that will auto play one after another.
Its very happy.
Nam NAM
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post camu nyam nyam nyam nyam nyam
camu nyam nyam fit

nice find. stuck in my head now though.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post To be continued...?
Please dear Baby Jesus, make Gordon Ramsey take a giant fist to the face.


Then repeat.


And repeat and repeat and repeat, until there's only bits of skull and brain left.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Trouble is
I'm not sure it'd be that obvious
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post To be continued yes
It's a new series. I think that was only aired on tuesday night in america.

www.express.co.uk/posts/view/115740/Marine-who-squared-up-to-Ramsay
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post My cynical side thinks actor...
My logical side thinks it's just American...

Either way, I do rather enjoy hell's kitchen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post @ 1:06
"LISTEN YOU CHIP IDIOT!"

LOL, I have no idea what a "Chip Idiot" is, but it made me giggle out loud - My new insult word :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't it "chippy idiot"?
Your version is funnier, though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems it did kick off
though by kick off I mean a playground pushing match

news.scotsman.com/gordonramsay/Ramsay-in-hot-water-after.2573092.jp

Funny that he needed hospital treatment though!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
"The American sprained his ankle after he fell to the floor during the incident and was left needing hospital treatment."
Ha! Just bounced of Ramsay.
 (Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That was published 18 October 2004
Different story!
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn, rumbled
My researching abilities are shite!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I was thinking how is it Ramsays fault?
The squared up to him ha
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved the UK one
but think the American one is a big pile of scripted shite.

EDIT - The music is bloody awful too.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this v

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Listen, you "Chip Idiot"?
Surely, if he's beating up these American contestants, the American version is FTW? ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That yanks just a pedantic twat.
And ramsey would kick his ass. Also, that shitty dramatic music does not help one bit.

Cant wait till next week though. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

edit: Ramsey doesnt get all sweary like that without having balls of steel to back it up with.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i think its fair to say
his face alone says "yes. i well know the art of fisticuffs! defend yourself you dastard!"

also, the gentlemans sport of rugby seems to train a young man to take some roughhousing.
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ramsey reminds me of that farmer from 'Withnail and I'
"I've been watching you. Especially you, prancing like a tit. You want working on boy"
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post :-(
Oh dear. That's the editing equivalent of seams in photoshop.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i see two twats arguing over nothing with a hollywood action film soundtrack
jesus christ... next time i hear some drunken idiots having an ilegible barney on the street I'm gonna film it and make it into a big-budget movie trailer. This is like an advert for idiocy
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hah!
*ticks all teh boxes*
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahaah
Nailed on the head!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post is he the scout from team fortress?

(lidlfukinkev, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)
This is a link post Wolf whisteling competition

Irish town turns to be stuck in the 1970s like summat out of Life On Mars.

"I'm 28 years old, and I've been whistling at any young thing since I was 16.

"I'm married now, but sure, it was the whistling that did it."
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a link post 50 cent at a Bat Mitzvah
if it's been on here before, sorry.
 (abignumber, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Joe Perry looks like Beavis
img111.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=f3b_jope20perry20girl.1.jpg
 (UTB, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Cool. huh huh huh
This completes my dream line up for the live-action Beavis & Butthead Movie


 (Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post YES

(bobming, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)
This is a link post Condensed movies: Harry Potter and the Order of the Philosophers Secret Goblet of Half-Blood Prince's Deathly Hallows of Azkhaban on Ice I made this!


I haven't done a condensed movie for ages, so I've gone for Harry Potter. All of them. At the same time. Including the ones they haven't made yet.

Starring Roger Moore as Voldemort

Prof McGonagagagall: Stop staring at my golden snitch H. Potter LOL

H. Potter: LOLminge
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post How totally wizard
chiz chiz
 (I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post epic WIN!
quality as always Mr Duck....
 (unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I swear I'm going to exclaim "what a bollock" when I eventually croak.
 (I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Phallus Engorgio!
fnah fnah! this made I chuckle
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Full of win!
Is "I could kill you TO DETH with a look" in reference to Eddie Izzard's Death Star Canteen sketch?

/is geek
 (I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Yes it is.
"You'll need a tray"
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "This one is wet; this one is wet..."
Best Eddie Izzard sketch ever IMHO. There's a Lego version of it on youtube - I'd link it but it must be GC by now...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I see you're observing the rule
that anything written about H. Potter will eventually turn into Hermione/Snape slash.

Yours,
A. Crunch (who is EXCELLENT)
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a link post Furries plot to kill parents in exchange for penis biting
...

..they didn't succeed, of course.
Couldn't even carry out a simple murder.
Criss-cross.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post JJ is the ringleader

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What the...
...fuck?
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post eeeek

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Violent furries?
Well I never, I thunk they all just wanted hugs... How naive of moi!
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my....

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post he bite the labrador
on his penis you say?
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post saw this in the local paper yesterday
had to explain to my mum what a "furry" was after laughing like a loon for a couple of minutes!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)
This is a link post I'm A Tumor I made this!
Funky fresh Windows Movie maker skills!
(DividableFiend, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 6:33, Reply)
This is a link post Wadercat goes surfing! I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 5:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 5:57, Reply)
This is a normal post COWABUNGAAAAAA
 
I fucking love this
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post yes! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Excellent!
 (almightyjoey is most likely listening to Electric Wizard on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:38, Reply)
This is a link post we've come a long way from tissue, balsa wood and elastic bands
amazing radio controlled model jet
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 4:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fake!
 (samwisethesick, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That is awesome.
Imagine the time and money spent.
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post fake as in not a real sr-71 blackbird?
fair comment I suppose
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post Now I Believe!
at last, religion that rocks!
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 4:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Wyld StallionS!!!
Just wondering though. Why so many pictures of this pasta guy and none of Jesus? Who is this church worshipping?

Could there motto be, like, 'Be excellent to each other' and 'Party on dudes!'????
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post my eyes!!!
everything is moving and won't stop.... aaaaaahhhhhh
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Jees!
I take it the members of the church can scan read. Text, images and boxes on amphetamines and hallucinogens!
 (Fluffster, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just closed that page
and now the room is spinning!

weeeEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
we may well see the second coming of my lunch!
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a link post I'm the modern caveman, baby
Dude survives without money in the Utah desert.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't truly survive without money
he survives off the by-product of other people's use of money.

True, it is waste, but still, it's waste that's the result of a transfer of tender. If everyone did what he does then there'd be far fewer of us.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 3:04, Reply)
This is a normal post the food he eats, he finds
Feel you are being a bit harsh....

fair play to the dude (but wouldn't want to stand down wind from him lol)
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)
This is a link post Busey. The Gingerdead Man

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 2:46, Reply)
This is a normal post what the?????
that was the weirdest film ever.

I would have poured hot tea over him rather than shooting him
No biscuit can survive a nice cuppa tea!
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you read Jasper Fforde?
He has similar ideas...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a link post LFS / Italian Job I made this!
I got really bored.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post love it!
but then you can probably tell already (camp freddy was in the original gang with Benny Hill)

"Inspector, somebody has broken into my toilet""
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)
This is a link post Shameles personal plug / GC, (sort of) I made this!
It is essentially, my short film "Ladder" again, for that compo, except now it's on neatorama, or rather, I hope it will be.

Feel free to ignore/lambast if you don't have a neatorama account, but if you do and are feeling gracious then please rate it neat, so as to get it onto their front page tomorrow. I have slipped to second place in the views count and it'd really help.

I promise to post something fresh and new soon.
 (13ffx should be working..., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as
"Shemales personal plug".
 (I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 1:53, Reply)
This is a normal post if that helps get the click...

(13ffx should be working..., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 6:36, Reply)
This is a link post Beer bike I made this!
A gentleman's mode of transport from a more civilised age...

Spotted in Frankfurt, Germany
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather splendid!
.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You made this in what sense?
did you film it?
 (Orchid WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Errm yes.
So I made it a bit.
 (Super Jet Shoes, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw one of these in Melbourne once
Great idea. Only thing was local laws meant you had to wear a helmet when you were peddling and the person steering had to be sober. Still a great idea for a good night out.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 2:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I whole heartedly approve of this message
What What!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i've seen a smaller crapper version
going round london...
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a link post Bruce Bickford "Baby Snakes"
Amazing claymation which is apparently done by one guy in his garage. Absolutely world class stuff and very trippy. Hope it's not GC!
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff, this,
if rather bizzare!
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post not the same without the Zappa though.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 1:00, Reply)
This is a link post Summing up World war 2
Spot on!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post what a load of shite
It seems to have skipped a few important bits first thing, like Zhukov defeating the Japanese army in 1939, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Khalkhin_Gol

Oh dear: "The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan"

I am sure this is exactly how it was; I shall now have a happy sleep thinking of kittens
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post very interesting that, as the wiki
states, its not really well known in the west. Didn't America also cut off their oil exports to Japan, which sort of also forced Japan's hand to start the Pacific assault - if they were going to strike at oil rich islands in the pacific, they would need to make a decisive first strike against the US Navy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what happens when so much time passes
that there is nobody left who remembers what actually happened anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 2:54, Reply)
This is a link post FEMA National Disaster Drill July 27 through 31 2009
www.fema.gov/media/fact_sheets/nle09.shtm

FEMA have a nasty habit of running drills when a disaster occurs.

"This year the United States welcomes the participation of Australia, Canada, Mexico and the United Kingdom in NLE 09."

Not fearmongering, just..stay frosty.

27072009
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post oh no :(
do you reckon paddy power would take a bet for an international act of terrorism taking place on that day?
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:34, Reply)
This is a link post I bet hes good at jenga
No real reason... Just impressed with th skills!
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's Groundhog Day...
again
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Gc said no
Ill delete if it upsets you
 (Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post nah
don't delete :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's Groundhog Day...
again
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Babe... I got you babe...

(mingeswingers, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair,
that's so old it's even been on HIGNFY
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

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