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This is a link post Excessive Earwax & Cockroach Removed From Ear
This, children, is why god invented Q-tips.

Don't watch if you're queasy.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post you shouldn't put cotton buds in your ear.
it's dangerous. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post My mum, bless her, used paper clips
to scoop the wax out, tried it as a teenager, the bang of bursting your eardrum is a "once-off" experience.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently you're not supposed to go poking around your ear blindly, Q-tips or no
blogs.webmd.com/all-ears/2006/11/q-tips-weapons-of-ear-destruction.html

I did not know this before the above video caused me to look up Q-tips in wikipedia
 (Roxon, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post my mate's mum is a nurse and she says don't put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.
she won't take anything less than an elbow in her rear
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Just in time for supper,
cheers, Coxxy!
(cheers for the preview pic too!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You could jump to all sorts of conclusions with that preview pic.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post My mind added goatse hands to a lot of the video
b3ta is corrupting my mind
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post excuses excuses...

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me! That was like a Paul Daniels magic show!!
Firstly, he is a dirty,dirty tramp.
Secondly, the most compulsive thing I have seen in a long time.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAGGHHHHHHH
Once I started I couldn't switch off! Now I feel sick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You waited all the way to the money shot!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That was fucking disgusting, I had to keep looking away from the screen and doing a dry retch.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but did your dog like it?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Only a mentalist would infer that his dog liked a video.
Oh, hang on, erm.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post faarkin hell - that's grim
I suddenly want chocolate brownie ice cream now though
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Microsuction of ear wax is horribly addictive
Nowt more satisfying than clearing out huge lumps of wax from ears.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)
This is a link post in honour of the 25th anniversary of Star Trek TNG NSFW
Colm Meany shouts "fuck off" at a child
(poochengeez, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a link post This is why we never go to war with Japan
Sponsored by the Wutai Corporation
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Doing hari-kiri in that would be ace!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Combine it with the cloaking stuff they have and it could be top fun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD83dqSfC0Y
 (I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post And it likes fried chicken
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOoSe2K5DU
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:11, Reply)
This is a link post Shooting drones in Texas
Clay pigeon shooting just levelled up. Now with tin foil hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah fuck that shit
the guy is insane.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking of joining his internet

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't join the internet. The United States created the internet, so you have to ask nicely and fill out tax forms.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Al Gore created
the internet etc etc
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank goodness there are mentally ill people protecting us from cheap plastic toys.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's OK everyone, he's a crack shot.
Oh, wait...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post they missed on purpose
:/
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear oh dear
oh dear oh dear oh dear. how very depressing. what a complete bunch of fucknuts.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)
This is a link post And they say that the zombies do not exist
This man walkes through the streets and no one helps him?
 (thomasana, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAMCUNT

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post To answer your question, there is insufficient evidence.
Someone was taking his photo, someone was obviously speaking to him as they took the photos while he was seated. I surmise that the photographer was Captain America, who was ready to help this gentleman fight off the powers of Hydra.

You can relax now.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to click "I MADE THIS" assuming it is your own site you are linking to.
See Monsieur Dogshit above.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post FUCK. THIS.
Never knew anyone had tamed one.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post There are a lot of people out there with men.
Most are tame and housebroken.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at him though!
I wouldn't swim with him.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post If the bear turns nasty and noms the bloke, he'll be a shoo-in for Funny Names Corner.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The head floating in the water put me off.
I didn't know polar bears segmented their dinner, but you should probably mark that NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing soundtrack, source anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That isn't dangerous enough for Jahled.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The man who was posting his sex tourist videos here yesterday
went to the North Pole and bedded 4 of them for £25.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The sex-pest paedo?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post In polar bear years
they were legal.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
A guy called Jim Clubb has a female polar bear in his private collection just outside of Oxford, who must be pretty tame/trained as his animals are used for television and films. I think his bear was used for various sequences in the Golden Compass, as was one of our snowies. Nice guy, he showed me, Terry and another b3tan, Bryan Damage, around his collection last year. Amazing experience.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you smear yourself in seal blood and run round it's cage clapping your hands and screaming 'arf arf arf'?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Curiously I didn't :)
He's got two ligers as well, which are HUGE:





^CFB

Apparently someone "bred them by accident" and couldn't manage to look after them, so Jimmy took them in
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Richard Branson
Has put on the pounds I see
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 1:32
So THAT'S where Dexionplexis' 'Javierls' gif came from...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a link post A bit unfair (maybe)
But that last link reminded me of this...
(I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Im not anti american!
Some of my best friends have legs!
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a link post Im around the area of the Olympic games
quite often, I hope I get to punch these two in the head, hopefully they are wearing one of their hats :)
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things."

(likeajackhammer, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaagh where do I recognise that from?
*googles* Phew, that's better :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post +1^

(I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post sad cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post why?
i'm not into sport or the lympix but hey if they're happy...
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be so reasonable,
YOU FUCKING STINKING CUNT
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post why ever not?
YOU LEAKING SACK OF VOMMED UP JIZZ
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post MORE MORE!!!
*tweaks nipples*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not the Olympics that draws my rage in this video...
...but whole deal of some boring cunts fucking video about packing their suitcase with the intention of showing it to other people. Who gives a shit?
Perhaps in 50 years it'll be a worthwhile record of how sad cunts were in 2012, but that's about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i got a decent wank out of it.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post She is a skinny thing.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody Beeb
always dishing out crappy propaganda like this. I bet even the people who made this stupid promo aren't too keen on the lympics. I've yet to meet one person who's looking forward to it, and they're hyping it like we're all going nuts over it.
Sad thing is, for the brainless it really works, and that's a lot of us here.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at the size of their fucking house!
Are they the king and queen of Eagle, Ohio?
 (I helped save b3ta! AWPS, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post silly,
there's no such place as Ohio.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they also do the most important things at these Oylimpixs.
Buying coke, scoffing mcdonalds and wearing adidas.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You know you can buy fucking umbrellas here too.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonsense!
They don't have rain in silly old England!

On a serious note if the rain's anything like this summer's drought, they'd be better off with a fucking dinghy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post How about you make a new project on Kickstarter.
We could all then sponsor you to track them down and steal their auxiliary umbrella. It could then be raffled at the next b3ta london meetup ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:12, Reply)
This is a link post Oddbins takes on London 2012 sponsors
OK, this is just a PR stunt, but it's a good 'un. Oddbins is giving a 30% discount to anyone who enters its stores wearing Nike, carrying an iPhone, or having a receipt for a Pepsi bought at KFC.

(I had nothing to do with it...but wish I had.)

OaC
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Pay Wall

(I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
Had no idea I had a subscription to bloody Retail Week
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 'subscriber only content'
oh how ironic.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont care about there being sponsers
If we have to host world p.e day then this saves 700 million being taken away from places it's needed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post this^
i couldn't give a fuck which corporation is allowed or not allowed. the idea that pepsico (annual net revenues of $43.3 billion.) is some kind of plucky underdog is risible.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Completely agree
But it's not the sponsors' rivals that I care about...it's the fact that the Games, which are supposed to be about the noblest of human endeavours* have been subsumed under a weight of corporatism and money where the performances are almost incidental. Of course, the Games need sponsors - nowt wrong with that.

But the humourless and heavy-handed approach to enforcing exclusivity, where LOCOG's Branding Gestapo sits ready to pounce on any small London business that so much as acknowledges / celebrates / references the Games...I find that offensive and crass TBH.

Even the person who brought sponsorship to the Games in the first place (surprisingly recently - 1980s) says that LOCOG has gone too far: www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/father-of-olympic-branding-my-rules-are-being-abused-7962593.html


* does this make me sound like a cunt?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post for sure. i read that article too. interesting.
yes it does make you sound like a cunt. but then again you're a cunt so all's well that ends well.*

*you're not a cunt really. unless you are but i wouldn't know anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't listen to him Mr. Mann
he may be a cunt*

*or may not
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone call?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Alctivism...
alcotivism... oh fuck it I give up.

It's not about siding with Pepsi, but I despise marketing nazis and their continuing and increasing belief that they have the power to do what the fuck they like, to lay claim to things that belong to all like the colour purple, chips etc.

Fuck off, my chips you cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a link post Boys mix food with laxatives, feed to seagulls. Day at the beach becomes splatterfest
Warning: Contains Californians.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post London Bus Press-ups

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post DO NOT PUT SEAGULL SHIT ALL OVER YOUR COCK AND BALLS.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Especially while it is still in the seagull, you sicko

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post glosscock
non?
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post falseificatious as well

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post Walrus Fluff

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like a fat man going to the toilet
(i imagine)
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake
No blue bukkit.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't we spilled enough oil to get rid of such frightening creatures?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, a whistling Walrus, it really whistles.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This has reminded me of Monkey Island 2
... and now I feel sick.
 (I helped save b3ta! RadioElectric, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:49, Reply)
This is a link post PEOPLE ARE AWESOME!!
Back in 1989, as the Berlin Wall fell, Gunther Holtorf and his wife Christine set out on what was meant to be an 18-month tour of Africa in their Mercedes Benz G Wagon. Now, with more than 800,000km (500,000 miles) on the clock, Gunther is still going.

Amazing really, seems like a lovely guy also.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I was watching this earlier. Look like a quality way to spend your retirement.
He's got the right outlook on life.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

yes i'm just jealous
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm imagining that's what your bored wife is saying (in a kindly voice) during your monthly fuck.
AM I RIGHT?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You're in a foul(er) mood today.
Werthers originals no longer working as bait?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm...... a lacklustre, predictable response. Must try harder 3/10.
(one extra point awarded for resisting the obvious 'your'/'you're' substitution).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Still not going to buy a Mercedes.
plus I bet it smells of cabbages.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how long it would take to look at his holiday snaps?
Or is that schnapps?
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:50, Reply)
This is a link post Mr Montgomery's Debonair Facial Hair! I made this!
Here's a little trailer for an iPad game I'm making with a group of friends for the "Dare To Be Digital" competition!

If anyone happens to be around the Dundee area from the 10th-12th August, feel free to stop by the big marquee in the city centre and have a go!
(Charlie-M, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe I'm not the target demographic
but it looks utter toilet
 (likeajackhammer, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Target demographic is about 8-12 years old, so you would be correct :P

And we're still learning!
 (Charlie-M, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post NONCE ALERT!!!!*
*Sorry.

Best of look with it, hopefully the kids will love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't mind me, I was just being a tit
:)
 (likeajackhammer, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
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This is a normal post Looks good,
though children should not be allowed iPads.

They should make do with an Acorn Electron like I had to.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a link post [insert popular B3TA whipping boy's name here] getting up to hi-jinks in the States.
I'll let Pissy and Tabs fight it out for the honour of claiming this one.
I can't be bothered to look up the American meaning of 'panhandling'. Also it would spoil the obvious innuendo of the story.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a link post Leftfield - Dusted.
It's getting a bit talky round here have a music video linky.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Rhythm and stealth is one of the bestest albums ive heard
El cid, swords, dub gusset, this - lots of gooduns.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post it never matched the highs of Leftism for me
was one big disappointment :(
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that at first, but it grew on me upon repeated listens.
Leftism is great too, but i prefer R&S - its 'deeper' and less 'dancey' in my opinion.
Think ill go listen to it now akshally
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to put them on back to back and see if my opinion has changed over the years :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck
I found some of leftism to have aged a bit, and sounds a little cheesy. Still very reminiscent though. Reminds me of college, PWEI, black grape, jamiroquai, CJ bolland days.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Just realised that i've never heard leftism....
*throws 5 British pounds at the internet*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post What?
I can still remember the first time I heard it - 17 years ago!
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww man CJ Bolland flashback
It was Shallow Grave that got me into Leftfled.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to have to listen to the Human Traffic soundtrack now
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Traffic_%28soundtrack%29
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post HORSEPOWER!!
Man i loved CJ back in the day in the Orbit.
Remember one night hanging off the stairs all night dancing, at the end of his set the whole club were shouting "CJ! CJ! CJ! the DJ!"
Only problem was at the after party I found grazes and bruises all down my arms from the metal rails on the stairs - Happy times;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post While Leftism is a little dated
I do find the same problem with R&S in that there seems to be a lot of filler tracks.

Still put Leftism above R&S
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Afrika Shox was a massive tune for me back in those days
*adds to jogging playlist*
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post it is a bit like a news site today innit

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen them live twice in their heyday
Ears are still ringing, fucking brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
Best live gig ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god yes *clicks*
Although I find it odd that it regularly makes its way onto Chillout compilations - it's far too groovy for just sitting around to :)
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Shockingly little output from such a great band
A real shame.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Crackin'.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a link post Hmmm. Sincerely hope i don't get one of these letters
and have to explain it to the other half
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah...
its time to meet the neighbours.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Pissflaps' neighbour will have to go round to his place and explain why she's now on a register.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to get some popcorn for this one, the postie is usually here round about now.
Can't wait to see the look on her face!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm surprised you can still see
with that amount of downloading
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post And you lot moan about me torrenting off the old bitch's wifi next door.
She will enjoy getting that letter!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post True, old people love writing letters :)
It'll make her day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post HEY HEY HEY WE'RE ALL MISSING A TRICK HERE
The BBC kindly supplied a pdf of the letter. Anyone want to scare their neighbours?
*prints off ten on the way out the office*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Good spot! whats your address???

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 69 Shit St, Bristol.
It's the slum dwelling with the stained matress and broken fridge dumped in the front 'garden'.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post Tazerball

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like something Alan Partridge would have suggested to get a second series.
It looks seriously ridiculous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more monkeys

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, yes it does.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone needs
to combine that with this.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This is amazing
I would so watch this live. And I hate most sport.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Tazers are for pussies
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuKva8GUwBk
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Why were there no subtitles?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post you have to press the cc button on youtube to turn on subs

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a link post Eight people have been charged with hacking phones in the News of the World scandal.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - I have pissed my pants.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post and that brookes woman
fucked a horse... we all know she did...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Maniacal Laugh

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Good.
I'm going to have to get a lot of popcorn for this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post May their lives be a misery
and in the full glare of the public eye.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ enthusiastic applause ^

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Quick! Stop thinking about the NHS!
Think about tax dodgers and phone hackers instead!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
There are some of us who can think about all these things in equal measure.

It will be interesting to see how this is all reported in the media though, who will dodge front pages regarding the scandal due to inside ties etc. It may even make some report on the NHS more in order to divert attention from their own scandal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post What Dobby said.
I've enough moral outrage for more than one issue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking forward to seeing
GOTCHA!!!

on the front of Private Eye, just above that ginger bitch's crying face.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post breadly i would guess that lordofteh9 is maybe referring to the front pages of newspapers and the headlines on tv news
cos that's limited and so easy to fill with other news. it's a very common strategy eh? maybe i'm wrong though. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!!
Just swinging by! Gad it's hot! Lushness.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's mega lush hot over ere also!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking brilliant!
I hope it brings the whole stinking festering pile of lies, deceit and conceit down around and over their smug self-righteous heads.
Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a link post One of Ronnie Barkers kids is a pedo : /

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember when he was arrested for this ages ago.
I think it's the shock / shame of this that killed him in the end.
Porridge was a bloody ground breaking comedy for it's time too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post IT'S PAEDOGEDDON!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post He really is a shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAARGH I'M GOING TO FIND HIS HOUSE AND PISS ON IT.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post he's not as funny as his dad

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post What a little c***.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post He must have been disguising himself as a school for the last few years.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post His handwriting was awful
I remember once he got his bum out
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if he offered the kids four candies?
/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
he is the crazy world of arthur brown
 (I helped save b3ta! Bishop Yozz remembers when lily savage advertised oasis..., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Shrub rocketeer

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Small bean regarder.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Pipe to pipe bushman.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs a new stanza in that 'hilarious'* Two Ronnie's shop scene
...here's your four candles. What next?

Pea Dough.

*shit
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He downloaded pictures onto his computer.
Doesn't mean he fiddled. In fact, having access to the images may have prevented him from offending in real life? Controversial I know but plausible. Anyway, SPEEDO!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post it sounds plausible for sure but i think that
unless it was cartoons or images shopped to make them into abuse images then anyone watching genuine child sexual abuse images is quite complicit in the sexual abuse of children.

i'm not personally convinced that watching abuse images would decrease the likihood of the viewer abusing children but like you say it's plausible and the evidence isn't that clear either way.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This
Plus you'd run the risk of desensitising yourself to that level of "make do" porn.

I remember when porn was just fannies and any cocks had to be hidden behind a black bar. And you had to find it in hedgerows.

Then the internet happened...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i reckon that's the sort of thing that probably happens.
i think there's anecdotal evidence from child sex offenders to support that view.

and yes internet porn changed everything. aside from all the mad types of porn available i wonder about teens and preteens accessing porn much much more easily than we did and the fact they are getting the bulk of their sex ed/socialisation as to what constitutes normal or average sex from porn.

it makes older brothers seem like they were a comparitively knowledgable and reliable source of sexual information...
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post And the joyous moment when you found that first copy of razzle in a hedgerow with hardly any snail bites in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
the same week a bigger boy offered me a sniff of his poppers jar.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:55, Reply)
This is a link post Well done!
Frustrated by what she felt was a lenient plea bargain for two teens who pleaded guilty to sexually assaulting her and circulating pictures of the incident, a Louisville 17-year-old lashed out on Twitter.

“There you go, lock me up,” Savannah Dietrich tweeted, as she named the boys who she said sexually assaulted her. “I’m not protecting anyone that made my life a living Hell.”
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have a link that doesn't require registration?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Just google Savannah Dietrich

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, as MrOli sez

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)

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