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This is a link post Bruno plays dead
And he's quite good at it.
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This is a normal post That dog
has more self control than me! *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not wrong.
I'd tear the irritating git's throat out.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
This is a link post E3 stuff: New Nintendo console shown for first time
I wonder what Sega would have done had the dreamcast not bombed
 (DrBatman, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post WiiU
First impressions? I'm not bowled over. Once Ninty get their marketing claws into me over the next few months, with videos and decent demonstrations of the hardware and controller I'll be queuing up on launch day like a lot of kids.

I'm just glad that the Gamecube and Wii controllers are compatible.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit more of an in-depth review here...
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jun/07/wii-u-nintendo-games-console
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh,
I like that.
 ([sic] You're ad here?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not worth anything without games to play.
Wii didn't exactly have a lot of 'must have' games. Maybe, 5 or 6 at the most.
 (Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Right now I'm not planning on taking the plunge
I've had my fingers burnt buying the Gamecube and Wii to then not play them due to a lack of games I like. I suspect this will be the same.
 (DrBatman, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I have 72 games for my wii
So feel I got my moneys worth. I'm definitely a casual type of gamer though so suits me down to the ground
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel the same
However FPS games on the Wii are amazing to control. Loved every Call of Duty game so far
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm very excited about this...
I think the name is crap and I'm keen to get an actual look at the specs, but this looks like a nice concept with a ton of potential. I worry about the strategy to try and be all things to all people, the XBox has moved in that direction and found itself in an awkward position. Nonetheless, if Nintendo can genuinely deliver on the promise of more hardcore titles then I'm sold.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Wii U you say?
I'm reminded of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JElywbkSbY
Sorry! ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts exactly.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of potential
I like the idea of having a second screen on hand for maps, inventories, etc
Hopefully there'll be some decent RPG and Strategy games that can be played from the sofa
 (I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the fact
You can switch the game to the controller screen and carry on playing. Now I can go for a shit and take it with me!
 (vandal is gonna get laid on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)
This is a link post Jon Hopkins & Four Tet
Awesome
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post is that one person
wearing a bra on their head?
 (thatjoshguy is a robot., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
A Mono-boob Bra
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post no no, check 0:40
it's legit :)
 (thatjoshguy is a robot., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post gawjus..:-)

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)
This is a link post Throwable Fire Extinguisher
Sorry for the LL Link but I saw this and the genius of it and thought I'd share.

Japs are a true enigma, insanity and genius fully wrapped up in a neat little box.
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see this being very useful to special forces.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post how does it work?
Compressed CO2?
 (I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I heard the word "ammonia" in there.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That idea is actually really old
there was a victorian era one on tv the other day
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft, there's me thinking no one else here watches Antiques Roadshow.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vintage-Glass-Fire-Extinguisher-Minimax-/370514990802?pt=UK_Fire_Extinguishers&hash=item56446a16d2#ht_500wt_1156

SO yeah, hardly new, although these ones are presumably a little less lethal.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a fire extinguisher?
Yeh right! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post water balloons are cheaper

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)
This is a link post Brahms and Ravel on the Vuvuzela
Splendid
(sbtoronto, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Did they finally ban football from vuvuzela concerts?

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This is a normal post Add that to my sleep playlist
Definitely a soothing take on some classics there.
 (FangedParakeet, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)
This is a link post best homeless sign ever

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw now that is CLASS!
Deserves some renumeration for that!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
and perhaps some remuneration in the form of a cash gift too.

Ah WiL, I shall now,.. fuck off.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
!pu dexim lla srettel ym tog I seY
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confused
where's the homeless sign?

/edit, hang on, what? That's not the video that was there a minute ago
 (I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you on Firefox?
Seems to be a known oddity of it...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post operagram NSFW
Killed a couple of minutes anyway.
 (tedster, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post bastard thing won't work for me

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Took a while to load.....
but worth it, you have to be cunning to get it to be NSFW though!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i can get it to sing some dodgy stuff
but it won't give me a link to follow that works
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, you need to email it to an address

(tedster, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)
This is a link post creepy hand model
not at all freaky
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post she's like a terrifying caricaturization of herself almost
which makes no sense....
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld7F-MBNesE
Save making a new post, puppy to dog in 40 seconds
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Saves a GC call out too

(I helped save b3ta! krang, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post GC?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to punch her in the face
with her own hands
 (I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post turns out she's also a foot model
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z49jQ9Qiyso
 (colophonius say 'Döner', Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post NGGGHHH! *rubs thigh*
I mean uhh...
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What a pretentious bitch.
Christ.
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to shit on her hands
Then drive over them in my car, then shit on them again.
 (Leemondus, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ACTU-LOL
EDIT - bastard - you've given me hiccups after that unexpected LOL
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she smells of piss.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post And burnt piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a bad hand job really

(tedster, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks
I could make my hands look like hers thanks to Photoshop. It's magic.
 (vandal is gonna get laid on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post should could be a head model too. . . .
if it wasn't buried so far up her own arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
im almost surprised she doesn't have the hand chamber that guy from zoolander has
 (Dumpslice way she goes bud, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post one of those join-al-qaeda-kill-all-yanks moments

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:11, Reply)
This is a link post Flanders and Swann. The Song of Patriotic Prejudice (The English Are Best)
Explaining to a young 'un where Armstrong & Miller got an idea from, I hit upon the top-hole wheeze to share 'The Gas Man Cometh' with you. But alas and alack, no moving cinematographic evidence was there to be found.....so have this in lieu.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius
Love them :)
 (Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed indeed
and for those still interested, might I also suggest their "At the drop of a hat" and " At the drop of another hat" phonograph doo-dahs. Ill-wind as well as the hippopotamus song being excellent introduction material
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Studies have shown this to be 100% accurate

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I absolutely love this
especially when they did the extra verse in the US for Americans

clicks hard
 (I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a certain level of "special" there
Either that or that crayon's pressing into his brain a bit too much.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
If we could all be as happy as that dude
 (I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post Remember Busmapper.co.uk? It just got upgraded!
The clever folk behind busmapper.co.uk have launched a newer version which includes walking distances, taxi journeys and the underground. Magical tool.
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid I thought that said Bumsapper

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to disappoint
:(
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I broke it as it didn't recognise Manchester

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post They're working to include National Rail
on the next release!
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Or IE

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)
This is a link post E3 Nintendo Live presentation at 5pm GMT
e3.nintendo.com/

Watch Nintendo unveil the Wii2 LIVE

Great japes.

Also if you have a 3DS, you might want to update it;
Free Excitebike and Pokedex in 3D plus E-shop and web browser now active.

Alt live stream
e3.gamespot.com/press-conference/nintendo-e3/?tag=masthead%3Bcounter
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking forward to this
Not been that impressed with the M$ presentation yesterday. Will watch the first 30 mins then fly home to watch the rest.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I predict it will be amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post is that sarcasm or genuine excitement?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The second one.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post are you 12?
sorry, only joking there, just never met an adult who was excited about Nintendo releasing anything since Goldeneye
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure there are several million other people looking forward to the Nintendo press conference.
I like games and technology and Nintendo are the industries innovators.

I hope that answers your query.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I appreciate they sell by the bucketload
just only thought it was to schoolkids and mums in Asda
;D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't actually own a Wii and I'm no fanboy to any particular brand.
But any big announcement by Nintendo is usually a game-changer.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, fingers crossed for yet another Mario and cutesy dog simulator

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a given.
But more than likely a new control system or form of interactivity that will later be copied by Microsoft and Sony as we saw with Kinect and Move.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Playstation move predates the wii (it was part of the early version of Eyetoy)
and the Eyetoy obviously predates the kinect
but I'm not being a ps3 fanboy there.
Just don't think any platform has done anything revolutionary that worked (and wasn't just a peripheral selling gimmick) in a very long time
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure the Wii popularized motion controls whether parts of the technology existed before it or not.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post sadly popular still doesn't mean good

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post YES IT DOES! Just look at:
Britain's got tal.... um,
Strictly Come Danc..... oh,
Harry Potter and t.... hmmm,
N-Dub..... errrr.
MacDonald's or KF...... OH FUCK IT
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post i totally lost all affection
for nintendo when they punished me for being a good player in EVERY wii game in the name of balance...

now my girlfriend thinks our gaming skillset is the same "i beat you at mario kart everytime"

(blueshell)
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This is all coming from the man who draws comics

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I drew comics
I think you're confusing me with someone with a job
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post or social skills

(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm, ok

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "DO YOU LIEK HALO?!??!??"
"YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE, AT LEAST YOU WON'T GET HACKED!!!!"

Thanks for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post (* BST)
But pedantry aside, I'm genuinely excited!

Fingers crossed that they're not too far behind the curve..
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post there's a suggestion that Epic have made a simplified Unreal Engine for them
so behind yes, but not by as much from the sounds of things
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Close enough.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post A simplified Unreal Engine?
Dear god that'll be awful, then.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I find it hard to get exited by the upcomming generation of consoles
Xbox 360 had 3 die on me, PS3 had one die and all my details nicked in the hack, wii.... well that lasted.
Not bought a wii game in years though since wii fit demoralised me into a dark fat funk though.

Now discovering the simple joys of P.C gaming on steam. Games are chip as chips there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I became bored of the Wii rather quickly.
Got pissed off with the 360 after having two fail.

Now have a PS3, but wish I'd got another 360.

I've recently discovered OnLive* and like it bigbig.

*I don't work for them, even if I mention them alot.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 Xboxes, 2 PS2's, and innumerable of the newer Apple products lately, all just keep bloody failing,
could someone remind the industry it's nice if the damn things work!? I've certainly lost all faith in Apple in the last few years for certain, their USP now just seems to be 'Look, it's by us!', altho their various iPod's and iTunes still seem to work lovely together.

I think my fave consoles are the Xbox 360 (second hand ones now) and the original PS1, I dunno why I've got a soft spot for the last one but I would guess 'cos it was my first console crush and playing it again always takes me back.

I can't think of anything I've heard of I've gotten excited about since the 3D DS but even then I'm not interested enough to actually want one, I just wanna see one going and see what it's like.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post but if they work you won't need to buy a new one
Still got my day of release PS2 working
PS3 died after 3 years, but I got a full replacement from Amazon with a large chunk of money back thanks to the difference in price since launch - kaching!
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's still under warranty neither will I
and they stump up the costs of replacing it numerous times!

After that, well they get nowt back off'of second hand sales and I wouldn't be daft enough to buy another new one, so can't see it working well as general policy, really.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a shame I can't get excited about anything nintendo develops these days
I just don't think I'm in their demographic any more...

Might just save my pennies for the strangely named PS-Vita if I get anything at all...
 (I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The Vita looks like it's my next thing too
Still have me PSP, although mainly for all the homebrew rather than the full games
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The new Sony handheld is rather swish.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Really excited for this.
While I don't love everything Ninty do, as long as they keep making Zelda games I'll always be interested. They have some excellent franchises and they're never afraid to do unusual, unexpected things with them. Despite their foray into the casual market in more recent times, they are definitely the most innovative of the 'big three'.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post bah....they're late!
ooh - here we go :)
 (ThisAndThatAndThat AndThatAndT'Other, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post some nice stuff there for the Wii U
Screen controller is nice, would like to see how good it's drawing ability is.
Glad its all backward compatible though, all the old peripherals aren't landfill just yet :)

the bird/cherry blossom demo is lovely
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks different; like an interactive gaming iPad
Most probs will stick with the Vita, but it looks interesting regardless.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Tekken looked very low res, but it's early I guess
much better than I was expecting, they've clearly listened to the complaints.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)
This is a link post Deal or no Deal - Identity of "The Banker" is finally revealed I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
"Oh, dear me, banker"
 (I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Funnily enough
I know 'The Banker'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post Doggy doppleganger - Doggy/Human face matching site... I think
Can anyone get this to work? It's like that prostitute link a few weeks ago...
 (Riggleberry, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved this idea
Nowhere near a full blown scientific experiment, but it was a lovely way of getting across the same message via a different medium.
 (I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it.
I upload a photo, I centre it, it draws some shiny lines over it and nothing happens.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
I've never owned a dog, maybe I'm not supposed too.
 (Riggleberry, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
I think my beard confuses it.
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post works for me on the webcam
so I guess I am more of a dog than I thought
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a link post Cinema's anti-texting methods
Nice story about a US cinema ejecting a customer for texting during a film, then using his angry voicemail as an anti-texting campaign.
 (Smale is stuffed, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post This is WIN!
And also one reason I rarely go to the flicks these days
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I stopped for a few reasons
the main one being it got very expensive for zero service, they seem to think so long as one wall is flickering with pictures you should be grateful and shut the fuck up, who cares if it's out of focus or it smells of shit in here, what do you expect, a nice night out or something!?

Since all the huge multiplexes have taken over your lucky if you SEE staff once you've paid your money and if some cunts texting, beeping, chatting and generally shitting all over the movie, you have 2 choices: fight them or ignore them.

Neither is what I just paid 8 fucking quid for.

I still brave it now and then but I go for late night showings midweek as they tend to be a lot quieter and there's less ice cream and gum on the seats, but if they all had decent policies of ejecting twats who don't know how to respect their fellow man in crowd situations like these guys do I might start giving them my money regularly again!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god yes.
Last film I saw in the 'proper' cinema was Tim Burton's Alice (in 3D).
Two tickets = virtually no change from £20.
And it wasn't proper 3D.
(I'm waiting until "Attack the Block" comes to the Cube (one of Bristol's many little arty cinemas))
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to remember reading
that the cinemas don't get much say in how tickets are priced (hence the huge mark up on snacks) though whether that's true or just an excuse I'm not entirely sure.

Unfortunately my nearest cinema now assigns you seat numbers which makes it trickier to avoid being sat next to or behind someone with no consideration for others. The last film I saw was Source Code and the girl next to me spent the entire time sending text messages only to proclaim to her friends at the end of it that she hadn't understood any of the film whatsoever. Gah.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post RE the last point
WHY do they go!? Is it purely to annoy everyone? Are they REALLY that lacking in any attention a room full of people cursing their very existence to them is better than nothing!?

Same as folks sticking their speakers in the windows and taking a can of lager out to wait for the first person to ask them to turn it down so they can have a fight about it; or wankers who make their tiny pathetic vehicle make as much noise as humanly possible so everyone notices them and what a shite vehicle it really is, I mean, GET A FUCKING LIFE!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Her friends seemed to have been paying attention, at any rate,
so I can only guess she just tagged along but wasn't really interested in the film. Judging by the price of tickets I'd have thought that they'd at least try to make an effort to enjoy it, though, and certainly not disrupt things for others.

I really can't understand people who persist in their behaviour when asked - repeatedly - to stop, but I guess we'll just have to live with them.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye guess so
in every biscuit selection there's at least 1 hard ginger everyone ignores... ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What was Source Code like?
I liked moon and have high hopes :-)...
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit late, sorry,
but I rather enjoyed it. It's definitely one I'd like to pick up for repeated viewings as I'm sure there's stuff I missed.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great!
...but read the last paragraph. wtf? merkins...
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
merkins latvians
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post d'oh
to be fair the entire rest of the article is about merkins...
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I expect that'll be autotuned over some drum & bass
before this day is done.
*I liked it*
 (I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That is awesome,
and would make me want to go to that cinema again, mucho kudos :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i always wept when i had to pay £9.20 to see X-men on Sunday
I don't have much money and it's quite a bit for 2 hours of entertainment. Please have some consideration!

Same with gigs too. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people that they can't go 15 minutes without checking their phones or talking?

I miss the Little Theatre in Bath :( stupid Odeon...
 (chocolatelemming, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Good for them
There's a special level of Hell awaiting cinema texters / talkers.
 (Leemondus, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:10, Reply)
This is a link post The greatest piece of cricket commentary..
..since 'the batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I missed that
cracking.

He's sooo dead right. The trouble I've had doing that without the right tools, fscking hilarious for my wife... Mind you that can be taken both ways in itself..
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *wipes away tears*
Favourite bit is the repeated "You know what I meant". You can FEEL his cheeks burning.
 (I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate cricket
but that's glee :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed listening to the original commentary
And then I laughed even more knowing what was coming!
 (Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful.
In a similar vein to the legendary long stabby thing
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Aggers, stop it!

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I was there!

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 4:06, Reply)
This is a link post Foo Fighters stealing from a small Liverpool band?
Multi Purpose Chemical were my favorite local band back when they where together and i just saw this today, coincidence?


EDIT: Yes probably just coincidence
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post theyve both seen the movie falling down?

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly
but MPC's video used to be played quite frequently on MTV on an up and comings section
 (Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen the movie falling down?
Both videos are based on scenes from the film.
 (I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah right, fair point, wasn't aware

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play.
Good film, worth watching!
 (I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Why would they care if someone ripped off their rip off? Also the foos video is one of the worst they've ever done - boring as shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post D FENS

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find
they're BOTH stealing from Shooting Stars..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZzaYz80QDA
 (Newshack is rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post mah topic ah ruined!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post DAFT TWAT

(Newshack is rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post nah not stealing...
i myself watched falling down the other day and thought:

crikey this is relevant today and someone should use this as a promo idea or something...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Trains FTW

(Billy Bucket, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post we get more like
Wall-e every day...

sorry, THEY get more like wall-e everyday.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just leave this here then...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

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