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This is a link post CGI used way more than most people think
2 year old GC before anyone calls it
Most of these seem WAY over the top.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
I remember watching this for the first time and thinking "very impressive, but why??" I mean, I understand that permits/logisitics etc, for some shots would be difficult, but really? this sort of cg is *expensive*... although I guess less expensive than the alternative
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Which made the London scenes of 28 days later so bloody good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6j5Pu7gQ-k
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think CGI works best when you don't notice it as CGI
I was amazed at the amount of manipulation that went into the film Zodiac. Some of it so subtle but that's when it works best I think.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW2xhBSfFps
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's impressive but seems so unnecessary.
Either way Zodiac is fucking brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess essentially as as a period film, they wanted San Francisco to be as it was in the 70s.
It's probably changed massively since.

But I was most impressed with the fact that most of the time I had absolutely no idea I was watching any kind of CGI. Especially the alterations to the buildings. So subtle and effective.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh, I guess you're right.
At no point did I spot a single CGI shot in the whole film.

Also I've just seen this on reddit
i.imgur.com/qxY6s.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty amazing.
I'm still blown over by Davy Jones from POTC though. Organic creatures seem to be the most difficult to do convincingly, and my ILM got that near perfect. images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/07/17/pirates-topper.jpg

Just the movement, the lighting... incredible.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Yes that's one of my favourite CGI creations, I was amazed when I discovered it was a complete CGI effect.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I am currently amazed - I had no idea it was total CGI.
Wow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post cool making of here, though quality is a bit pish
youtu.be/5iQps6BmVlc
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post a lot of this isn't CGI
most of this is just comping... using real photographic elements comped together.

CGI is normal used to describe an added element that is entirely computer generated...

there for comping a video of someones arm onto their body, is very different from generating A CGI arm...

semantics... and I'm normally anti-semantics.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post we frown upon anti-semitism here

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
but shirley you're comping computer generated scenes? e.g. the live action scene and (potentially) a completely computer generated scene?
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post its not often you would create an entirely CGI environment...
most of these are video element comps... theres some cgi, and even some still images, but most of it is still film comping
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the pinnacle of Greenscreen CGI effects
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjhBf4vlTw0
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a link post Can I be the first to congratulate Pissflaps getting the job of BBC photo editor?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Toss my salad!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a link post The most beautiful website in the world
Not suitable for epileptics. Have fun!
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Any website that instructs me to *shake vigorously* gets my vote.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Not suitable for epileptinnk.kj hslx;;k/o lmakiosexdkjnudfmk ndzz wzm, nsenj,sz,nms , dsmed ßµ lx

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Not suitable for those that don't want a DMT flashback

(Braising Squid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a link post Ryan Gosling colouring in book
[man crush]
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's not scratch 'n' sniff
I'm not interested.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post OI!!!!!! WHERES MY PICTURES????
How ya doing Herbs, and you and Tabs missed my b3ta candle day. You are worse than a donkey rapist Fred west.

*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY CANDLES THAT HAVE GONE OUT.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I was there and held his hand ad he vomited out the drink meant to deaden the pain of lost friendship.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks coxxy sorry I ruined your favourite flip flops, Herbs it's too late now!!!
*sobs*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it.
I had a friend at school who looked EXACTLY like Ryan Gosling. He was treated with both suspicion and space by most women.

This has convinced me that women just want money.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you loaded?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a 30 year old Spectrum game on cassette tape
so I'm not loaded
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been wearing the same boxers for 3 days.
No.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I want them back when you have finished borrowing them.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, c'mon maaan. You're breakin' my balls here. Just another few days? You know I'm good for it.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 more days, and this time you sand the marks out.
Give them a squirt of lynx too, I cant put them back on until you've done that.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You won't regret it.
So hard to find a good pair of pants these days. The trade sure as hell ain't what it was.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that's for sure, cant beat a good pair of knitted Y-fronts.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post And *THIS*
is why women fancy Ryan Gosling, and it ain't anything to do with cash.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post What? This?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly can't work out if that's Ryan Gosling or said person I knew at school.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post Dance like Boris

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Now those are some nifty moves!

(TIVO PUKE, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Now go busk them in Covent Garden. We need our £9Billion back.
Oh and did you enjoy being bummed by bono?

www.b3ta.com/links/840293

We have eyes every where!!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Bojo Go Go

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
Was just about to post this myself!
Cheers!

Gif version is here... 2.bp.blogspot.com/-Oh8McJwksqs/UClX7MgYhaI/AAAAAAAAAZA/xqWRazD_x7Q/s1600/Boris_Dance_by_Matt_Partridge.gif

Matt Partridge
 (MattSatOnTheCat http://www.youtube.com/user/mattpartridge, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post he's funny and he dances lol!
let's make him presiminister!

/depressing shite.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post seeing as though a prime minister apparently has very little real power of his own anyway, might as well choose one who's a good dancer.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm
This is not an endorsement for him to be prime minister. I think he's a fool and should be animated that way...
 (MattSatOnTheCat http://www.youtube.com/user/mattpartridge, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.... well..... I see then.
*cancels fruit basket*
 (TIVO PUKE, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a link post Song For Aidan by Mogwai... Ruined I made this!
I murdered a Mogwai song by recording Glee-like vocals over it and tweeted @plasmatron about it. Sadly he never replied.
 (I helped save b3ta! ma0sm, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Your invite for the tour will surely soon be on its way
I can't wait to get fucked by the seetickets presale!

(The backing vocals remind me of Mike Patton)
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I'd at least get a takedown notice

(I helped save b3ta! ma0sm, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
On "Happy Songs For Happy People", they gave away a demo version of Cubase and individual instrument tracks for "Hunted By A Freak", so people could fuck about and make their own versions. Must be a few of those floating about!
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's definitely "interesting" better than One Direction any way.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just sent it to Barry

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)
This is a link post Dude on Chatroullette gets caught out NSFW
Cruel or does he deserve this?

What do you think?
 (Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha! That's class :)
what a tosser
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit cruel.
But funny.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
That's hard... (or not)
 (otl, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post i spent a fair few days on chat roulette with a little posters filling my screen that said
"what would your mum say if she could see you now?" and "you're now thinking about your mother" and so on... :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I forgot about it for a few years and loaded it up the other day
Everyone who saw me pressed next in 1/2 a second. Until I stepped out of frame and wiggled a toy Dalek in frame and threatened to exterminate the puny humans.

Basically people prefer Daleks to me. Which is fair enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
me Gingers
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Daleks anything
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that me?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese musicians on invisible chairs
1min in. How do you think they did it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post They
look like they're aligning their left feet *very* carefully with something on the floor just beforehand, so I'm guessing that they've got some sort of hinged rod concealed in their left trouser legs that engages with a hook or similar and locks in place when they lower themselves to the correct angle. I've seen yogis who use a similar gimmick to 'levitate'.
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts exactly. doh!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post They have a metal frame attached to their legs, undereath their trousers,
it fixes to the floor. Either that or they are hovering over high pressure farts.

Edit: mind the piss
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll go with the high pressure farts.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I was going with a frame in the trouser leg
Clever though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Serious amounts of starch on the trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Chi. More importantly, why are they sitting in front of the Time Tunnel?
 (Monsieur Valdemar, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Valiety is dead

(Montyphuq, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post Is it funny?
Jury's out, I guess. But reading the hateful comments sure is entertaining. I might start one about paedophilia!
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell.
I'm certainly veering towards the "that's very sick, and thus funny" even though I know it's not the 'right' answer. But I'm comfortable enough to laugh at just about anything. That cartoon, Electric Retard was a case in point (not sure it exists any more cos no-one would host it).
My girlfriend's younger cousin posted about this site yesterday on her FB feed and was quite upset (her mum's got leukemia). So, whilst I see, appreciate and enjoy witnessing how far people are willing to push a 'joke' I can see that other people aren't willing to cross those boundaries.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Just goes to show
that people will kneejerk to anything. Hasn't even occurred to them that it's a "metajoke"!
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
I told my girlfriend's cousin to ignore the trollbait and tried to give her some wisdom based on my jaundiced view of the world. Not sure I cheered her up at all but the sooner people realise that the world is largely full of cunts, the better. I should become a teacher.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Or a dentist.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's not funny.
There are cancer jokes that are alright, this is a 14 year old kids version.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted this on /talk the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry about that
I rarely visit here, so I didn't see that (searching didn't show anything either)
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no! I didn't mean glasscock or anything.
Was just making conversation really.
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, here goes...
I had to look that up. b3ta virgin.
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful...
Were in glasscock county
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Wish I'd known, I've been to Texas
though now it's called Sainsbury's Homecare
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll fit right in!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a link post typical lunchtime in melbourne
may contain velociraptors
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post seen the veolciraptor before
but that's still awesome, some great puppeteering there
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah, that's brilliant.
What an excellent costume.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the reveal:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow8s6-3-oNU
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a link post Any B3tans here from Leeds want to own up?
This story is hilarious for lots of reasons.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll be hard pressed to find anyone here willing to own up to living in Leeds

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well played, sir.
"I was definitely caught leering over the cubicle partitions at the swimming baths, but I find your accusations that I live in Leeds quite intolerable and an infringement on my human rights."
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
he hid in a cubicle and tried to answer them in a woman's voice.
He then came out and begged staff not to call the police before running away.

Pfffftttt,
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, yes, it was the impersonating a woman's voice that made me burst out laughing.
Couldn't help but think of Homer Simpson answer the phone in a female voice for some reason "Helloooooo!?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm disabled.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Acid.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it because you're from Leeds?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "technically an Olympic offence "
arf
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post Rim-a-dog
Very strange name for a drug for dogs; they just want to get your scent
 (beberu, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm....

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a link post Bomb The Moon - Stallion Explosion I made this!
In which we decide to destroy the moon
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post i love bombing the moon!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah!
let's blow that moontwat away!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Will I be put on a register
for watching this?
 (Fluffster, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post A register for moon bombers?
NASA's infamous moon bombers register. Yes, this is essentially a honey trap to find moon haters.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The Spong Monkeys won't be happy.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah well
they're pretty easy to evade to be honest
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose so
You can distract them with soup.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post you can distract them with almost anything
they like basically everything with a massive passion
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post nutter
more Wormsley length epics please Joel !
 (I_am_B, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i'd like to do more big stuff
just need to get someone to help pay for it!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I threw a lemon at a phone box once, which is kind of like bombing the moon..
Are you going to get these broadcast as fillers for cbbc or something. They are worthy of it, that is a compliment, seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post that's so mean.
and cutting. and subtle. i nearly missed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!
yeah the original idea was to do a bunch of these as in-between bits to hold a load of animations together in to a format, but I'm chucking some on the web for now.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool, I like them. Keep at it!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post If I ever did go to the moon
it would have to be in a volly
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the only car which will get you there in comfort
a fact they sadly fail to exploit in their marketing literature
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Safely too.
You'll certainly be glad of that NCAP rating when you enter an asteroid field.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
an old volvo can smash asteroids out of the way in deep space that would destroy entire continents on earth
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post The 12 Tenets of Kifflom
The long wait for GTA5 begins.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
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They really have to do something special with this to raise the bar. Other games have come in to take the crown. Go back and play GTA IV. Poor car controls, stiff shooting, a bloke that CONSTANTLY rings you and wants to go bowling (?!?!).

I'm actually wondering whether to not bother with GTA V, but I'll probably get sucked in all over again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post have you played the ballad of gay tony?
it pisses on the main gta IV game. it's so good it almost redeems it. almost.
also. how are you dude?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
I havent played Ballad...And I'm top of the world, thanks!

(I think the hip hop 'career' is dead though, seeing as I've had to sell my studio gear)
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post i can't recommend ballad enough. it's everything that gta iv should have been.
better guns, better missions, better cars and it's way way gayer too. small things like the map colour theme being pink make it way easier to use than the overly dark shit from the original. (glad to hear you're well but shame about the gear dude! although if you have an mp3 player and a pen and paper you can still write lyrics eh?) i need bacon.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You again!
*removes name from electoral roll*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *Steals name*
*Applies for credit card*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on
I don't remember buying a 14" anal dildo???
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You always get too drunk at christmas, your mum loved it though.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, Max Payne 3 was shite, LA Noire .. tedious
GTA5 has got to be good, no ? ... I'm sure the hype will drag us in.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post GTA 4 was the most boring game ever
This game phoned you every time you tried to do anything and the rest of it was a Traffic Jam simulator.
Even the music was crap.
No I didn't buy any of the downloads because why would I give more of my money to a company that made such a shite game in the first place.
Rockstar got unbelievably lazy, which is such a shame after their awesome stuff on the ps2/Xbox original.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i got quite angry at points too.
i only bought the 360 to play gtaIV. i'm really really hoping that V is better. san andreas is the best game i've ever played. if they could even match it i'd be really really glad. most likely it'll be shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post GTA IV was about the worst money I've spent on a game.
I enjoyed San Andreas, but maybe it's a factor of my age that I regard Vice City as the pinnacle of GTA achivement.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a link post Giant Skull on Wheels
The most incredible thing about this comic aside from the art and depth of storyline is the fact that I saw it for sale on a newsagents shelf next to the Beano
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post No wonder The Dandy is struggling to keep up.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell, that's a blast from the past!
I remember seeing that in the "ZINE" mag waaaaaaaay back in the days.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i think i was still a teenager back when i saw it

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
... make sweet love to you, from the inside.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a link post The awkward feeling you get when going back to your home town for a drink with your old mates... I made this!
WARNING: INCLUDES POETRY.

I went and made a film with the poet Polarbear.
 (joey2tits liable for libel, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post normally wouldn't bother to watch this
as I'm not all that in to poetry - but that was rather good.
have a click.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That was really good.
Just long enough to keep my attention and give a good narrative. A fine balance indeed. Good luck with future stuff and props to the poet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post just woke up and will watch when more awake!
someone posted a poem of his last week and i really enjoyed it! tell him he's wicked. is he up in edinburgh this month at all? i hope so but sort of doubt it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post very nice!
I know the feeling...
Also, danpearce1982 is clearly a numpty
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a link post Harry Harrison Dead
This mortality schtick is getting quite a bore...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved the Stainless Steel Rat books when I was a kid.
We all go in the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Speak for yourself.
I won immortality in a bet. It's working out great so far!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post *sharpens scythe*

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post what a motherfucking porcuswine

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post awww bums
Like his books, damn good fun they are.
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *Clicks viciously!!
I hope they turn the Stainless Steel Rat into a movie. Ok, I know it may
be a case of "too little too late", but I'd just like to see his work
on the big screen in honour of him.

Edit:- Hmmm, image challenge suggestion??
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a link post Abandoned Olympic buildings
We all suspect that this is how things end up after the Olympics have left town. Would be nice if there were a similar project showing which facilities are still in use...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I know that the Winter Olympic village from Lillehammer in Norway...
...was dismantled and shipped up to Spitsbergen (Svalbard) where it's now used to house the students/scientists at the university up there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm worried about what we are going to do...
with all the nationalism now the olympics is over and the 3rd war in europe is still taking a while...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The 2nd-from-last picture is fucking hilarious ...
not so if he's dead ...
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
But I'm not sure the value of showing a Winter Olympics venue in what is quite clearly not the winter.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's a weird paradox...
The buildings are like relics of a great time when the city wasn't so shit. But now the good times have gone and the buildings have gone to shit but yet you're still reminded of the good times even though everything's shit. Know what I mean
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean Progressive Insurance are soulless cunts?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That as well.
But are they though?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Are who what?
(you missed an opportunity to say "are Progressive Insurance soulless cunts?")
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Progressive Insurance soulless cunts?
really? why are Progressive Insurance soulless cunts?

Edit: number one on google search for soulless cunts now.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You know, it would be a shame if "#soulless cunts"
started trending on Twatter with lots of links pointing to a "let me google that for you" search for "soulless cunts".

Of course, I would want to distance myself from such behaviour, in case any soulless cunts took offence.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Not being a soulless cunt like progressive insurance but post a link, I'll rt.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it has been done
https://twitter.com/#!/search/progressive%20insurance%20cunts

But it needs #soullesscunts added, along with this link: bit.ly/NCDkRx
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post (I don't twitter)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Too soon man,
Way toooo soon.........
 (otl, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a link post Golden Postbox Locator I made this!
Sooooo as you all know, each hometown of every Olympic gold medalist has got a postbox that's been painted gold. But where is your nearest golden postbox I hear you ask? Well, wonder no more as I have developed a page that will tell you!

Excuse the Straight-Outta-1998 design. And it only works over wi-fi.
 (Marioshi, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool.
Good work that man
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely
there's someone closer than Manchester to me in That London.
 (Bezmina, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post oops
It gets the user's location based on their IP address, so there's bound to be some mistakes! ;)
 (Marioshi, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice bit of hackery
Where do you get the postbox locations from?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The hardcore way.
I had to go to the Royal Mail's gold postbox site - www.goldpostboxes.com - and then had to type the street names into Google Maps one by one to get the coordinates for each one to enter into a database!
 (Marioshi, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Dedication's what you need
If you wanna be a POSTBOX LOCATOOOOOOORRRR!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *trumpet solo*

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post scraperwiki.com
Tis the future
 (skintagain, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff
How easy would it be to have a 'Search for location' field? Sorry...I know nothing about these things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Probably quite easy! To be honest I made the page as a small project while I learn PHP/MySQL, but I'm sure I could implement one relatively easily if I tried! ;)
 (Marioshi, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough
Good work man. Way beyond what I'd be able to do. Keep it up! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks! :)
 (Marioshi, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Stuff!
But Skelton's is out.
You need to be about 3 miles due north
 (dribl, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine's out? The terrible bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
But I am sure there is a nearer one to me than Alcester.
 (Fluffster, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

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