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This is a link post Car attacks Bike
Just watch the first 10 seconds, nothing happens after that
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 20 May 2016, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Important - first check your car for damage before attending to injured persons

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2016, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah... I mean it wasn't her fault that the wheel
came off the other car like that.
But fuck her for not checking if the rider was hurt.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 20 May 2016, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 11111111111

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 20 May 2016, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The NHS woman just asked me to stop pressing buttons and talk, please

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2016, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as Cat attacks Bike, and watching it I thought that was one spinny motherfucking cat.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 20 May 2016, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Mario kart

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 20 May 2016, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It came off the white Lada
Pinball shot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Fri 20 May 2016, 15:18, Reply)
This is a link post Found while stumbling through the weird part of YouTube...
If you're a Tom Jones Fan or not.. Not GC from what I can see.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 20 May 2016, 1:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
I enjoyed that
 (Conthortius, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe
Was talking to someone about Beavis & Butthead today and this song popped into my head.
It won't leave.
(I helped save b3ta! fenella gronda gronda rango, Thu 19 May 2016, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fuckin right?
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 20 May 2016, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I have one of their albums.
It is mostly about fucking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 May 2016, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post What album isn't?
Altar Boys – Gut Level ... is mostly about fucking.
mewithoutYou – Brother, Sister ... is mostly about fucking.
God Is On The Move - 7eventh Time Down ... is mostly about fucking.
Holding On - We Are Vessel ... is mostly about fucking.
Choices - Graceful Closure ... is mostly about fucking.
On My Knees - Veracity ... is mostly about fucking.
Etc
And that's just Christian Rock.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 May 2016, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Filth is in the mind of the beholder.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 May 2016, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey some Whale
On my listening cycle somewhere. Deliver the juice is another good track.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 20 May 2016, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
This was the last single I bought on cassette. Still gets played occasionally
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post interviewed them once
we all had a crush on her when she hosted a pop show on TV back in the middle ages (well before this band thing)
 (macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 May 2016, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly Swedish.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 22 May 2016, 1:09, Reply)
This is a link post Banker Cock

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post stroke down
scroll down I mean. I meant scroll.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Two handed
scroll down.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 May 2016, 7:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm, glassy.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post Speaking of Burn
This you will find is the classic Deep Purple line up. And this features some amazing bell bottom Dan Dares
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post THE classic Deep Purple line up? With David Coverdale & Glenn Hughes?
It's good, but it's definitely not the best in my book. Not that I particularly want a Deep Purple argument 25 years too late.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 20 May 2016, 1:22, Reply)
This is a link post Watching that Max Headroom pilot sent me down a Matt Frewer rabbithole.
Here's Max on Seseme Street. The 80s were weird, y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw ABC last night
Martin Fry IS Max Headroom
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Any time any place any way.
That's Martin Fry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post He reminds me of that guy who had plastic hair on kids TV then hung himself in a cupboard in Victoria station.
You know the one I mean.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Any excuse for a good-old-fashioned pearoasting...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
took me a while.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 20 May 2016, 12:06, Reply)
This is a link post Praise The Lord!
Second-hand Twatter link.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 19 May 2016, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Second hand on here too.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 19 May 2016, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh piss
GC said no. Should've known better
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 19 May 2016, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
than to lie to one as beautiful as you
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 May 2016, 0:56, Reply)
This is a link post PES pees
Or something

Because it's at least three years since this made /links need to take a slash
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 May 2016, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post My Cat
finds this mesmerizing.
 (I helped save b3ta! luvtub, Fri 20 May 2016, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is the horrible fat old lady what has killed and eaten Robert Smith?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 19 May 2016, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post SHAFT
10 validationsearch
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 May 2016, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You're mistaken that is Robert Smith
He's probably aged since you last saw him.
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 19 May 2016, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post No! Really?
Are you absolutely sure?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 19 May 2016, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it was a great concert
but seen and heard through wobbly cam makes it unwatchable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 19 May 2016, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Good song, like the Cure
although the drummer has too many toms and cymbals. Far too many..
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 19 May 2016, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
More than one of each seems unnecessary.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 20 May 2016, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
He seems to be playing all of them with a degree of proficiency
 (I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Great song
Horrible crowd
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 19 May 2016, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunts that film live performances on their phones.
Should be sent to the future where science has developed a way to reverse aging so that they can be turned back into 10 year olds and sent off to their nearest Catholic church to have some sexual abuse done to them.

If you want to look at the fucking gig through the medium of a phone screen, stay at home and look for a professional fucking recording. If you want to share the experience with your mates, fucking take them with you.
I'm all for embracing the change in behaviour that technological evolution places on humankind. But this will always be cuntery.

Love that song though!
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 19 May 2016, 20:56, Reply)
This is a link post Grayson Perry creates giant ceramic penis 'inspired by City bankers'

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 May 2016, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Grayson Perry is the biggest cock of all.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 19 May 2016, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus, that's a thick one

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 May 2016, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post wimp

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 19 May 2016, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post How incredibly witty.
Give him a Knighthood now. Or make him a Dame.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 19 May 2016, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post stupid man

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 19 May 2016, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That gets paid by the bucket to make funny giant cock sculptures
How is your job?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post seriously though folks, have you ever seen him talk about stuff or any of his shows?
seems like he's got his head screwed on to me. Who gives a fuck what he dresses like?
Is not a massive bell head funny? this is b3ta after all, home of the CDC :D x
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 May 2016, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
His Reith Lectures were ace - now in book form as "Playing to the Gallery" - a really good guide to what modern art might or might not be.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 19 May 2016, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post grayson perry is awesome
that is all.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 19 May 2016, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He is definitely less of a twat than Damien Hirst
But he's still playing the "any old crap is art, if I say it is art" game.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 19 May 2016, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't reckon he is
A lot of his stuff is aesthetically pleasing and well crafted. He isn't just shitting in a box and selling it for fifty grand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 19 May 2016, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That does not work?
"hides box under desk, sprays perfume"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 May 2016, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post his channel four program 'all man' is worth a watch
(From where said phallus originates)
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 19 May 2016, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping it was Gary Larson

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut that door

(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Fri 20 May 2016, 11:50, Reply)
This is a link post Mitch Hedburg joke generator
Always enjoyed this lovely dead comedian's silly jokes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 19 May 2016, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He was great and his jokes are great too.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 19 May 2016, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Been my favourite comedian for years. Sadly missed.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:52, Reply)
This is a link post R-Type
Remember the arcade video game R-Type? Here's a cool anime thing.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 19 May 2016, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmmmmmm,
I'd say forget the arcae and start fucking
IMHO :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 May 2016, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post wow that looked like a lot of work for such a niche audience
I appreciate it though, that game was the best
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 19 May 2016, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That's cool.
I was 8 when that game came out.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 19 May 2016, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant
But then again, I'm a huge gaming nerd with an anime fixation. I'm now going to waste a lot of today trying to find the r-type Mame image.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 May 2016, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is he flying the R-9 A from R-Type Delta
When it's supposed to be the first game?

And why does the Firce appear right from the start in its final form?

And what happened to having 3 lives? If the girl represents the next life then she would have come from the restart point and wouldn't have been able to collect the helix laser and homing missiles.

Shockingly poor effort.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 May 2016, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post Sex toy thief may have substance abuse problem


(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 May 2016, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Those must be really good batteries.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 19 May 2016, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you thinking they forgot to do a cavity search prior to taking the mugshot?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 May 2016, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Still going like the Duracell Bunny.
Either that, or from the expression either a) she's had one cavity search too many and is worn out or b) that photo is the exact moment when they swiftly pull a five foot length of extra large anal beads from said cavity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 19 May 2016, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post or meth

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 May 2016, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I could never understand the brand name Trojan for condoms
And now, apparently, sex toys - are they trying to imply that by the time you realise it's inside, it's too late?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 19 May 2016, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Before you know it, you'll be full of grease.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 19 May 2016, 19:24, Reply)
This is a link post Buddy Rich
Drummer drumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 19 May 2016, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more a pipers piping kind of guy
Maybe maids a milking at a stretch.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 19 May 2016, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ruddy Bitch you say

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 19 May 2016, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Any excuse to post this
https://youtu.be/VJh9W3Gcpmo
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 19 May 2016, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post An unfortunate laughing fit I had on air yesterday NSFW I made this!
a few laugh-filled swears so marked NSFW

EDIT: Apologies for portrait this was a live Periscope broadcast that I have had all hell's job getting converted meaningfully
(Flobbit gave you the horn on, Thu 19 May 2016, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to know hospital radio is still flourishing.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 19 May 2016, 12:00, Reply)
This is a link post Google patent
'Ideally, the adhesive coating on the front portion of the vehicle may be activated on contact and will be able to adhere to the pedestrian nearly instantaneously'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 May 2016, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Flypaper for cars.
What a wonderful idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 19 May 2016, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's one way to pick up girls....

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 May 2016, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi5!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 19 May 2016, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "Sticky hand glove"
"drag prey to cellar"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 May 2016, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post bit of a bitch for cleaning though
you know someone's got the adhesive coating if they're driving around with half a dozen sponges stuck to the thing
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 May 2016, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Or the innards of a drive-in carwash

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 May 2016, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The rollers would stick to the front of the car and spinning it round centrifuging the occupants :O

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 19 May 2016, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Or half a dozen confused chavs.
That don't know about the car-wash plan/test yet.

Bonnet chav's are the worst.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post For you, Tommy, the war is over
I've had the "we're here" line in my head for days, couldn't remember what film it was from.
(m.auron, Thu 19 May 2016, 9:36, Reply)
This is a link post DAS FINSTERE TAL
Seems to be dark, full of religion and gory
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 May 2016, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Link to full film, in English, or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 May 2016, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I watch my movies in orginial version
With subtitles. Overdubed movies are shit. Always, No exceptions.
Would you watch "The Bridge on the River Kwai" in Cantonese? Same difference.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 May 2016, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooo ... Hark at her!
I've already watched it ... In German you'll be proud to know ... On 123movies.to
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 May 2016, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you, vile criminal, I've got a mind to report you to the nasty people in suits, Oh you....
"saves link"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 May 2016, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post well the Auto-translate to English had me in stitches at least

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 May 2016, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yoinks.
Downloaded and saved for tonight. Thanks!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 19 May 2016, 13:25, Reply)
This is a link post Hazel O'Connor in "Jangles"
Early afternoon kids' show that blew my mind by being set in a nightclub, starring an actual pop star, and being narrated by some kind of New Romantic version of the MC from Cabaret.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 19 May 2016, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post So who did they cast as the leerey lecharous kiddydiddling DJ presenter?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 19 May 2016, 7:41, Reply)

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