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"Not Safe For Listening" - Youtube page showcasing new bands from Manchester that all resemble terrible oasis tributes.
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Not a big fan of Oasis,
but I have to at least thank them for killing indie music.
Can't listen to more than 30 seconds of that - how do they not know it sounds so grating?
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Zuowan, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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you can tell from the still that he's from Manchester
it's that hairdo!
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First look at Skyfall opening credits
I made this!
I for one am getting very excited
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:43,
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Thanks!
Rhymes for "skyfall" turned out to be quite tricky
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:18,
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I was very impressed by
'in skyfall I'm sure you'll get an eyefull of women just a trifle underdressed'
If Mr Broccoli doesn't hire you to write the theme choon and sing the theme choon then there's no justice in the world.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:04, Reply)
well that's next year's Oscar for Best Original Song in the bag
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:44,
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Gets a click from me :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:31,
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Brilliant
Though Dame Judi's looking ropey...
If this isn't in the news letter I'll cry.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Fuck me.....
John Terry's in this, that not guilty's worked out well enough, eh?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)
Murphy's best film?
Pool is a racist game.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:28,
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Meet the Replicant
I made this!
Valve's Source FilmMaker, used to make their Meet the Team videos and other promo stuff, has been released to beta. It's pretty great.
sourcefilmmaker.com/
(, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)
I'd hoped the bird was going to poop on the gas mask
still nicely done as you say
(, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)
ooh that looks like a good movie tool :)
nice, does it do the lip sync for you?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 12:32,
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Kinda
It does a really good job with clean dialogue but I had to mess around with that one because of the background rain and music etc.
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May I make a suggestion?
Record yourself reading the lines and use that for the lip sync then replace the soundtrack later.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:09,
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Yeah, I thought of that. But I had already done a bit, and I was tired, and I kept getting the timing wrong.
Next time. That 88 seconds was a 12 hour learning curve. Never done anything like it before.
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they haven't let me play with it yet :(
do you get an email or what?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:28,
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I restarted Steam and got a popup saying I had it, so then I just clicked to install. I didn't get an email. Some people have said it just turned up in their games list.
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hmmm, maybe I don't play their games enough
(have steam installed and switched on at the moment, but never use it)
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:22,
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Another World 15th anniversary edition
I got this the other day and its great. This is some blokes review on it. I don't think he had his audio sorted out very well though.
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There's a BASTARD of a game right there.
Loved it though. Seems longer than 15 years ago, though.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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That makes sense:
Just checked wikipedia & it says 1991.
*feels old*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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Wow! I had totally forgotten about this game, I loved it. Played it on the mega drive, it was rock hard.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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Yep
It was solid. I had the Amiga version but it was good on the megadrive too.
The Snes version had unnecessary music all through the gameplay. Just the sound effects were needed to add to the atmosphere i think.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
TEH TERRORISTS can strike from ANYWHERE ANYWHEN
Such as a 14 year old on a BMX. Thank goodness the torch was saved!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Where'd all the common sense go?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:42,
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they should have shot him
he's only got himself to blame :D
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:58,
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Already so bored of hearing about the olympics. Big sports day. Woop-de-doo!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:58,
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being in the uk
it should include the egg and spoon, 3-legged and sack race and half the contestants should be forced to take part in their underwear or something from the lost and found box.
Only then would I consider watching it
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:03,
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Don't forget the mums and dads race.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:50,
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RACIST!
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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There's going to be sports?
All I've seen so far is adverts for "The Offical Olympic X" and endorsements for bloody Subway. With all that corporate sponsorship why did the taxpayer have to pony up at all?
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jonbob loves you, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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I like how the description says he fell off his bike.
When he was clearly shoved off.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:13,
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I went to see the olympic procession when it went through my burough
I was on my bike, with Offspring A in the tagalong.
After it passed, we followed it down the road a bit as that was the way we were heading anyway.
It slowed down to negotiate a roundabout. I didn't realise, and threaded through the buses and official vehicles until we were almost upon the torch. We cycled for a few moments with some chaps on fancy race bikes who were there officially. Got cheered on by the massed crowds. Was lots of fun.
They slowed right down and I thought it best not to go any further. I knocked over a small child while leaving the main road. Those tagalongs need lots of turning space.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Ways to drum up support for Scottish independence
#1 Wheel out an actress from Rab C Nesbitt
Seriously, you couldn't write this shit.
Next up, Mel Gibson and a deep fried mars bar
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jaymz, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:37,
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Alex Salmond is a turnip headed cunt
and that's all I have to say on the matter
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:07,
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not fair on turnips
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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You're overlooking Hollywood royalty Brian Cox and Alan Cumming
The first best known for sharing a name with a more famous TV astronomer and for playing Hannibal Lector until they found a much better one. And the second for... probably there's something. Coincidentally both have been consistently overlooked for work and awards south of the border...
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:27,
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If you look closely
You will see that Cox played the best Lector. Hopkins plays it like a panto.
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:40,
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If you look closely
You will see that both critically and commercially Silence is one of the most successful films in history. It's an overused word but Hopkins' knighthood/Oscar/BAFTA/everything-else-winning performance was iconic. You can probably quote at least three of his lines. And if Plaid Cymru got him on board, it would be a shitload more impressive and effective than Brian fucking Cox.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:34,
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Cummings is a Thespian
And not a bad one at that. He played Saturninus (sp?) in the film adaption of Titus, which is worth a watch just for his hamminess.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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Sounds good
To give him credit, he was also cast by Kubrick who was not prone to error.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:37,
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Politically active Scottish actress is actively involved in Scottish politics
Seriously, you couldn't write this shit.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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^this
Christ, my awareness of scottish politics doesn't go much further than "Salmond is a self-serving cunt" but I knew she's been in politics for ages.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:46,
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FLOOOF
My doggy Elsa (the german one) getting brutally attacked by some sort of duster - tragic.
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awsm! namaste bitches, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:09,
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I think you should dye it yellow
Just to complete the look.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:26,
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these dog fighting rings should be stopped :(
that was brutal
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:08,
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Some soft furnishings in that room would make the acoustics a lot warmer
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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That's some sound advice.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:40,
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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Re Cut
I made this!
The Dark Knight Rises mixed with Beethoven... With a hint of My Girl & Pee Wee's Big Adventure
(, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 7:16, Reply)
Awkward family pets
Has this site been linked here yet?
for this one you have to look close!
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tubaman, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 1:47,
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The tree looks disconcerted
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:54,
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LAMENTO
Rather splendid video for this time of a weekend.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:35,
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Revolting fat americans falling over.
Following on from below. I typed "Fat" into youtube, and it auto-suggested "fat people falling". This was the first result.
Good music too.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:02,
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Yeah
Cos watching a child run around with a broken arm is that funny! Fuck you, put on idnore cos you just fuck me off!
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Wait, wait.....this is the sound of me GIVING a shit:
*pfft*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:39,
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Yay! lets watch a distressed child with a broken arm! Entertainment at its purest!
Fuck's sake.
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You, Dijital, I respect your opinion; so in my defence may I say
that I didn't actually take enough notice of that first clip (I was battling an angry kitten at the time), and you're probably right.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:59,
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I have no doubt
that at family parties he is sick of hearing 'my arm..MY ARM' and everyone laughing. I constantly take the piss out of mini-me for stupid things he did as a kid. Not nice at the time, but funny as long as they don't kill themselves.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 1:10,
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My best childhood accident was pretending to surf on a bit of mdf on top of a climbing frame.
My parents were OVERJOYED when I ran in to the kitchen flapping an arm, explaining how fucking stupid I was.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 1:13,
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My brother climbed a tree in Wales
and ending up hanging from it by his underpants. He didn't break anything but when mini-me mentioned it in his best mans speech (when he was 7) my brother nearly wept at the memory. Oh how we all laughed.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 1:17,
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*glares*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:21,
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Shhh. I've my /links reputation to think of.
This was him last sunday. Though he's in my bad books, 'cos after running up me whilst I was posting he went & took down a pair of full-length curtains.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 1:26,
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He is so sincere.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 1:36,
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Me,
or the kitten?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 1:38,
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Barnabara!
That face!
AS IF it would be you..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 1:41,
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Thought you were talking about me :(
Thats also a pretty good photo right there.
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Cheers, Chappie.
I will (of course) at some stage get round to photoshopping on a tiny monocle & top hat.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:41,
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I do love seeing a fat person falling over,
but these are a bit extreme for my tastes. I had to close my eyes for a bit on the first one. This www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuoI70A0R8U is the winner.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 1:00,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=os3uUVQvTBI
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 1:07,
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clever way of fundraising by bristol zoo
"Free bananas and grooming."
The other property they have for "sale" is here:
www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/property-34187251.html
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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:43,
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I saw this earlier in the week
and wondered what was going on!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:48,
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my first thought was,
"oh no, have they got rid of their gorillas?"
Mr. gullible, me.
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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:52,
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My first thought was
"oh wow that building is actually a house?"
DUR
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:05,
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Dark Knight Rises (on a budget)
Possibly as good as the real thing.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:38,
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Started off a bit slow
And then got progressively better as it went on. The first Bane/Batman scene had me in stitches.
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Tab Hunter and pissflaps got wasted on crack last night and decided to act in their home made music video.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:04,
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Diabetes FTW !!
A combination of confidence and obesity is never a good thing.
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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Can we stop the bloody Pissflaps & Tabs thing now, please? *glums*
Also, there's is NOTHING funny about morbidly obese people. I find it absolutely DISGUSTING that people can eat themselves to that fucked-up state in the developed world when people elsewhere are dying for want of basic nutrition.
*gets off high-horse, removes sand from vagina*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:46,
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oooooooh!
get her!
but yes, this one has probably run it's coarse.
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LP, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:51,
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Are you due on?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:05,
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*sends emergency family size bar of dairy milk*
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:15,
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Of course there's something funny about morbidly obese people.
Them falling over. I love seeing a fat person falling over. It makes my day.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:24,
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Oh pissy biscuits, you're right.
Dammit. Fat people falling over is funny, especially if they can't then get up. *checks youtube*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:38,
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