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This is a link post And Be Gone
by Cue the Moon. My friend started drumming for this band not too long ago and what do you know, they're actually pretty good! Crazy video, too.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Your friend is a good drummer

(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:17, Reply)
This is a link post World Cup Rap! I made this!
To cheer you all up from the World Cup doom and gloom...
(Wayne Carr, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 'World Cup Rap is good' ... but so is... 'At Least We're Not as Bad as France'
But which one is better .... FIGHHHHTTTT !!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLglFSV88w4
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Close one!
Hahaha yours def wins on relevantisms
 (Wayne Carr, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Contact Radio 5 Live - they're playing loads of World Cup tracks - your's should get on deffo :)
I heard this bloke's one last night - he's called Dave Henson.
Worth a go for a bit of fame :D - I'll listen out for it.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:49, Reply)
This is a link post How to create SuperMacro lens
Something for the photographers out there
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome video
I would just never do this to any lens of mine, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not even into photography
but that's a beautifully made little film
 (I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesting

If I hadn't given that exact same lens away to my sister (and if I had any skills with a stanley knife), I'd have given this a try.
I suspect she doesn't need the lens anymore though....hmmm.

Also: Philip Glass.
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ...glue finger to nose...
very nice video
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! Not done that, but am very good at gluing fingers together, sometimes
And yeah, the vid is well made : )
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
I would have got as far as 2 minutes in before becoming frustrated and taking a hammer to my lens.

That's definitely one for the hardcore photo buffs.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I was frustrated with a battery/memory issue with my camera
Made a search online and discovered it was a common problem with most cameras,
and this one guy posted a step by step tutorial on his blog on how to fix it.
With some precision screwdrivers I was able to fix it, something that the shop wanted
to charge me almost £100 quid for!

I've not attempted to do this in the video above (as yet) but I will recommend some advice.
A lot of the screws are different sizes, so draw a quick diagram on an A4 bit of paper of the lens/camera,
and place them in the right areas, it just helps when reassemble it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever
But a few quid got me some very nice cheap extension rings off Amazon. I can't control the aperture with it, but then for what I'm using it for I'm not 100% sure I need to.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post this^
A few quid got me a reversing ring off Ebay. It just mounts the lens in reverse like this guy is doing to get the macro (search reversed lens macro) but similarly i cant control the aperture. However since just using the ring doesnt involve fucking about with the internals, i can take it off and use it as a regular lens as-well.
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Very very
interesting, thank you.+
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta for this
have reversed an old lens to use as a make shift macro lens before now and also the front end off some old binoculars, you can get extremely close but the range isn't that great
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely video
This guy has some pretty big balls IMHO, I would never get anywhere close to my camera/lens with epoxy glue, blades, soldering iron etc. Sadly I was not very impressed with the results (although it did seem better right at the end when he zoomed in on the black chunk).

I got much better results with a Pentax k1000 with 3 extension rings at school, grains of salt the size of 50p piece
 (Baron Greenback Still in Sunny Singapore, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:43, Reply)
This is a link post a prime number love song
skipping in to infinity...
who knew math could be so romantic
(groovypoodle Terribly inept, please forgive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:26, Reply)
This is a link post Hmmm, brownie

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:22, Reply)
This is a link post Mental Brickbreaker Style Game
It can get really quite crazy but is mildly satisfying when it goes nuts.
 (ClungePlunger I drink Sambuca on the rocks and bloody like it!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic!
just when I started thinking "this is going to take forever..."
BAM!
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post splendid madness there.
reminds me of the occasional weekend in my yoof...

oh my god, the sky is melting.
 (I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
I'd played that before, but not for long enough for it to go batshit crazy- it looks beautiful too. Screen clear!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post SC - wonderful though.
Also in the newsletter I believe at some point.
 (Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:47, Reply)
This is a link post Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!
Spider Crab sheds exo-skellington. Skip to 0:46 seconds for the full itchy creepiness...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Nature is so beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't you know?
This is how crabs work. Each crab contains a slightly smaller crab.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post No
that's only Russian crabs
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a powder for Russian crabs.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
Nature is weirder than that. Every crab contains a slightly LARGER crab.
 (ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!
Cunt it in the Kick with Sticks and Fire!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Lordy
....I..I...feel a bit sick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonsense, a little butter and salt would make that a tasty lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I would rather
get crabs than eat crab after watching that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I came across this 'cos I was given a cooked crab n I couldn't remember what teh feck you do with one,
haven't had one since I was a kid on hols with me parents, I opened the main part and they're HAIRY ON THE FECKIN INSIDE!!

We scooped it out and even the cats wouldn't touch it so we just had the claws, which were very nice, after a good hard bashing with a hammer.

I think I'll stick to crabsticks, it doesn't come in armour.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
I had brown meat for the first time the other day (from the British "edible" crab)

That is an intense crab flavour. Apparently you can eat everything apart from the shell and the dead mens fingers. But you've got to be a hardcore crab lover to eat that brown stuff.

I think I'll grow to love it..
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post eugh!
creee-py
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Eat the cunt --- with nice melted butter :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Coooooooool.

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Reddit is great :)

(KnackerDwarf, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Not everyone reads reddit.

(McChaff, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post God crabs are as bad as spiders they creep me out.
There is one of these bastards in a big glass case at a museum in Manchester. It has a 6 foot leg span. BurrrrrrgghhhhH!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 0:58, Reply)
This is a link post I told you he was ill...
RIP Frank Sidebottom...

 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post He was as funny as.....
A kick in the bollocks from a donkey on steroids.
An unfunny talentless northern monkey!
 (Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmmm....I like your critique.....
but tend to disagree.
 (goggleeyes still got no credit for the beer, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post you sir
are a cunt
*edit not you goggleeyes*
 (slimey slug, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post What will Little Frank do now :(

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:23, Reply)
This is a link post My AudioBoo Page I made this!
What do you think?
 (Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post be honest...
that's not really you is it?

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post it
most certianly is my dear boy!
 (Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post Nobody on here better call me a Pussy
detailed reporting from the BBC
 (largoembargo ???, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post PUSSY!
you smelly pussy you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the rope for him, Watson!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If you can find pussy cheaper anywhere else,
fuck it...
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:33, Reply)
This is a link post France and Siuth Africa out of World Cup
bye bye France. Don't worry though, we'll prolly be on the plane home on Thursday
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post Group X prank calls the Wafflehouse.
Lulz.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post See you and raise you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc

Edit: "you know damn right!"
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post another group x classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XccUMOQ978
 (I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't hear you!
My ears can't... do it!
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:33, Reply)
This is a link post My favourite Sidebottom moment
worth a look
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Get well soon Mr Sidebottom...
edit: Sidebottom no more :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you being ironical?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post see his sig?
maybe?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah.
I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You made me look for him,
and now he is deaded :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Riddance
To dead rubbish!
 (Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
You're in a happy mood today, I see?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:54, Reply)
This is a link post Awww, bless.

(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of
This wee fella' (I guess animals get hay fever too)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of in Doctor Who when everyone was turning into The Master

(__, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's cute now
but in a few years it would rip your f*cking face off man
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. While growing up you could hear the cubs in the mountain behind my house
NO ONE dared venture for a hike then because momma bear would make that kicky deer (from an earlier post) look like Snow White.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Make more sense little train

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)
This is a link post Fractals, anyone?

Love this video, well worth watching in HD as it suggests.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
thanks for posting that, it's made my brain tingle :)
 (notquite, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I see your Beatles cover...
And raise you Sungha Jung covering Buggles!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Dx08e9wIA

And have a Stevie Wonder classic to boot :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDlsT-TKwFA
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad Mark Knopfler wasn't in the Beatles

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:35, Reply)
This is a link post Human LCD : Close Up Video ( SOUTH KOREA )
A friend posted this on my wall and thought i'd share it as it's pretty incredible.

'High school students cheering for their soccer teams.
The most amazing thing is that they do this with their CLOTHES (not holding up cards). they have a jacket that is one color on the back, one on the front, and that they can open or close to show a third color shirt on the inside.'

Probably GC as it has 3 million+ views but i hadn't seen it before :)
(Tam Tam, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey that's a bit clever
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post it is GC
but is still worth a fresh airing. It is incredibly well done
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Stunning.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Victoty!

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Victowy
Surely?
 (maddave, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post fleh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jgkm2pdWgY#t=36s

It is more like "victory" in the cold light of day.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Bictory
as pronounced by South Koreans. But why use that when you can shout Hwaiting!
 (racetraitor has an alibi for, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post regimented pointlessness
ftw!
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It's great,
like the old pinball table displays
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X76ZIGQgBWg
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post should be like this

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post bwah ha ha
oh my!
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post they're so busy jumping around like loons
that they miss the friggen match!
 (goorf, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever. Very clever.....
...but I feel a bit swindled as the video is speeded up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 26 Jun 2010, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Arirang
Interesting, but North Korea does it on a larger scale.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef4oQJQjXR8&feature=related
 (racetraitor has an alibi for, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)
This is a link post b4-4 "get down" NSFW
One of the great boy bands of the 90's

NSFW due to orange faces/spikey hair
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post My mates brother was in 911
which amused us no end when we were younger, not least because it made it easier to pull women.

Shocking tans there though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Brilliant!
What does he do now?
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post he owns his own dance school i think..
memories!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Christinmygran.
Jeez. I had to wikipedia that, as I couldn't believe it wasn't a parody.
Orange faces, bleached hair & muscles: Did they think that's all it takes to peddle tat to teenage girls/ the gays?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
got me wet and I'm neither (or both?)
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post well yes
and that format still works today.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that level of orange shirley?
It'd be like shagging a badly-inflated port salut.
[edit}-Actually, why am I so surprised? I know a fair few normally sane gay men who'd do the dirty with Alex Reid. Oof
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post TANGO!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like
the video editor had such a bad time with these guys that s/he wasn't actually able to place a still focus on any of their faces for more than about 1/8th second without it permanently colourising our screens orange forever! Either that or they're such freaks that it was too distateful. Or both.
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post Evolution of the World Cup ball

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey - 1930 was a prolific year for football evolution. Completely new ball in 45 minutes. Wow.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Great link, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Call me old fashioned, but I like the 1970 and the 1938 one's.
Although they're probably like kicking a brick...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You, sir, are old fashioned.
1970 is a real winner. An absolute classic. Bring it back!
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post crikey
the 1962 ball appears to be a poorly-disguised drug-smuggling device
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did the 1930 Uruguay game
have a different ball for each half?
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:49, Reply)

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