2 links in a row?!?!
worse than 10 Über Hitlers telling a Michael Mcintyre joke all dressed as cats.
(Oysdgpthere's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 0:52,
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whoa
that's pretty worse!
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 0:54,
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try it on drugs
even worserer
(------, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 1:18,
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On drugs laced with vx gas is even worsererer.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 1:50,
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In the current state of mind I'm in
I can't even read that.
(------, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 2:49,
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wow! your typing is good considering.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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took
me about 5 mins to write it
(------, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 12:38,
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Hendrix one is superb
top find. click
(------, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 0:00,
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I agree immensly
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 9:00,
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Brilliant find.
As a MASSIVE Pixies fan, can't believe I've not heard these before. You led me on a hunt. Found some more here, downloadable in the popular mp3 format.
Brilliantly realised. Love the Bob Marley, Prince and Beach Boys. Oh, and Frank Sinatra doing Monkey Gone to Heaven.
Bravo sir/madam.
(godspants, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 1:02,
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Yep - I should have been clearer that they are staggered across the two sites.
The top one in my link is his homepage and the lower myspace one is the second. Glad people are liking them as much as me :)
(Pig Bodine., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 9:39,
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MAZIN!
Normally i get a bit peeved when people cover my favourite bands, but this is good. Great link! Thanks PB!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 1:56,
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Poor Dave and his wife had a little BBQ accident..
They seem fine but they took some nasty burns by the look of it. Can't hurt to pop on by and wish them well and all that can it. If you're on twitter that is.
Poor buggers.
(------, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:26,
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Poor buggers indeed, glad they are ok.
His expression in that photo is pretty priceless all the same.
(Pig Bodine., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:38,
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yeah me too
agree about the pic as well. silly.
(------, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:41,
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I just read that as " Poor burgers indeed, glad they are ok".
lol.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:55,
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I JUST WATCHED ALL 38 SECONDS OF THAT
BECAUSE I LOVED THAT SHOW.
SORRY FOR SHOUTING.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:02,
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I bet you did!
=D
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:05,
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I did.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:08,
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Ow.
He looks surprisingly cheerful, all things considered.
*adds barbecues to list of things to be scared of*
(monkeonschmonkeon, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:54,
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He also has the added bonus of looking like Darkman
in the pic with the bandages.
(------, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 0:01,
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Who??
Dave as in 'DAVE!' - the noise monger?
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 0:56,
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Ornsack
(monkeonschmonkeon, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 1:05,
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Cheers everyone!
Basically me and my wife turned up at my sisters birthday party, said "Hi", and then a large fireball engulfed us out of the blue.
We're now stuck in hospital for a few days now while we have all sorts of surgery done on our burns. Rubbish. None of this helped by my wife being 8 months pregnant.
The pain is unreal but the morphine's just grand.
(Ornsackof "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 3:01,
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you'll do anything for that sweet sweet morphine won't you?
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 3:26,
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Did someone light a fart?
(JamTallons, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 10:21,
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a little BBQ accident?
Did anyone tell him that you aren't supposed to cook your face, you're supposed to cook food.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 11:54,
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Something puerile.I made this!
I made it cos it´s a saturday evening and I´m one of the saddo´s that has nothing better to do. Now I´m ashamed of myself.
(Tuskknows where you live, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:44,
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NSFW that
You filthy animal. Bit of an audience there.
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:52,
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It´s only NSFW if your boss is a ladybird.
It´s a cherry tree I planted two years ago. So far, not one sodding cherry :(
(Tuskknows where you live, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:55,
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That's because they keep getting popped
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:09,
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(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:23,
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Well, he´s no funnyman charlie...
(Tuskknows where you live, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:29,
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I hear Peter Serafinowicz is a lot better as well.
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:32,
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So many ads
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:38,
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ebaums is worse than a religious cat cyclist reading the Daily Mail.
You should think about what you've done.
(LordKeeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:40,
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all his stuff gets deleted off youtube
or I just can't find the stuff I want there for some reason.
edit: actually fuck it. just type his name into youtube and watch some videos there's plenty of stuff there. I don't know why I even post shit here. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:46,
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4/10
Must flounce harder.
(Tuskknows where you live, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:50,
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Bit generous
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:52,
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That's all round good egg and b3tan Ben Wheatley!
(Pig Bodine., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:22,
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Haven't seen him for a bit.
He was working in film at one point, wasn't he?
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:24,
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Kill List was good
Good on him I say : D
(------, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:29,
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I watched The Wrong Door when it was on
Refreshingly unusual and very silly, if a little bit hit and miss.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:44,
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Groundforce-TNG
(Tuskknows where you live, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:23,
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WWII
if it was a pub fight.
(social hand grenadeI was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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Rather good :)
Sounds like it'd make a good slapstick sketch.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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that was an entertaining read.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:24,
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Better than I expected
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:38,
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(kfkI get all my everything right here, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 20:58,
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I love the wobble at the end :-)
(Tuskknows where you live, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:01,
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Thanks!
last minute addition, that bit :-)
(kfkI get all my everything right here, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:09,
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Superb.
The jiggling is genius. Sometimes the last minute additions make stuff twice as good.
...
... And sometimes they don't. Like me saying this.
(judgetheobscureused to sweep in butchers' shops., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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hahaha
*click*
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:03,
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hahaha excellent :D
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:06,
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I tended to shout at that TV ad when it was on
Usually stuff about how that bag of bones had never even sniffed a bar of chocolate
(StonkwoodPipes made me do it, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:22,
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I think a wank would finish her off though, she looks as though she should be on a drip.
(baw__bagcontains traces of nuts on, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 2:19,
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And the music used in the add is a different version of Underworlds Born Slippy
I might be wrong but I am sure I am 95% right.
(Fluffster, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 4:58,
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(Goldbringerlast attempted regicide on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 20:42,
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He's rubbish
he's a Marcus Brigstocke level comedian
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 20:50,
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Damn right,
He's certainly no Kay, or Bishop.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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or stewart lee
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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stewart bee
like a bee that has wings like a bird.
(Oysdgpthere's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:08,
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I hate hens
HaC
(Helvetica ScenarioRemember, there'll always be milk, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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Thants
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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Err, jewellery on whilst cooking.
Dirty.
Good lurking though. Buy an icon and get a lovely candle. One day only, super bargain.
(Pig Bodine., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:27,
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I adore the first series of Look Around You.
It's a pity everything Peter Serafinowicz has done since has been very hit and miss.
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 1:26,
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Excellent!
I love me a bit Slade.
(Tuskknows where you live, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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Even though my personal taste is more Punk/Goth I do like Slade.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:13,
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Makes me want a Cup a Soup
I like Dave Hill's Nosferatu look.
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:27,
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MONSTER TRUCK GLUE!!
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:29,
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SLADE!!!!
fooking luv a bit ov slade me!!!
(discodaz*generic witty comment*, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 1:42,
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Haha! I enjoyed that, sums it up nicely!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:16,
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Pfffft.
That beam really is controversial this year.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:39,
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pish as below - i watched this yesterday and thought it was well funny, was just going to watch again for another laugh
Vimeo has removed or disabled access to the following material as a result of a third-party notification by International Olympic Committee claiming that this material is infringing: Boats.
(knockear- I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:50,
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They should have nicked his wallet.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:54,
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And taken turns having sex with his girlfriend on top of him.
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:56,
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I'm surprised not a single teabagging was involved
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:58,
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I'd rather see a video of the ladies at the top
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:16,
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Here's a better one NSFW
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:19,
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golly
clicks
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:23,
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Wow!
10 mins of as well....
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:41,
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I want that job!
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 0:57,
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I had a track played on local radio todayI made this!
One of my tunes that I recorded for a soon to be released album called "Deeds not words 2012". It was played on the live & local show and was actually the first time I'd heard it since recording (at pace, one afternoon)
Enjoy
EDIT: Thanks for all for the nice comments =)
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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Woah, likey likey!
Good voice! Is that you?
Good luck with the album dude! :-)
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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It is me yes!
Yeah this is a solo piece I done away from my band.
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:04,
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I love your choice of picture to accompany "Is She Looking At Me" on your myspace.
(Pig Bodine., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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She's a classy lass!
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:16,
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That was rather good.
Click.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:19,
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Nice!
that gets a clicky from me. :)
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:24,
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For an American you sing rather well.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:59,
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You rotter!
EDIT: Thanks Pissy!
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:01,
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Nice one
Great voice and I love the big jangling chords. Have clickage
(simbosanis too tired, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:13,
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good track
enjoyed that
(fulcannelli, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:37,
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That is really good, really enjoyed it. Great voice. You gig out much?
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:31,
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A fair bit yeah
though the band is having a chill moment, to record some tunes so we have nothing booked. I'm playing solo at the "White Ark Festival" which is promoting this album, but that's about it for now.
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 8:31,
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High Powered Business Dealings...I made this!
...having the 'nom de plume' Tokyosexwhale means I get many strange and varied people contacting me. Here's a transcript of someone who contacted me via Twitter thinking I was the South Afican politician, Tokyo Sexwale.
(tokyosexwhaleStraight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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Bollocks, the video is blocked over here because of music publishing rights GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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Are you not in the UK then??
(SpinIts a thing., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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That must have taken ages!
Nice little video, give your friend a jaffa cake
(JahledThree shades of black, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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She isn't allowed
chocolate, she gets hyperactive. But will pass on the comment thanks!
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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Hahahaha
So she didn't have any whilst she made that then! :)
(JahledThree shades of black, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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I was amazed
at her patience. She is only a young 'un.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:33,
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A young 'un
but a good 'un.
I love this vid
(Fr_Jerry_McGwierlooked over both shoulders at, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 11:06,
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She gets extra points
if she didnt use the same post-its for each chorus
(LancWeekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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She didn't
at the end of the filming every note was still in place. Her mum was thrilled.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:48,
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Thats dedication.
She should have done a panoramic pic of the whole lot.
(LancWeekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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Agreed, that would have worked well
But I think by the end of it she was late for the pub :)
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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Lots of superbness here
Dedication and care make a good movie. This one has all
(Fr_Jerry_McGwierlooked over both shoulders at, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 19:50,
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Her place could do with a few Lady Gaga posters dotted about.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:02,
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