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This is a link post JML know how to
name a product.
 (I helped save b3ta! null and void, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, ha, ha!! Sounds
like a medical condition.

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like
a nicely growing brain tumor too :D
 (I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*breathes* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh GOOD find!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
how on Earth did that escape their marketing team...

...oh that would be the JML marketing team. I see now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!
fucking hell...
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post Racist lol's
Fancy range of sport & casual Hijab & Jilbab
Jedi?
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post What a great site!
I found this line - www.thenasheedgame.co.uk/game/ - and the instructions "use the box bellow to send yourself an invitation" conjures up an image of Brian Blessed shouting at his computer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.themuslimbabyshop.com/prod.php?pc=TGWB005
Quran Challenge Game. Oh yes
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post They look rather snazzy, actually.
Would be great for a festival.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post Jerry Musician I made this!
Slappin da cello, mon.
 (danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)
This is a link post Can't wait for this...
...even though I have a strong suspicion that it will be plops.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder if it will
be a wiiware download for £10-£20 or a full game? Not sure I would want to pay over £35 for it (again) to be honest...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Full game I reckon.
Hopefully will be a reason to dust off my Wii. Playing Super Mario Galaxy 2 at the moment. It's ruddy bluddy wunderful.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
I second this, but also must ask why that was clearly Craig as bond there rather than Brosnan. Is this some new fangled type of historical revisionism?
 (Zappanale, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. It's a "reimagined" version of Goldeneye, as it would be if it was made as a Daniel Craig film...
Thusly grittier with less far-fetched stuff. For instance, he now base-jumps rather than bungee jumps off the dam.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post probably license laws and copyright issues
with Brosnan's likeness no doubt. Rareware probably still hold the rights maybe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post rareware = microsoft

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I know that
which is even more reason why they changed the likeness
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Rare only in name.
Snot the same team - as evidenced by the runny abortion of a game that was Perfect Dark Zero.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely a full disc-based release
That and No More Heroes 2 are the only reason I've still got the Wii... which is a shame 'cos it's probably gonna be a load of tripe. Nice to know we can use a proper controller for it though, can't imagine controlling it with the remote thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave McF wrote some words on, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Just remember...YOU CAN'T BE ODDJOB
I'm not getting my hopes up. It reminds me of the awful PS1 Bond Games that came out after GoldenEye. I doubt they can capture the beauty of the Rare game engine that made that game so magical.
 (StrokingShadows, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
This is a link post Woman Dies Wanking herself to Death!
Prolly GC, but I'm a Nazi, so FU!
(SFW)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh jeez,
poor girl musta had unknown of heart problems, how nice we can all know her face and name now, must really make her family feel better...

Mind you, somehow, if it had been yet another bloke wanking himself to death using breath control, we'd all be laughin n pointing sans hesitation, so I call equality!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post imagine if you had been fucking her and this had happened
"...and her cat lying on her chest."

sorry but that made me laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post it was the trying
to stroke two pussies at once that did her in

/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
where is that 3 women/six vaginas link when you need it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
/hat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
/cane

*tap dances*
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post there are worse ways to go I guess

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, she should have got a Grip of herself
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe the cat
did it. In the lounge... with the dildo.

Time for Cluedo to update?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post bonus points as your icon is a cock

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Cat laying on her chest.
Porno playing despite being days since she was last seen.

You know, I think the cat killed her then used the opportunity to watch porn.
 (I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And people say cats are stupid

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post aww, poor thing
but what a nice cat
 (Roxon, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post you can't beat a good "hearty arrhythmia".

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Must of been some quality porn!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
This is a link post Mrs Legless's Birthday Present - Sorted!

but, seeing that she's slightly larger than an A-Cup, I reckon she'll be able to pack a gallon rather than a bottle. It's a win-win for me. mrs gets BIGGER boobs and can also act as an emergency wine supply when needed.

I love my wife....


Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Not planning on buying this for my wife...
Her tits look smaller as she gets drunker?

Lose-lose, surely?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
i like the "i'm not happy with the size or alcoholic content of my breasts" facial expression
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
if only they really had an alcoholic content, sucking boobies would be even more awesome
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post So her breasts will get smaller the more beer that you accompanying her consumes eh?
Can we place bets as to whether she will then become more, or less attractive as you become drunk?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I predict that the effects will balance each other out.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah-ha ha!
That is fantastic!
*forwards to all my boozy female friends*

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad my woman has awesome funbags
Bigger Breasts is greater than portable wine
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)
This is a link post Pigeon is screwed in the head
Short explanation: The other day, my mate noticed a pigeon in her garden. It had a massive screw sticking out of its fucking head. It seemed unconcerned by this.

Couple of days later, pigeon came back.

Mate took photo.

This is photo.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
Jimmy Nail indeed.
 (Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post well it is a wood pigeon after all

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Get out!
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Crazy punk kids These days.
They'll pierce anything!
 (Emohawk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post christ i thought this was gonna be another one of those monkey vids

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post And you called him Jimmy! :D
Someone somewhere has a nail gun n ain't afraid to use it...

*edit* can't help but keep seeing this:

 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha...
Wonderful.

Though the eye has a whiff of teh goatse about it...
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!11!!!
Now I can't look at it the same way anymore! Bleh!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Put that away
and pull your pants back up! sheeesh
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that there is a galvanised D-head nail.
fired from a Paslode nailgun.
ouch.
 (I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.screwfix.com/prods/50439/Power-Tools/Gas-Nailers/Paslode-IM350-90mm-Gas-Framing-Nailer?cm_mmc=GoogleBase-_-Datafeed-_-Power%20Tools-_-Paslode%20IM350%2090mm%20Gas%20Framing%20Nailer
www.screwfix.com/prods/50439/Power-Tools/Gas-Nailers/Paslode-IM350-90mm-Gas-Framing-Nailer?cm_mmc=GoogleBase-_-Datafeed-_-Power%20Tools-_-Paslode%20IM350%2090mm%20Gas%20Framing%20Nailer
 (I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, now we know.
And knowing's half the battle.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You have aspergers AICMFP.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i have a paslode nailgun.

(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor thing :(
Someone must have done that too him
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too,
someone must have done that TO him! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post And it's a poor wood pidgeon too
not one of those city winged rats.
I bet if you pulled it out it would die though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Jimmy Nail
Actually, this is in my Dad's Garden. It's on his bird table. The builders 3 houses away were working on a house and one of the @resholes shot Jimmy. My dad has the video on youtube under username dinnerlady1.
This is down near Skegness. To confirm this check out username dinnerlady1 on ebay.
 (phookit, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)
This is a link post Homer Simpson,? Ronseal NSFW
(NSFW as it shows a clothes free person, but in a definitely non sexual context)
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Class!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for the Monday morning laugh
click
 (Montyphuq, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)
This is a link post Forbidden LEGO: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against
Otherwise known as the Lego Book of Guns and Ammo.

Looks like perfect b3ta material.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't believe I;ve got no replies.
a link to a book on how to build guns out of lego and no one comments? What's wrong with people?
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you!
*hugs*

Not keen on lego guns tho, it's all very clever but it seems oddly wrong...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Linking to the book
not where to buy the book may have gotten you more
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post fair enough
although last time I did that I had people complaining that I only linked the book.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)
This is a link post The Consequences
Seeing as the "Consequences will never be the same" video is on the popular page, people might want to see what happened next.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I should really start a consultation company to deal with this sort of thing
She and her dad just need to put up a video saying "lol trolled you all" and everyone will lose interest.
 (PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That said
Bullying an 11 year old girl (however stupid her YouTube videos might be) is pretty damn nasty.

And I really don't think the cunts at 4chan would have stopped if the family said they were trolling; they'd just have got even more fired up.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You know
4chan isn't actually anywhere near as bad as people think. B3TA's /talk is actually worse in terms of concentrated malice and hate.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeez 4chan are some nasty mofos
honestly, scary shit that can't end well...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
and also what UltimateMonkey said ^up there^.

I had used merely to be bemused by /b/, but I'm developing an active dislike for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's become the cespit of the internet
A home for casual racism, child porn and bullies.


This is why /links is my choice of port of call on the seven seas of the Information Superhighway. :)
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ^and this
it really is the lowest point on the internet. It's all the bad dystopic predictions of what the internet good be with none of the good happy stuff.
lolcats and rick astley are not enough to counter the despicable people there and the things they do
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice parents.
"Though Leonhardt [the mother]says Child Protection Services is in fact involved in the case. "Something we never wanted!" Leonhardt's husband shouted from somewhere in the room when she told us this over the phone."
Must be something he's not telling us...
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like the sentence "It's not funny now that she's been placed under police protection."
I'm not saying it is funny necessarily, but I object to the idea that one man thinks he can take it on himself to decide what is and is not funny.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)
This is a link post Segway Steadycam Rig

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)
This is a link post Need an entertainer for your kids party???
This guy is CRAZY busy at the moment.
 (McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
*calls for a booking*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post he does like very like glitter, unlike others i have seen posted on here
missing: scary starey eyes. small children
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd hire him,
all the fun of old skool Gary Glitter without fear of penetration of the rhyming slang occurring to your daughter!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Old news, I'm afraid
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue342/
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
This is a link post police dog training video
This video displays how dynamic police dogs really are! They leap over vans AND attack criminals!
Its been on tube for 4 years so probs GC,but i've never seen it on here.
(redflame, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
A Cat could never do that....
FACTIMONDO!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Police dogs V. Cat burglars
FIGHT!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work for the RAF
And the police dog section at our station asked for volunteers to be the guy who gets chased by them. Apparently the numbers went down after a rumour went round that one of them had got through the padding of the special suit they make you wear....

The forces name for RAF Police dogs - "Furry Crocodile" :)
 (vinny, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)
This is a link post Mum sues over ruined nude pics
Woman tries to sue over wanking foster kid, old news but funny, and just a little bit wrong...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post A pre-emptive strike:

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
"Despite work by art experts to restore the pictures, they were extensively damaged, and only made £8,000 at auction."

extensively? "hey guys, my mums a MILF, and here's the pics to prove it"
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet the restorers where thrilled at that job...

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)
This is a link post Mel Gibson gets a phone call from the future NSFW
I think this is really well done,one of the better 'gibson' phone call spoofs
 (redflame, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
i like the part where he asks to give back his son
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)
This is a link post Ten games that made me think about life I made this!
Games might not yet be recognized as art but they are increasingly being used to explore the kind of deep themes that were previously the preserve of artists and philosophers.
 (ninzfilter, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Some nice ideas in those games.
Also some poorly tweaked control systems.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)
This is a link post Unorthodox Voice Over Artist..
....but very effective.
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly...
what's wrong with your face!?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What's wrong....
...with whose face? My face?
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post this gave me the office giggles.

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)
This is a link post What really happens in a touring band I made this!
The road... she can be a cruel mistress. One minute it's a tank full of diesel and an open road, a moment later your vision turns black and you're spinning out of control...

As we found out in this episode.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Fantasy Football anyone?
Free premier league fantasy football!

b3ta league code: 246611-66265
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I've signed up...
Not that I know anything about soccerball, I just hope to come "not last".

*Relurks*
 (Malnourished TEALEAF!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:19, Reply)

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