It has to be said...
he has let himself go a little these days.
Still popular in Russia evidently www.youtube.com/watch?v=UErw7VHgvx0
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 8:22,
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Here comes the sun (at the flick of a switch)
This could really change some things:
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 23:01, Reply)
That's interesting.
Hard to gauge if it's as good IRL as it appears to be.
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Varmint, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 23:14,
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Impressive!
with al this stuff ,its for the rich only for the first ten years :(
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 23:20, Reply)
We need to install this in all those unused bedrooms in social housing that the evil Tories are r
educing the subsidised hand outs for. God knows we've got a glut of social housing stock. Heaven forbid that it should be under occupied. And of course a reduction on a hand out is a tax, cos we're all entitled to hand outs, aren't we? How can you tax something that isn't money earned and worked for? Money for nothing and the chicks for free.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 0:24,
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Do even you have any idea what you're on about?
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 8:04,
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Have you not figured it out yet?
He's a UKIP bot hoping to pass the Turing test
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 8:16,
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Came home drunk from the Student Union I'd guess.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 10:37,
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I want to see how it works.
I'm sure it will induce moans from the cancer worriers
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Cock, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 15:37,
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I have been watching this for a while
and was convinced it would either never materialise, or be hideously expensive.
I look forward to the instructables on how to make this.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 21:37,
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one for the unfortunate names corner
There's a lord of the rings joke in there somewhere
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 22:21,
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Reminds me of the The Japan Fork Crafts Museum in Tokyo
No forks but lots of folk art... I was disappoint
www.hibinokurashi.com/gb/blog/24
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 22:32,
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Modern toss make their iPlayer debut.
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:57,
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: D
I love modern toss, cheers.
lost it when he said 'coupla mins'
click.
also saw this the other day
Kill List: Making Of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDMExv6Ep8w
Hi Ben, if you're still with us. Sure he made some of these modern toss episodes.
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You're on FUCKING FIRE!!!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 8:14,
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It remains a regret to me
that I turned down the opportunity to buy this:
www.artrepublic.com/prints/12477-turner-lithograph-with-silkscreen-and-mixed-media-signed-limited-edition-of-20.html
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 22:16,
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there was one christmas
I had this cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0351/1705/files/Modern-Toss-002_2aca58f9-fce0-44ed-a09a-1712040c9c98_grande.jpg?11747
and it cracked me up no end.
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Ha!
Want!
(edit)
*Basks in the majesty of FIRE!*
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 22:33,
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wow! TITS ON FIRE
happy candles sir!
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 1:48,
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Tiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!
Happy candley
came on to post this
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p02j53t4/funny-valentines-matt-berry-wild-love#group=p02j5jgx (Matt Berry - Wild Love....)
which is part of the i-player Funny Valentines collection
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/group/p02j5jgx
that Cystic's post is a part so thought, park it here. There's all sorts there .... well, 9 different ones including Bill Bailey doing a vid of his Love Song
Flame on, Tits.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 4:36,
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Ha!
I got a modern toss mug for christmas "work"..... "can't come in today, so fuck off" and use it at work *awaits being suspended on full pay*
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 22:25,
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Looks like it n'all.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 22:21,
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Bill Withers- Kissing My Love
As it's that day 2moro, some Bill Withers feelgood.
Miserable bastards!
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Have a nice one with your cats.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:34,
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cat
I got the nail varnish and razor.
Should be cool ta.
Enjoy you crankfest
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I'll be round about 7.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:38,
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thing is
as he's on his cat duty most of the year, it's the only 'us' time we have.
You're welcome on Saturday the 14th though...
...IF YOU DARE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NmRGR45azo
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See you at 7.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:49,
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If you want a refund just ask.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:51,
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fuck off
you think I'm all up myself, but I have standards.
You want class, cough up.
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You're in Wales.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:59,
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I choose life.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 22:08,
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The wifes gone to Wales for the weekend
left me on my own for Valentines BECAUSE I LOVE MYSELF SOOOO MUCH :) (nearly pulled my hat off today ....twice!)
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'Wales', yeah, totally, that's where she's gone.
Have a nice weekend.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:50,
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I'm in Wales
just saying.
And the cat said he has a friend coming over. Something about kicking out the jams.
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Have a good go son. I've been tying to wear it out for years.
think its Pirelli.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 23:22, Reply)
A little something to make a big splash on Valentines day
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:57,
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Is this using photoelasticity or some other method?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:04,
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I think it's similar to thin film interference
like soap bubbles.
Rubber sheets and soap bubbles.
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:25,
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"Since very few people are interested in stretchy colour-changing rubber trousers..."
Oh yeah?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:11, Reply)
Like viagra for high blood pressure
I mean who would want neverending storkage.
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:27,
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Don't want to be a negative nancy, but...
...we already have visual strain gauges that are better and cheaper. I wish university PR departments would stop trying to make discoveries more sensational/marketable when they're already pretty damn impressive.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 22:47,
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Unusual landing site for a Harrier
Found this whilst looking for a video to post down there - it just goes to show that it really was a unique aircraft.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:33,
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The Harrier Jump Jet
what a feat of engineering. Conceived at the time when the Transit had just been thought of. What a fucking loss :(
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:46, Reply)
Better buy American said the Politician.
Better fucking shut up next time.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 22:05, Reply)
We had the Vulcan Bomber too
WHAT a fucking combo :( *cries into past glory*
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 23:25, Reply)
"Viffingly" good
An ace platform that perplexed the Argy Mirage pilots.
Harriers lost in that war = 0 well done chaps..
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Signify, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 22:07,
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Not strictly true
None lost in air-to-air combat, but a total of six Sea Harriers were lost (four to accidents, one to a SAM over Port Stanley, one to ground fire over Goose Green).
No. 1 Sqdn RAF managed to return all their GR3s with their deposits intact.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 22:45,
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I know that posting Stewart Lee around these parts is about a good idea as buying Anne Frank a drum kit for her bat mitzvah...
But this is rather nice and introduced me to a couple of underappreciated programmes.
So bum me in the gob. If you must. I'll pretend not to enjoy it. If that helps.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:27, Reply)
A click for pure honesty.
PS gob bumming around the back of the bike sheds after 'Any Questions' has finished.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:30, Reply)
As do I.
We shall fuck them together.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:37,
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Yes hes very good. Dont really like comedy but he does make me laugh.
Hes very honest and quite accurate. Bit samey though.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:41, Reply)
Tbf most comics have a 'thing'
... He's just like a morose Ben Elton c.1989
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:44, Reply)
Going seeing him in March.
Really looking forward to it.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:36,
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He did a documentary on Children of The Stones
www.fistoffun.net/downloads/slee_clips/stewart_lee_happy_days-children_of_stones.mp3
He doesn't have to unfairly compare it to a completely different show to try and make it topical there, either.
(Lots of good stuff on www.fistoffun.net/downloads.php - the "John Peel hosts GYS - Lee & Herring guest" one is brilliantly shambolic.)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:01,
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What is this sudden outpouring of love for this cunt?
Is he about to pop his clogs or something?
(It wouldn't be right for the post to go without some hate, I mean c'mon it is Stewart Fucking Lee.)
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 14 Feb 2015, 4:33,
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'Cos trolls
Trolls hate. You're a troll, he is talented:
QED: you are only a cunt and he is paid to be cynical.
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jagwap, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 11:09,
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HA HA HA HA I laughed tons at that.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:01,
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Well done sir!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:10,
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And that gets a click.
Did they mention dogs are very good judges of character? Apparently they are.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:17,
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Dogs are good judges of everything
They should work in our legal system
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timoncheese MEDIBOT, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:23,
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You mean they don't already?
I'm disgusted.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:35,
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They do
But only in closed courts. The Daily Mail hate them.
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timoncheese MEDIBOT, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 0:51,
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you see
if there wad a dog on every news show and we had the audio option for this, I'd start watching it again.
XD
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Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 19:40, Reply)
used to love that album, wore the cassette down on my walkman
preferred Temptation though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUjUTG3hwyQ
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 19:42,
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Agree thats better. :)
Cheers for raising the bar. I dont really like posting old stuff. But its good to have a reminder.
*sits down listens to happytoast tune*
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 19:58, Reply)
If dogs are such good judges of character
why are all staffie owners cunts?
Edit: I've replied to the wrong link. Oh well.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:05,
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I used to think 'only Joy Division for me' until I realized I had more albums by New Order
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:20, Reply)
Can't think of a film I hated more than Pan's Labyrinth
so I'll pass, thanks.
Mind you, I didn't see Inbetweeners 2.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:05,
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how can you not love a film with such a brutal smashing of someone's face with a wine bottle?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:08,
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Yeah ,my brother lives in Spain and Del Toro is a bit of a legencd there
he kept going on about Pan's Labyrinth, I watched it twice and both times asked if we are taking about the same film. Fucking wank
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:55, Reply)
That Hiddleston is as gay as a hummingbird
And, at the Oscars this year, while the actors congratulate themselves about how open-minded they are and how terribly Britain treated Turing according to that ridiculous film, they'll do so in the knowledge that theirs is almost the last industry where gayers can't rise to the top.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:49,
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links is rotten with daily mailers and narrow minded bigoted cunts and it makes me sad.
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tickle I was away, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 1:06,
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so are you saying Hiddleston is gay or not
because he seems to be pretty much at the top of his vocation right now which contradicts your second statement.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 23:25,
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Of course he's fucking gay
And he's reached that point in - you're right - a successful actor's career, where he's on the verge of the very top flight. But Hollywood says he can't sit on the top table if he fucks arses. I hope he comes out, because very few leading male roles are worth shit and the way of Vin Diesel madness lies.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 14 Feb 2015, 0:26,
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Amusing valentines pressie
Worth a look for the comments at any rate, even if you don't fancy surprising your other half
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 19:13,
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HoneyBadger almost buys the farm in an avalanche.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 19:12,
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BIG GAME - OFFICIAL UK TRAILER
Looks like I would have really liked this if it came out when I was a kid.
Silly fun.
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have you seen Rare Exports, their first film?
great stuff
also b3ta.com/links/1261537
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 18:16,
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I was really disappointed with that film, i loved the short films so much, i found the extended release a real disappointment.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 18:17,
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i found the extended release a real disappointment.
fnar fnar
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#bantz
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 18:26,
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#corden
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 18:33,
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#dontgetthiz
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:19,
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#wangmaster
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:42,
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#cumasur
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:50,
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#dizcudgoonallnight
So:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWkdccGl1qM
:-)
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 21:07,
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I want to
I keep it for christmas time for the past few years but keep forgetting.
I have it to look forward to at the right time : )
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A black president?
Hahahahaha!!!!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 18:16,
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Robotic arm prosthetics
Very cool.
At 1:06 I bought my ticket to hell.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 17:33, Reply)
Now they just need to design a sweatshirt
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 17:59,
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Oooooh...
Needs a soundtrack.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 18:06,
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Fighter pilots being awesome
Cockpit Cam: F/A-18 Super Hornet Hi-Speed Low-Level Maneuvers
Just before your drive home from work
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 16:45,
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I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 16:54,
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Take me to bed or lose me forever.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 17:06,
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No wonder that happened to the Goose
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 17:01,
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Perfectly level flying is the supreme challenge of the jet fighter pilot.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 17:06,
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I'm guessing you've not met many military pilots.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 17:14,
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Weeeeeeeeee!
I knew it wasn't the RAF right away; no cocktail cabinet or golf clubs stored in the cockpit.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 17:08,
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Harriers are notorious for putting ordnance either a click in front or a click behind the coordinates. Best take cover.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 17:30,
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Sorry, USMC, and that's been a few years, so maybe they figgered it out.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 19:04,
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Harriers are more notorious
for crashing into water. For some reason they seem attracted to it.
I used to work on the RWR systems for them and the running joke was to install them wrapped in clingfilm.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 17:41,
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Whatever could you mean?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUY0eNwvQNA
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 20:30,
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Right that's me downloading a MegaCD emulator and getting Tomcat Alley this weekend then
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 13 Feb 2015, 18:02,
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Top Gun on the NES with the Powerglove.
It's the closest thing you can get to the intense, supersonic man on man action that is being a fighter pilot without stealing a MiG.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 18:12,
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Are there any good dogfighting video games any more?
Seemed to be such a massive genre in the past, but you don't seem to see them much nowadays.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 18:18, Reply)
I liked Chocks Away on the Acorn Archimedes.
Last really good dogfighting experience I had was back in the day, with Battlefield 1942. These days it's all helicopters and shit. I remember when all this was fields...
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 18:23,
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This is a talk by Andrew Hutchings who wrote it...
Quite interesting/nostalgic... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXwnoiDetgM
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SpunkyBackpack, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 6:33,
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Depends what sort you mean
IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey was fun but a little arcadey for my liking.
I don't think anything has topped X-Wing vs Tie Fighter for sheer mayhem though.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 18:46,
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The stuff of nightmares
I remember thinking that was hideously wrong when that was first broadcast
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 17:01,
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