b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Links » Archive 6147 (Older | Newer)

This is a link post brass eye london whore dogs
what else can you say ?
i would dearly love to live in chris morris's head for a few days , just to see if it is as bad as mine
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would it be inappropriate
to say that Chris Morris is the dog's bollocks?
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a link post This Is Your Drugs On Drugs I made this!
I've been playing around with fractals on After Effects, with some weird and beautiful results.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadist.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like 1993 never went away

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post playing with fractals?
or playing with the visualizer in winamp?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loving these AE Experiments of Yours
Moar!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Artist Takes Every Drug Known to Man, Draws Self Portraits After Each Use
Ronald
 (I helped save b3ta! schoen'brau http://youtu.be/ZcVMrJ1EVAQ, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I smell a rat.
Either way, he's no Ralph Steadman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. It's fake.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye,
yer right pal, he's no!
 (I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that would have worked better
if someone else had given him the drugs (and some placebos), so that he didn't know what he was taking. They seem a bit too aware.

I prefer the Spider on drugs.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's adapted his style in relation to the commonly perceived effects of what he's taking.
Also:

"A smell of petroleum prevails throughout"

That story always kills me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
He's perhaps representing what it was like to have been under their influence, but I don't buy that he's made a picture while under the influence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice page
but the video is better www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if he realises what he did was illegal.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like that time you kidnapped that child?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't just the one time.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post True, didn't mean to cause any offence.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well you did, obviously, it wasn't just kidnap either.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh and did you know about this
www.b3ta.com/questions/strangejobs/post16092

the soulless cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey pissy!!!!!
How the hell are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Skelts,
Arrived, survived & got the shits. Internet is back to the dial-up speeds of folklore and the monsoon season is just about here. Other than that, fine!

How you doing?!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glad you're ok. I'll gaz you later.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post MDMA? Mephedrone? Heroin?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I call bullshit.
He's got 2 pics there after he's taken Ganja. If he'd actually smoked some, all he'd have been able to do would have been to sit very still, craving Mars Bars.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite why he's included cephalexin in his list I have no idea.
It's an antibiotic with no mind-altering properties whatsoever.

Sounds like arse to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Lemon Pie is AWESOME.
Poor Mexican dog shown we aren't all bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dogs are Cool
People are Cunts
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some people are AWESOME, as the video shows.
Some are cunts though :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Lion terrorises sleepy seaside town
Top marksmen deployed

EDIT: Previous incident in Southampton from 6 months ago win!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 27 Aug 2012, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least something positive may come out of this
"...and a golf course was evacuated"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6 months ago

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully it's still shut

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post What Four?
I live next to a golf course at the moment, dodgy, seriously, you see balls bouncing down the road at times, one nearly hit me the other week in the garden, i'm amazed a window hasn't been put through yet. I have nothing against golf players, just shit golf players, i fucking hate them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cannot comprehend golf
each to their own and everything, but I simply can't fathom it

Back to overgrown moggys, if any of you are stuck for something to read today as rain taps at your window, I highly recommend this: Man-Eaters of Kumaon
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand it either, it's a great place to sneak onto and take photos after playing hours though.
CaC.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post hey bready. Golf can be great fun, especially when the course is so water logged and covered in ice you have to wear climbing boots
and wellies, my record is three shots onto the green and 37 subsequent underwater/ice logged putts. I left the ball in the hole, didn't want to get my arms wet. Soaked my brother in icy cold water while I was hacking away at it though. Good Times

Ed: /or wellies
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Hey Skel-bo, we sneaked on and attempted a game a few weeks back, it was pitch black though and very, very dangerous, i can still hear the sound of the ball as it whizzed by my head, inches from my head.

It was actually lots of fun, if only we'd had glow in the dark balls though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your head was inches from your head?
I've heard what people get up to on a golf course in the middle of the night. Never heard anyone admit to it before though...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was that hard.
Nah, a friend tee'd off (is that the term?) whilst i was looking for my ball, his ball whizzed by my head, it was so close it scared the life out of me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me and some friends climbed a tree at ashton court golf course in bristol once.
we were having a sneeky pipe when one of my friends fell clean out the tree, he got hit in the forehead by a golf ball. It was fucking hilarious. Occupational hazard I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a link post NZ Soldiers Perform Giant Haka For Fallen Comrades
Strangely moving. Apart from the tall blond guy who doesn't seem to know when to start.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello Legless.
This is quite good.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
Well I don't really, but it's a fitting tribute.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I appear to have wet my eyes
click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. Powerful!
Brought a tear to my eyes. What a great sendoff.
 (Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Interesting analysis of juror comments in the Apple / Samsung legal money-spunk
The site clearly has some bias, but on balance, it appears that the whole thing was a waste of time and will almost certainly go to appeal.
 (spunkyD, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well im in Mobile and this is gonna shake things up alot...

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You must be really small
to be in a mobile
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 27 Aug 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post unless it's Mobile, Alabama,
in which case he could be really large.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post For the worse
Unless you are an Apple shareholder, a lawyer or work in sw patents.
 (spunkyD, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post the 'shake things up alot' is one of my favourite Alots.
hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post im writing wiv my talons

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post An absolute travesty of a decision by the look of it
Due process and impartiality appear to have been thrown in the nearest skip and set ablaze. I cannot see how this decision can be left to stand in its current form.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post why are people treating this like a patent dispute?
this is the new cold war, an american jury is not going to rule in favour of a korean technology giant... this is about securing financial strength of export.

about retaining power over newwer economies...its war.. not patents.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utter bollocks
he makes it sound like the jurors completely ignored all "prior art" but if you read the interview that he's referring to in full it's pretty clear that they said they got bogged down with the first device, along with it's supposed prior art, and moved on - only to go back to it later.

But yeah, it was always going to go to appeal whatever the outcome.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't say 'clear'
It's a bit vague.

I'm definitely dubious about some of the reporting on this case.
 (spunkyD, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose that quote is a bit ambiguous, this one, less so...
"Just minutes after the nine jurors in the Apple Inc. AAPL +0.09% and Samsung Electronics Co. 005930.SE -0.93% patent trial began deliberating last week, they were stuck. It was seven "yes" votes to two "no" votes on the first question they faced: whether Samsung violated an Apple patent related to the bounceback action a touch-screen makes.

With the votes tallied on a white board, they decided to review the evidence, recounted juror Manuel Ilagan in an interview. They powered up a video of a computerized touchscreen tablet that had been developed by Mitsubishi 8306.TO -1.60% that Samsung asserted proved Apple didn't come up with the idea first and that its patent should be invalidated.

They were huddled around a large oval table in a conference room at the federal courthouse here. On one side there was a large white board. On the other, a refrigerator and coffee machine.

Mr. Ilagan, who is 59, said they watched the video "very, very carefully" but decided to move on when the two weren't swayed. "We didn't want to get bogged down," said Mr. Ilagan, who works in marketing for a company that makes circuit boards.

The bounceback patent, which the jurors eventually decided unanimously that Samsung infringed, was one of a handful of sticking points in the otherwise smooth and surprisingly quick 22 hours of deliberations, according to Mr. Ilagan's account."

online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390444270404577612160843420578.html (paywall)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno
the whole thing has been bothering me a bit so I went and looked at some of the patents and they are very specific. Samsung's coping was rather intense. I'd say they should be ruled against in some capacity but the overall judgement seems rather shaky, and reading that article just makes it sound worse.

last thing, bounce back is annoying me. play bejeweled 2, make a invalid move and the pieces "bounce back" the game was out years before apple filed their patent.
 (MrPlankton, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the questions is
were the patents valid in the first place?

It sounds as if some of the prior art evidence washed over, if not ignored. The decision was much too quick given the amount of questions the jury were given.
 (spunkyD, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's nonsense too (no offence)
It's not like the 700 questions were all completely separate and totally different.

The majority would've been...

"Did device A infringe of patent X"
"Did device A infringe of patent Y"
"Did device A infringe of patent Z"
"Did device B infringe of patent X" etc...

Once the jurors had satisfied themselves as to what exactly constituted a violation of one of the patents and whether it had been infringed, AND being as a number of the patents were for software design elements that were the same for many of the phones, they could just go down the list checking off infringing devices rather than having to go through the entire process for each of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well if the jury had done such a good job of that,
how did they manage to award damages against Samsung for devices they had found were not in infringement? That's a pretty odd thing to happen if they'd done their jobs with due diligence.

It was a shoddy, rushed job.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the questions is
were the patents valid in the first place?

Also, it could be nonsense, but you can't categorically say "That's nonsense" unless you were in the room. Beyond what is being reported (assuming it is factual) you probably have as much of a clue as I do.

I'm not suggesting a conspiracy, just a massive lazy fuck up.
 (spunkyD, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can say it's nonsense because it's all there in the jury verdict form
www.groklaw.net/pdf3/ApplevSamsung-1931.pdf
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Mysterious Crop Circle
OK which one of you ...
(Bob The Frog, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 3:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post A Crudely-drawn Crop?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake! needs 3 aliens per bollock.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a link post BANG! arang! I made this!
I'm not really a skrillex fan, but I gameboy solo'ed all over that one song of his hahaha :D

does anybody have any requests? I'm hoping to do some acoustic/nice sounding songs and just ruin them a bit :D
(superpowerless, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
this makes two songs i had purposefully avoided listening to for longer than 17 seconds, that i have now heard in their entirety due to your links... i have a request...
play the gameboy all by itself!
(i say this in the nicest way possible)
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 2:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fairies wear boots
My favorite Sabbath song
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 3:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand what is happening in these videos
There is a man holding a game boy and listening to shit music. What is it?
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Ooh pretty
Also a childish giggle at the photographers name.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice find
I like the website as well, never seen it before.
 (Dry Rubbish, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a great site
often comes up with some nice stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post i found thisiscolossal through boingboing
who linked to this the other day, so i assumed it'd be GC to hell but maybe not?

www.thisiscolossal.com/2012/08/amazing-portrait-drawn-with-ballpoint-pens-by-samuel-silva/

it's a recreation of a photo done all in biro - amazing in so many ways!
 (Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 3:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post someone did post a link to biro images
but it wasn't this page - it had the ranga on this site plus a bunch of others...

b3ta.com/links/848628
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been going there for a while, it's really good.
The only thing about it is that people post links to that site here, it just takes it's content from other places though, it'd be better if people linked to the original poster and gave them some hits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I was argumentative
I would say that criticising a website for containing links to other sites was kinda misguided when you are on a links board.

But I'm not, so I won't!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post this
is one of my favourite photographer names www.mikecolon.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does he photograph Uranus?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post teehee
Semenov and most of his pictures look like underwater spunk!
 (MrPlankton, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a link post just for laughs... crazy complex gag setups
yeah you'll probably have seen some of these before but they were new to me... the manequin's head and dropped-wallet ones are genius!
(Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was so staged it was painful to watch

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 26 Aug 2012, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post all seemed a bit too staged,
who picks up a mannequins head? why not shout hey you dropped something? not one person kicked it off the sidewalk or inavertently stepped on it?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 2:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Just because. Scrunted over 4 years ago so fuck it. Bert and Ernie are OG.
I guarantee it will make you smile.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is one of my favourite Internet things ever...

(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! me too!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post If we're doing old ones
www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D Yaaaay el blast-o-rama!
The song is called "A Divine Proclamation for Finishing the Present Existance", performed by the band 'Last Days of Humanity'.

and exactly that is why I love this shit. Over the top, hyper ridiculous, über manly, relentless stupidity and just good ol' fun.
Once found a track called razorized ballgag by Gutteral Secrete. Usually I can stand 3-7 tracks before I have to quit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvU8j_Zsef0
 (Fistshaker, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post WIN!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post i click
bert and ernie are gansta as shit yo.... sesame street, is like in alphabet city. NYC... represent.
*miss f throws random finder signs and steals cookies*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 1:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You da bomb biatchhhhhhhh.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post quality
Awesome stuff, just made my morning!
 (I helped save b3ta! Phil McCavity, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Dogs Play American Football
A bonkers little clip from 1929 animal-cruelty-filled short, "College Hounds" (Skip in to around 2 mins for the action)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
Reminds me to pea roast one of my fave youtube clips
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAfd4Myulno
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's from the same series
They're called the Dogville Comedies. The goat bit's from a film called 'The Two Barks Brothers'
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post instabuy

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a DVD but it's only for Region 1
However, I would certainly recommend you DO NOT WHATSOEVER download the torrent file of these that definitely exists. That would be illegal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite of hese was one that I posted years ago but cant find, it was about a lady dog getting molested by a boston terrier.
She escaped to the toilets, but he follwed her and kicked the door in and got fierce, then the other dogs rescued her. It was funny as fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=II1BkpX03-M ???
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post press 6 for nightmare fuel

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better send out a warning!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ydHXcI58ZY
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dogs are awesome
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES!!!!!!!!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the puppy bowl has roots in history? haha.
\http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/puppy-bowl/videos/aberdeens-epic-scramble-for-td.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 1:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Who needs Tequila
When you can have gin with a worm in instead...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I need a worm in my gin
I will stick me own there
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Pat Benatar - Love is a battlefield (boynextdoor remix) I made this!
Only gone and made this! Bit of tongue in cheeck vocal dnb for yer bank holiday weekend.

bnd x

/fully expects hordes of die-hard 80s fans to maraude his home.
 (WildType is remixing your mum, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Danny Diaries: The Extraordinary Life of Danny Dyer NSFW I made this!
Ever wondered what Danny Dyer got up to in his spare time? No, didn't think so.. Well watch anyway. Only slightly NSFW due to censored swears.
Please excuse the small helping of spam in this video, as it is promoting a podcast, which in turn is promoting a radio show. Although I have been reliably informed that if more than 20 people listen to the live show at once, the servers will crash. So don't listen to that.
(oldboy127, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad
you fuckin' mug.
 (ElusiveCamel, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed this, you had me at 'Dear Diary, you fucking mug' hahaahaha
also, you shouldn't have bleeped out the swearing, also your technical knowledge of opera (not the browser) is impressive

Also you mentioned Bournemouth, so multiple kudos.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post very good
Shame about the bleeping
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks.
Unfortunately i had to bleep it as we played it at 11am on the radio. Even with the beeps we worried it might be a bit rude for the cunts on radio.
 (oldboy127, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a link post TNL Fail Compilation for August

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!
I just watched the latest We love Russia one. Crazy Russians; the bit at 6:08 gave me the heebie jeebies.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sod that!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
5:36
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
heebie jeebies raging horn
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uncanny ability to see through the deception!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! The one with the deer!!
and 4:11 is hilarious
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post aw, what a shame
I've liked your animations but it turns out you are just a loser with no self-esteem. I bet you get a kick out of killing flies just because you know they can't harm you.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did that
weird guy at the end, who looked like a young Bill Hicks, shit himself?
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post you mean this?
b3ta.com/links/841095

apparently so, yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5.23
Bastard elephant :)
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post WOO! Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of these are really lame
I like it when people try to be cocky and make a dick of themselves, especially at the mercy of animals.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post harr
3:14 is great.
He never had a chance really...
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 1:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post TIL
I love watching people eating shit whilst hungover
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 3:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me of a something my parents saw in Florida last month
Some idiot was on a motorbike, weaving in and out of traffic. His bike
came into contact with pick-up truck and shattered. He flew through the
air like a rag doll and landed cleanly in the back of the pick-up. The
pick-up driver apparently didn't notice a damn thing, and would have carried
on driving, had the cyclist not been knocking on the back window.

That's as much as my parents saw. Being Florida, I imagine it all ends
with the cyclist being shot.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one who can't watch these?
I'm just thinking: 'He's lucky not to break his neck', rather than 'Looolll!!'
To quote many a movie: Maybe I'm too old for this shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post IKWYM
I like the pratfalls and minor crashes but when people are genuinely injured the comedy evaporates for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post reupload with the copyrighted bit removed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z1mRZN47rg
 (Tharg, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a link post In honour of my candle day
Have pocket sized Clare Grogan showing just why the 80's screwed me up for life.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the kind of Birthday Party you want:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5I2vEcVC_I

Happy Candles again!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good heavens
I have never heard or seen that before. I kind of hope I never will again.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post THe Birthday Party!?! Awesome!!!
I'm off to see Nick Cave's old flame Lydia Lunch later, should be, erm, interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Release the Bats - I used to Mosh at the Limit in Sheffield to that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBIKiBC7zSI&list=AL94UKMTqg-9AU4P8StjIRu6A-yf6XlHfr&index=5&feature=plcp
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Swampland, it kills me every single time.

My idols.

*proper blushes*

Also: The Friend Catcher! Hee-Haw!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never got to see Birthday Party
Although ive seen Nick & The Bad Seeds many times,seen him solo,doing book readings etc. Still got 'it' after all these years!
 (I helped save b3ta! strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I never got to see them either, a bit too young, someone played them to me in Berlin when i'd wandered off the path after a gig about three years ago, first listen was real "WHOAOAOAOAO!!!!".
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles Sundae

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you Maiden!

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay, Candles! :)
I owned the album that came off, and can confirm that was the only tune you could actually listen to
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clare was one of my Role Models
Which might explain why my singing career and fashion sense have always been in question...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Insects see them crawling in their thousands, insects
:D Claire was fabulous.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her finest hour
was Gregory's Girl.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love that film :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my top 50 for sure :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZtHWz3yr4I
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles Sundae!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles again!
Nice choice.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles day for Sundae on a Sunday!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:14, , Reply)

« Older links | Newer links »