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This is a link post Kimberly Futtock! NSFW I made this!
Nostalgic moments with Kimberly Futtock the faeces-obsessed Bluebottle!
(noznikrap, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:46, Reply)
This is a link post Challenge!
Identify every weapon fired and count every explosion.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Climb every mountain,
Ford every stream,
Follow every rainbow,
'Till you find your dream.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post hows about 'naaah'

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The military get all the fun

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It'd be great if you could have a world with all these toys and none of the killing

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreeded. You now some of the US forest rangers have recoiless rifles?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 3:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the first five were guns, then the next five were
erm, also guns, then the one after that, oh, yep, that was a gun. Is "guns" the right answer?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I have fired less than 10% of those.
But those I have are a blast!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
A "blast", eh? I see what you did there...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i lost count very early
mainly when i started making my own booms and dakka gun sounds
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post really needed for the recent postman pat flashbacks

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a link post Speed of Light Edinburgh Timelapse
This is prettty and pretty cool!
(alanparley, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post its called


embra


nicely done though
 (Montyphuq, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Tron?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post Dark Cayke Rises I made this!
**MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, IF YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK**
(Rural Swelley no, it's pronounced eye-gore, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you got any death left?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a link post Bank holiday Monday boredom? I made this!
Give this look-see.

It's minecraft, with the "Tekkit" group of mods on, which basically industrialises Minecraft. this is the first episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post real men play dwarf fortress.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post whaddafuq is that?
never heard of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Bane of my fucking life
is what it is.

I mostly just end up giving in and dicking around in adventure mode for a bit... until I get killed by a boar or some shit.

Fuck you, Tarn Adams.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Everytime
someone posts a video of this game

it looks just as boring as the first video I saw of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post No, no, no. It's just like lego....
virtual lego. Obsessively constructed over MANY days, by a socially-maladjusted, young man; alone in his bedroom.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post but... but...
I'm not in my bedroom i'm in my living room :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You can call it what you will...
...it's still a bedsit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm too old
to be a young man, but I love Minecraft
 (Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
and right up my street, have a sub and a click
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankee!

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The Yogscast Tekkit series
is my heroin
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ditto :)
Althought i'm trying not to copy them too much, trying to do our own spin on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a link post 2 hours of Dawkins and Krauss chewing the fat
usual stuff to enjoy/upset about science, religion and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll bookmark this for later enjoyment.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^that^

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post they've done a few of these under the something from nothing heading/book tour
all worth a listen at least for the Q&A session at the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely, two such great minds can't be the result of evolution alone.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The genius of this comment has caused my brain to flip hemispheres

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a nice headet he's wearing in the preview image
it looks like a really intelligent design.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "There is no God, and I am his Prophet"
Sadly not my own quote, it's from Alan W. Watts. Hell I wish I'd though of it though.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese drivers wear striped t-shirts to skirt seat belt law
This will do more for zero population growth than the one couple, one child law ever could.


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post seems like a ridiculous amount of
trouble to go through to avoid wearing a seatbelt.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Especially as the police look over the shoulder to see if you're wearing one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post not when you consider that alot of the cars in china dont have any seatbelts at all.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post really?
were they manufactured that way? or is it because they are older cars? or just cars with broken seatbelts that no one bothered to fix?
here in florida the seatbelt law only applies to cars manufactured after 1968. surely they can't have a law requiring seatbelts for cars that don't have them.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, aren't you supposed to have been blown to Veracruz by now?
You can get coverage clear out on the debris?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, Coxxy
nah still here.. my fence blew down and the yard is a mess. it's still blowing, but nothing major. Looks like the gulf is going to be nailed hard though. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, there's a bullet dodged.
Glad to hear. Scrunt would be lost without you. Making coffee that is never drunk; copies of his ass that are never seen; and surfing hours of porn on the internet without anyone to call him on it.

If the Gulf is hit hard, I'd keep an eye on George W.'s whereabouts - he is destructive.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
Scrunt is on vacation this week, i might have to consider hiring a temp. :P
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post the saftey standard of cars built for the chinese market are generally as low as you get
take this car for example which score a zero out of five safety rating.

But I don't know exactly why many cars-particularly taxis in china don't have seat belts. in my experience they seemed to have been either broken and useless, or stuffed underneath the seat covers making them inaccessible anyway. not wearing a seat belt is just part of the culture, and unfortunately its a hard habit to break.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Gah!
talk about crumple zones, that whole thing squished like a soda can! terrifying.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it reversible?
Otherwise what happens when we swap the driving?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Useless if you on the wrong side of the car
Also useless from preventing you from headbutting the steering wheel.
 (Sherbs, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Or flying through the windshield.
There is always one smarter than everyone else and always trying to get around the rules. Imagine the world problems that could be solved if this brain power were put towards real issues. I feel the same about those who develop computer viruses.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post 12 years ago today it was old news
news.google.com/newspapers?id=NiohAAAAIBAJ&sjid=rX4EAAAAIBAJ&pg=4550,8177629&dq=seatbelt+shirts+law&hl=en

and according to the author of the phantom hitchhiker a foaf tale spread by newspapers
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:40, Reply)
This is a link post Bing Gordon, the 8th man on the moon.
from little britain USA
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a link post Games we play
GC says no? So Im guessing its been on here recently, making me look like a spaz. Oh well, I still play some of these 'games'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post i enjoyed that.
Though i dont really 'play' any of them anymore, i used to!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post well
We must start 'replaying' them
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Played them all
Or similar
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 1:00, Reply)
This is a link post I think we can all relate NSFW
The perils of being a country singer with a permanent boner.

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(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a link post Lone: Raindance
Agh - i love this tune sooo much.

Super happy hands in the air rave throwback time
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a link post Gears on it

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post A point well made.
But just not as good as Prof E and Mr B.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)
This is a link post Good Shot!
One down, a few more to go...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post While I know what you mean,
but sadly this has a long way to go. My understanding is that currently a few different rebel factions (the article mentions the Syrian Revolution Union and the Free Syrian Army alone) are working together against a common foe. If they win, they will probably start fighting each other.
This is one of the reasons the rest of the world is reluctant to get involved.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually I think Wiki might have a more likely explanation for the 'reluctance'.
"Syria is a relatively small oil producer, accounting for just 0.5 percent of the global production in 2010."
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I accept your cynicism, but agree with Sundae
There is sufficient video of the rebels throwing bodies off of high rises. Even if you accept their version that those tossed off were already dead, had a western power done that, embassies would be burned as the treatment goes against the Koran.

I think maybe waiting is a good thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It will all end in tears.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a link post Pond Life.
Doctor Who prequel mini-series, being released at noon every day this week.

So, yeah.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post If Dr Who was so ace then why doesn't he whizz about in time and find out all the winning lottery numbers or results of every future horse race?
Because he has never done this he is crap.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post But why would you be so bothered about the lottery
if you owned a TARDIS?

Or maybe he did all that at some point that hasn't happened yet. Or he will do it in the past.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post My head hurts now.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post If he's going to do it in the past
then surely it has already going to happened? Doesn't causality demand that? Or is it just a bunch of timey-wimey stuff?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a link post The Colors of EVil
A smashing student short. Enjoy the rest of your bank hols everyone! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post GC I believe

(ElusiveCamel, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely CG.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I will just have to kill myself then.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Down the lane,
not across the street.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This reply is soooo cliquey.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The characters all have that "Dreamworks" smile.
eddyshao.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/pixar_vs_dw.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post Chimera cat
A chimera or chimaera is a single organism (usually an animal) that is composed of two or more different populations of genetically distinct cells that originated from different zygotes involved in sexual reproduction. If the different cells have emerged from the same zygote, the organism is called a mosaic. Chimeras are formed from at least four parent cells (two fertilized eggs or early embryos fused together). Each population of cells keeps its own character and the resulting organism is a mixture of tissues. Chimeras are typically seen in animals; there are some reports of human chimerism
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post A cat of two halves
both of them cunt

Pretty amazing though
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post /\ cat is result of drive by gingering/\
hghbcac
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it just a tortoiseshell cat?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
in that all tortoiseshell cats are chimeras - it's actually very common in cats (and this is why if you have a tortoiseshell it's almost always female). This cat happens to have unusual patterning that really very starkly shows the effect in a cool 'two face' way, as opposed to 'three-patchy-blotchy-face and-part-of-the-ear' way...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post So a chimera and not a mosaic then?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post this ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a link post 60 miles in 6 minutes I made this!
Just testing my new dashboard camera on a journey from Redditch to Alcester, Worcester and back yesterday, 16x original speed.

Sorry about the quality; it's on VGA resolution because I didn't know how much a 16gb SD card would hold.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Redditch - Studley - Alcester - Worcester - Hallow - Ombersley - Droitwich - Feckenham - Redditch

"the riviera of the north?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post North?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The girdle of Birmingham.

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice choice of music.
I see you are one of those people who disables comments on their YouTube videos. May I ask why you would do such a thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 27 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post first time I've ever uploaded a youtube clip
Will throw it open to comments once I've got the quality sorted
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You have the video reversed. It looks like you're driving on the wrong side of the road.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god! You drove the entire route on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!!
Are you crazy??
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I made some of those
a couple of years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz9hNTh8MQI
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that made me dizzy!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ! Now I know where you live....
pay no attention to the noise in your bins tonight...
 (I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a link post pickle surprise
I believe this may be a commercial for mayonaisse..... enjoy your nightmares....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Commercial for mayonnaise - Aww bless

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post well
I know its not... just product placement obviously
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

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