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This is a link post The Expendables - The Musical
PG13 is for pussies
(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:02, Reply)
This is a link post High Jump should be like this

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Although this is only 35 seconds long, I actually stopped it at 15 seconds as i was bored
You tube has ruined me. However it is a funny clip, click.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post would have been more watchable if it had been his ring that had been caught

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:22, Reply)
This is a link post Africom

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i comment now to remind me to find this tomorrow... as wine is still flowing
i also need to sort out what was happening here...
www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/07/25/157365541/ap-911-tape-shows-nypd-operating-far-outside-its-jurisdiction
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:51, Reply)
This is a link post alternative gymnastics.. NSFW
it's simply not cricket...
 (TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post But definitely some googlies.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post even i would watch gymnastics if they looked like her.
it was nice to see a normally formed female on a balance beam opposed to a child with stunted growth and poorly healed broken appendages.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:17, Reply)
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Boobs are ace though aren't they?

I know this video isn't quite high-end in the pornulation charts, but still you've got to say that the human body can be a lovely thing to admire in a not-exactly-pervy-but-still-acknowledging-the-almost-nakedness way
 (Jimmers, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post the vault routine video is rather amusing
www.liveleak.com/view?i=778_1186803107

Considerably more lol than boner
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks supremely uncomfortable.
And I'm a bloke.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
I see an amusing face. Tits are wonky eyes, belly button is nose, panties is smile.
 (loci, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
# 1.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't he issue a retraction of this?
Edit: Didn't take much digging:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoOSa1P50i8
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, he wanted the video removed because he didn't want to be just remembered as the cotton picking bloke.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post God he comes across as a dick there
Considering pretty much every video on youtube has some comment like "ur mom sux nigga cock", a video by a black guy about racism must've got him shedloads of racist abuse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That was very entertaining
A well told story :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah I remember this from last year, that's the cotton picking bloke.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post nigglets
lol, clicky
 (Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a link post Sweet Emotion- Faith No More (Full Version)
fuck yes.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!!

(Selteros, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
I used to listen to The Perfect Crime on the Bill and Ted 2 soundtrack a lot when it came out. I loves me a bit of FNM.
Gives me an excuse to repost this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzwuaMK4OTM
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Chuck!
I used to be obsessed by FNM back in the day! I forgot all about Chuck Mosley! Legend! Definitely finding out some old FNM LP's tomorrow!!
 (Selteros, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I raise you with this old gem!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfSPBZ2D-hQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
 (Selteros, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff, I have that album on vinyl
it weighs a ton. Well, it's heavier than my other records. Great stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post MIKE PATTON IS GOD!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger me!
Completely forgot about that track. Don't think I've heard that since a sweaty student union in 1992.

Speaking of forgotten FNM tracks, anyone remember this gem?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfTg4Fcza58
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Mike Patton sings an Ennio Morricone song from a 60s Italian spy-flick also starring Terry Thomas
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CXA7BVoam0
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:26, Reply)
This is a link post Dickheads - The Documentary. An in-depth look into the lives of dickheads NSFW
As many as one in four people are dickheads. Until recently, it's been hard to look past the stereotypes. But now, after years of silence, dickheads are making their voices heard. Meet Mark Taylor, dickhead, in this touching and only occasionally screaming-out-the-windows-of-cars-at-passers-by documentary that shows that dickheads truly are people too.
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, very good
Reminds me a bit of this - www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5NjcZRbPrk
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post lulz
You wouldn't give a blind guy a job as a pilot, and you wouldn't give a dickhead a job working with bulldozers
 (MrPlankton, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 4:54, Reply)
This is a link post Started listening to these guys again
Putting the "funk" in "sort of un-kind to the ear".
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:59, Reply)
This is a link post WANT! How much extra for them to chuck in the pilot as well?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok Japan, you can stay.
You're cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Only cool?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You just KNOW they're going to ruin it by welding tits AND a cock to it though.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post And some tentacles.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man I want one TWICE AS MUCH now.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I got six pics down and was reminded of the exchange on The Simpsons when Homer's at the car show.
"Do you come with it?"
"Oh you, tee-hee-hee"
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post bleurgh, dailyfail... look here instead
You can buy it here!

suidobashijuko.jp

(also has instruction video, complete with cute pilot :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iZ0WuNvHr8
 (Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
GOD BLESS THE DAILY HEIL!
HURRAH FOR THE BLACKSHIRTS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:29, Reply)
This is a link post Just finished this track I made this!
today....
 (fulcannelli, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a link post New DOWN song

(Grassie Blackboard enthusiast, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love Nola
But have struggled to get into their later stuff :-/
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed, the newer stuff is not as good
But its still beats most of the competition today.

Al least until Randy Blythe gets out of jail
 (Grassie Blackboard enthusiast, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)
This is a link post kayak fishing can be a bit difficult
many might not find this as funny as i did but this guy had me laughing my head off.
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

Fail.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post at least
he lived to tell his tale
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post yes...
the fishy did! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:34, Reply)
This is a link post Rejected
be surprised if this isn't glasscockius maximus, but just watched the asdf movies and thought this deserves retrospective respect.

I'm feeling fat and sassy!
(injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "Rejected" is actually 37 times older than the Interwebs
My grandparents' grandparents used to send each other flickbooks and sheet music of this by carrier pigeon, when they weren't doodling Goatses on spare scraps of toilet paper with charcoal.

Still good though, haven't seen it in ages :-)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)
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yeah, this might've been the first thing I ever saw on the internet that made my drink fire out of my nostrils
 (injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasnt billy's baloon one of the earliest discovered cave paintings?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post it is absolutely some of the best stuff out there

(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's more than GC
The guy who made it got his legal people onto a member of b3ta. Something to do with him having a monopoly on stickmen type figures.

edit - The Neville www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10750
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post citation needed.

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The best i can find
www.b3ta.com/board/3888671
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I love that more than cheese (almost).
If we're going off glass-cocked let's watch this as well, shall we?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc4YWHFwrCM

//edit: it's "The Ballad Of Little Roger Mead" so's you don't have to click to find out.
 (Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post older than the internet yet still one of the greatest things on it

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this in a theater during a Spike and Mike Animation festival.
I was already giddy from the other videos, like going to a comedy set, you know, primed.
I never laughed harder in my life.
I was laughing randomly for the next two hours, well after my sides ached. It was a high never seen since, a real stand out. Glassy and cocky but gets a pass from me.

B3ta day? Impossibru!!
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 4:00, Reply)
This is a normal post you watched the ASDF movies?
man I feel sorry for you. they are whats wrong with the Internet and kids nowadays.
 (MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post Haha Gatecrasher

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
oversensitive or what?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Feels like they're trying to fuel an internet witch-hunt more than anything else/

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no witches on the internet
They're all 45 year old warlocks called "Raymond"
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Ada Wong!

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post looks all right to me

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
This is a link post Hurrah for common sense
...oh and well done beeb for printing the swear too on the article :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if in reality he did actually plan to blow it up, he could be a convincing liar.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a link post Too much booze
I was about this hammered on Friday. And last Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Russian cops have a sense of humour

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post What you don't see

Is the truncheon-based brutality when the camera is turned off...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post aw bless

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And with that, Grigori demonstrated that he was indeed drunk enough to drive in Russia.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post :o)

I remember the TNL video last month of Russian car crashes. It's no wonder watching this...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Chortle.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Excellent!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
OK i laughed at that!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post Once it is in your mouth it is over

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
wierdest boner etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I found that quite distressing, considering the very attractive asian lady.
I would have rather kept it as a pet than eaten it. Fascinating creatures, cephalopods.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post They're all kinds of awesome
And weird; this has got to be one of my favourite octopus vids, just for showing that they can behave a bit...strange.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ewww
I actually thought she would hurl, I know I nearly did!

Poor ickle octopus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Finish with a bang?!
Fnarr fnarr!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that was disturbing and bit cruel to the poor critter.
cooked they are yummy, but that size is a perfect pet in a fish tank. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "Women wins"?
Now try it with a blue-ringed and see who wins.

After watching that I do rather like the idea of a pet octopus...but I would indeed settle for the lady.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What a shame on the squid
Felt sorry for the poor thing getting chucked about.

Mind you, if shes happy to eat that then she'll love unwashed clunge
 (Grassie Blackboard enthusiast, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Always worth a watch:
Oktapodi

vimeo.com/4352688
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite lully :)
Cheers for that!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That was just mean and cruel,
and I no longer like the attractive lady with the nice smile, I think she deserves a good slap! There are enough food 'stuffs' to go around without then eating the poor buggers alive. Would she be as smiley happy to take a bite out of a live cow or pig? Fucking horrible bitch.
 (I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Or at least don't throw them around the room

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
At the VERY least.

It's a real pity that the poor little fella didn't grab ahold of her tonsils with his dying tentacles and choke the life out of her.
 (I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah this^^

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally agree
The one in the bowl froze up in fear because it saw what was happening
 (Grassie Blackboard enthusiast, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post Muppets play Spawn of Possession

Great band, well covered.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post this
exemplifies animal's skills.
nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post how can anyone listen to this crap.

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post Internet Story

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post spooky

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post massively fake
but cool nonetheless
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "Produced and directed by Adam Butcher"
Is this a video confession?

*Checks over shoulder*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:43, Reply)

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