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This is a link post Brian Blessed Sat Nav Campaign Prototype I made this!
This effort's nearly there, nearly at 25,000 people in the FB group and only need 1,500 more for Tom Tom to start talks with the man Blessed. I shot and edited this thing, and while very likely a bit GC I thought I better get it out there again and do my bit (as everyone else seems to be). The Blessed's a national institution, he should have railings around him. Get ya hiney over to www.briansatnav.com and get it joined, if y'd be so jolly kind. There, my conscience is clear.
(I helped save b3ta! lactosetheintollerent No Bull. More Cowbell!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post that video could be 30 seconds long
why all the faf at the beginging....cut straight to the blessed...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post Was it the parrot what won it? - Shed of the year 2010 is the pirate shed Lady Sarah Out of Worthing
Well done to Reg and all the sheddies that took part







Maybe Rob will add his shed for Shed of the year 2011
 (I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh now that's all of the awesome

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear.
Sheds like that are universally owned by rapists and paedophiles. And this bloke has got a beard. V.suspicious.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)
This is a link post Moscow Cat Theatre
It looks like cats CAN be trained after all :O
 (helmsdeep, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That is really, really odd.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)
This is a link post New 'Weird Al' Polka
Muh muh mar mar
(__, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post funny guy
but I couldn't imagine actually going to see him in concert. That would just be weird
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:36, Reply)
This is a link post I Hadn't heard it Maine Man
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 7:41, Reply)
This is a link post Excuse me posting a Beeb News link
But the RAC thinks it is inevitable that we will paying for our roads in a Pay as you go style tax. Call me selective in my thinking, but isn't Petrol and Diesel exactly that... the more I drive, the more Diesel I buy, so the more money the Government extract from my wallet.

Grumbles for a Monday morning!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
To Bad, the tax per liter promotes high efficiency cars.
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Just buy a hovercraft.
They can't do you for wear and tear on the road and you can take groovy shortcuts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It isn't about raising taxes
The real reason behind it is to have a central database of every vehicles movements
"If you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear"
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate the "If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear" philosophy
The next time someone says that to you, say "OK, well I'll go and have a quick rummage through your wardrobes and bedside cabinets then"...they soon change their tune
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post like Mark Thomas says...
..anyone in favour of ID cards should be banned from having curtains.
 (Red Lemonade, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Well ha-de-fucking-ha.
Petrol is 7p a litre here. But the a problem with low taxation on petol/diesel is that the Gov doesn't have much money to spend on stuff like schools, road repairs and that. Consequently much stuff here is really shit.

Pay your tax and be happy that you have got all the nice stuff as well.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not saying our high taxation on fuel is wrong
God knows I'd like it to be lower... but I hate the "Pay as you go" argument as something that is supposed to be different to what we have right now.

If you drive a bigger more polluting car, you pay more (because you use more fuel). If you drive long distances, you pay more (because you use more fuel). If you drive an economic car, you pay less (because you use less fuel). If you drive short distances, you pay less (because you use less fuel). We already have a fair fuel taxation (it's just high).
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post Hey George I made this!
Is their a Fourth of July in Britain ?
(I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 7:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Pft... Silly Merkins
You always end a fireworks display with the biggest bang possible, not a fizzle!

Nice vids roots!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit like
your fireworks display at Nagasaki and Hiroshima...

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post "is their a Fourth of July in Britain"?
errrm nope. I'm not even sure us English get a national holiday of our own. I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong...
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post we get
eight bank holidays :D
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post We get 8 bank hoplidays
none of which are for celebrating our nation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Celebreating Banks and Holidays!

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course there is,
otherwise we would have only 364 days in a year...
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this.

(minimalist ..., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post This Little Ship - HMS Plym
An appendix, if you will, to Avast's delightful link "1945-1998" - 2053 concerning nuclear explosions.

From watching it I learnt that Britain conducted their first nuclear tests in Australia. The very first was a test involving the explosion of a ship-borne nuclear bomb.

This terrific old video made by the United Kingdom Atomic Energy Authority tells the story of the ship that was to be destroyed - HMS Plym

Part 2 (where the action bits are) is HERE
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Blimey! Some-one still awake in dear old Blighty! You should see the testing footage...loads of army brass in sunglasses saying 'Quick lads! Turn away...we'll be OK if we don't look straight at the blast...our sunnies will protect us..." But then again, back tehn all the farmers stirred their pesticide (which we noew now to be vicously toxic) with their arms...ah! teh innocence of bygone days....
 (catflap I went out with Nicholas Parsons, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 5:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for posting - very interesting stuff!

(>NARF! Quality WTF chimp action, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hey
thanks for teh "delightful" compliment. allow me to return it: thats ace. so very british. love how they describe the ship.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)
This is a link post Please...........DON'T call me racist board.
Just responding to Dave - (below)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post accents are funny.
so is bad singing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post THat Kick shot at the end
is going to make a famous loop.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I need to change my pants for numerous reasons now
that was scarey and sexy at the same time!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post oh....
It is a girl.
 (Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post girl?
she's all woman! all of it! every last fold! every last orange peel like segment of cellulite laden skin! Damn, she got it all going on hey?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post "this is where I live"
and what a suprise, its a trailer park.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Has Tony Jaa seen this video ?
with those lightning moves shell be in one of his films in no time.
 (OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Scary Salad Dodging Dyke!
You can fuck me fatty..... If you can catch me!
 (Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post She's got skills...
but Napolean Dynamite was funnier...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:20, Reply)
This is a link post Firebreathing Practise I made this!
Just testing out the new fire torch, and attempting not to lose an eyebrow or five in the process.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I love fire breathing
but the taste of parrafin left on the pallet is not desirable. it does look cool though :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post crazy stuff
you wouldn't catch me doing that!!
is cool though : )
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post have you ever
panicked and drank the flammable materials? i inagine it wouldn't be a problem with vodka, probably would be with butane.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i gave that up
after reading that you swallow a third of any liquid held in the mouth...

and after working my way through a gallon of paraffin at a party and getting so dehydrated my finger tips and lips cracked and bled. there's no hangover like a paraffin hangover :/

it is still bloody impressive though!

be safe, burn stuff :D
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post dont use parafin
the guys at the circuses use Coleman dual fuel (camping Fluid for professional stoves) - the only reason i know is becasue every year a guy from some American circus comes into my store to buy a bulk box of 50 cans of the stuff when they play my town.
 (ev1lted ill bring dead hookers, you bring plastic bags, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post Kitty Rides a Tortoise
Ronseal
 (Just Me being probed by aliens since, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonus points for the use of Diddy Kong Racing's theme music.
Haven't heard that since before all this was orange groves, far as the eye could see.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful game
i also had donkey and diddy kong for the game boy, until i dropped it in a bucket of bleach.

oh, and a good video too.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ah the tortoise
natures taxi
 (Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ah the tortoise
natures taxi
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXrSJpQ_tk
 (Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post everytime I hear that tune...
I think of a flid spacking out at high speed :(
 (swank, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ah the tortoise
natures taxi
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ah the taxi
nature's tortoise
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ah the nature
taxi's tortoise
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 0:10, Reply)
This is a link post A fair trade…
Happy 4th of July
 (Philip_newzealand, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:13, Reply)
This is a link post Update your Facebook status from your new iPad
Great for messing with your mates collective heads.

EDIT: I didn't made this.
 (KnackerDwarf, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post why
does it resize my browser?
 (beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post No
It just adds the text "via Faœbook for iPad"
 (KnackerDwarf, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
it resizes the browser
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
And if you try and resize it without closing the page it automatically resizes it again.
 (I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't resize my browser
Chrome
 (KnackerDwarf, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh
with your Chrome!

*starts browser war*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post For Firefox
In the Tools menu select Options and go to the Content Tab

Next to Enable Javascript click Advanced...

Uncheck "Allow scripts to Move or Resize existing windows."
 (Tinfoil Hat, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 5:35, Reply)
This is a normal post eh?
I'm obviously missing something. Is the iPad that shit it can't goto Facebook.com?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Durururur
It's pretend! Your observant friends will think you have the coolest gadget on the planet*

*not actually the coolest gadget on the planet. That would be the exhaust burger cooking machine from last week's Top Gear.
 (scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Exhaust burger cooker.
Best thing invented, just wish I had something with twin pipes so I could cook 2 at the same time.
 (Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh
i'd rather not pretend to have one of those tbh, I think I would loose all credibility as someone who knows anything about computers... or anything about anything infact.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)
This is a link post "Little Mouse"
My better half caught me singing this this afternoon & didn't believe it was a real song*. Now he's singing it...
catchy song.
*which it sort of is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The "(BSc)" at the end is
a wonderful gag.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I never realised
that the cast of Top Gear were so talented.
 (I helped save b3ta! GneissRocks and slatey cleavage, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's in the key of S.
Write that down.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks benryves
thanryves
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that.
A lot.

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ace!
just genius
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
i'm pretty sure thats Peter Serafinowicz in there
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It is.
There's quite a good chance he wrote/performed the music too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch "Look Around You"
Watch it until your eyes bleed.


(edit: in a good way)
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i am now
educated in more funny, mucho thanks
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 18:37, Reply)
This is a link post Erotic falconry. NSFW
"Where’s the deviance in wanting to pull feathers rather than blond hair? What’s abnormal about wanting to see your wife take a three-inch beak instead of a 10-inch African American phallus or a silicon, injection-molded forearm? How can a human vagina or anus even compare to hollow bones or a molty egg-hole. Hah!"

I don't really know if I can summarise any better than that... We live in a strange, strange world.

(Apparently bindun a couple of years ago, but here it is for the benefit of the many who inevitably missed it)
 (I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post : D lol
he he he
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!!
Weirdest site of the weekend award, that's confused me just a tad.

Edit: I posted this on Facebook and it didn't last long before it vanished!! Is this really that dubious of site?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post gotta be a joke
the first entry on the "glove looking for falcon" personals is the owner of man city (i think) standing in front of a liverpool crowd.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
no shit sherlock! Those pics are blatantly photoshopped.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
Name: Lamont
Lovestyle: Aggressive
Likes: Folds of skin, shrews, voles, cognac
Dislikes: Telemarketers, the Yankees, DDT, sixpack holders
Looking for: A Brazilian or Thai man who looks a lot like a woman
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post oh well fine!
why don't you kill my only "i'm smart and you're not, be gone dole child" moment on here then?

besides, i think it'd be difficult to keep a falcon in position beneath a man's gooch ;)
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I just wish my Facebook friends had a fucking clue, I think someone probably flagged it as beastiality or something as it was deleted after a few minutes, never to be seen again!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The gentleman in question
Is Sheik Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Ruler of Dubai....
 (I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 6:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Click
hehehehehe
 (Just Me being probed by aliens since, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
To Facebook with you
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Joke and GC.
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 0:34, Reply)
This is a link post SMACK!! I made this!
Obama hits Ellen...right in the face....where it hurts...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post bang!

(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Right in the kisser!

(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post bang

(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post He hit the speed bags !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, if ONLY!
That'd shut her inane trap.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is a link post Huggies free nappies - for all those people who have got little human shit machines :)
(babies that is)
 (I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers SkUG.
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post anytime
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course they are free
Unless you have a sumo baby Huggies are no better than trying to wrap carboard around their nether-regions.

disgruntled new father : shit to shoulder blades is no fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Huggies are shite
and have they done something to Pampers? I think they've put something in them to make them smell shitty even when they're not, which = increased sales. Or maybe I've got shit up my nose. I wouldn't be surprised.

Top Tip: Sainsburys own brand. They rock.

Normal B3ta service may now resume.
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks very much
1 year old shit machine appreciates the link. Although she would also like to see kittehs.
 (scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Only in the UK?
Is this the case?
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 7:38, Reply)

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