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This is a link post Mark E Smith Interviewed by b3ta's favourate comedian

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay- I'll listen to that when I get home.
I'm guessing I'm in a tiny minority of people who like MES & SL...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too, me too!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post +1 here.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I see Mr Smith around town quite a bit, he's nearly always absolutely hammered.
The Fall are playing on the 31st March at Jabez Clegg, only £12 a ticket, shame i'd rather be gang-raped rather than go to Jabez Clegg ever again.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going
... and yes, Jabez is a shame, but there's a pretty decent bill for £12
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post If i end up going i'll let you know mate, not a bad line-up for £12 at all.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Or you could just do the gang rape thing with me

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted a link about it the other day
and a couple of others said they were going or might be.

Mini bash?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly, i'll let you know matey.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello Manchester!
I might be going to that
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going.
Might be persuaded to pop my B3ta bash cherry...!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Do it!!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post If there's a way to identify the B3tans there,
then I'll certainly say hello.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll Calendar it
Edit: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24253

Edit II - Calendar entry edited with a cunning spot-the-b3tan plan
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Jabez Clegg?
Good grief. Couldn't they find somewhere with better catering facilities?

The Didsbury Lawn Bowls club has a charming tearoom and a lawn for a marquee.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Last time i was there someone took a dump in the urinal.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Didsbury Lawn Bowls club has a problem with that. Famous for it
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd just like to point out that was at Jabez Clegg and it wasn't me.
Believe.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you never heard of toilet bowls?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A marquee smith?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been to some good gigs and private parties at JC over the years...
including Venetian Snares and seeing a friend support Whitehouse.

But I'm sure the regular club nights there are pretty horrendous.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Whitehouse? "My Cock is on Fire" Whitehouse!?
Oof. There's a (loud) blast from the past.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
I've seen founding member William Bennett's current project, Cut Hands, twice in the last few months (once in Poland and once in Manchester a few weeks ago).
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting Stubbo.
:(
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post SL is a dickhead.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post no he isn't
you're just being silly.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He is.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a link post Beam me up, Pete - Star Trek AR I made this!
Messing around with Aurasma at work.

Edit: You're a star, thanks. I promise I did check the FAQs.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post On the youtube page click Share > Options > Long Link
Use that one in the URL field.

Everyone got that? 0_0
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I asked cr3 to fix youtu.be links
He said he would but we're still waiting.

Lazy bastard.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Where/when can I buy this?!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a link post Instrumental version of Gary Numan's "Complex" wot I done and did do I made this!
Overdid the Moogs a bit here, heavy on the polymoog and what have you but feck it. Probably more than one duff note.

This is what I managed to fill my time in with while I couldn't sleep :-)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a link post Stenderz, Ep8, the NWA Straight Outta Compton ONe I made this!
Rap parody from Stenderz.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Riding through the glen...

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post robin schmidt, robin schmidt
with his loaf of bread
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch it, he'll come back tomorrow and slag you off when you're not looking.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It does seem to be his MO.
Why can't he just say Hello to us all?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post He seems to hate us all but still uses us for his own ends, just like a certain bad uncle i have.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the part where i ...
Oh never mind.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Uncle Barry? Is that you?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. And this video irritated me because I saw no men in tights. I did see a guy with questionable facial hair, another who swings his arms and stoops while he walks and a bunch of other guys following said guy around.
How can one be rebellious when they are still making the same type of music their grandparents listened to?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's because they're unfunny, carbon copy, mouth breathing cunts with zero musical ability.
And whilst i'm ranting.
Wearing a baseball cap under a hood was dated 10 fucking years ago.
You just look like a twat.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely not cricket.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello All
Done.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Waves
Hello Robin.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would I bother slagging you off?
You all do a great job of making yourselves look like idiots, no need for me to get involved at all!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA, internet argument!!
What a twat.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I never said I wasn't a twat
For that is exactly what I am, which is clearly why I'm here...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hypocrite.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Touché

(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the UK banned all pistols.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You guys are hilarious...
a member for 1 year, 4 months and 6 days
has posted 0 messages on the main board
has posted 0 messages on the talk board
has posted 15 messages on the links board
(including 10 links)
has posted 0 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
They liked 0 pictures, 2 links, 0 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone should probably say 'Hello' to him, has that been tried yet?
Also, whoop you can use copy and paste.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You guys are hilarious...

a member for 7 months and 11 days
has posted 1 messages on the main board
has posted 0 messages on the talk board
has posted 748 messages on the links board
(including 52 links)
has posted 3 stories and 4 replies on question of the week
They liked 1 pictures, 216 links, 1 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers.

Whoop I can use copy and paste.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoWtY_h4xo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried that to no avail
I guess the bloke actually has a life in the real world.
::Sulks jealously::
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I kept phoning him and sending emails but he just won't answer.
I even sent him a bunch of flowers.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried evisceration with a splintered broom handle?
Might get their attention.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm - sweet evisceration...

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I've give it a go
It's usually foolproof
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post heaven forbid someone should post a link on the Links board!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you fucking cunt.
You will NOT cheapen NWA with your fucking unfunny eastenders shite.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oops
I guess we did. Damn, not much to be done about it is there?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You could delete it?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I could
But then we'd lose this comment thread and people would miss reminding themselves how clever they've been
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Never 4get.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Works for me.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Good idea.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It speaks!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post be fair, it's not like he could make that meaningless garbage any worse

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
See, that worked.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
See Bready. Told you it'd pay off in the end.

(Oh and allowing the appearance of only being here to pimp your stuff and never interacting is what happened to piss people off. Replying is good. Commenting on other people's links is also good)

I'll have a look at your link now
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Then consider this an official apology
Wasn't aware that it was such a dialogue heavy community, thanks for letting me know.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post another good tip is to post your link
on /talk - you get twice as many views.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, what did I do?
Seriously, impressed that I've managed to piss this many people off. I don't hate anyone, I thought this was a place where you could post stuff. If I was wrong then my bad, we've posted stuff here before and no-one gave us as much shit as you guys have. That's your prerogative of course, and if you don't like it then you're completely right to say so. Otherwise, I guess just keep hating on me and I'll keep posting, it seems to keep you busy.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post We like a bit of interaction.
That way when you get famous we can say we knew you. B3ta is more of a community than just a message board.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
Otherwise it just feels like rape.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Understood
Thought this was more like Antville, but it appears it wasn't. I will try harder!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Just make sure
you comment and 'like' when I post a link. I don't really care about the others.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, sorry, given the lyrics and images in the video it appears that violence and hate is an essential part of your raison d'etre.
Unless the wrong link was accidentally posted. In which case, hello.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Not at all
If you've seen Eastenders recently it's pretty much all there is, guns, violence, people getting killed. Gangsta rap might be twenty years old now but it's still relevant now weirdly.

Look at some of our videos in this series, there's a whole mix of thangs.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "it seems to keep you busy"
Now you're getting the hang of it!
Hello
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just nice when people take part in the community
rather than just posting their stuff and legging it.

I mean, The Guardian called b3ta a "puerile digital arts community" not a "puerile digital arts... whatever-the-opposite-of-a-community-is".

So there you have it, if you're only interested in driving more traffic to your videos - fair enough, but what does it matter what we b3tans think anyway?

If you're genuinely trying to be part of the community, JOIN IN for badgers sake!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah look, we're all making friends now!
Thanks for the headsup everyone, never wanted to be a prick, just had blinkers on and didn't see the commoonity. Consider me suitably chastened, riding through the glen, batman, redbreast, whatever.

Bows.

Retreats.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And you donated, great stuff matey....

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ^That
If you join in, B3ta can be quite rewarding. It is a bit like a good local pub. Every one sort of knows everyone on nodding terms. There are squabbles, the odd arsehole and so on, but on the whole we are all here for the same thing and the majority are decent people who will help out with all sorts of advice and encouragement if you really need it. If you don't, then there is some wonderful piss taking to give and recieve as well. It's fun.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Who are you callIng "an odd arsehole"?
Maybe I went overboard a little if he's taking part now all to the good.
Next step will be to post on other peoples links.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post i think you'll find sundae is referring to me...

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I was talking generally, not this thread.
And I'm right up there with the biggest arseholes of the lot on occasion, without doubt. I've been told so often enough!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well.... That's alright then. I'ld rather be a cunt than an arsehole any day.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Consider yourself ignored, moron.
(old joke)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll go cry in the corner
Oh. No, wait, no, no I won't.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *bums*

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Now go get your fuckin' shinebox.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You just need to bear in mind that this particular board
is where all the autistic thumbs-down Youtubers hang out on their lunch break. If you don't tell them how great their own links are, then they'll attack you like a pack of feral mink when you post something of your own.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooooh!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Steady on, some of us have feelings you know...
Also the mood of the rabid mob is changing since he started responding.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Amen

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:24, Reply)
This is a link post Pissed up bloke tries to ride a bicycle but has a problem with his trousers.
A crowd of people gather to mock him :-)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Quality mocking.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it
drunk people having transport problems day?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently!
And does it seem like the advent of portable video devices has corresponded directly with the reduction of people helping others? That and the increase of a-holes who watch/encourage fights instead of breaking them up?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Anyway, Ill contribute this oldie: www.youtube.com/watch?v=95oe5ab9zs0
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post FlexiBack!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
What happened to you?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Mouthbummed by a tramp

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds GREAT!
Send the pix.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Mouthbummed
You think you're jaded and aware of all the stuff, then someone surprises you with "mouthbummed".
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean the word?
Or is there something you'd like to share with the group?
*unzips*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm on a horse.
Edit: No i'm not, bollocks.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
As soon as I read the description I thought "Pissflaps would probably like this kind of thing", and then I saw the poster...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's actually happened to me
fortunately not filmed
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a link post Investigative reporter in hard hitting piece!
Edit: Didn't embed. Hint: it involves a reporter and a sign post.
Edit2: Thanks old buddy, old sock, old pal.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post take the bit between the ? and the v out
edit - no probs, idea stolen from bela lugosi's dad :)
edit2 - haha that's awesome, poor sod!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post only on youtube could you find a completely innocent, non-provocative video, and find a comment like:
"I Like the part where i fuck your mother up the ass while your dad watchs you little fucking bitch."
within milliseconds
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the sort of thing I would write.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
would did.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post nah
pissflaps would rather be fucking the dad... he is a daddyfucker ;)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is mom during all this?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post dogs!
imgur.com/4FE5L
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the part where i fuck your mother up the ass while your dad watches, you little fucking bitch.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what she said.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Good weekend, then, eh Bready?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Intense.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, good work Sir!
It's still a bit too chilly for camping over this way :-(
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Coat------->

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *Hangs head*
*shuffles off*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post must have missed that bit
*rewatches*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post Working From Home I made this!
Flexible working: surely the way forward?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoar, is that you?
*checks profile* - "My favourite pudding is creme brulee." Sorry love, it's over.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, I wish
That's my mate. I do the behind the camera bit. No news on her views re: creme brulee.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Please pass on my Phwoar.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Consider it done
Shall I thrown in some trouser-rubbing? She might like that.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps a coy glance over the top of a teacup.
As an Englishman I consider trouser-rubbing to be a marriage proposal.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
In that case, she gets a trouser rub from me!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Frottage!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the part where i fuck your mother up the ass while your dad watches, you little fucking bitch.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny that
That was my favourite bit too.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously I don't. But I did like your vid.
b3ta.com/links/763188 (just in case)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
And it was still my favourite bit.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been working from home for a couple of years now - it's 'king brill!
Trouble is that I don't get a salary.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Unlike you, I get lots of raises.
About five times a day. Six, if I include her in the vid.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd give her a flexible working over...
I feel big shame now.

/gets_coat
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a link post Press release from the Russian Embassy in London
The press officer appears to have found the keys to the drinks cabinet.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "Shakespeare was and still is your ticket to immortality, F. Dostoevsky being ours. Everything else is petty and minor."
Stern stuff.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ... and nine months later, Prince Harry was born

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ba-Dum Tisshhh!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post I'm trying to animate a teddy bear for a project... I made this!
Might I enquire what people think?...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that I am now afraid of teddy bears.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^ What she said.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post well, he's certainly not going for a picnic! not bad animation though.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks good
from here.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww, lovely.
He does have a slight limp though.
Clicky for cuteness
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice animation
The camera does shake about a bit, but if it's an arty video, then it might add to the effect.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 0:13, Reply)
This is a link post Siri UK
"Sometimes it's not shit."
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post very good

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post good and true
and thing
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post So good I watched it twice

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *clicks*
Fortunately for me I live in Dalston... *smugs*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the part where i fuck your mother up the ass while your dad watches, you little fucking bitch.

(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 5:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too

(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post Man decides to do something involving a car.
Hilarity ensues.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post in Russia car get sick in you

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way he just sticks him back in the car!!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, it had a happy ending.
For the first minute or so, I thought I was watching a video of some poor bloke having a heart attack.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post or even worst,
a video of a man drowning in a puddle.

0:50 makes you understand how that's possible
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a link post Target ... our forces
Oddly enough our forces now dress in Yank uniforms... top pic

Sponsored by Sun Links Theme Day
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's supposed to be a US troop.
It's about the idiot yank who took out a load of civvies. Article is right. First thing I said when I heard about it. One person just set us back many years.
I was mistaken for a while in Iraq as being American. They were lovely to us once they realised we were Brits.
That was wearing desert DPM.
We're even harder to separate now we wear MTP and the yanks have their Multicam. We look the same.
Quite easy to mix us up and 'revenge attack' the wrong people.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course...
The Americans mix us up all the time....with the enemy.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't you stick a little flag out the top of your helmet?
Like a sandcastle.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Cue minesweeper jokes

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a colourful "Prince Albert"..?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i tried that once but it hurt
when i pushed the flagpole in
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Taliban probably won't give a fuck because it's only people wot got deaded.
If, on the other hand, a koran got slightly touched by an INFIDEL KAFFIR then a worldwide mass-murder bombing campaign would be entirely justified.

And the obligatory burning embassy fun of course.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yanks already did it.
Last week. Burned a few. Uproar. Fire. Threats. Apologies.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame the Yanks only burned a few korans.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post FIRE!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah and it's a shame that the "world-wide bombing campaign" never happened
because if it had then your above comment/prediction would have been totally validated.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I say that the "world-wide bombing campaign" had happened?
I think you must be a muslim lefty lesbian with one leg & AIDS.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a FEMINAZI ISLAMOWHORE
According to the sticker on my chest.

and no you didn't say that it had, but your post does say "if a koran had been burned" etc, etc. Which is why I interpreted your meaning in the way I did"
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The Media is a strange beast.
It is indeed tragic that 16 innocent people were killed in this way. But in the last week over 20 Palestinians were killed by the Isreali military. That fact hardly gets a paragraph in the press.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Very true
I think the day the slaughter happened Israel had bombed the crap out of Gaza and killed kids, happy days.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a link post Yoda 2012 I made this!
Help bring the rebel leader to justice.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Missed the boat on that one, mate.
In the UK, "Yoda" is already a sell-out cunt for advertising tax-dodging cuntfucks Vodafone.
Also, I think I missed the jokes. Sorry.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yoda is a fucking bastard.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Little green cunt.
also how he gets to die peacefully in his bed after a long life whilst every other fucker gets mown down violently suffering horrible premature deaths?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post because he's a coward.
Most experienced and powerful Jedi in the galaxy? He sure is, yet when the going gets tough, the toughest went and fucked off to a jungle planet to hide.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a link post What do you get if you put a severed head on a tortoise? Well I wasn't expecting that. NSFW
Wandering around the internet I came across "Clip Joint" and monthly show by Iain Lee and Dougie Anderson. This was one of previous guest Bob Mortimer's choices. NSFW as it's turns out wrong, very wrong.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Breaking Bad....
is some good telly!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, can't wait for the final season in July
though it has ruined Malcolm In the Middle for me ahahah
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing him in Saving Private Ryan
did it for me.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye
Best show I've seen for a good long while.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Why's he helping the ones screaming first?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Because he's completely out of his depth
and will consequently return to his job in New Mexico suffering from PTSD.
Well, you did ask.
If you haven't seen it, get the box-sets from season one.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks a bit like the shield before it got all silly with the Armenian mob stuff

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a link post War nightmare sequence NSFW I made this!
Part of a dream-sequence for my upcoming feature film. The main character dreams about a rather explicit scene from an educational film he's seen. Then Vietnam flashbacks (not from own experience but from stories he's heard about it - second-hand memories so to speak). Then the embryo bunnies transform into creepy furby-dolls. ENJOY! ;)

(By the way, this was made as a taster for the film for various crowd funding websites. If anyone would like to vote for this film (via e-mail or facebook), it would be much appreciated!) www.filmangel.tv/artist/LukeCarpenter
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post Does he have a french accent?
Still, it's vomit time
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ben Lecomte, Extreme sports swimmer is going to swim across the Pacific Ocean in an effort to motivate
and inspire people that are struggling today. His message is to not give up and reach for your dreams.
Join Ben on his journey of inspiration, motivation and the ultimate test of endurance. A Ridgeline production.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post For the second time in one week, I'm the first person to thumbs-down that video!
GO ME!

:D

edit: that a
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 'ah am inviding everyone to follow me...
every step of the way'

erm...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he gets raped by a rape-shark
Latin name: Rapeyus Sharkeybastard
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "stuprant pistrix"

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post is he swimming it or will he swim a couple of miles and then get in a nice warm boat several times?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what his total lard use will be for the entire journey.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't be the only person
that hopes he gets eaten by a shark, can I?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post best Youtube comment
"I was the first person to thumb down this fucking shit! :D

I hope I inspire other like minded individuals to do the same.

P.S. I hope he gets raped by a rape shark and drowns."
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post my feelings exactly

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmm.......You're not going to win any prizes for guessing the identity of "catsAreRubbish",
are you?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww, thanks ;)

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a link post Iceberg blowing up/collapsing
Embedding thing is as annoying as the people in this video
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Delete everything between watch? and v=

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Safe.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post R.i.P Fortress of solitude.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post A shame about all the shrieking
That would have been quite awesome otherwise
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post If only they'd been closer
Much closer. Damn and blast.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post why the fuck..
Do American's feel the need to cheer everything.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought Legless was a Geordie.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking hate American whooping
I'm surprised they didn't start shouting "USA...USA...USA..."
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a link post Bacon saves lives by stopping bleeding.
Well it's news to me...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there nothing bacon can't do?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Turn people vegetarian.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Gizmodo
Never any original content... cunts

Here's the original story btw www.guardian.co.uk/education/2012/jan/23/improbable-research-pork-nosebleeds
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post So you could use one of these for a fanny pad and have a tasty snack after?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)

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