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This is a link post Teen Thangz: Habib Part 3 I made this!
Been away for a couple of months but back with the 3rd instalment of this ISIS-themed saga.
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This is a normal post wb

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This is a normal post :D
what's a riband anyway? ok, so Google say it's a thing
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This is a normal post
google says it's a tha*ng
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This is a normal post hooray for more teen thangz
i've not seen a blue riband in 30 years.
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This is a normal post Good to see you back
I remember the old Blue Riband ad from the 60's.

Here I have found one from the 80's so I hope this puts your addled mind at rest regarding the pronounciation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQnRgVipDTA
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This is a link post 'the Asian termites seem to actually prefer mating with Formosan females rather than their own.
“This is worrisome, as the combination of genes between the two species results in highly vigorous hybridized colonies that can develop twice as fast as the two parental species”

Bad news for ho moaners.

Florida.
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This is a normal post Living in Florida sounds a bit hairy
mutant termites, hurricanes, and the entire state seems to be sinking..
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This is a normal post "sinking"
Because it's illegal to say that the sea is rising.
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This is a normal post Haha
Well, quite
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This is a normal post
*sends smellysaminparis for a mental health assessment*
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This is a normal post "Looks at head shrinker"
"Starts laughing maniacally"
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This is a link post My name is Mr Blobby, king of kings…
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair
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This is a normal post Better than The Blair Witch Project,
marginally.
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This is a normal post Was expecting a gunging

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This is a normal post It's the future of wildlife conservation:
let pandas raise Sumatran rhinos and mountain gorillas incubate condor eggs
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This is a normal post There is something deeply unsettling about the video

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This is a normal post Wah
I haven't recoiled from a monitor like that in ages!
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This is a link post Jetpack Engaged!
Flying over Dubai, but not the usual way.
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This is a normal post WOW!
That's as close as it gets.
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This is a normal post I knew they were pretty inconsiderate of human life over there
...but I never thought they'd do this sort of thing. Poor Bangladeshi slaves, ISIS have gone too far!
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This is a normal post mental

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This is a link post Saruman they say.
That's not what I see.
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This is a normal post oh dear... 0_o
but there is more going on there. ' make a strong statement'
umm yes, yes it does... buying this screams, I AM a FUCKTARD! also $49.00?! god i need to open an Etsy.


(you weren't shopping for the missus were you? if so... umm. all apologies, Hi how are you guys? ) :D
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This is a normal post ^ cannot agree more

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This is a normal post
"Inspired by saruman's red wicked eye and make a strong statement."
(, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That'd be Sauron
Not Saruman.

Also $49 for something knocked together out of Milliput? Piss off.
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This is a link post High?

*browns trousers*
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This is a normal post Jumping one metre on to one metre by 1/2 metre platform
I'd do that blindfolded , pissed with a tesco carrier on my head
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This is a normal post Shall I open a kickstarter for the catering?

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This is a normal post If you want to join the parachute regiment, you have to do that
But (only) at the height of a 3-storey building. No safety nets though - if you fall, you break your legs. And you have to jump when the jump master says so, otherwise you'll never get to wear your raspberry beret.
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This is a normal post <looks down>

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This is a normal post Great, share the LOOK AT ME in the hope it will encourage a few fucking idiots to spectacularly remove themselves from the gene pool by trying to better it

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This is a normal post So
?
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This is a normal post You lost your pipe and slippers or something?!

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This is a normal post ^SO EXTREEM

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This is a normal post Bit far to go to play platform games.
'click'
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This is a normal post I always wonder what a terribly shit life these people must have had
to justify treating it with such indifference.
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This is a normal post Like motorcycles,
the adrenalin hit and degree of focus is amazing.
For those moments, nothing else matters; no stress, irritation or problem can compete with the threat of imminent extinction.
Fear is something to be beaten.
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This is a normal post totally rad to the extreme
maximum envelopes, grind some crack and so on
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This is a normal post How else do I explain it then? eh?
'Question 1 - Express your last near-death experience or orgasm in 150 words.'

Drunk post warning.
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This is a normal post Cycle to work.

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This is a normal post whilst wanking off an alsatian.

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This is a normal post I had a lovely cup of tea earlier
and a chocolate digestive
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This is a normal post Did you dunk?
That is totally rad - judging the moment just before the molten chocolate floats of the wheaty substrate.
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This is a normal post It's actually a promo stunt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PJJaN3WJ9k

Russia and Dubai. Says it all really.
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This is a normal post Fucking hell
My willy feels all funny now
But that's another story
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This is a normal post If you see my bollocks shoot past please gaz me

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This is a normal post Adolescent boys eh?

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This is a normal post hopscotch for cunts?

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This is a normal post If he showed the rope tied around his chest to an exhaust pipe on the roof
it would ruin the whole thing. Have a click. Nice find.
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This is a normal post F U C K
t h a t
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This is a link post Wireless !!
That is all.
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This is a normal post
LIES GAKE FAKE!!!!
Apple made the first tablet and smartphone!
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This is a normal post I love these things.
TECHNOLOGY!
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This is a link post Austerity Acid I made this!
I just made this for a laugh, you can download it if you want.


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This is a normal post I'm just so pleased all those nasty and hateful attacks on Ed have come to an end.
If it weren't for all those disgusting attacks on the poor poppet he would be PM and everything would be fixed.
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This is a normal post That's Cameron for you

Weasel.
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This is a normal post At least his brother will always support him

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This is a normal post <Punches effigy of Thatcher in the cunt/face*>
*Delete as appropriate.
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This is a normal post i like it

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This is a link post Fart attack

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This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Perfect pitch and timing
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This is a link post "I can ride a bike with no handlebars"
Probably GC but watched this again recently. Skills.
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This is a normal post tune!
whatever happened to the flobots?*
guy on bike is pretty amazing as well.

*goes on musical hunt
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This is a normal post You might also like

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2LTVhqHAdo
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This is a normal post not bad

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This is a normal post I live close enough to Southsea skatepark to drop in for the annual comps* SWEEET!!! :)
*Includes all kinds of BMX an' Skateboard stuff. Once again, SWEET!!!
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This is a normal post He'll never get his Cycling Proficiency Badge like that !

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This is a normal post Erm, what are those things his hands are holding?

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This is a normal post He can ride his bars with no bicycle

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This is a link post Guy pretends to break mirrors and really breaks mirrors
Young Rob Manuel?
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This is a normal post He's in for a long time of bad luck.....
and he broke two mirrors as well
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This is a normal post I'm not sure the mirrors will make much difference.
Born ginger is pretty much rock bottom on the luck scale.
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This is a normal post Dunno if you can see this, but...
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153072371365168&set=a.10150547083400168.371302.620995167&type=1&theater
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This is a normal post
Imagine being a scotisher ginger...
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This is a normal post o_0

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This is a normal post She must be very proud
of her daughter.
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This is a normal post What a massive spack-job.

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This is a normal post Well, that was SHIT

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This is a normal post The poor woman
I wonder what she did wrong to get a son like that? He didn't seem to care about his Mother's mirrors. It's not even about the mirrors really though.
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This is a normal post The only thing sadder than someone bothering to upload that
is me, having watched the entire thing.
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This is a link post Sonita : Brides for sale
i heard this and an interview with her on the drive home today. i found her story quite moving.
extra link to the article:
wlrn.org/post/afghan-rapper-escaped-teen-marriage-singing-about-it
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This is a normal post Whoa.

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This is a normal post Yup, indeed.
Whoa!
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This is a normal post Song of the summer!

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This is a normal post in other news:
American Idol has been cancelled.
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This is a normal post If the contestants had to perform live from Afghanistan, I might have watched.*
*assuming there was a real danger they could be killed at any moment.
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This is a normal post She's no Enya

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This is a link post From the set of We are Soldier
A couple of friends managed to get invited to see a film being made. This is what they saw.
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This is a normal post Looks interesting...

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This is a link post jay - beans on toast NSFW
Don't know how some grungy hippie music will go down here, but I like this fella.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pURn7pcqko

^ These two are quite the 'controversial' ones I imagine: plenty more though : www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGJxxEr1aCM&list=PL0wipifjxPIWfqA6ZvLLNxmBnhG5BLImG - list starts with "MDMAmazing"

He was at Redfest last year, seemed like a lovely bloke.
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This is a normal post Aye, top bloke.
Kinda doubt he'll trouble the Top 10 and mores the shame.
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This is a normal post so grungy that he levitates in the preview pic

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This is a normal post Anything to do with the gits below?

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This is a normal post *flashbacks*
*clicks*
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This is a normal post reminds me of that song on that shit TV show:
Smelly Cunt, Smelly cunt what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cunt, smelly cunt it's not your fault...
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cunt, smelly cunt what are they feeding you?
Smelly cunt, smelly cunt it's not your fault!
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This is a link post U2 in disguise at New York subway station

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This is a normal post I would love to punch Bono in the face with my foot, then follow up by hitting him with a brick.
Greed disguised as philanthropy.
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This is a normal post right behind you there
with a sack of bricks passing them forward
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This is a normal post right behind you there
Unloading a lorry full of brick sacks and passing them to you
(, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post right behind you there
At the head of a convoy of brick sack lorries.
(, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post cooperation,
can change the world one step brick at a time.
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This is a normal post I had the opportunity to lob a brick at him in Dublin a few years ago, stupidly wasted it and just went to meet a friend instead.
The sense of regret keeps me awake at night.
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This is a normal post i am sure it does,
the world would be a much better place if you had.
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This is a normal post I know, i've let everyone down, my parents were distraught when i told them what happened :-(
I need to try harder, i carry a hammer with me everywhere i go now, such a thing won't happen again, oh no.
(, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post wise plan,
you never know when such an opportunity may present itself again.
always be prepared.
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This is a normal post I'm saving it for Bono.
If someone tries to mug me i still run away screaming like a little girl, if Bono tried to mug me? Hammer Time.
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This is a normal post Balls to hammers.
I'd buy you a gun if I thought some good would come of it.
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This is a normal post i've heard real buskers
sound 10x better than that shite. why did noone defecate in their hand and hurl it at them?
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This is a normal post
Is Bono dressed like a cowboy John Motson?
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This is a normal post
dressed like a cowboy John Motson a cunt

Yeah, he is.
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This is a normal post haha,

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This is a normal post A soundtrack to compliment the stench of the subway in summer.

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This is a normal post I say nuke the site from orbit...

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This is a normal post ^this

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This is a normal post oh do fuck off

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This is a normal post I assume they got pushed onto the tracks?

(, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I expect their record company applied a bit of pressure on them to produce them, yes.
*sorry*

Happy Candles!!!!! :D
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This is a normal post sadly no.
but it is a nice thought.
oh and you sir appear to be on fire.
HAPPY CANDLE DAY!
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This is a normal post I hope he gets Bono pox

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This is a normal post SCUM

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This is a normal post No

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This is a normal post in a word..
...shite
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This is a normal post Sounds awful

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This is a link post Sir Ian Bowler on the election I made this!

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This is a normal post Beetlejuice.

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This is a normal post Beetlejuice.

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This is a normal post Beetlejuice?

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This is a normal post
Sucker

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This is a normal post Your selfies suck.

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This is a normal post That's candyman

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This is a normal post Candyman?

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This is a normal post Candyman.

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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post Bwahahahahaha!!!!

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This is a normal post Thanks for playing
Tune in next week for more shite
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This is a normal post
Peter Kay has let himself go.
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This is a normal post What did he let go of exactly?

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This is a normal post Beetlejuice

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This is a normal post so ronery

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This is a normal post *eats worms*

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This is a normal post do you live in fear of being offered an ecstacy pill?
that's what bob marley told me.
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This is a normal post Now that's good satire.

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This is a link post Behold : The Paleofuture!
Massive resource of future predictions.



GC from 2010
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This is a normal post Trente-six quinze

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This is a normal post Fake.
No one predicted Twitter would be shit and full of cunts stroking their own egos.
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This is a normal post #click

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This is a normal post Quelle surprise!

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This is a normal post brilliant!!
you can see where Miyazaki got a lot of his flying machine influences from :D
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This is a normal post Flying crane kick?

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This is a link post Hourly Rate Calculator
Hey presto! Your hourly rate is $362.68/hr!!!

Also Project Quote tool:
lifehacker.com/this-tool-generates-quotes-for-your-freelance-projects-1697682340
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This is a normal post *token comment*

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This is a normal post Cerebrush will NOT be happy!!
the simple fact you're on the same internet as me will inspire conspiracy theories and a sniff of a 'leftist' take over!
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This is a normal post Stop trolling.

(, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, okay..
*hands back Internet*
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This is a link post Sweden: 'Gay sailor' sign to ward off foreign submarines
I'm sure this has something to do with the trained seals.
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This is a normal post In a sub
You always need a good seal.
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This is a normal post In a sub
its always packed with seemen
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This is a normal post In a sub
They take it up the aft
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This is a normal post In a sub
The massive prop shaft is well lubricated.
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This is a normal post Das Boot has the happiest ending
of all happy endings.
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This is a normal post Is that a torpedo in your tube or are you just happy to see me?

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This is a normal post cap'n on dick...err I mean deck

(, Tue 12 May 2015, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Up periscope!
Time to torpedo a juicy target.
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