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This is a link post US Knew Where Osama Was Since 2005
This was written, so it is true

Good article btw
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll donate a MASSIVE
SHIT
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having an Osama cocktail right now
two shots and a splash of water.

I'll get me coat.
 (plankton, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You're out of order.

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry for not showing sufficient
deference to a mass murderer.

I guess we need to cut out the Hitler jokes too.
 (plankton, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post He could at least have put up a sigh, I just lost 20p :(

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post A splash of water and two shots?
The joke doesn't work that way round.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No
butt its funnier
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post how is he out of order?
this is b3ta ffs. i thought it was a funny line, and i am a bin laden fanboi.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Toilets
BARRACK nija edit (I thought it was funny)
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Bwah-hah-
hah
 (Leemondus, Wed 4 May 2011, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post interesting article
but it seems to hinge on the idea that the info was gleaned via torture, which is the viewpoint the right in the usa are taking, thus allowing more torture on the grounds that it works. I find this difficult to believe when all the evidence is that torture doesn't work, the tortured tell the torturers what they want to hear and if they hold out and the torture escalates, eventually they break so badly and hide inside a broken mind where no amount of torture will do anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Horseshit.
If that's the case, why didn't the Bush/Cheney/Runsfeld administration pick him up? It would have justified their war in Afghanistan, sealed Bush's place in history and guaranteed the neo-cons a third term.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Election cycle in the US
would not have facilitated that
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 4 May 2011, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
I thought the election cycle in the US lasted 4-5 years. The article suggests they've known where he was for the last 6 years. Where's the problem?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 4 May 2011, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post from a different POV
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-ySteY3r9I Christiane Amanpour on the Bill Maher show in 2008
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Rule of crazy internet articles number 1
Research the writer.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 4 May 2011, 23:24, Reply)
This is a link post Obama killed osama
This serves no purpose..
 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)
This is a link post Self explanatory really
or at least it would have been if I'd said what I meant to or was able to edit the title...


Fist of fun to be released on DVD. THAT is self explanatory.

But what great news. Shame about the wait until Christmas mind you.
 (I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post fist of fun?
is this a porno? *orders* *grabs still image and compos*
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, 'Fist of Fun' is a comedy show from the early '90s written by Stewart Lee and Richard Herring
Which is the only reason you need to go out and order it.
 (User #86772, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck yes, now you mention it.
did they do a radio version? or was it only on telly?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Both!
Radio One in 1993 (they used to broadcast COMEDY SHOWS on there?) and BBC2 in 1995
 (User #86772, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm shure, thinking about it
that i heard this on r4, but then it was prolly on r7 a few years back (when i could stomach the toff-i-ness of r4)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmm
toffees
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I've
seen been told about videos like that and that sort of fist doesn't look sound fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still amazed such videos can exist in the first place

(User #86772, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You can drink your weak lemon drink now...
...or you can drink it later.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as..
Self exploratory, really.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 5 May 2011, 0:01, Reply)
This is a link post Fresh from discovering animated Gifs, the Daily Fail now discovers "Internet virals or memes"
Regarding that image of Obama and his security team. Istyosty proxy link. Posted here to check if "DAILY MAIL REPORTER" has stolen anything from b3ta. It definitely mentions (but doesn't publish) the one with the Playstation controller and I think I may have seen the one with Princess Beatrice's hat on here.
 (User #86772, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:45, Reply)
This is a link post In a melancholy mood
So have 10 minutes of classic Klaus Doldinger: Die unendliche geschichte - original filmmusik!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:45, Reply)
This is a link post I gatecrashed a party last week. I made this!
Experimenting with mattes.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 4 May 2011, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Tee hee!
Very silly, but very good.

Is there a way you can blur and turn down the contrast of the background layer? I think that it looks a bit too crisp and bright compared to the rest of the video. What program are you using?
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, good idea with the blur.
Too late now though. Haha. After effects CS3.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 4 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell
you're well posh you are.

mattes? i prefer vinyl silk myself.

Edit: *Clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive
Black Moon.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post genius
did Prince Phillip slip you up the bum later?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post I know a lot of you aren't football fans BUT.. I made this!
..I went and visited Chelsea striker Didier Drogba the other day and sung him the song fans sing to him on the terraces. He was lovely, a great sport and even made a silly music video with me. So take a look if it tickles your fancy.. if only to see that footballers can be lovely chaps too..
(Slurpy J, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The man is a lion on the pitch.
and a kitten off it. aww
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That's smashing that is.
What a nice chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I like to think...
Mummy and Daddy Drogba had a number of children, ranging from Biggest, Bigger, Average, Didier and Diddiest Drogba.
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post In reference to your signature Guffguff..
..I tried, but I couldn't REATCH!
 (Slurpy J, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post great vid. how did you get to meet him and do that?
also he falls over like a little girl if anyone comes near him on the pitch. Torres ftw hahahahaha as if.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a presenter..
.. for ESPN, so I managed to arrange an interview with him, then sung directly into his face.. obviously.
 (Slurpy J, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
now go and harrass torres ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You say harrass, I say punch.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha this is ace!

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 May 2011, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post The secret ingredient in Cuban coffee....
Pearoast
 (I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Pearoast in a new thread?
Shame on you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 4 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post roasted pea...

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Pearoast
I see what you did there and like it.
 (P3T3, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post Beautiful Pictures

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, but theyre a bit creepy
He comes across as a dick when he says things like this though:
"Mark my words friends, this art form is the way of the future."
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
but I did find it full of lovliness.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Four posts down.
No, make that three
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't decide so went with 'a few'...
too quick!
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post oohhh...
They were nice a few posts down too! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)
This is a link post Goldmund – Turquoise Hexagon Sun (Boards Of Canada cover)
This is the best thing I've heard this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather nice.
Being my favourite BoC song and all. ^^
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff
Music has the right to children is a great album
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post utterly pointless
in that you can't improve on perfection.

not really, that's rather good, very atmospheric
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 4 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Obligatory reply

As, obviously; I like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)
This is a link post Error 404
Artistic ronseal.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post There's some excellent ones on there
I've borrowed robo.to/hmm.html to have as my desktop.
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:00, Reply)
This is a link post Animated GIFs That Savor A Passing Moment
They are called "cinemagraphs," apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post They are just lovely
more here :-)
fromme-toyou.tumblr.com/tagged/cinemagraph
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It crossed my mind
Is this a reaction to moving away from using of Flash perhaps?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Very glassy in the cock area


Though they are worth a second third fourth look
 (I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 'AROOOOOOOOOOLD
-Oh, you dertay old maan.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post THE PICTURES... THEY... MOVE!!!! :O

(User #86772, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'm far too jaded to enjoy these.

(I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The one with the guy reading the paper is simply awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't this on the Daily Mail website a few days back or something?
Everyone took the piss for them having only just discovered animated GIFs, IIRC.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 4 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
You've just made the Daily Mail look ahead of the curve on all things internet. Extraordinary.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a link post Attack of the 50 foot mummy
:-(
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing...?
I at least expected a pearoast fest
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's done the rounds...
And I think most of us lost interest when we realised it wasn't actually the 50 foot woman.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post A bindun then? Ah well. I thought it was new news.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post So apparently
if you rot by a heater for a year, that counts as mummification? Do they just give out journalism careers in kinder eggs these days?
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yeah...
but it's not like there's one in *every* Kinder egg...you have to buy quite a few before you end up getting one.

I mean it's not *that* easy...:P
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:17, Reply)
This is a link post Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Ronseal. He's a baaaad maaaaan.


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post And he has a neckbeard.
He truly is a nasty piece of work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you get high on bath salts?
Great story.
 (Smale is stuffed, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard thats the new high those wascally kids are getting into
Is it me or are the highs geting more and more lethal and frankly not as attractive? Compare: "rock star dies after shooting up loads of heroin"; "rock star dies after comforting bath in sea foam celestial salts". Give me your old fashioned junkies anyday.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.theregister.co.uk/2011/05/04/goat_death/

"Bath salts", a designer drug, has become the latest legal high worry for the authorities on both sides of the Atlantic. It is typically based on methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV) and is also known as Magic and Super Coke. It induces similar effects to mephedrone, the last big legal high worry."
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Every time the authorities make a 'legal high' illegal, someone invents a new one which is even more rancid and duuuurty!

It's silly.
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)
This is a link post 100 Movies, 100 Quotes, 100 Numbers
The Numbers 100-1 in Film quotes.
Not GC.
(pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Harmonica FTW

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)
This is a link post I'm always up for a glimpse of a lady's front-bottom NSFW
but not this kind.
(Leemondus, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a Gunt of the first magnitude!
Hooollly Hannah!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post She needs an all-body sports bra.
Or maybe she needs harpooning.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd hit it.
With a nuke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post From orbit?

(I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the only way to be sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckin' A!

(Leemondus, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post kill it with fire

(Clashrock is being stalked by his brother on, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)
This is a link post Plastic
Superbly talented artist paints a nude model covered in clear plastic. Photo realistic?
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post that's brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post astounding

(Leemondus, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a really long winded way of taking a photo.

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Kodak's profit margins are safe for a little longer...

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Also if he had used a camera the poor model wouldn't have asphyxiated....
But bloody el thats some nice work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What an odd thing to paint
Got to admire the skill involved, but I wouldn't have it on my wall.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post its Artism.
a combination of autism and artistic ability that results in paintings which are like photographs....

i'm with you though...not on my wall.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

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