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This is a link post Complaints Department
These Star Wars Stormtrooper uniforms are crap!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 16 May 2015, 7:05, Reply)
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It's this sort of standing out from the crowd that makes this man unfit to lay down his life pointlessly for the Empire at the hands of a man dressed as a carpet.
Live long and prosper.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Make them all wear red shirts

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:11, Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile in Scotland... NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 16 May 2015, 1:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
/fastedit
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 May 2015, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post No climax

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 May 2015, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Scotland
What do you expect? A haggis?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 3:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Grandson of Rab.
For sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 16 May 2015, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post flashbacks to three days' work in Dunfermelin
when I did not understand half of what people said to me
 (macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 May 2015, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 May 2015, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I sold my car
To a Polish fella who had lived in Montrose for ten years. All I could hear was 'zychachky skylakski geht te fook, ya ken?' We ended up agreeing a price by mime.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 May 2015, 15:41, Reply)
This is a link post Prepare to cringe.

(Fluffster, Sat 16 May 2015, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never heard of him, but then I am an evil racist.
He seemed to get away with it, or his complete lack of it meant that there was nothing to get away with. I've seen worse best man speeches, but perhaps that's more of a reflection on the company that I keep.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 May 2015, 1:40, Reply)
This is a link post Hugo, où est le singe? NSFW
le singe est don l'automobile.
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 16 May 2015, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I just hoped everyone in that car would die

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 16 May 2015, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post fuckin hate families

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 16 May 2015, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You go Hugo!

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:50, Reply)
This is a link post Tesla batteries a reality?

Science and stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 May 2015, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry.
I just couldn't get past the picture of someone wearing a flat cap indoors. I mean that literally; that's all there is on that page.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 16 May 2015, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post i just got as far as "renweable sources"

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2015, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Johnson wears flat caps inside and outdoors and seems to have done quite well
I rest my case
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 16 May 2015, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post And Andy capp
My personal hero
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 16 May 2015, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, an American fridge filled with batteries will store lots of energy.
Why is that so ground-breaking?

Plus... having seen the explosive results of phone battery self-discharge, I'd hate to be near something that size when it goes up.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 16 May 2015, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.... first off lithium ion batteries are incredibly polluting to make so unless you're running your home off a diesel jenny there's no environmental benefit.
Secondly they have this nasty habit of catching fire.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 16 May 2015, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post sploding

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post El Reg provided a nice analysis:
www.theregister.co.uk/2015/05/07/bloomberg_tesla_powerwall_more_wall_than_power/
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 May 2015, 9:33, Reply)
This is a link post 404
A most appropriate 404 page for a music site.
 (InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Sat 16 May 2015, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 May 2015, 1:38, Reply)
This is a link post Angry Kid - Road Safety NSFW
Massively GC but I'm reminiscing. NSFW due to swears.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 15 May 2015, 23:34, Reply)
This is a link post Great advice for all you aspiring musicians
This will lead to much fame and fortune!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 15 May 2015, 23:24, Reply)
This is a link post Beautiful pub tray site NSFW

(Riggleberry, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Having a bit of merriment is a NSFW now?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a nsfw what now right

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post well i'll tell you an anecdote,
back on the day when i was on this particularly awful outsourced jobcentre "new deal" scheme thingy, we were tasked with writing for jobs to the top 100 companies in Scotland. But half of them were booze companies so their websites were blocked.

Lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2015, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, that certainly speeded up things :)

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 16 May 2015, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post sped

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2015, 1:33, Reply)
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Usage: The past tense and past participle of speed up is speeded up, not sped up

Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 16 May 2015, 2:05, Reply)
This is a link post Rick Baker!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 15 May 2015, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 15 May 2015, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 15 May 2015, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 16 May 2015, 4:42, Reply)
This is a link post I need an alarm system.. NSFW

(Fluffster, Fri 15 May 2015, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like the sound of Cousin Neville at all.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 15 May 2015, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post is this the same fellow who did the 'ive got pigeons' video
did you mean to click 'I made this'?
 (sithemong, Sat 16 May 2015, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post is that the one with the hanging? surprised that hasn't been cut yet
Seems a little odd for a kids film
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2015, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a bit odd ....
how long before kids emulate that one?
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 15 May 2015, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Pirates of the Caribbean got away with it.
And they used a real child.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 May 2015, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post was it a fun game in that like Minions make it
or a scary scene?

It's amazing how context changes things
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2015, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand
Why every humorous quote on FB has to have a Minion stood next to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 15 May 2015, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I had no idea those creatures had their own film.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll have their own TV show next.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 May 2015, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you posting this here?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 15 May 2015, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post because its generally funny
and has some nice animation work perhaps?

Same thing goes for the Superhero trailers, they may be shit films but some animators have busted a gut to try and make something new happen on the big screen.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2015, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not 1996 any more.
I'm pretty sure these films don't have any humans working on them these days. The script, the animation and the marketing are all controlled by algorithms and automated processes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 15 May 2015, 21:50, Reply)
This is a link post "Gustavo Almadovar"
Working that local TV News handle very hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post And the remix version!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xps6Gg9ygSg
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping that, just once, his tick would have caused his head to go to the right.
Good on him that he's able to function in society.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally Mexico.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Who?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 15 May 2015, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's both beautiful
and terrifying.

Send a dog out to fetch a ball and see what's crawling within the fur on it's return.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The main diet of swifts
is spiders floating in the upper air. Which means the sky must be full of spiders. And that's why I never leave the house.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 15 May 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Tru dat, holmes

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 15 May 2015, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I like spiders but, that is waaaaaaaay too much.
*hides*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 May 2015, 1:54, Reply)
This is a link post Just testing... I made this!
Yes, the Friday Ad will publish anything (despite the 'approval process')
Edit: see?
 (ccc, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post * Throws shit at screen *

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post "dodges"

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 15 May 2015, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *Reports Ad*

(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post is that your actual mobile number?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post No
A random number that probably costs £10 a second.
 (ccc, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post So that wasn't your sultry voice that answered?
Fantasy wrecked.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done on the plural of nemesis.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 May 2015, 21:36, Reply)
This is a link post LIMMY

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R89oERKCaU
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNc7zeXyz7o
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:02, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIxk2TMR7zs
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 15 May 2015, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Richard Herring mentioned
Getting him on as a guest for rhlstp ... was unsure whether or not he was being "ironic".
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:29, Reply)
This is a link post I'm thinking of a Biscuit. Frank Sidebottom.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post He also invented YouTube back in 1983
A man of many talents


Camouflage
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post BLIMEY O'REILLY!! A technical achievement!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:09, Reply)
This is a link post I really enjoyed this TED talk about flag design
for all you designers out there
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:01, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA That programme is HILARIOUS
...I'd imagine. I haven't seen a single fucking second of it. *sniff*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Its as funny as it looks

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fucking awful
And yet very popular. It's sort of the new "Friends". But shitter.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Friends had some decent gags to be fair
but that show seems to have taken them out and added a laughter track in its place.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Friends had its moments. I meant the comparison more in that it's always on and it's a bit bland. The only people who seem to have any sort of strong reaction to it are angry geeks moaning that it represents "Nerd blackface".
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I think most of the reactions
are from people who just can not understand how a comedy with no comedy it so popular. Just like mrs Brown.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post First time I saw Mrs. Brown's Boys
I thought it was some sort of post-modern joke about shitty sitcoms.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post me too
and it just went on and on.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 15 May 2015, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not all bad, though it's probably accurate to how popular kids would imagine
the "cool" nerds are.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post it's about as funny as a paper cut on your bell end

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post how on earth
would that ever be achieved? and I'm genuinely curious - you've got experience?
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "origami"

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Guys
I would rather not know
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post origamorgasm

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 15 May 2015, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post waterboarding is so last decade
if you really want information, paper cut on the bell end
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to visit the San Francisco that flies that flag

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:10, Reply)
This is a link post let's just see that one more time shall we?
what's really amazing is that it's actually filmed in landscape.
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 15 May 2015, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!
Megacunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 15 May 2015, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
I am enjoying these
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 May 2015, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Most impressive is that he didn't squeal like a girl during or after.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 15 May 2015, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
impressive disappointing
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Bono's job

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 15 May 2015, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Getting twatted is Bono's job.
"Frontman Bono has taken a dive on several occasions.
He fell backwards off stage at a Miami concert in 2001 and slipped off a rainy stage in Washington DC in 1987 - dislocating his arm and requiring him to wear a sling for a dozen shows.
He also fell in 1983 during a gig in Germany after trying to climb a barricade.
Last November, Bono also underwent five hours of surgery after breaking his arm in six places and suffering a broken eye socket as a result of a "high-energy bicycle accident" in New York."
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post A guitarist in a sling?
Did anyone notice?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I would expect no less from a man called Dave Evans.
P.S. "Boy" and "War" are great albums.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Just this once
I'm going to forgive them for filming a concert on their phone.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No, there is no excuse I can accept.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 May 2015, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post he needs to watch out for that change in elevation

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post he's going down, excavation

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post read that as:
he's going down in my excavation - which would be more apt.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 15 May 2015, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I could have dug down that far, but didn't want to get my hands dirty.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post There are several things missing in this video
They could have either been man eating crocodiles or big fucking metal spears of death.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post i can imagine the crowd shouting out a warning...
'..the edge...THE EDGE!!'

and him thinking'they love me, they really lo...FUCK!' *crump*

fuck U2.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently American bands have a real problem with
... audiences in yorkshire shouting "yorkshire, yorkshire..." as it sounds like "you're shit, you're shit..." to their colonial ears
 (I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe someone pretty caught his eye
because after all Love Is Blindness..
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post *clicks*

Both videos are worthy of the popular page.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Now we know why he still hasn't found what he's looking for.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 15 May 2015, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
THE EDGE
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 16 May 2015, 10:19, Reply)

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