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This is a link post FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!! THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!
Ahem. Not that I need it. *twitch*
 (Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post its the end of days...
the mayans were right (they tweeted about this moment!)
 (I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered who would crack first

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post errr.. it might just be you.
works fine here. gmail being down this morning caused all sorts of crap this morning though.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post OURS IS BROKEN

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post really???
how odd.. i have a normal news feed, and can see your posts just fine. oddness.
*goes to post random things to Herbs wall* ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post OH GOD I can't delete the offensive ones!
Agghhhhhhh!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's back!
Phew
Oh you DIRTY Mare! I would never consider doing THAT with you...
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post haha.
i did find it odd that my 'fiends online' box dropped down to nearly no one, but i simply thought that the UK had gone to bed (or the more obvious would be that everyone set me to ignore)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post you have fiends?
are they like friends, but snidey and rude?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post yes indeed!
errm you have clearly been stalking me on FB... one goes by snide... and there is a rude one or two in there too.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ADD MEEEE, ADD MEEEE...
I'm the dashingly handsome one... send me a message first with the code phrase "I shat on your lawn" so I'll know it's you ;)

If I don't reply send it again once every 30 minutes until I do.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
(sends all of Herbs male friends that i am not already friends with a message of 'i shat on your lawn') yeah i see that going over well....
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I know who he is if you want to send him pictures of your chebs?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha! wine/nose.. ouch!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He is way too cool to be my friend on fuckbook though
*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
if you aren't friends with him then there is no chance i will ever rank.
*cries even harderer*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post There, there girls... there's still hope! :)
I have space for one last lovely lady to be on my friends list... just transfer £200 ($300) to my bank account as a deposit and then I will send you an application form.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post how i know this is a scam....
$321.54 is the current conversion rate... that is not including bank transfer fees... :(
you really must get your math(s) right.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhhh...
I was giving you a discount because you're my favourite ;)

Pay now and receive 5 free pokes if your application is successful. *Any additional pokes charged at £10 ($16.07) each.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 FREE pokes!!!!
THAT^ is betterer than a BOGO!!!! where DO I SIGN UP??!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post down for me too :D
(right in the middle of me creating an event!)
 (I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
Peeps are reporting it from all over t'globe. 'Tis the end of things. The END I tell ye! Well, nice knowing you all, I'm off on a raping spree.
 (Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's always the raping with you.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I know.
Now touch your toes.
 (Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Was a bit borked about half an hour ago.
Seems fine now.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Not just me then
and I'm having problems with Minecraft.net. Maybe I should just go to bed.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Just found a tip in the river of shit on twitter:
beta.facebook.com works, though each time I click a link to a different page within the site, I've had to manually edit it from www to beta (I wrote b3ta first time I tried it, which made me chuckle).

edit: I should say, works for me. Seeing mixed reports on shitter.
edit edit: never mind. It's back.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post i will keep that in mind
for the inevitable crash here. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew.
Now I can go back to leching at pictures of women I don't know.
takes off trousers again
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew.
Now I can go back to watching JamTallons' webcam of him wanking at pictures of women he doesn't know.
takes off trousers again
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew.
Now I can go back to watching Mr Dogshit watching JamTallons' webcam of him wanking at pictures of women he doesn't know.
takes off trousers again
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *Joins Facebook*
Where do I click?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a link post A slightly mental Channel Four Unreported World
I actually felt disgusted to be a male after watching this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It features such things as women being vocally called slags because they walk down a street by basically every man etc
Nothing odd going on there then. And girls, even in veils, being mobbed by gangs of youths for some reason.

Egypt, I think your male population is slightly fucked
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post different cultures are different shocker

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post No, 'different culture' is the most bell end excuse imaginable
Fuck their culture if groups of youths chasing teenagers down the streets and groping them is 'cultural.'

It's not, and it's wrong, you fucking dick head
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one. this is a 'comedy' website, yeah?
i didn't say it was right.

cockface.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Comedy website' is an expression getting far to overused by humourless wankers to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed. goodnight.

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post If you were the one to decide what's right and what's wrong, people would be getting murdered in the streets.
Thankfully it isn't your place.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Say what you like about Western countries
I wouldn't fucking swap em for the world.
Bunch of utter scumbags.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Truly gobsmaked with how thier society has come to this

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...by the looks of it it's already here.
Currently tensions @ Europe are rising to a boiling point.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
'the uploader has not made this available in your country' for once i am thankful i think.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Subjugation of women
Is not fine whichever culture you're in. If it is an entrenched part of your culture then your culture is fucked.

Saying a certain behaviour is part of.someone else's culture is patronising. Give people the respect of equal treatment by applying your own views to their ideas.

I'm perfectly willing to listen to someone else's views and have my mind changed, but until then I'll use my own views to make judgements about other people's behaviour irrespective of their culture or colour.

Come on, give me a valid cultural reason why the subjugation of women is a good thing?
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This viewpoint is the correct one.

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post cultures evolve.
they've had electricity and 'democracy' for how long now? any running water yet?

give peace a chance.

i'm not saying that anything is or is not a good thing, whatever that means, simply trying to introduce another perspective, to zoom out and try to look at the bigger picture, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post massively patronising
I'm saying it is wrong.
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post Krispy Kreme needs your help
No, not the doughnut manufacturers, the teenage hip-hop "artist". He needs a new name. And some self-awareness.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post He should change his name to Pepsi

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that's
one hell of a speech impediment
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iygcpqKw0Yc surprisingly enjoyable!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And now I'm confused.
Is it a joke? In which case he's brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It has to be
Surely
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
yes he is a u.s. 'Devvo' type , a funnycunt
 (bonnie_prince_bob, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I came across some stuff he did pre-krispy kreme when he was a 'serious' rapper
He's actually quite talented, I'll try and find it.

edit: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nr-m-_z23X8
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! he is pretty damn good.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this Reeves and Mortimer sketch.
youtu.be/6roNA0izLAo
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:34, Reply)
This is a link post Who want's to learn to spell 'Hunt'
in British Sign Language?
Excellent new guide to learning how, from the signers perspective, with moving bits to make it even easier. Summat to do on Christmas day instead of playing Charades. It's the gift that can keep on giving all year round!
EDIT: All jokes aside, this is a really valuable thing to learn, and it's the small things sometimes that make a difference. So really, give it a go you lovely people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh! coolness.
that looks like fun! though i think you have just made it so i offend even more people when drunk. :P
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post But just think
if 2 of you learn it not only will you smash the shit out of the others at 'giz a clue'* but you can also talk about people in front of them..behind their backs!



*may also come in useful when you want to be nice and meet a Deaf person and want to be helpful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I have friends who know sign language
They use it for communicating across bars.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear it comes in handy in prison.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there really that much you can say with a fist?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post So what's the sign for "Please, not up the arse again"?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I would probably just pull a scared face
there is a lot to be said for the effectiveness of facial expressions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post oh! very true.
i fear i may not be very helpful if all i remember are swears....

*bookmarks for when not drinking* :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Your sign language is different Miss F anyway
it's one handed which is far easier to do with a pint in one hand.
Here, you should try this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMQHd1UBkeI
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!!! :D
that song made me happy smiley! and was able to follow along with a glass of wine in my hand. bonus! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Much more sensible.
We will have to make do with the 2 handed alphabet for now! We work round it mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i like how it can be very expressive
in a meeting, the figure "666" was translated by the signer making devil horns.

*waves jazz hands in appreciation*
 (I helped save b3ta! nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace! I once had to sign
'sucking on the devils cock' in front of a cinema full of people. I wish there had been an easier way of doing it, but, sadly I had to go for it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
dare i ask if there is video evidence of this?? hahaha.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt it...
thank god. Although I bumped into a hearing bloke about 9 months later while slightly worse for wear in a club and he pounced on me and went..'you were that girl signing before the film! I loved how you signed about the sucking the devils cock!'
see my profile for more details.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Warning to non-brits:
Deaf people don't use this language in your country. Americans use ASL and Australians use AUSLAN.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:38, Reply)
This is a link post Spied on my way home from work. "Festivus for the rest of us!"
the three kings brought some interesting gifts to the baby Jesus this year... a tower of Pabst Blue ribbon!




local news article on it:
www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Festivus-Pole-On-Display-at-Deerfield-Beach-Intersection-182677531.html
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "With permission from the city" - that's sticking it to the man.
And as for PBR - "Pabst Blue Ribbon is a premium lager brew crafted with a hefty infusion of 6-row barley in its ingredient package, a carefully balanced carbohydrate profile from corn syrup," is there nothing manufactured in the States that does not contain corn syrup. It sounds rubbish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post trust me... PBR is vile.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd guessed that!
But he must have been committed to his cause if he managed to neck 23 tins of the stuff. Nice to see in your photo that one of the angels is downing a yard of ale though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post one does have to admire his commitment to tastelessness.
haha!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a link post Suck my Lollipop

(herman:D, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post

(herman:D, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post wpqw

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post New glasses, Herbs?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post is the 'I made this' button 'gone to China' again?

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese farmers throw molten metal at wall
With pretty much no protection.

Looks awesome though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the ISO standard fire protection offered by an old sheep skin.
Spectacular, but a bit bonkers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *reaches for H+S booklet*
*throws book at screen*
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a link post Tekkit numero 11 I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a link post Humans are Disgusting
Did you know that you are fucking disgusting? Well, you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No more rimming for me
I'm not having that filthy mouth anywhere near my arse!
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post What about if I brush AND floss?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post try as you might
them's some persistent clag nuts he's got there
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ewwwwww
Thankfully he didn't mention the amount of spunk produced by the male population of this planet fills two olympic size swimming pools daily.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post and they're both
in Tabbys back garden
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Spunk Fact #2808
Ejaculating in space would accelerate the average man by about 0.78 mm/s.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a lot of wanking to get to mars

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Like you need an excuse.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *Wanks*
Sorry.. what?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post curiosity was powered how?
come again?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It'd take about 128,000 starting from Earth orbit
To be frank I think even you might struggle whacking that many out with neither air, water, food nor porn.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post So what i want to know is?
Who's filling the other one?
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:24, Reply)
This is a link post War Of The World - The New Generation.
Thoughts, anyone?
Feel free to skip the first half if you've got a short attention span.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts are mainly
"Why?"

There's nothing wrong with the original, IMO.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess "because" would be the only real answer.
They've updated a few bits - there's some dancey basslines and some dubstep lite (for beginners) and some industrial mutterings going on. It does seem a bit strange to try and make something appeal to the yoof when the only people who'll notice are the 30somethings.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not sexual
enough
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Allow me to illuminate it for you
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 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This appears accurate

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Who's going to buy it then?
I just don't see a market for it, but maybe I have an optimistic view of the world's taste in music.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post People who liked the original
but think it needed more Gary Barlow?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The original is so good that even when its totally ruined it still sounds brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That sums it up pretty well.
Also I think that dubstep could very well have found it's only natural home here. Distorted warblings and off kilter beats would be pretty much perfect.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved it
Quite frankly, voices and theatrical talent like Richard Burton's come around every few hundred years, Liam Nielsen sounded very good.

Guess it will be Morgan Freeman in the States..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP DOING WAR OF THE WORLDS WRONG.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *Cowers*

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You should hide Jahled....
I saw what you said..
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you've got Norfolk's maddest man.
etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well whoever was voicing the artilleryman needs some acting lessons
He really shouldn't be sounding quite so happy about his unit being wiped out.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post still waiting on the 8-bit version...
à la www.youtube.com/watch?v=euLdKW_Db1k

but with added currah μspeech samples please...
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Dubstep triplets (a.k.a wublets)...
Fuck 'em.


Fuck 'em dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well first off, the artilleryman sounds like he's about to laugh
so that's a load of shit. Liam Neeson appears to be filling Burton's shoes though. Just. But the music feels off...hardly changed from the original really, apart from a few jazzed-up effects and beats. But the whole thing sounds...well...a bit cheaper, like those rip-off cds you hear playing in shops without the original artists.

I have to ask, what's the point? If you're not going to redo it massively and more betterer, don't bother at all. Quite liked the bit where it goes all underwatery though.
 (Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^that right there!!
I went to see the stage production at weekend, and absolutely loved it...

and even though i did really enjoy it, it still made me pine for the the original .. Burton, Essex. Lynott.. the original is one of those rare examples of getting everything right!

There really isn't a need for "the new generation" .. Jeff Wayne must need a few quid, and Barry Garlow hasn't nearly enough exposure is all i can think!?!
 (I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post much as i love it...
...david essex? really?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post at the time, he was a popular bloke..
and although he's a bit annoying, i really like his voice on it..


"Just hunks of mettul.."
 (I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post a brave new world!
innit. yeah, kinda like it - rose tinted nostalgia an' all that - but he was just flavour of the month at the time, much as whoever is playing whoever in the current cash grabbing remake i s'spose.

let's start over agAIN... over aGAIN...
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post no nathaniel! oh, no nathaniel, no...
there must be more to life...
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't feel the same.
It's like I've stumbled across what I thought was the original but is actually a not-as-good cover. Like those Christmas albums you buy that turn out to be Stars in Their Eyes style impersonations.

Disappointing :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)
This is a link post This man doesn't like his bush tampered with. NSFW
HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
$50 for bush?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that.
"Arsehole vandal gets caught" would have been a better title.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post what was with the weird sound distortion
on the guys voice?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post im with the bush defender
what kind of prick rips up a bush so he can skate, can you be any more selfish?

"im gunna put i back...." yeah thats how it works, a plant will just keep on growing if you shove it back in the dirt after roughly ripping it out the ground

id have just beaten him with the bush, faulty towers style
 (Jamesrobson, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post gake and fay
camera operator unseen by psycho? really?
 (itilliterate, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking the same thing.

(Sherbs, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 5:54, Reply)
This is a normal post We want... A SHRUBBERY!

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post SHRUBBERY?
DID YOU SAY SHRUBBERY SIR?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:38, Reply)
This is a link post Anecdotes of Kim Jong Il's life.
A PDF, straight from the official DPRK's webportal.
136 pages filled with varying degrees of insanity.

Read about him changing the weather, explaining the workings of the Mir space station to Russian space techs and identifying different types of chicken.

"Kim Jong Il commented that the figure 8, if
written sideways, becomes ∞, the sign of infinity.
Everyone who heard him was filled with admiration."
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that really is wonderfully bonkers

(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff!
*saves for later*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:23, Reply)
This is a link post £1 fish man official video
Oh dear.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post *Eats popcorn*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Pulls out deckchair.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That's 5 quid for the day if you want that sonny jim.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post if you've sat on it
you've bought it
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You have that tattooed above your privates,
don't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post not any more
i had it covered up with "half price sale"
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ...on mug trees"

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post better that than
"free cycle parking"
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't pretend you don't know

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post But it's my bloody chair!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Just because you rented it yesterday
doesn't make it 'yours'
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ... is what Herbs has tattooed above her foo-foo.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta have some insurance...

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never tried Glasscockfish.
What price are they?
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. They managed to make a video for less than the price of a fish.
"Actually, we needed £5k for 'proper' actors & catering"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather this for Xmas #1 than whoever won X-Factor this year.
Good luck to 'im.

Edit: He seems genuinely unselfconscious about the whole thing too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I've spoken to him on the way to football.
It was a while back, before he was a 'Youtube sensation'. He didn't speak much English and didn't understand why people kept coming up and asking him to sing 'the fish song', but was glad to do it because it made them happy.

Good luck to him.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post When i was younger i always wondered what it was that made people stop listening to the charts...
X factor did it for me. Bleurrggghhh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I just got old
and no longer understood this new young music. I do want to believe it's a load of cuntsocks though, I really do...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a lot of great new "young" music
But very little of it's in the charts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if you're going to fuck up the airwaves with a song about cheap fish...
...may as well fuck it at full throttle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking dare get this twatting shite in the charts
Ive just had 2 months of hell having to play Gangnam style 6 times a night. If it charts i'm going to kill everyone.


*Probably won't kill anyone
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where he held the fish.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 2:09 could be good gif material...
Also I think I prefer his ladies to the Gangnam ladies, but I digress...this is about fish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:04, Reply)
This is a link post Does Santa REALLY like mince pies?
cos I think they're a bit shit, myself.
 (Shadowfaxthehoss, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Mince pies are ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Bleughhh
Christmas cake and pudding are horrible too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hot mince pies with custard!!!
Come onnnnnnnn!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post HOT CUSTARD?
*bokes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post =O
SACRILEGE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post School dinners RUINED hot puddings for me
a plastic plate full of half warm semolina with a blob of jam in the midhhuugghhhhhhh.....uh...uhhh......I have to stop there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Home made custard
is not school dinners. Real eggs in it and everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post custard i can do
semolina/rice pudding/tapioca I just can't do.

at all.

same for butterscotch angel delight, but that's another story
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical scouse.
Anything more 'fancy' than faggots & smash and she's culinarily overwhelmed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "faggots & smash"
sounds like you and miranda on a night out
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Correction:
Sounds like Miranda & I have finally got a name good enough for our urban dubstep project.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Dubstep is worse than Herbs semolina

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post In that case
you would think tinned semolina and 5% 'real fruit' jam would be right up my alley.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
it's supposed to go in your mouth
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i've certainly heard that's what your alley looks like

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Mind, "alley" makes it almost sounds bijou.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 10foot though,
not 4foot
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Only that one time you smashed my back doors in
but we promised never to talk about that again. It hurt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Try Fried Christmas Pudding
Not deep-fried, just in a pan.
It goes well with evaporated milk and it's better if you use leftovers.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post What ARE you?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post O_o
Do you find that you're hearing your GP use the word "morbidly" a lot?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post He GAZ'd me to ask what Bariatric meant..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Christmas pudding is like port:
It only happens once a year.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a link post Guy uses pet rat to clean his teeth.
At least I umm hope it's a pet.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *bokes*
almost as bad as those women who let their tiny yappy dogs french kiss them
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post What's your opinion on letting your cat lick your jam covered testicles?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post My cat's bumhole tastes of sardines.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that why your penis smells of fish?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post WILL YOU STOP LOWERING THE TONE

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does my cats breath smell of sardines?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *grooming alert*

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I never!
*Wafts cape*

*Storms off*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post can pet rets get weil's disease?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The rat itself is very cute
But for fuck's sake...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I have pet rats, and they're very cute and intelligent.
I do not let them do this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Rats clean their private parts also with that tongue.
So he got ratfilth on this teeth now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:42, Reply)
This is a link post And now for something a bit more serious... (PDF)
Apologies for double post, but I though I needed to break the chain of random music postings I've made and link something more serious.

Anyway, a couple of years before he died I once had the pleasure of sharing a few pints with Jimmy Reid, who was a genuine legend.

It's not a long read, but impressively it still sounds as if it was written in modern times, not in 1972!

Anyway. Jimmy Reid - Pure dead brilliant... Unfortunately.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post link for viewing online:
https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=cache:drrZvvbN-BAJ:www.gla.ac.uk/media/media_167194_en.pdf+&hl=en&gl=uk&pid=bl&srcid=ADGEESgs9GKMi9R5TddRQ9OXd8QZflkRTTJForezgc1c993_29pNwVOB4s77AXQ41cvUDoPGIHhFRSD3BFd7l62yIficUJwN4k4hfSnN_J1eOjn5Lo4lqSEfpSCx8hLu70Vus32dGwMy&sig=AHIEtbQI3MeKTP3LuAv2lZ-RuRdE_rlgiw

I will give that a spin on my kindle. Hard to click 'I like this' until I have read it though...
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers, I wasn't sure about PDF link etiquette so I just went for it
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess there isn't one
but they are a whorish format, full of crabs and old spunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post talking of pdfs...
prolly well gc but only recently stumbled upon here, thought it may be of help to our transatlantic cousins:
https://edit.ethz.ch/cepe/education/ResMethodWriting/WritingDoctoral/edit/anglo-eu-translation-guide1.pdf
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Best ask Pissflaps....
He's our resident PDF file.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Looks like a good read for the train into work in the morning.

Thank you.
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a link post I refuse to allow RiverGhost to get away with that
This is far superior.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post just had a listen,
and no. It isn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a link post Apparently, Jesuits are going to launch a bukkake bomb at Canada NSFW
This is her major fear and the subject of a lot of her videos...not posting for lol's but for the enormity of her insanity...NSFW because your boss may know what bukkake means...
(DeSade - is grannyfappin, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post GAIL!!!
*Has telepathic sex*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Is she GC?
I can take down so nobody's time is wasted...
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post She has had some postings before.
No need to delete however. Her batshitness always brings a smile...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You just want to explode your semen bomb inside of her.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post She's too good for me.
=(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you are probably right.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post How do they think the semen will survive the nuclear blast?

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a QOTW right there!
With a significantly low chance of pearoasts! :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, if this is the quality of XKCD's What If these days, then it certainly seems to have taken a turn for the worse.
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post wow.
that is a whole level of crazy i have somehow missed!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a link post this what happens when mexicans sing on planes
tragic news just in
man finds last bourbon cream in packet but shop is shut
woman found away from kitchen
and as we go live to scene of the rampageing woman who has deserted her kitchen we are hearing that david cameron and nick clegg have reached a deal for unemployed people to be culled at the rate of 5000 a month to help stop inbreeding and to give underemployed SAS marksmen live training in urban areas
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a link post Monkey madness: Macaque in John Motson-style jacket goes berserk at Ikea
Best headline ever?

I dunno, but Dammit, it's up there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *Pulls up deckchair*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Look down

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh just. . .
Fucking D'oh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:38, Reply)

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