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This is a link post Me and missus just had a baby, and today I managed to rock him to sleep just a few moments ago, am I doing it right?
I'm not usually one for these gay RL announcements, but wanted to tell b3ta that just as he was born, when I held him in my arms and looked down at his tiny face, I just knew that he'd done a massive shit right into the pocket of the only trousers I had with me for the hospital stay. I had to wear my missus pants for the rest of the visit.

I'll always remember that sacred moment :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats bud :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations mate,
I had similarly practical thoughts when my son was born (he's 6 months now) like "he's got massive red bollocks, Jesus".

The start is hard going (as every fucker has been telling you for the last 9 months) but the thing to remember is that it is totally properly absolutely worth it. Even in the middle of the night when you'd give him away to a total stranger for free, totally worth it.

Congratualtions to you and your lady:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :-)
What people didn't warn me about is that the wailing is something they learn after a few days, at first we thought we had the calmest baby ever concieved.

He's yelling himself red right now ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Happened to me too
Me the wifeface sat there smugly telling our parents we had a "really placid baby" while they smiled knowingly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats.
Hard bloody work, but infinitely rewarding :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :-)
I'm looking forward to the delights in store, yesterday he did his first pee pee all over his mum, maybe he'll puke on me! ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post : )
congrats
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :-)
Tits o'clock is one of my babies favourite times ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post he he
I shall start doing more gifs at tits o clock soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Like father, like son :)

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post CONGRATULATIONS!

Daddy. [edit]congratulations now with 1000% extra child vomit
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :-)
Edit: Haha, is that you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Tabby is the one on the right. But it was taken about 4 years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to have a suede jacket only used when doing feedings for my boys
It was called "The bird strike jacket", and is no longer in existence. Fill in the blanks for yourselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if you insist...
*drops pants*
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post congrats.
Someone said to me 'say goodbye to sleep' which was an exaggeration, I managed to catch 30 minutes earlier today. ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
got it all to look forward to...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post If it gets too much for you, just sell him on the Internet.
Profit.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats!!!
Mine has his 21st birthday this week, and that very moment when he was born really does only feel like last week. Enjoy, keep smiling and pour all the love in the world into the little one so no matter if you make a mistake, they will still think you are ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats
My boy simultaneously pissed and shit on me within seconds of me holding him for the first time.

Fatherly advice...
When it all gets too hard (with the crying and lack of sleep etc), it's sometimes easy to think that it will be like that forever. But they do get older and easier to manage, and you will settle down into a routine that works.

Also look out for the best 'early' period - when they are old enough to be left alone (i.e. not held constantly), but not old enough to crawl...
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :-)
I'm a patient sort of a chap, I just keep thinking how frustrating it must be to be a baby and totally unable to say what's going on with all these new weird sensations they get on a daily basis :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats dude!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 3:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks! :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 6:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw....,nice one
......sleep no more

Happy emoticon time,
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats!
Mine's just over 4 weeks old now. Watch out for the farts and exploding poo stage ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post Harry Hill's Hornophone- the definition of SK shirley?
Well, obviously not the actual definition, more the embodiment. Anyway, smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post SK is reserved for things people don't mind seeing again and again.
This is Harry Hill. Much like Michael McIntyre, I don't even want to see him once.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Then close your eyes quick!

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Who said that? *fumbles around*

(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *Touches Kerrisis' soft bits*
ooh yeeah.

EDIT: I've turned into Tab Hunter!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi! Leave my Playdough alone!

(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You should be so lucky
honky-tonk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post God I love Harry.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:01, Reply)
This is a link post Woman ages 50 years in a few dsys.
Mystery illness, or switcheroo?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Just bollocks
People are a lot more ready to believe this stuff when it apparently happens in a culture very different from their own. I doubt the telegraph would have given it as much credence if the woman had been from the UK. Also, the only "evidence" is a picture of a young woman and another of an old woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just what happens when you marry the wrong genes.
Baltic women do that overnight too.

Geordie girls put on 9 stone & Scouse girls lose 9 stone.

It's just life.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Baltic women? Really?
You mean those beautiful Estonian blondes too? Pretty sure I've seen a fair share of Milfs.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post She has gone from five dorra sucky sucky
To looking like my scrotum
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post the chinese don't age well
www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=The_Chinese_Don't_Age_Well
 (swank, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
This is a link post If you won't throw the ball for me..
I will damn well do it for myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
Next up: Doggy will use basic tools; discover fire; tend to the land and become our four-legged overlord.
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever boy!
Almost worth getting a dog if it can look after itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)
This is a link post Clever Baby
^
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Soon they will get past the Kitchen drawer locks

(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Then they'll arm themselves with our knives.
From that point on it'll all be over. The babies will take over our lives!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Even problem-solving intelligence...

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:32, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Betty
No more hot pot
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)
This is a link post Stick Out Your Chin And Smile
RIP Betty Driver. Here she is singing in a film from 1938.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post Tom Waits For No One - Animated 1979 - John Lamb
Love him or hate him, this is a great vid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't beat a bit of Tom Waits
And I've never seen this before, so yay!!

I got a great live DVD of Tom Waits for about £3, which I always end up watching when I come home hammered.
Edit - It's on youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEk_jltoyoQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post TW for no one.
This is superb. I've been a TW fan since not long after this was made yet I've never seen it before. Thanks a million. Made my Sunday.
 (skyeman Doesn't live on Skye., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)
This is a link post Name the Very Large Array telescope
I was thinking Victoria's Secret Very Large Array.

Or Ron Jeremy Very Large Array...
 (I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I went with "Large Multiple Function Array Observatory"

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cosmos Observing Colossal Kinetic Stereoscopic Large Ultra Telescope

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post John Major Likes the Very Large Array

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Vladimir

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post My Penis is Very Large (array telescope)

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not as big as my cock but it's still a very large array

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Saddam Hussain's Immense Telescope With Hydraulically Operated Rotating Equipment.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post A Rare Gravy Lyre

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post WINNER

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Digital Astronomical Visualisation Equipment

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Splashy Pants

(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post An excellent choice.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, god....if there's any way in the world that we can make this happen...
Let's.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I met Ron Jeremy today,
He's in London signing bottles of rum..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post signing what?!!
.....oh....RUM! :P
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a more array

(UTB, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post High Intensity Telescope for Looking for Extrasolar Radiowaves

(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The world's eye?
Squint, LOL!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post clive

(swank, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I went with Very (extremely) Large (massive) Array
ie. VELMA
 (spiggytopes, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Very Large Array Charles.
this array goes to 11 !
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post "Sweaty poo fart"

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:56, Reply)
This is a link post I wondered where I left that

(Unbelievable Gumption Clogging your brain bits with bollocks since 1981., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish journos would realise that Google Earth at that level of detail isn't space, but aerial photos

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That could be a satellite image - they can resolve details to about one metre
So the Rabbit should be distinguishable from space.

I remember a school exercise where we had to work out the resolving power you could get with an optical lens that was the biggest it could possibly be and still fit inside the diameter of a rocket - it was about half a metre I think. Some physics experts can give the exact numbers.

Basically, it's physically impossible to optically resolve anything smaller than around 0.5 metres in size, so spy satellites can never read car plates or make out faces no matter what. Sadly mere laws of nature don't sway conspiracy theorists.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Not entirely true
The maximum resolving power of a single device is around half a metre as you say, but using synthetic aperture interferometry you can achieve a resolving power far greater than your individual sensors.

This is exactly the principle employed by the Very Large Array telescope linked above.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That's right
But I am compelled by the gods of pedantry to add that the VLA is using radio waves and is not an optical lens. While Synthetic Aperture arrays using optical telescopes have been created on the ground, popping one in space and getting useful data from it is still in the realms of sci-fi.

(Or at least that's what they want us to think! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!)
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it?
Personally, I'd be surprised if there weren't at least an experimental one up there right now.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)
This is a link post A cheap lol at Aniston

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I lol'd

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post me too heh

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Likewise :D

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
still would
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post Not wanting to start some weird wedding themed threadrush
but I got married yesterday so fuck it. We danced to this. It makes my insides mushy.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations.
Shouldn't you be on your honeymoon, rather than pissing about online? :)
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably
but we've gotta sort a few things out (family and friends), plus we have guests staying with us who couldn't afford accomodation after travelling. Also I've got to learn how to eat and sleep properly again at some point. I haven't done much of either for a week.
=o(
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post And how were the wedding night nuptials?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It makes his insides mushy

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I made HER ins-
No, too obvious.
The nuptials were good. We did sex. Not for the first time, either.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure Mrs Thunderwolf wants you to share every last detail
Do tell.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post congrats!
My wife and I danced to Time Bomb by Rancid at our wedding
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
Weddings should be about making the bride and groom happy, not pleasing everyong else. They should just be happy that the newlyweds are happy. I've sworn never to grumble about anything at a wedding reception as long as it goes as they planned.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
in spades :o) exactly what me and me wife said before we got married

oh, and congrats for yesterday!
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I shan't be getting married
but if I did my last dance of the night would be Too Drunk To Fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post Angry Hoolio - Where's My Keys? I made this!
I've not posted anything in a while I'm afraid. I've been hard at work on my album and trying to keep a roof over my head. Just in case you thought I'd died or something (sorry, still breathing), here's a link to a demo of one of the songs from the upcoming album, Absolute Bastard, on Soundcloud. I hope you all enjoy it.
 (Angry Hoolio Acarrotisascloseasarabbitevergetstoadiamond, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:10, Reply)
This is a link post Bruce Campbell, Zombies, Wedding theme day
well anti-theme themic
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post A Grandfather's Video Will
With added lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahaha Amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Please let this be real.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
I hope it is
 (I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here.
This is so Chris Morris, it hurts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking brilliant
The straight faced delivery is spectacular. And the beautifully racialist ending. Top marks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "Screw you, Ken."
Poor guy. XD

Every instinct tells me to be aware, that this might not be legit. I hope to Cthulhu it is, I really do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Why
is the webcam moving?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a vibrator next to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He seems to be coming onto me.
He keeps winking at me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)
This is a link post Teh 'I-fone'
.a history and other gadgetry.
(Spin Its a thing., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
that looks very like Thomas Nilssons style/music choice etc etc. Nice, I likes ;o)

Here's one ion a very similar vein also by nilsson: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LF5M9nlFQs
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Also this:
Röyksopp - Remind me
(WiggZ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yess I fucking love this!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post More Jobs Worship *Rolleyes*
Most stuff in that vid (NeXTSTEP, OSX, iOS) that wouldn't have existed without Dennis Ritchie.

www.zdnet.co.uk/news/business-of-it/2011/10/13/dennis-ritchie-father-of-unix-and-c-dies-40094176/

The lack of interest in the passing of a truly great innovator who has died in the shadow of a snakeoil salesman say much about today's society.

*Flounces*
 (Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not wrong.
RIP dmr.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, ^this.
Hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Thisthisthishtthisthis!

(I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)
This is a link post Morning /links! How are you? Here, have some West German 1970's sibling pop.....
....because, you deserve it for being ever so lovely :D x
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post :D :D

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What in God's name is stuck on his head?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, German ladies have legs that start from just under their boobies.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you!
Have the always worrying Heino as thanks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULaVwNOMzTU
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)
This is a link post This is one dramatic non fight!
two (deaf) old men having a diagreement..
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post looks slightly fake

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)

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