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Mark E Smith Interviewed by b3ta's favourate comedian
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:55,
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Yay- I'll listen to that when I get home.
I'm guessing I'm in a tiny minority of people who like MES & SL...
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:58,
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Me too, me too!
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Pig Bodine., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:02,
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+1 here.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:02,
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I see Mr Smith around town quite a bit, he's nearly always absolutely hammered.
The Fall are playing on the 31st March at Jabez Clegg, only £12 a ticket, shame i'd rather be gang-raped rather than go to Jabez Clegg ever again.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:05,
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I'm going
... and yes, Jabez is a shame, but there's a pretty decent bill for £12
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:11,
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If i end up going i'll let you know mate, not a bad line-up for £12 at all.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:12,
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Or you could just do the gang rape thing with me
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:14,
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I posted a link about it the other day
and a couple of others said they were going or might be.
Mini bash?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:15,
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Possibly, i'll let you know matey.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:19,
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Hello Manchester!
I might be going to that
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:35,
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I'm going.
Might be persuaded to pop my B3ta bash cherry...!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:05,
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Do it!!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:34,
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If there's a way to identify the B3tans there,
then I'll certainly say hello.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:51,
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I'll Calendar it
Edit: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24253
Edit II - Calendar entry edited with a cunning spot-the-b3tan plan
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:52,
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Jabez Clegg?
Good grief. Couldn't they find somewhere with better catering facilities?
The Didsbury Lawn Bowls club has a charming tearoom and a lawn for a marquee.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:54,
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Last time i was there someone took a dump in the urinal.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:25,
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Didsbury Lawn Bowls club has a problem with that. Famous for it
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:11,
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I'd just like to point out that was at Jabez Clegg and it wasn't me.
Believe.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:31,
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Have you never heard of toilet bowls?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:18,
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A marquee smith?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:03,
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:D
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:19,
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I've been to some good gigs and private parties at JC over the years...
including Venetian Snares and seeing a friend support Whitehouse.
But I'm sure the regular club nights there are pretty horrendous.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:49,
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Whitehouse? "My Cock is on Fire" Whitehouse!?
Oof. There's a (loud) blast from the past.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:19,
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Yep.
I've seen founding member William Bennett's current project, Cut Hands, twice in the last few months (once in Poland and once in Manchester a few weeks ago).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:16,
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I was expecting Stubbo.
:(
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:10,
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SL is a dickhead.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:13,
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no he isn't
you're just being silly.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:40,
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He is.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:28,
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Beam me up, Pete - Star Trek AR
I made this!
Messing around with Aurasma at work.
Edit: You're a star, thanks. I promise I did check the FAQs.
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kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:42,
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On the youtube page click Share > Options > Long Link
Use that one in the URL field.
Everyone got that? 0_0
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:50,
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I asked cr3 to fix youtu.be links
He said he would but we're still waiting.
Lazy bastard.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:01,
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Where/when can I buy this?!
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magictoast, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:12,
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Instrumental version of Gary Numan's "Complex" wot I done and did do
I made this!
Overdid the Moogs a bit here, heavy on the polymoog and what have you but feck it. Probably more than one duff note.
This is what I managed to fill my time in with while I couldn't sleep :-)
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oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:39,
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Stenderz, Ep8, the NWA Straight Outta Compton ONe
I made this!
Rap parody from Stenderz.
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:17,
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Riding through the glen...
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:20,
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robin schmidt, robin schmidt
with his loaf of bread
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:22,
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Watch it, he'll come back tomorrow and slag you off when you're not looking.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:23,
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It does seem to be his MO.
Why can't he just say Hello to us all?
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:24,
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He seems to hate us all but still uses us for his own ends, just like a certain bad uncle i have.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:27,
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I like the part where i ...
Oh never mind.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:27,
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Uncle Barry? Is that you?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:34,
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Yes. And this video irritated me because I saw no men in tights. I did see a guy with questionable facial hair, another who swings his arms and stoops while he walks and a bunch of other guys following said guy around.
How can one be rebellious when they are still making the same type of music their grandparents listened to?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:37,
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It's because they're unfunny, carbon copy, mouth breathing cunts with zero musical ability.
And whilst i'm ranting.
Wearing a baseball cap under a hood was dated 10 fucking years ago.
You just look like a twat.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:49,
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Definitely not cricket.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:55,
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Hello All
Done.
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:15,
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Waves
Hello Robin.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:35,
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Why would I bother slagging you off?
You all do a great job of making yourselves look like idiots, no need for me to get involved at all!
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:10,
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HAHAHA, internet argument!!
What a twat.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:23,
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I never said I wasn't a twat
For that is exactly what I am, which is clearly why I'm here...
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:22,
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Hypocrite.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:34,
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Touché
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:27,
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I thought the UK banned all pistols.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:29,
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You guys are hilarious...
a member for 1 year, 4 months and 6 days
has posted 0 messages on the main board
has posted 0 messages on the talk board
has posted 15 messages on the links board
(including 10 links)
has posted 0 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
They liked 0 pictures, 2 links, 0 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:34,
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Someone should probably say 'Hello' to him, has that been tried yet?
Also, whoop you can use copy and paste.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:37,
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You guys are hilarious...
a member for 7 months and 11 days
has posted 1 messages on the main board
has posted 0 messages on the talk board
has posted 748 messages on the links board
(including 52 links)
has posted 3 stories and 4 replies on question of the week
They liked 1 pictures, 216 links, 1 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers.
Whoop I can use copy and paste.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoWtY_h4xo
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:41,
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I tried that to no avail
I guess the bloke actually has a life in the real world.
::Sulks jealously::
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:43,
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I kept phoning him and sending emails but he just won't answer.
I even sent him a bunch of flowers.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:52,
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Have you tried evisceration with a splintered broom handle?
Might get their attention.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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Mmmm - sweet evisceration...

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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:24,
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I've give it a go
It's usually foolproof
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:07,
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heaven forbid someone should post a link on the Links board!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:19,
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Oh you fucking cunt.
You will NOT cheapen NWA with your fucking unfunny eastenders shite.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:43,
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Oops
I guess we did. Damn, not much to be done about it is there?
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:11,
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You could delete it?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:13,
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I could
But then we'd lose this comment thread and people would miss reminding themselves how clever they've been
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:16,
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Never 4get.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:18,
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Works for me.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:17,
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Good idea.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:25,
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It speaks!
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:14,
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be fair, it's not like he could make that meaningless garbage any worse
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:20,
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Hello
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:06,
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Hello
See, that worked.
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:09,
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Yay!
See Bready. Told you it'd pay off in the end.
(Oh and allowing the appearance of only being here to pimp your stuff and never interacting is what happened to piss people off. Replying is good. Commenting on other people's links is also good)
I'll have a look at your link now
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:14,
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Then consider this an official apology
Wasn't aware that it was such a dialogue heavy community, thanks for letting me know.
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:18,
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another good tip is to post your link
on /talk - you get twice as many views.
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mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 1:49,
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Wow, what did I do?
Seriously, impressed that I've managed to piss this many people off. I don't hate anyone, I thought this was a place where you could post stuff. If I was wrong then my bad, we've posted stuff here before and no-one gave us as much shit as you guys have. That's your prerogative of course, and if you don't like it then you're completely right to say so. Otherwise, I guess just keep hating on me and I'll keep posting, it seems to keep you busy.
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:08,
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Hello.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:09,
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We like a bit of interaction.
That way when you get famous we can say we knew you. B3ta is more of a community than just a message board.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:17,
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^This^
Otherwise it just feels like rape.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:22,
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Understood
Thought this was more like Antville, but it appears it wasn't. I will try harder!
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:22,
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Just make sure
you comment and 'like' when I post a link. I don't really care about the others.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:24,
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Ahahaha!
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:26,
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Wow, sorry, given the lyrics and images in the video it appears that violence and hate is an essential part of your raison d'etre.
Unless the wrong link was accidentally posted. In which case, hello.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:16,
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Not at all
If you've seen Eastenders recently it's pretty much all there is, guns, violence, people getting killed. Gangsta rap might be twenty years old now but it's still relevant now weirdly.
Look at some of our videos in this series, there's a whole mix of thangs.
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:21,
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"it seems to keep you busy"
Now you're getting the hang of it!
Hello
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:16,
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It's just nice when people take part in the community
rather than just posting their stuff and legging it.
I mean, The Guardian called b3ta a "puerile digital arts community" not a "puerile digital arts... whatever-the-opposite-of-a-community-is".
So there you have it, if you're only interested in driving more traffic to your videos - fair enough, but what does it matter what we b3tans think anyway?
If you're genuinely trying to be part of the community, JOIN IN for badgers sake!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:25,
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Ah look, we're all making friends now!
Thanks for the headsup everyone, never wanted to be a prick, just had blinkers on and didn't see the commoonity. Consider me suitably chastened, riding through the glen, batman, redbreast, whatever.
Bows.
Retreats.
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:27,
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And you donated, great stuff matey....
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:37,
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^That
If you join in, B3ta can be quite rewarding. It is a bit like a good local pub. Every one sort of knows everyone on nodding terms. There are squabbles, the odd arsehole and so on, but on the whole we are all here for the same thing and the majority are decent people who will help out with all sorts of advice and encouragement if you really need it. If you don't, then there is some wonderful piss taking to give and recieve as well. It's fun.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:52,
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Who are you callIng "an odd arsehole"?
Maybe I went overboard a little if he's taking part now all to the good.
Next step will be to post on other peoples links.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:29,
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i think you'll find sundae is referring to me...
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tickle I was away, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:36,
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I was talking generally, not this thread.
And I'm right up there with the biggest arseholes of the lot on occasion, without doubt. I've been told so often enough!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:45,
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Well.... That's alright then. I'ld rather be a cunt than an arsehole any day.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:05,
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Consider yourself ignored, moron.
(old joke)
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:23,
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I'll go cry in the corner
Oh. No, wait, no, no I won't.
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:25,
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*bums*
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tickle I was away, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:31,
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Now go get your fuckin' shinebox.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:12,
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You just need to bear in mind that this particular board
is where all the autistic thumbs-down Youtubers hang out on their lunch break. If you don't tell them how great their own links are, then they'll attack you like a pack of feral mink when you post something of your own.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:21,
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Oooooooh!

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:24,
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Steady on, some of us have feelings you know...
Also the mood of the rabid mob is changing since he started responding.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:40,
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Amen
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:24,
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Quality mocking.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:11,
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Is it
drunk people having transport problems day?
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:12,
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Apparently!
And does it seem like the advent of portable video devices has corresponded directly with the reduction of people helping others? That and the increase of a-holes who watch/encourage fights instead of breaking them up?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:20,
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Agreed
Anyway, Ill contribute this oldie: www.youtube.com/watch?v=95oe5ab9zs0
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:23,
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FlexiBack!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:32,
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Why?
What happened to you?
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:21,
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Mouthbummed by a tramp
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:50,
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That sounds GREAT!
Send the pix.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:53,
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Mouthbummed
You think you're jaded and aware of all the stuff, then someone surprises you with "mouthbummed".
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:02,
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You mean the word?
Or is there something you'd like to share with the group?
*unzips*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:06,
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I'm on a horse.
Edit: No i'm not, bollocks.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:22,
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Haha
As soon as I read the description I thought "Pissflaps would probably like this kind of thing", and then I saw the poster...
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:49,
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That's actually happened to me
fortunately not filmed
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robinschmidt Robin Schmidt, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:25,
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Investigative reporter in hard hitting piece!
Edit: Didn't embed. Hint: it involves a reporter and a sign post.
Edit2: Thanks old buddy, old sock, old pal.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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take the bit between the ? and the v out
edit - no probs, idea stolen from bela lugosi's dad :)
edit2 - haha that's awesome, poor sod!
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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:10,
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only on youtube could you find a completely innocent, non-provocative video, and find a comment like:
"I Like the part where i fuck your mother up the ass while your dad watchs you little fucking bitch."
within milliseconds
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:18,
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It's the sort of thing I would write.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:27,
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would did.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:44,
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nah
pissflaps would rather be fucking the dad... he is a daddyfucker ;)
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:14,
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Where is mom during all this?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:23,
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dogs!
imgur.com/4FE5L
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:26,
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I like the part where i fuck your mother up the ass while your dad watches, you little fucking bitch.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:24,
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That's what she said.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:27,
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Good weekend, then, eh Bready?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:28,
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Intense.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:29,
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Ah, good work Sir!
It's still a bit too chilly for camping over this way :-(
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:43,
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Coat------->
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:05,
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*Hangs head*
*shuffles off*
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:26,
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must have missed that bit
*rewatches*
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:39,
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Working From Home
I made this!
Flexible working: surely the way forward?
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heckzecutive is probably fail, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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Phwoar, is that you?
*checks profile* - "My favourite pudding is creme brulee." Sorry love, it's over.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:13,
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Ha, I wish
That's my mate. I do the behind the camera bit. No news on her views re: creme brulee.
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heckzecutive is probably fail, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:14,
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Please pass on my Phwoar.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:16,
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Consider it done
Shall I thrown in some trouser-rubbing? She might like that.
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heckzecutive is probably fail, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:16,
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Perhaps a coy glance over the top of a teacup.
As an Englishman I consider trouser-rubbing to be a marriage proposal.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:23,
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In that case, she gets a trouser rub from me!
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BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:40,
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Frottage!
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:45,
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I like the part where i fuck your mother up the ass while your dad watches, you little fucking bitch.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:36,
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Funny that
That was my favourite bit too.
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heckzecutive is probably fail, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:40,
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Obviously I don't. But I did like your vid.
b3ta.com/links/763188 (just in case)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:45,
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I know
And it was still my favourite bit.
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heckzecutive is probably fail, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:46,
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I've been working from home for a couple of years now - it's 'king brill!
Trouble is that I don't get a salary.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:47,
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Unlike you, I get lots of raises.
About five times a day. Six, if I include her in the vid.
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:57,
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I'd give her a flexible working over...
I feel big shame now.
/gets_coat
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teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:29,
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Press release from the Russian Embassy in London
The press officer appears to have found the keys to the drinks cabinet.
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WeirdWeb, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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"Shakespeare was and still is your ticket to immortality, F. Dostoevsky being ours. Everything else is petty and minor."
Stern stuff.
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teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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... and nine months later, Prince Harry was born
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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Ba-Dum Tisshhh!
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:50,
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I'm trying to animate a teddy bear for a project...
I made this!
Might I enquire what people think?...
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:16,
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I think that I am now afraid of teddy bears.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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^^^ What she said.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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well, he's certainly not going for a picnic! not bad animation though.
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:25,
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Looks good
from here.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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Awww, lovely.
He does have a slight limp though.
Clicky for cuteness
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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Nice animation
The camera does shake about a bit, but if it's an arty video, then it might add to the effect.
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User #86772, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 0:13,
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Siri UK
"Sometimes it's not shit."
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:09,
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Very good.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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very good
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King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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good and true
and thing
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teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:43,
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So good I watched it twice
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:58,
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*clicks*
Fortunately for me I live in Dalston... *smugs*
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DeadEyeDick, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:58,
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I like the part where i fuck your mother up the ass while your dad watches, you little fucking bitch.
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Mark Barber's dirty secret, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 5:45,
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Me too
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:12,
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in Russia car get sick in you
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teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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I like the way he just sticks him back in the car!!
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serge, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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Ah, it had a happy ending.
For the first minute or so, I thought I was watching a video of some poor bloke having a heart attack.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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or even worst,
a video of a man drowning in a puddle.
0:50 makes you understand how that's possible
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frox, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:16,
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Target ... our forces
Oddly enough our forces now dress in Yank uniforms... top pic
Sponsored by Sun Links Theme Day
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:57,
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It's supposed to be a US troop.
It's about the idiot yank who took out a load of civvies. Article is right. First thing I said when I heard about it. One person just set us back many years.
I was mistaken for a while in Iraq as being American. They were lovely to us once they realised we were Brits.
That was wearing desert DPM.
We're even harder to separate now we wear MTP and the yanks have their Multicam. We look the same.
Quite easy to mix us up and 'revenge attack' the wrong people.
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14,
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Of course...
The Americans mix us up all the time....with the enemy.
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:17,
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Can't you stick a little flag out the top of your helmet?
Like a sandcastle.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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Cue minesweeper jokes
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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Like a colourful "Prince Albert"..?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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i tried that once but it hurt
when i pushed the flagpole in
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:18,
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Taliban probably won't give a fuck because it's only people wot got deaded.
If, on the other hand, a koran got slightly touched by an INFIDEL KAFFIR then a worldwide mass-murder bombing campaign would be entirely justified.
And the obligatory burning embassy fun of course.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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Yanks already did it.
Last week. Burned a few. Uproar. Fire. Threats. Apologies.
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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Shame the Yanks only burned a few korans.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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FIRE!
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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yeah and it's a shame that the "world-wide bombing campaign" never happened
because if it had then your above comment/prediction would have been totally validated.
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teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:51,
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Did I say that the "world-wide bombing campaign" had happened?
I think you must be a muslim lefty lesbian with one leg & AIDS.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:35,
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I'm a FEMINAZI ISLAMOWHORE
According to the sticker on my chest.
and no you didn't say that it had, but your post does say "if a koran had been burned" etc, etc. Which is why I interpreted your meaning in the way I did"
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teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:28,
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The Media is a strange beast.
It is indeed tragic that 16 innocent people were killed in this way. But in the last week over 20 Palestinians were killed by the Isreali military. That fact hardly gets a paragraph in the press.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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Very true
I think the day the slaughter happened Israel had bombed the crap out of Gaza and killed kids, happy days.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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Yoda 2012
I made this!
Help bring the rebel leader to justice.
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Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:54,
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Missed the boat on that one, mate.
In the UK, "Yoda" is already a sell-out cunt for advertising tax-dodging cuntfucks Vodafone.
Also, I think I missed the jokes. Sorry.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:12,
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Yoda is a fucking bastard.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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Little green cunt.
also how he gets to die peacefully in his bed after a long life whilst every other fucker gets mown down violently suffering horrible premature deaths?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:43,
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because he's a coward.
Most experienced and powerful Jedi in the galaxy? He sure is, yet when the going gets tough, the toughest went and fucked off to a jungle planet to hide.
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teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:59,
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What do you get if you put a severed head on a tortoise? Well I wasn't expecting that.
NSFW
Wandering around the internet I came across "Clip Joint" and monthly show by Iain Lee and Dougie Anderson. This was one of previous guest Bob Mortimer's choices. NSFW as it's turns out wrong, very wrong.
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AlbertTatlock is Ena Sharples Bitch, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:31,
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Breaking Bad....
is some good telly!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:45,
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Indeed, can't wait for the final season in July
though it has ruined Malcolm In the Middle for me ahahah
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Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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Seeing him in Saving Private Ryan
did it for me.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:14,
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Aye
Best show I've seen for a good long while.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:52,
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Why's he helping the ones screaming first?
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Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:46,
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Because he's completely out of his depth
and will consequently return to his job in New Mexico suffering from PTSD.
Well, you did ask.
If you haven't seen it, get the box-sets from season one.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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Looks a bit like the shield before it got all silly with the Armenian mob stuff
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:44,
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War nightmare sequence
NSFW
I made this!
Part of a dream-sequence for my upcoming feature film. The main character dreams about a rather explicit scene from an educational film he's seen. Then Vietnam flashbacks (not from own experience but from stories he's heard about it - second-hand memories so to speak). Then the embryo bunnies transform into creepy furby-dolls. ENJOY! ;)
(By the way, this was made as a taster for the film for various crowd funding websites. If anyone would like to vote for this film (via e-mail or facebook), it would be much appreciated!) www.filmangel.tv/artist/LukeCarpenter
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Riki Takeuchi, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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Does he have a french accent?
Still, it's vomit time
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:48,
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Ben Lecomte, Extreme sports swimmer is going to swim across the Pacific Ocean in an effort to motivate
and inspire people that are struggling today. His message is to not give up and reach for your dreams.
Join Ben on his journey of inspiration, motivation and the ultimate test of endurance. A Ridgeline production.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:53,
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For the second time in one week, I'm the first person to thumbs-down that video!
GO ME!
:D
edit: that a
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:54,
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'ah am inviding everyone to follow me...
every step of the way'
erm...
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hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:55,
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I hope he gets raped by a rape-shark
Latin name: Rapeyus Sharkeybastard
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:06,
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"stuprant pistrix"
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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is he swimming it or will he swim a couple of miles and then get in a nice warm boat several times?
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:57,
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I wonder what his total lard use will be for the entire journey.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:03,
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I can't be the only person
that hopes he gets eaten by a shark, can I?
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dieselmonkey, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:09,
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best Youtube comment
"I was the first person to thumb down this fucking shit! :D
I hope I inspire other like minded individuals to do the same.
P.S. I hope he gets raped by a rape shark and drowns."
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Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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my feelings exactly
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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Mmmmm.......You're not going to win any prizes for guessing the identity of "catsAreRubbish",
are you?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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Awwww, thanks ;)
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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Iceberg blowing up/collapsing
Embedding thing is as annoying as the people in this video
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serge, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:44,
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Delete everything between watch? and v=
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:54,
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Safe.
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serge, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:56,
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R.i.P Fortress of solitude.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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A shame about all the shrieking
That would have been quite awesome otherwise
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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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If only they'd been closer
Much closer. Damn and blast.
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AlbertTatlock is Ena Sharples Bitch, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:39,
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why the fuck..
Do American's feel the need to cheer everything.
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Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:54,
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I always thought Legless was a Geordie.
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Pig Bodine., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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I fucking hate American whooping
I'm surprised they didn't start shouting "USA...USA...USA..."
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:56,
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Bacon saves lives by stopping bleeding.
Well it's news to me...
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Dr Frank, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:39,
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Is there nothing bacon can't do?
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:42,
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Yes.
Turn people vegetarian.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:44,
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Fucking Gizmodo
Never any original content... cunts
Here's the original story btw www.guardian.co.uk/education/2012/jan/23/improbable-research-pork-nosebleeds
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:45,
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So you could use one of these for a fanny pad and have a tasty snack after?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:24,
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