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This is a link post The classic 'rockumentary'. The british Spinal Tap :)
Just stumbled on this, "In Bed With Chris Needham". How many of you other oldies remember seeing this way back in the early 90s?
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
Remember that very clearly. He wasn't a million miles away from what me and my circle of tragic buddies were like back then.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah indeed, I was in my first band at the time this came out, 15 years old :) Of course we were far better than his band and totally self-aware, we weren't doing cover versions of Poison tracks in the same set as Nirvana tracks, oh no...
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went to school with him
I think I might be on this somewhere!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You're not Jane, his silent girlfriend are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha no,
even though I went to school with her I still to this day have no idea who she is
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That really is
one breath-taking mullet.
 (Queef In a Jar, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh flipping gold!
I saw a clip of this on Russell Brand's In Bed With Medinner Ponderland and wondered what the heck it was about. Now I know and can enjoy almost an hour of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post the guy went into legend round our way
loads of classic scenes and Quotes

"all of yer!!!" being one of my fav's

and the bit where he sit IN a toilet, flushes it and wonders why he's got a wet arse. PURE GOLD!
there's a couple of recent interviews with him out there too :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Romney Sings Concession

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, another one...
I'm off the board for the rest of the day, let you all get this shit out of your system.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite a good one tho
To be fair....
 (Queef In a Jar, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Buxton does Obama
Y'know, cos of the news and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Russian Street Artist Raises Old Buildings From The Dead
He really does some delightful stuff.

Some pics have been seen on here before, for which I'm not sorry for at all.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post These are a bit of a missed chance.
ideastracker.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/nomerz10.jpg?w=479
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post So much World
So little Goatse.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Here's a guy that's rather good on the piano.
There's a longer version on the album "Music keeps us young" that features a lot more improvising but there's no youtube link for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have the full transcription of this
but sadly I can only play the first two and a half minutes or so...

***edit*** my transcription is of the longer version you mentioned, not this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have the sheet music for this?
Would love to get a copy as it's one of my favourite piano pieces and i'm in the process of learning.
Could you point me towards where to get it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post See below.
www.amazon.co.uk/Billy-Taylor-Collection-Artists-Transcriptions/dp/0793566460
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
It'll make a nice change from "Standing in the need of a prayer" and "when the saints go marching in" that i've been playing over and over again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Class Gockery of the highest order.
b3tan smearballs' work, and given that lots of people are talking US politics I thought it was worth another go.

NSFW? Not particularly, unless you count a gun-toting Sarah Palin in a bikini. Oh it's on the preview. Ah well I'll uncheck it then.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Grand
I love his bum videos. Superb silliness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Stupid goats making stupid noises
Ronseal.
(Queef In a Jar, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please stick around and converse with the other board users.
I get so fed up of the incessant abuse that follows your posts when you don't.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post this!

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post that!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post the other

(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa, sorry!
I have never checked back on any of the links I posted! Apologies.

Ive just signed up and just getting used to it all....
 (Queef In a Jar, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shopped pictures only please.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Jill Greenberg
www.jillgreenberg.com/

Seems to get a lot of work for this kind of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a link post I just done this. It's a bright autumn day here. I made this!
Went for a job interview earlier that went well, and about to start cooking a chilli. Everyone else good?
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
I'm about to go into a 3 hour meeting and the only sandwich that was available in the canteen when I went down just now was avocado. I hate avocado.

I'm glad you're having a good day though.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get some cooked prawns
mayonaise, chop avocado in smallish pieces, get brown bread, season with some pepper.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post that wouldn't work for me
I don't like avocado, and attempting to make it palatable by combining it with two other foods I'm not fond of (prawns and mayonaise) sounds like a nightmare!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should cover it in turds.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ah, that sounds a bit rubbish. I'm not that great at cooking so the chilli might be a bit crap if that's any consolation.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm all about avocado.
Vote Team Avocado 2012!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post not bad
my car has just passed it's MOT, I've got a loaf of bread in the oven and I'm about to cook up some curried butternut squash and carrot soup.

Which is nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lesbo

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post what?!!
it's not like I said I was tiling my bathroom
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Baking bread whilst your cat looks on,
I'll wager.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with making your own bread
I do as i'am not a fan of bread made using the Chorlewood method

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorleywood_bread_process

You probably already know about the process being a veggie but look out for E920.
It's a reducing agent used sometimes in french sticks and burger buns.
It's made from animal hair and feathers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bake bread
largely because it's fun
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bake bread because I worked in a bakery and know what crap goes into comercial bread.
See above for E920 as one partially delicious example.

[edit]
A quick check just revealed that in the E.U it's made from duck and chicken feathers or pig bristles.
outside the E.U human hair can be used. (not from dead bodies as it wouldn't be kosher)
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh I know commercial bread is full of all sorts of surprising stuff
my response when I found this out was just to eat less bread in general, and bake occasionally when the whim takes me.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeast products are man's work:
Bread, beer, wine, and thrush.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post my pussy is all warm
and curled up on the radiator
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post could always be worse!
glad you're having a good one! :D me?up late. totally failed to pull my gorgeous mate last night or indeed in bed this morning but hey you never know... :D she's a super awesome individual and very gorgeous so i will keep trying. just about to go and do 3 hours at an after school club then a night shift in a homeless hostel which is the first work i've got since last wednesday so i wish it was tomorrow morning already but i can eat!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
bed share friend zone? intrigue!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know- Tickle's living in a soap opera!
(if Trainspotting was made into a soap opera, mind)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post go to this woman tickle
and tell her how you feel, don't try to pull her, tell her what is in your heart and then walk away (the walking away bit is key because otherwise its a bit scary) it'll all work out fine and you'll be having tickle babies in no time at all.

just don't let them near any current kids tv presenters... we don't know where that will end in 30 years time
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm probably going to McDonalds today.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I've not been there in ages. My new care assistant won't take me. Bloody hippy.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're not missing much
believe me!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dont get
the Australian burger. Tastes like my fingernail dirt
 (Queef In a Jar, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tend to avoid the "specialty" burgers anyways
ever since the big* tasty** incident...

*Wasn't very big
**Tasted like anus
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Tabby has just reminded me of this
by posting a link to "Uncle Fucker" not for any other reason...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Louise Mensch turns on Nadine Dorries
Some people just have no self-awareness whatsoever.

(For those who don't know, Mensch was a Tory MP who recently quit her post two years into her tenure because she wanted to move to New York with her husband. She has thereby triggered a by-election in her very marginal constituency, which the Government might well lose. How the fuck she feels she can criticise another MP for not putting their own interests before those of her constituents beggars belief)
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
I thought that was going to be "turns on" in a sexy lesbotic way.
DAMN YOU!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, I think it was intentional.
There's gonna be a LOT of /links boners right now, thinking about that powerfully erotic image.
(especially if Bready imagines them writhing around in sapphic ectasy in a pit of spiders)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Almost as sexy as George Galloway doing John Selwyn Gummer.
Yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am now vomiting over my own engorged cock
HAPPY!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Also incredibly aroused.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Addendum:
also drug taking revelations which wouldn't have surfaced if it had not been for the Levason inquiry.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I also loved the fact
that during the Culture Media and Sport Select Committee's grilling of James Murdoch, she felt it was perfectly OK to leave early to go and pick up the kids.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Won't somebody stop thinking about the children!?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Louise Mensch
has a drug problem?
Does that mean I could probably get a blowjob for a line of coke?

I'd be up for that; she looks filthy.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her husband manages Metallica
I wouldn't wanna mess with that
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair though
At least she resigned, Nadine Dorries basically just upped and fucked off!!
 (serge, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have said "fell off".
What a dull farce.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hypocrisy at it's best/worst
She never gave a flying sandwich turd about us when she was our MP. I think the only time she actually came to the town was to meet Queenie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post On the deluded front, I can't make up my mind if Dorries is just a poor man's Mensch.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Holy Monks - the pilot I made this!
Well.... made the music anyway
(Essence of Wombat, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was bonzer!
Is this a one-off or are you making a series? The master's facial expression were very enjoyable, and the music was perfect - nice one!
 (SimianKid internet faffer, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely :)
What did you use to make the music?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice. Any more coming?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a link post This is even funnier than Trump's twitter

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look at her youtube channel
...argh!
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
Is this real, or is it a parody?! It's hard to tell....
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post America died?
I fucking wish
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Religion: Know Your Limits.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
just reading stuff about her, she sounds like an almighty cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uh, ah
I'd laugh, but its not funny.
I can't stop crying...
:palmface:
 (deluxe, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Personality disorder
There's a lot of them over there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't stop crying
Is this suppossed to be funny?
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pWFERDKjl1k

EDIT: Holy shit, she used to be on SNL! And now she's a rampant anti-gay, republican, bible-bashing loon
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post What
the fuck
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post She'd fit right in on /talk

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post NEIN!
/talk's hearts belong to DEBBIE! The world's most Aryan Right-wing Jew.

www.debbieschlussel.com/

HEIL SCHLUSSEL!
I for one would LOVE to see her in the showers.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does she take it up the Schlussel?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post she was never that funny on SNL

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally agree
that era sucked for SNL
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are all the rich/influential Yanks fecking spanners?

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think in general Americans are a lot more melodramatic than...everyone.
And the crazy are so amplified that their delusions risk shattering the Earth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff on her website 'about' page:
"Supporting herself as a cigarette girl, a typist at the American Cancer Society..."

She can't even link those two polar opposites.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Star Wars Episode 7 Official Trailer*
*Not really...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a link post And you say your job is boring...
Well, better to have boring job, instead, lets say, the last one from the list...
 (deluxe, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is that website Gloriousmind that you keep posting too?
I'd not heard of it before you posted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I keep posting about?
Its like 2nd post related to this website (the first one was image I found on the site). Its just an ordinary site, not so popular so you would have heard about it. I get some updates on fb and I like this post. I think its not problem to post links to non-famous sites? Or is it?
 (deluxe, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Easy, tiger.
Just never heard of it before, wondered what its modus operandi was.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now you've heard about it!
:))))))
 (deluxe, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to be funny stuff on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be silly

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Any fans of the film 'The World's Fastest Indian' here?
If so, you might be interested in this. It's a little 10 minute clip about an old guy called John Renwick and his latest modifications to his Vincent motorbike, including nitrous and a pneumatic gear shift. Even if you're not into the whole bike thing, you have to admire that workshop. He has everything there, including his own rolling road. Got to love old folk like this who never quite grow up!
[EDIT] I'm very happy, having just returned from buying myself a lovely Suzuki DL650 V-Strom motorbike :)
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes!
Loved the film and would give my right nut for that workshop - The bike rules too!! :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite films!
I love the fact that this guy comes up with fantastic ways to get around his age. That automatic gearchange is amazing! I wish I had the sort of mind and skills that would allow me to make this sort of thing!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful!
Top find
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Fed up of the election?
Have some ridiculous sandwiches.

I also offer half-hearted and transparently meaningless apologies for two links in quite short succession.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is
_ART_
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I may not know art,...but I know I like toasted sandwiches

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting site
so you get a click
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like art you can eat.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that why
you got banned for life from the National Portrait Gallery?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!
But they won't let me back to life drawing classes any more :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly, you can't eat it.
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doh!

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woah, that's some serious craftmanship right there.
colour me impressed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Although I am not too hungry
I could have some sandwiches. Tasteful art that is what you got there!
 (deluxe, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that!
Although it wasn't until I saw the comparison to a real slice of toast that I got an idea of the scale of the pieces.

Nice idea, well crafted result, Yup. Ticks my boxes!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, that some people don't know what toast should look like.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Oil paint and urethane"
They pissed on their sammich?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKI-tD0L18A
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post i knew you'd love it

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post well that's next year's mercury prize sorted then

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shmuley Boteach
Shmuley Boteach
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the new Scrunt?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nop,
just like the sound of it. Unlike the sound of ^that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shmuley Boteach to you
and Shmuley Boteach to your children. Rejoice
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha, how the fuck does shit like this get made
the chorus is like something from a kids TV show
in fact I'm pretty sure Rod, Jane and Freddy wrote this
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post i've watched it a few times now
it's actually so bad it's really really funnny
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leave Rod, Jane and Freddy aloooone!!1!1!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is 'motorcycle'...
A thinly veiled allegory for cock? Cos that's how I heard it. He's hitting on a tranny.
 (saint_edward, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love hearing music I wouldn't even download for free.
I suspect the target audience is 14 year old Bieberettes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It reminds me of the
day when britpop died... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9rfgXm_Gs
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D I've not heard that before
it's like a Mumsnet version of a Blur track
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
That's really shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post youtube insightful comment of the day
"people said he was a little gay boy jut because he was on grange hill, eastenders and his mum was a dance teacher"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post People said Todd Carty
was 2/3 gay because he was on grange hill, eastenders and his mum was not a dance teacher.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Todd Carty was 200% gay
because he got aids on eastenders?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
guilty pleasure ahoy
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy snappin' anus!
How have managed to miss that abortion of a song till now!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post when i was a youngster
I had a proper crush on Sean Maguire - tru(but slightly shameful)fax
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post But you're about twenty years older than h....
oh
*penny drops*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help but think that:
For the majority of that performance he looks like a hunchback who needs a piss
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's all I got as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post has he got a bad back?
Seems to be bending over alot.
 (noodle_pot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post you get used to that
being a pretty boy on X Factor
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have got learning issues
That last line rhymes with tissues
I swore I'm such a rebel
Errr something about Red Bull
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he needs the toilet really badly
Is her "big black motorcycle" a euphamism for her hairy lady bits?
And, bloody hell that's shit
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it made me grin like a special bus escapee
and that makes it better than most of the pop I've heard over the last six months.
It's that special kind of godawful that becomes endearing.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking
hell

That's a great big pile of steaming shite.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post he looks like he's busting for a piss
poor chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more cocaine.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post UUUUURRRRRRRRGH!!!
Also, they start the song with the sound of a harley, then later show the "big black motorcycle" to be a small red two stroke crosser. Which will never sound like a harley.
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking god awful
and I haven't even got any sound at work!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The best bit
Is when it ends.

Down with all this "music".
 (Midamachewspageoshirkews We don't need another hero, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know who he is, but he looks like a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a link post If only The Goat were still around...
A Daily Mash item that you've probably all seen already.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post “We’ll probably force everyone to be tattooed with a barcode too, although that’s less of an issue now that all their personal details are on Facebook.”
Yeah :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a link post "Swansea Love Story" - an excellent, though profoundly depressing look at teenage heroin addicts in the pretty shitty city.
In case anyone's too happy about Romney not getting in.
Alternatively: This always makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watched this a while back
Watched with utter disbelief, truly shocking!!!!
 (serge, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen this before, it really is bleak.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you think you have problems?
Truly heartbreaking
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are they playing top trumps
at the beginning? "i'll see your valium at 12 and raise you a crackpipe at 11"

Seriously though, sad depressing times.
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally agree.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post grim
not in the least bit shocked by that unfortunately. doing a night shift in a homeless hostel tonight! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lived in 3 different ones over the years
Awful places, like prison but the residents are allowed drink and drugs... what can possibly go wrong.....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait....
My husband volunteers overnight at one- so I'm guessing they all don't have a strict no booze/drugs policy? Bloody hell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post the one i'm working in is dry so that's something
i really really like about the place on a saturday night. :D but yeah. pretty grim. better than the street though i guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me proud to live here*
*Sarcasm
 (Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post And he has money for a bloody taxi?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't watch the swansea link
but I did watch your alternative link - and it made oi larf!

Especially at the memory of it winning an MTV Movie Award for Best Musical Performance :D
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That VICE channel is a good 'un.
Much better than the website.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Fails, November 2012
For pobblepop
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck!
A sensible post at last.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post HC

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the TNL stuff
A bit less probable death, and less filming people in agony.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, they tend to be up to date too, most of these are really old.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next time can we have a warning along the lines of: "Contains agony and certain death".
Wishing I hadn't clicked that.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post are your referring to hippo?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:16, , Reply)

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